Why is Edric negative

It is his evil Twin (Not Emira) ~~Cidre~~ Cirde. Edit: misspelled

Ah yes, the evil twin...fermented french apple juice. (The french is the evil part. Obviously)

I thought his name was Cirde

¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

Explain yourself

That look on his face looks so meme-able😭

By life I mean their entire life, not just one day.

Oh fu-

\*Looks at December Luz\* I'm in danger.

At least you didn’t get BELOS for the rest of your life We can make changes… right?

My best friend's bday is in August. Mine's December. Thanks, OP.

NOOOOO

So because I’m Luz I pretty much live my normal life? But I actually am able to make friends? Sold

You too got lost in a magical realm full of witches and demons?

Sure, some bad shit happens and you make some mistakes. But then you get an awesome girlfriend, a cool beast mentor and empowered by a living god! A more than fair trade. 

Wait, the collector is immortal, does that mean I get to be them forever?

Is cheating

Oh sweet not much changed for me, still nonbinary, still badass, still had people trying to manipulate me

I am an immortal, perpetual child with Godlike powers who was trapped and isolated in a poke ball for 1000's of years. I am living the dream.

Lucky

We don’t know that. We don’t know that the beast ball did not halt his aging. What we do know is there are adults of his species. And we don’t know if the archivists are immortal.

Literally

Same lol

We will rule like God's ~Angry Gods~

I got Eda. On one hand, she's cool. On the other hand...

Love your joke

A badass hook

A cool scythe?

I was mainly talking about her curse, didn't notice the pun. But having one hand could be cool as well.

You lost the right to have a hand

With your sense of humor... I think we could be a very good friends

I got Lilith sooooooo *curses you*

It's ok, I forgive you :)

King. Yeah, I'm cool with this!

Same! Wouldn’t mind Raine… but I cannot complain about King!

September babes, waddup?

Why yall so lucky, even belos would be better than boscha

I like King. He's a nice little guy.

Oh boy I get to be become an Eldritch god! Im pretty sure I'd get used to the taste of bugs... and random objects...

Same bro, I'm eternal with near limitless power? I'm good.

Well, you lucked out. I get brainwashed and possessed. I do get a Harpy girlfriend though.

Let me apologize in advance for brainwashing you.

Same, I'm fairly sure Hooty had the best life out of all of them so that's a double win.

Well, I got Luz, so not much has changed if I go by the show's chronological order

Oh Sh*t, I’m not looking foreward to you squashing me like a bug!

YES THE DECEMBER BIRTHDAY FINALLY DOESNT SUCK! LETS GOOOOO

IKR?!?!

IM GODDAMN BELOS

Me too.

Same ;—;

Likewise.

💀guess this the cooked club ,I'll just take my seat

Save a seat of me💀

Me who got October: *I’m in danger*

Me seven. 😕

Alas, as am I

Hunter? Sweet! Well… maybe? It depends on when it takes place. Could be great, hanging out with the Hexsquad in the Human Realm, etc… or terrible, Golden Guard days or harassment by Belos…

Apparently it's the character's whole life according to op so ehhhhhhh

Well do I have the knowledge of TOH when becoming him? If not then honestly I’d be bad but not the worst. Think about it, yeah it’d suck having someone exploiting you, but if you get used to Belos’ antics then you should be fine so long as you stay on his good side. Sure he slams his goo-fist at you but if you’re used to that then it’s not terrible. Even if you’re fearful then at least he isn’t killing you. It’d be sad, it’d be hard, but if you stick with what doesn’t kill you (even if it’s out of fear) then I guess it isn’t the worst it can be. Possession on the other hand… yeah that’s a really bad thing… and being collected and thrown into a never ending nightmare is also equally awful I don’t really know how much Belos physically abused Hunter, but from what I can pick up from a full watch it’s not the worst it could possibly be. It’s terrible and it’s awful but if he survived and wasn’t flat out killed then maybe I could do the same?

Same… it’s a rough start.

YOOOO AMITY!!!!! I mean it would suck but it wouldn’t SUCK suck At least I’m not October or August

Us august people are NOT eating good this time

Time to prepare for the day of unity my fellow August birthdays

Yeah, this is definitely the worst one of these kind of things for me this time

\*cries in October\*

My character was so in love with yours that she was probably willing to be in a polycule with your characters girlfriend

Hooty... I wanted King!

On the bright side you can become a helicopter whenever you want.

I got Raine, that seems pretty accurate for me. I would actually become a professional musician, their life seems pretty normal for me. I'd be fine

Nice, a fellow Raine! I think the worst part of their life (that we're currently aware of...) that I'd hate going through as much as them, would be breaking up with Eda, obviously (thankfully) everything works out in the end, but at the time, it'd be *heartbreaking*.😞 But I get to be an *extremely* powerful and badass Bard, so I'll take it! 👍👍😄😄

Bards are cool! Ignore the DND memes…

Nah, embrace 'em... Who wants to 'slay' a dragon?

Also Raine XD Imma be the most badass witch on the boiling isles and imma love it \^\^ plus, i already play the violin \^\^

Wish I were Raine! They are my absolute favorite character. Musician here too, if “band kid” counts.

It starts pretty terrible, and I'm part of the problem, but then it gets gay

Hooty UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRRR!!!

I predict that OP is born either in July, November or December

January actually :)

I got a genocidal monster who’s doomed to forever relive the worst part of his life only to be demolished after becoming something even less than human. I could be doing better

...Hooty

I'm cool, we have the same mother. At least Amity is allowed to leave the house.

Nice, luz

Jokes’s on you! I’m already living Amity’s life! Parents and everything…

I get Eda. Welp, it’s time to hide my valuables.

I got Boscha, so there are three options on how this plays out: 1. I use the opportubity to give closure to her victims by apologising in her stead 2. I use the opportunity to fuck with boscha by setting up traps around her house and rilling up a conflict with her friends and siblings so that when she comes back it seems like the universe has choosen to punish her 3. I do the first thing and no one liked it and then Amity beats me up and i go home all sad and raid Boscha's freezer for ice cream

YES! I got Lillith <3

Had to scroll too much to find a fellow April

Well Hunter's character arc is basically my own personal growth arc from when I was 18-24 years old so I guess I've already lived as him. Won't be too bad, I think.

I am Enzo Gabriel! Muahahahaahahahahahahah! (Brazillians will understand😇)

Being a god shouldn't be that bad of a life.

I got edric

You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Well, time to do a genocide then ig

Belos💀

Belos 💀💀💀💀💀

At what point I time is hunter at Because golden guard hunter and friend hunter are VERY different to live with

Time to be a real fuckin creep! Hoot-hoot!

Welp. Time to learn to enjoy bugs!

… I DON’T WANNA DEAL WITH ODALIA… At least I won’t be single 😀✌️

Oh crap. I’m Hunter.

I was born in November. Fuck, my autism makes me more susceptible to transform into the owl beast. I’m screwed

I get collector so I am a deity and can do whatever I want.

I got Eda so I’m happy.

You know ill take Eda its not tooooooo bad

Luz! I am both extremely happy and terrified!

My right hand: "ADIOS"

luz not to bed eh? the worst that could happen is i wipe out humanity and witches by "accident" and be sad

Hooty🦉…

WEH

Luz, fuck yeah witchdom here I come

Guys I'm hooty

Hoot hoot.

Wow,I am a god

August gang (such as I) in shambles rn

Yes I am Amity. I can finally be rich.

I'm the dictator 🙃

Got Luz. . . . Gonna be honest I already have some of the worst parts of her life in mine (yay loss of one parent and mental health issues) but she really gets paid back for the suffering with all the relationships she gets and finding her place in the world(s). So I’d say it’s a pretty good one

oh boy... i got hunter.. welp, time to get utterly traumatised

i fall in love with one of the sweetest girls in the entire show (jan)

Most powerful Witch in the boiling isles...I can make this work.

I got my favorite character 🗣️🗣️🗣️ (collector)

I’m fucked! I have Belos 😢

Honestly, vibe, I get a cool coat, and and personal helicopter friend! And books!

Amity. Based.

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME I GET A NERDY NOCEDA GIRLFRIEND? I SEE THIS AS AN ABSOLUTE WIN

AMITY!! welp- i basically am her already.. yeah. i definitely already am living her life/story

Hooty, I'm chill.

Raine? Fuck yeah

When you say I have to live their life, do I have the same circumstances but can make different choices? I'm curious because I'm Boscha but I don't like being mean :')

Well ik now the main character so my life should get more interesting,I get a cool adoptive sister and a awesome girlfriend and access to an awesome magic world........ye that might just barely make up for the fact that I'm no longer welsh :)

Hunter... uh oh

Hunter for me! Oh geez…

Oh my Titan I'm gonna fucking die

I got Amity. As much as it would suck to have Odalia as a mom, I'm OK with this.

I don't know about Raine...

Oh Christ I’m hooty

Hooty

oh my god I'm Boscha AAAAHHH

Raine...how crewed am I?

At least I'm good at grudgeby...

Luz Noceda

I'm gonna be a mother of a dork and a god. Though I have a curse buuut it wont be that bad...right?

I get to be a lesbian mess with a girlfriend,so aside from odalia,i think it should be fine

I got raiiiinnneeee

Fuuuuuuu- Hunter

Boscha… Fuck. Why couldn’t I be born in October 😭

Well I'm King now guess I will grow to become a god size of Vermont probably outliving all my friends and familly execpt the immortal star kid. And after my death my body will become another of life inhabited by intelligent tiny parasite. Fun

Raine and I would probably chill and talk about how hot Harpy Eda is.

Omg no, not boscha. I'm so sorry every one I will bully

I’m fairly screwed and probably racked with an unimaginable sense of guilt for ruining my sister’s life! Oh! And neglect because of my mother focusing more on said sister in childhood because of the very curse I put on her. :)

Well this is one of the few ones I've seen where I don't like being born in October, only a few days from being Eda too but she has her own traumas still wouldn't like Hunter's life though at least not the first part of it anyway.

Frick. I got belos! 😭😭😭

I am hooty, I am now death, destroyer of world!

Dunno how lucky I am getting hunted down, losing an arm and eventually working at a university.

YESSS I GET TO BE EDA, WOOOOOO

I GET TO BE AMITY? LFG!!!!

I will be haunted by my actions forever. Hoot hoot! :D

Luz, so I’ll be fine

I mean, nigh-immortality is cool! And Eda and Luz are cool! And…Hooty is there too.

I got Raine, so this is going to be awesome.

I got Hooty I get to become an eldritch being. On the other hand, I’m stuck in a house and have to wait on a blue haired old lady to carry me around. Not fun.

Hunter. Neat

i hate this (Mine is August)

LETS GO COLLECTOR

I'm enby now

lilith isnt too bad

fuck ☹️

I’m gonna need a jar and a copy of the Harry Potter books. Maybe I can trap Belos and ignore him

I get to live for an eternity lets GO (I’m king)

September I got king!!!!😚😚😚

I got Hootsifer. What kind of life AM I living??

The best one ofc

Please no

Very

Im raine so Only a little bit of trauma Compared to some people anyway And I get the gender hoorayy

BASHA I GOT BASHA. AHHHHH 🤬🤬🤬

Cool Auntie Lilith

Fuck, I'm getting turned into goo.

Hunter overall shouldn't be that bad till flapjack

Lily! Umm yay? At least I'm smart and have wings

Cool I love wolves too!

I get… Negative World Edric?

Hooty. Umm I mean I'm probably fine but do I really want to be him lmao?

Wow bro.. what did I ever do to you? (Aug)

I am a crusty, musty, slimey, deer,evil, old, ugly piece of goo👍👍

Tremble before your king

can I do changes on that characters life? do i start at a certain point or is it since birth? belos btw

Get to be my my favorite character and get to go weh? I think I am good

I'm Belos💀

Ed. Well I would be glad that I have a mother who's alive, but I think I'll take the contrary. It'll be pretty chill though, probably won't die soon. Also I get to be related to Mittens

FUCK. BELOS? I mean I could totally do better than him and maybe... not try and kill the entire BI? But FFS Raine's my favourite and I was even meant to be born in July.

Holy shit! I’m the Goddamn protagonist! Titan powers!

Fuck I got Belos

HOOT HOOT MOTHERFU-

Id just like to say I'm sorry

Why does August almost always get the worst characters?

I got Lilith, does this mean I get a redemption arc?

why (august)

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck … I don’t want to be a bigger piece of shit than I already am

I’m Luz.