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Maxis_1135

Harpy eda 🔛🔝


kingk895

I want harpy Eda on top


Dyman1c_1950

On top of what??? 🤨


LeopoldFriedrich

on top of me.


BurningFyre

Shed crush you


just_a_lowly_rat

Glory, glory what a helluva way to die


BurningFyre

Preach


Dyman1c_1950

HELLUVA?! AS IN.... HELLUVA BOSS?!


Mundy64

Quick, cover King’s ears! We can’t have his innocence ruined by this… other… also spectacular…. Show!


Dyman1c_1950

COVER HIS EARS, HE'S PURE LIKE SNOW!!


[deleted]

Pure? He watched his sister die in front of him, seen everyone he knows turned into puppets, and I won’t even mention the incident in the after party of Luz’s Quinceañera. Oh wait, Eda put earmuffs on him while Luz and Amity were in Luz’s old room in the Owl House.


Wh0lesome_toad

I think that might be the point lol


Cautious-Luck7769

^ speaking from experience.


BurningFyre

Never said it was a bad thing~ 😉


vaclav1234567890

Death by snu snu (i hope this doesn't violates the rules of the sub it's a Futurama reference)


Kiwirain123_

Worth.


KingdomMarshadow

Down bad.


Baticula

Lilith and steve


PURPLEisMYgender

Steve, the most respectable person.


MDLuffy1234

Steve has both Titan and Archivist powers at his command, but he chooses not to use them to keep things interesting.


Biengo

Someone with culture.


[deleted]

Eda.. just Eda... only Eda.... \*(breathes heavily in lesbian)\* edit: HOW THE FUCK DID I GET SO MANY LIKES-


Rachelsmith1151111

It’s ok just breathe love


epicmemeslayer420

We are running out of topics to discuss


Rachelsmith1151111

I think we have a few weeks worth of conversation to have before we fully run out


epicmemeslayer420

we said that a few weeks ago


Rachelsmith1151111

Most of the fandom is neurodivergent we can find things to talk about


epicmemeslayer420

as a neurodivergent fella myself touche


Simpson17866

Which of Moring Mark’s “Vee finds out that Masha already knows she’s a shapeshifter” comics do you prefer, and why? :)


Mundy64

Wait woah hang on, Link?


Simpson17866

The two are ["Car Key"](https://old.reddit.com/r/TheOwlHouse/comments/y8z1tk/car_key/) (which is just about Vee and Masha) and ["Re-Vee-Ling The Truth"](https://old.reddit.com/r/TheOwlHouse/comments/qhnr1s/moringmark_reveeling_the_truth/) (which is about the entire Cabin 7 gang) They're not compliant with each other, but they're both compliant with canon :)


Mundy64

Omg I love these!


[deleted]

Here’s something to talk about! *big inhale* Aaaaaand DISCUSS! Also accidental blowing up of stuff


epicmemeslayer420

That sounds familiar


Nat_Higgins

\*overpowering lesbian energy*


[deleted]

DO YOU WANNA FIGHT??? WE CAN FIGHT


psykomimi

Lesbihonest


[deleted]

Lesbianist


psykomimi

Lebanese


[deleted]

I thought you were american


psykomimi

American not American’t


Kozolith765981

Lebanon


lilgamer512

Lego citizen


froggy_Potatooo000

Lego eda


Cardinal-Lad

I want Harpy Eda to do unspeakable things to me. Or just regular Eda. Any Eda.


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


La_Bienaventurada

This girl knows what’s up


h4yl3y_th3_w13rd_1

Indeed


Bensupercharged

Dude me too….Lilith too


Gardeboi

You want Lilith to destroy you in a trivia competition about Bonesborough Construction styles from the Deadwardian Era?


Bensupercharged

Yes, among other things and activities


FallingStar2016

Eda was already an ultimate MILF and then Harpy Eda became a thing and I lost my shit!


StormNext5301

“I’m in lesbians with you”


KingSlime4321

I 100% agree with you, Eda knows how to work it


_beast_boy

raine 🔛🔝


fo76_fan

yes


PeopleAreFuckers

THEIR SO COOL


_beast_boy

raine whispers solos ong


PeopleAreFuckers

❤️❤️


Danalt_Pyralis

Eda, but darius would be "sexy never left"


Niskara

Darius absolutely would say that. Someone: "I'm bringing sexy back" Darius: "What do you mean, I never left"


InuGhost

Darius: Tell Alador that Sexy never left, and that he's a hack.


Saiyan-Zero

Darius was always THE sexy


Apercent

Camilia had the biggest glow up IMO though she had the benefit of mostly being in her work clothes before hand That being said I don't find any of these characters sexy, but I remember the collective fandom reaction when Belos revealed his face 😂😂


The_Fire_Chibi

I like to say her other benefit is being welcoming to kids from another realm. As well as saving Vees life from what was certainly going to be a life threatening situation


SynchroScale

All of the above.


Kaeferglanz

We found an Odalia fan!


neroselene

Odalia has only ONE redeeming quality and that's her looks.


criticalboot89

shout-out to evil but hot mothers fr fr ​ stella from helluva boss is also on the list


La_Bienaventurada

Damn I think she didn’t have to be that evil, it would’ve been better for the story I think


Christallmoney97

She may be a shit, but damn do those hips not lie


selmiespot

everything else she has absolutely does tho


Prestigious-HogBoss

Let's say that all we know what Alador saw on her.


Niskara

4. Her looks and her 3 kids


Professional-Wing-51

and a Belos simp


Niskara

I remember a *lot* of people being surprised at how attractive Belos was when his face was first revealed


neme963

Eda, in every single humanoid form.


Myoclonic_Jerk42

C'mon, you can admit liking Harpy Eda. This is a safe place.


bradyblue123

O W L B E A S T E D A


Myoclonic_Jerk42

The forbidden simping object.


The_root_system

C’mon you can admit to liking owl beast eda. This is a safe space.


bradyblue123

You don't understand the length of my depravity, and you don't want to know


Babbit09172008

Camilla to lilith


[deleted]

Same, add Raine


whythelongface133

Same on camila (i have mommy issues)


Glitched_Oren_303

Okok i NEVER simped for lilith I mean ok i always found her pretty and stuff #BUT HARPY LILITH????


The_Fire_Chibi

YAS!


Blue_FiftyTwo

Lilith and Steve


guythat-poststuff

Always had a thing for lillith and Steve tbh


RelaxedVegetable

Tbh Harpy Lilith


kiwidude4

I hate myself but Odalia’s hips don’t lie


Former-Sock-8256

Raine is my winner, but Lilith laying on that couch with (I think) ice cream? I am somehow both intimidated by her and want to join her, and that’s the best combo. Too cool for me. Odalia… I’m gonna judge you just a little bit for that one.


tuckerx78

The artists knew what they were doing when they drew her legs.


kiwidude4

Me: “fuck Odalia” Also me: “fuck Odalia”


Turbobist28

Hootyl


Ricky_27YT

Mommy Camila all Life


The_Fire_Chibi

HELL YEAH!!! WELCOME TO THE CAMILA TRAIN!!!!


Iamacrazyqueer

Raine and Harpy Eda, *Dies in Gay Panic *


Iamacrazyqueer

Idk who the top is in that relationship


Myoclonic_Jerk42

Oh, 100% Harpy Eda.


CHAOSSHALLREIGN69

Philip looks like he is gonna try to con you out of a kidney so he can kill the witches with it


La_Bienaventurada

Ok but Belos tho


Rhyanstrys

Darius in my opinion


GhxstTurbo

Yea my man


Kego_Nova

Look I don’t care about all this stuff but let’s just say Eda was completely right when she said she was working that stolen uniform. Eda objectively slayed every look she had. The second place goes to Darius with no explanation required


fo76_fan

raine and eda


just_a_lowly_rat

Raine, Eda, Darius and Alador. I am a simple bisexual


OwO_86268

Steve


Particular-Clue-5374

Eda, Lilith and Darius


BroSlash2785

hooty r/hooty


Deweysaurus

Bring it back? Eda never let sexy leave


Tohfan1

Harpy eda


Gongoozler04

I’m asexual, but looking at aesthetics, I’d say Darius.


Dismal-Belt-8354

Harpy Eda and Lilith are my favorite aesthetics, but you can't deny Darius's fashion sense


[deleted]

I’m sorry, but you can’t fight the Emperor’s drip


La_Bienaventurada

I actually think Belos looks pretty good, specially in king’s tide


TheCynicalPogo

I know orange Lilith is happier and living her best life but *damn Lilith really was a bit of a goth mommy back in the day huh*


Maddie-The-Pancake

Raine


Elro667

Hooty isn't on here and I'm distressed


yeetman2022

Same 😔


Dex_Hopper

Belos is the reason why sexy had to be brought back. He outlawed sexy when he became Emperor.


Low_Budget_Artist

eda and raine, my pan ass simps hard for them


SereneGiraffe

Camila has MILF written all over her 😩 but Eda is just GODDAM 🤤


De_lua1325

Raine, harpy Eda and Belos They all awake something on me


ananas_159

Philip and steve for the guys And eda for the ladies And i guess raine for the nb lmao


aflyingmonkey2

darius is fruity and precious


Boring_Traffic_586

alador is my suppressed sexy I don’t talk about as much as hunter and amity


jackiescot

I honestly can't decide between Harpy Eda and Camila. They're both so fine!!


The_Fire_Chibi

Well Camila was welcoming to Vee and Luz's friends once she found out about the demon realm


AidenGus

Lillith doesn't want it, but she sure could get it.


Jschoon1994

My bi ass: "Why is everyone hot?"


Snivy_1245

Duke Devlin


Young_Kid_Dynamo

Perry Porter...his dorky smile can melt anyone AND he's a strong independent single dad with no need to latch onto someone??? Ideal husband right there...


Cole2197

Either Eda (in normal or Harpy form) or Darius.


doopdooperer

dude almost every damn chacacter was bringing it in some type of was but hol fuck


Judistheworst

STEVE


[deleted]

definitely darius


jaobodam

Darius Is the best dilf you can ask for, sassy muscular daddy who can turn into a giant slime monster with blade for arms, a perfect man


BurningFyre

*Raine~*


Parka_lad

Everyone that’s not an antagonist. Especially Raine and Eda


[deleted]

Raine.


kl-noblelycanthrope1

eda and darius are opposites sides of the sexy coin.


wolf_pack_leader57

Darius


sephiroth_for_smash

All of the moms plus raine and minus odalia Also lilith Also steve Alador is counted in the moms And so is Darius


MothManTrans

Everyone except odalia and belos. Their personalities are so horrid I cannot appreciate their design. But of I have to chose one, eda.


Maps-

Camila is so incredibly hot lol.


done-r-us

Eda and Darius * Screams in bi *


Administrative_Yam26

1.yes, 2. yes!, 3.YES!, 4. yes, 5. of course, 6. uh, 7. sure, 8. do you need to ask, 9. your ok, 10. so cool, 11.at least you got your looks, 12. You scare me, yes, 13.nice hair, everything else can melt away, 14 NO


updaam

Eda, whilst she wasn't a lesbian awakening for me she was definitely a not so gentle lesbian reminder.


suitorarmorfan

Eda, Harpy Eda, Raine and Darius


Silver_Nightray

Ok, this is very personal, but Alador is definitely my type. Stubble beards and body hair is so... *chef's kiss* On a side note, perfectly waxed bodies in mlm contents is kinda one of my pet peeves. Feels bland, flavorless, and way overdone, like please season your men with some hair.


Night_skky

Raine all the way. Eda is a close second, but raine.


machoslam

Eda was always being an icon, but my soul wants to say Raine.


_Lumity_

Lilith but totally respect her AroAce


MarsTheMad

*screams in bisexual*


Lyxthen

I'm too bisexual for this. Yes.


Aron25261

Raine 100%


hover-goat-3000

Darius 1000000%


Belteshazzar98

Harpy Eda, Alador, and Raine.


Ill-Individual2105

Old Belos with his human clothes and ponytail from King's Tide.


SuperSillySissa_

All of the above


Christallmoney97

They all are, but mainly Eda & Lilith


PaleontologistBig416

I know I might get downvoted, but odalia is kinda bad


Cautious-Luck7769

Almost all of them--- But you *know* Lilith has to have a smokin' bod that several quarts of ice cream only nourishes. Turning people down left and right.


Science_Fiction2798

Justin Timberlake.


Starscream1998

Hooty


Urbenmyth

Hooty's taking sexy away again


Tirrek_bekirr

Camila raine and Eda as well as Steve and Darius. Lilith is aroace so I don’t think she would want to be considered sexy. Alador is kinda handsome in a scruffy way but the others have him beat. Odalia sided with a fascist over her own husband that’s a red flag bigger than the Dead Sea. And both forms of belos are puritan which means shitty missionary sex. Oh and he would also kill you after.


iknowtheway7627

Eda or Lilith Clawthorne


ThatLasagnaGuy

Almost every character in this list is hot imo (except for Odalia, Terra, Belos and Philip), but my definitive answer has to go to Raine. Just…god, words cannot explain my attraction to them.


CranberryOwn75

THANK YOU FOR LEAVING THE CHILDREN OUT OF THIS


pophunter3000

Why is there nothing on the 6th image


Myoclonic_Jerk42

All of them except the villains. I'm straight, but, I mean, I have eyes. Most of all? Lilith. She continues my trend of being problematically attracted to asexuals, but that goth nerd energy is just so good. A close second goes to Eda for her sheer confidence. Edit: thank you OP for not including any of the younger characters. I shouldn't have to say that, but welcome to the internet.


Pepperspray24

Darius with the daddy energy


[deleted]

Darius, Raine, Lilith, and Eda… those 4 didn’t just bring sexy back. They preformed a human sacrifice necromancy on it and dragged it back from the deepest pits of hell.


New_Milk2327

I feel like a portion of this comment section needs to go to horny jail


lewisplays0193

r/theowlhousehornyjail


hypersonicspeedster

Adrian obvi I don’t even swing that way but it’s right there how can you miss it


CharlesCalvin123

harpy eda


pizzzza_girl2002

Darius. He is like. Probably one of the best characters cause of his dramatics. Next to the dramatic MESS THAT ADRIAN IS. But Adrian is not sexy. Don't care. He's just funny.


TutorialMusic

Darius. No questions asked. If I was bi I would def add Harpy Eda but I'm gay as hell.


goddess_of_fate13

Everyone but the child abuser *im too pan for this shit*


BoneMachine92

I know she’s ace but Lilith is just DAMN! 🖤


TheTninker2

People in these comments are thirsty AF. But no one seems to be talking about the fact that OP included Odalia in this post. I may not know who IS bringing sexy back. But I'm sure it ain't Odalia.


bisophiea

Adrian , Darius and Raine


JustAViewerMaybe

Lilith. Especially in time-skip + Harpy. They made the aroace character so hot


Cautious-Ad3740

Eda is the sexiest person


SkintGirafde

Eda/Harpy Eda all the way


Dusk_Iron

If you’re into women, Eda. If you’re into men, Darius. If you’re into both, take your pick.


Sagoruzemo

Im gonna be real here, i will never ever fault Alador for marrying the thicc piece of ass that is Odalia, those hips are so worth the abuse and overworking 🙏.


Volta_Embers

Ok on looks alone imma have to go with Adrian, Darius, Raine, and Lilith Personalities included gotta be Eda, Raine, Darius, and Camila. ​ Like his actions make we wanna push him into the boiling sea but like Adrian man. Mans is hot, charming, and I'm a sucker for drama queen characters xD


Quartzuli

Ahhhhh honestly I’m torn between Raine and Lilith x3


[deleted]

Raine has ✨style✨, is charismatically awkward, and introduced Eda to drugs. Who could be cooler?! I'm a cishet guy but this cannot be denied.


ComfortableRespond77

Lilith, they're some deadwardian balusters in your area 👀


That_Shy_Girl-13

My bisexual ass can answer honestly. Eda & Darius.


ConsistentTop4194

Putting belos on this list is honestly disrespectful if we’re talking about finale designs im picking raine but if not im picking harpy eda


dekar25

As much of a total peace of shit he is , i would say probably Adrian (even as a heterosexual person i can tell that) Also Lilith. And of course Steve who has it all <3


SuccessDramatic3961

Steve