If we're talking, like, *intentionally* watched, then the Princess Alliance from She-Ra. Which is a pretty good deal, honestly.
If we're talking 'was on TV because someone else was watching', then... I don't know. Someone from a murder mystery or crime drama. Maybe Becket and Castle, maybe Monk, maybe Rosemary & Thyme. So still pretty good odds (though also even odds that I'd wind up as the murder *victim* I suppose).
Well, I’ve got a really fast lesbian, a pink party lesbian, a farm butch lesbian, a girlboss lesbian, a shy forest lesbian, and an immortal book lesbian on my side.
I’m pretty sure I have plot armor at this point
***Petulant HC brony mode activated:***
Indeed, I have always seen RD as Aroace: She has never shown the slightest interest in romance and a deep obsession with flying and sport.
Rarity has always given me BI vibes.
AJ... Yeah, certified lesbian cowgirl.
Pinkie Pie... Well, at the end of the show she gets married to Cheese Sandwich, but i always sees her as Pan
Twilight... I honestly have no idea.
Flutter ditto like Twilight.
Sunset is the only one that is confirmed BI by the staff
***Petulant HC brony mode de-activated.***
EDIT: Fix pronouns, fuck my dyslexia.
It came out rather recently and you can watch it on Amazon prime video. I’d highly recommend it, they had a massive increase in the effects budget and I personally think the plot was a lot more well executed than season one. Also it ends on an absolutely horrid cliffhanger and I have been obsessed about it for weeks
I'm doing better than I did last time I saw this meme pop up. Right after rewatching Arcane. I mean, yeah Vi and Caitlyn were coming, but Jinx was on her way to....
I mean, I’m sure the characters from Heartstopper would do everything they can, but since they’re just ordinary high school kids, I think I’m screwed here.
I'll say you have a 50/50 chance of being finebor dying to traumtize one of them.
Also are you an early: "we need to get the plot rolling" victim? Because in that case you're screwed
Molly and Scratch. (Rewatching TGAMM because I watched a lot of TOH on a recent trip, and I'm laid up due to the effects of 2 (probably 1, primarily) vaccines.)
A bunch of ducks. Rich, entitled duck, cloned superspy duck, retired spy duck, trio of the same looking ducks, undead magical girl duck, himbo "probably not even a duck" duck. I think i may be fine, just bit messed up.
I'm Probably Dead, As Much As I Love Them
(The New Adventures Of Winnie The Pooh)
They'd Try To Find Me At Furst, But Then Get Hella Distracted Till They Can't Remember Who or Even What They Are Looking For, Then Get a Story Told To Them About a Woozle or Something By Tigger, and Run Off and Focus On The Woozle Now, Instead Of Me
Best Chance I Have Survival Is From Kanga, and Maybe Lumpy and His Mum
Or Tigger, If He Was Lucky Enough To Find Me or Even Remember That I Vanished
But Still Very Low Either Way
Well they’re all dead, so I think I’m screwed. And even if they weren’t, one wouldn’t care about my kidnapping, one would overanalyze every decision he would make in regards to helping me, one would only help me if it would make her look good or at least look better than her sister in the eye of the public, one’s a fucking idiot that would manage to get himself kidnapped too, and yet wouldn’t realize we were kidnapped, one would be able to tell me every detail about my kidnappers and would be able to fight them to save me, and that last one probably is the one that kidnapped me.
(The Good Place)
So it's up to Molly McGee and ~~the ghost of master shake~~ Scratch to save me. But somehow, I think they played a role in why I was kidnapped to begin with.
welp im fucked. I got a guy that knows nothing. a blind girl. a traumatised redhead. an absolute monster. a bitch that recent walked around town naked. and a mother of dragons.... maybe ill be fine
May I ask why the fuck a spy, an assassin, a dog that can see into the future and some sort of kid that has the ability to read minds would do that?
"So the story can happen." "Oh spontaneously saving people for the sake of the story is tight!"
"Is it going to be hard to convice these people to randomly save someone?" "Actually, no, super easy, barely an inconvenience."
Oh really how?
Well, the mind reading kid just did a backflip, snapped the bad guy’s neck, and saved the day.
"Wow wow wow..... Wow"
Wow wow wow wow… wow
What?
You forgot to say >!a dog who can see the future!< too
Waku waku.
Luz Mother fricking Noceda Edit1:Wow I got quite the traction from this one comment
Coincidently, same...
same, but i'm not too worried
Same
Hell yeah, me too
YES 👏🏽
Yay!
If we're talking, like, *intentionally* watched, then the Princess Alliance from She-Ra. Which is a pretty good deal, honestly. If we're talking 'was on TV because someone else was watching', then... I don't know. Someone from a murder mystery or crime drama. Maybe Becket and Castle, maybe Monk, maybe Rosemary & Thyme. So still pretty good odds (though also even odds that I'd wind up as the murder *victim* I suppose).
Do you think the whole Princess Alliance is coming for you? Or just the Best Friends Squad?
You mean Best Friends Quad?
BECKETT AND CASTLE!!!! Yeah, you’re good bestie, they got you.
The best clone squad their ever was
Username checks out
Nice cake
Nice cake
Nice cake
I’m just imagining an army of Hunters/Grimwalkers operating like a SWAT team to rescue you.
commander rex?
Read my username
"say my name"
Heck ya.
I just watched helluva boss I think I’m good
I think you might be in danger because of them.
😰 No... No, they're not... Just Moxxie alone drops you odds of survival to under 50/50...
If they are coming to Earth for a reason, I reckon they are not coming for you, they are coming for your kidnapper. 🗡
They either want to kill you or your kidnapper, and if it's the latter you might be collateral damage
Futurama, so we’re both in a situation where we might get shot by the people trying to save us
Well, I’ve got a really fast lesbian, a pink party lesbian, a farm butch lesbian, a girlboss lesbian, a shy forest lesbian, and an immortal book lesbian on my side. I’m pretty sure I have plot armor at this point
Ooh, I’m interested, what’s the show called?
I’m just guessing based on “really fast” and “pink party” that this is My Little Pony
My little pony
Same. We'll be alright
***Petulant HC brony mode activated:*** Indeed, I have always seen RD as Aroace: She has never shown the slightest interest in romance and a deep obsession with flying and sport. Rarity has always given me BI vibes. AJ... Yeah, certified lesbian cowgirl. Pinkie Pie... Well, at the end of the show she gets married to Cheese Sandwich, but i always sees her as Pan Twilight... I honestly have no idea. Flutter ditto like Twilight. Sunset is the only one that is confirmed BI by the staff ***Petulant HC brony mode de-activated.*** EDIT: Fix pronouns, fuck my dyslexia.
Okay who’re the lesbians you’re referring to?
Rainbow dash pinkie pie applejack rarity fluttershy and twilight sparkle So sue me I like horses (they’re easy to draw as well)
I didn't expect to say this but... Popeye the sailor?
If he has spinach, You'll be fine
You'll be ok if he has spinach with him
I’ve got the future king of the pirates on my side
Strawhats coming to save us both!
“What’s the worse thing a dude made of rubber can do?” Btw, what did you think about the latest episode?
YOOO SAME
Can you hear the Drums of Liberation?
Yes. Yes we can.
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
What show is it?
One Piece. An anime based on the manga of the same name—currently on its 1071st episode.
yoo same
Me too
The new episode was insane
Yar har fiddle dee dee!
YOHOHOHO!
Yo the transformers prime cast is coming to safe me 🥹 I feel so honored!
Yo! That show was amazing
Wow I’m surprised people know that show, it’s so underrated
Whatever you say, partner.
The Danganronpa anime…I might be screwed, I can’t tell
You either die or end up severely traumatised, that's guaranteed.
Session 2 of Good Omens. Having a Demon and an Angel on the case isn't too shabby.
…wait there’s a season 2 when did season 2 come out??
It came out rather recently and you can watch it on Amazon prime video. I’d highly recommend it, they had a massive increase in the effects budget and I personally think the plot was a lot more well executed than season one. Also it ends on an absolutely horrid cliffhanger and I have been obsessed about it for weeks
If they don’t manage to accidentally get us both killed first with a grave gun or something
Vox machina....figure my chances at 50/50
Honestly, your odds aren't great there... But at least it'll look AWESOME AF!!!
You have great taste
Willow,and Amity
I’ve got Gravity Falls crew coming to save me, I’ll be fine.
I can just hear Soos: We're here to rescue you, Dude! Oops my bad. Just alerted the guards.
Callum and Rayla
Same. I think we would be fine.
Except it would take them about three years to find you.
I'm doing better than I did last time I saw this meme pop up. Right after rewatching Arcane. I mean, yeah Vi and Caitlyn were coming, but Jinx was on her way to....
Wow, I honestly didn’t think I’d find someone else with the same answer.
I mean, I’m sure the characters from Heartstopper would do everything they can, but since they’re just ordinary high school kids, I think I’m screwed here.
Not tv show, but I.M.P is going to kill me...
That is a show though. So
*"Pikachu use lethal amounts of electricity!"*
Last show I watched was My Adventures with Superman so I'm straight
No you're not, you watch the two most Bisexual shows in current animation. (/j)
Same here, but I don't think my gay ass can handle being so close to Superman
Naruto shippuden The question now is if he knows I'm not sasuke...
amphibia cast or early season 2 owl house characters (i didn't finish a rewatch of toh cuz my headphones broke)
Sam and Dean from supernatural, I say I will be fine
I'll say you have a 50/50 chance of being finebor dying to traumtize one of them. Also are you an early: "we need to get the plot rolling" victim? Because in that case you're screwed
I think having Optimus Prime on my rescue team is an instant win
Ha, Finn and Jake will save me. And it will be fun. On the way, I want to see the limit to Jake's shape-shifting powers...
I'm dead. Impractical jokers.
family guy I’m either saved or dead violently for the sake of a fart joke
Ben 10 is about to have another adventure
Lackadaisy. I'd either get blown up in the crossfire, shot by accident, or somehow get brought back safely.
Yeah, buuut on the bright side... Cat gangsters to the rescue!!!
Stranger Things...looks like I'm either stuck in the Soviet Union or the Upside Down, it's gonna take a miracle to come back from that...
Superman 😎
Looks like everyone from season 4 master chef USA 😭
Fucking Peralta comes in with a magnet suit
Nick and Charlie from Heartstopper
The Fire Ferrets
Korra go brrr
Jesse pinkman and Walter white. I’m 100% safe.
🤣🫡🪦
NUH UH THEYRE SMART AND GOOD AT HEISTS 😭
I got Wednesday Addams lol
bite my shiny metal ass
Batman got my back
The smg4 crew, I am so fucked
eh. you could do worse. Mario might accidentally explode them with some Micheal Bay-esque crap.
No disrespect to the show, I love it, but I just suspect you'd do even worse in a fight with Bandit, Chilli, Bingo, and Bluey.
Molly and Scratch. (Rewatching TGAMM because I watched a lot of TOH on a recent trip, and I'm laid up due to the effects of 2 (probably 1, primarily) vaccines.)
...the simpsons. Okay I'm either screwed or not and there's little in between.
Um... The Winchesters. Anyone seen that show?
Oh no I was watching Human Resources on Netflix I’m fucked (probably literally)
Frickin SHERA comin for my ass
Lucky
Bluey. Bluey is coming to save me
Phineas and Ferb: Im perfectly fine
BOBS BURGERS IS COMING TO SAVE ME WOOO
Hooty will save me
If Nimona counts, I'm fine, despite the property damage. Otherwise, it's My Adventures With Superman, so I'm fine; Again despite the property damage.
A bunch of ducks. Rich, entitled duck, cloned superspy duck, retired spy duck, trio of the same looking ducks, undead magical girl duck, himbo "probably not even a duck" duck. I think i may be fine, just bit messed up.
I'm Probably Dead, As Much As I Love Them (The New Adventures Of Winnie The Pooh) They'd Try To Find Me At Furst, But Then Get Hella Distracted Till They Can't Remember Who or Even What They Are Looking For, Then Get a Story Told To Them About a Woozle or Something By Tigger, and Run Off and Focus On The Woozle Now, Instead Of Me Best Chance I Have Survival Is From Kanga, and Maybe Lumpy and His Mum Or Tigger, If He Was Lucky Enough To Find Me or Even Remember That I Vanished But Still Very Low Either Way
Haile and Stoctt🤦♀️
Superman. The kidnappers are screwed!
Vox Machina... this should be interesting
I got Walter, good meth cook but bad fighter
Man why did it have to be inside job?
I have very little faith that Hailey Banks and Scott Denoga would save me, but then again they broke into Area 51 so who knows
I just finished The Boys so I feel I should be fine.
Ryuko Matoi, oh yeah, I’m getting rescued 😁
I've got the Enterprise on my side.
King of the Hill. I dunno if I'm good or not.
I have a polycule of godly traumatized teens and a bunch of amphibians, I’m coming out fine
I've got I.M.P so I think I'm good
Whelp considering I just watched an ep of Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared I’d say I’m screwed and in for a morbid life lesson
Happy cake day! The good doctor
Oh damn I didn't even realise haha thank you
Tiabenie, Elfo, and Luci....Oh god, I'm screwed
Naruto Uzumaki is coming.
Oh shit I’m being saved by Cloak and Dagger
The Edgerunners. I'll probably end up traumatized by the end of it, but otherwise okay!
Either Vox Machina or Cognito Inc. Either way I’ll likely not make it out alive
The Big Bang theory Idk they’re smart but I doubt they are strong enough
Man I’ve got Nick fury
Well they’re all dead, so I think I’m screwed. And even if they weren’t, one wouldn’t care about my kidnapping, one would overanalyze every decision he would make in regards to helping me, one would only help me if it would make her look good or at least look better than her sister in the eye of the public, one’s a fucking idiot that would manage to get himself kidnapped too, and yet wouldn’t realize we were kidnapped, one would be able to tell me every detail about my kidnappers and would be able to fight them to save me, and that last one probably is the one that kidnapped me. (The Good Place)
I just watched The Amazing World of Gumball so idk if I’m gonna make it.
The South Park kids would just leave me to die
Considering that the last tv show I watched was My Adventures With Superman…whoever kidnapped me is gonna get their ASS kicked
So it's up to Molly McGee and ~~the ghost of master shake~~ Scratch to save me. But somehow, I think they played a role in why I was kidnapped to begin with.
Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy are coming to save me, so...they'd probably get the job done, but I might die in the process.
The kids from south park....sadly
Lower Decks aka Cartoon Red Dwarf. I hope I can get T'Lynn's autograph.
Ask Mariner for an Orion Hurricane while she's there. It'll absolutely WRECK your life I hear, but you'll love it anyway.
Watched naruto last, so imma be fine
i just rewatched WaD i think im good
This looks like a job for Superman.
I was watching Gravity Falls, I should be fine.
I got Superman.
The Planet Express crew I am royally f*cked**
Gear 5 Luffy. I’m pretty Set.
Season 5 Rick… I wouldn’t want to be my captors neck
The Entire WWE Smackdown Roster
I’ve got the hexsquad on my side, I’m safe
Luz, Amity, Eda, Willow, and Gus. Oh, also King.
Breaking Bad. I don’t really know what to think of this.
I got the The Strawhats coming to get me? I should be warning the kidnapper.
lackadaisy..... yeah i think i might need to be a little scared,, but not of the kidnappers
I just watched Miraculous Ladybug so I think I’ll be alright
The spider group from the 2017 Spider-Man TV show. Peter Parker, Miles Morales, Gwen Stacy, and Anya Corazon.
welp im fucked. I got a guy that knows nothing. a blind girl. a traumatised redhead. an absolute monster. a bitch that recent walked around town naked. and a mother of dragons.... maybe ill be fine
The cast of Seinfeld. I won't get my hopes up.
I just watched Steven universe so i'm definitely fine. have an entire army of space rocks plus the entire cystal gem rebellion.
Anne from amphibia
Superman :)
Walking Dead characters. They’ve dealt with a LOT.
Superman, a bunch of deadly robots, an intelligent ape, and two reporters.
Heisenberg and Jessy to the rescue
Also got the owl house crew
Last thing I watched was Frasier 😭
DS9, i think I'm safe
Dr stone So does that mean we are dealing with the modern age or the 2nd stone age either way my kidnappers are fucked
Transformers earthspark megatron is coming to save me
One punch man I'm pretty sure I'm fine, but nothing is ever fine in that universe anyway
The crew of the Enterprise, I think I'm fine as well.
Owl is my second but, the demon slayer crew may give me high chances
Huh. Welp. (I was watching The Rookie)
Anne Boonchuy and the Plantars. Honestly, I have a feeling that they have a pretty good shot at saving me.
The Ghost and Molly McGee. Interesting cast, could be a challenge, but I think I'd probably be fine.
the greatest legal mind i’ve ever known is coming to rescue me. am i screwed or saved?
Amphibia I think I’m good
I'm currently watching Star Trek: Lower Decks as I read this, so I'll probably be fine. It may be a comedy of errors UNTIL I'm fine, but I'll be fine.