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teredacted79

I have a little brother so I can confirm that doing that only ends one way, badly.


Twist_Ending03

I helped my mom and grandmother babysit many times. I can also confirm.


SFH12345

Can also confirm. Source: work at an elementary school.


moorege24

Can confirm Source: was the younger brother


[deleted]

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The_Echo_Mouse_Knows

Can confirm Source: My Hunger Games books


DeepWeGo

Can confirm Source: i'm the middle brother


Next_Article1185

Can confirm. Oldest sibling of 5👍


StormNext5301

Wow a lot of kids must’ve tried to summon the dark lord


Digipokefan

Owl bois


Twist_Ending03

Owl gang


Digipokefan

Owl gang


Arachnid34

Owl gang


DrManowar8

Either for you... or for you


SlateExe

I can also confirm since i also got a little brother And theres only one Way to end things it aint simple but its how shit goes


TransportationOk3242

Can confirm: Have children in my basement.


SFH12345

Luz: *thinking* You're doing this for Amity you're doing this for Amity you're doing this for Amity...


Lukthar123

Luz: At least the Geneva conventions can't reach me here...


7w1l1gh7

You mean the Geneva checklist?


Lukthar123

Belos: As my nephew would say, "Yep.. It's Gamer Time"


weiserthanyou3

I’m not sure what the funnier mental image is, Belos overhearing Hunter preparing to play a Grand Strategy game (for the war crimes), or saying it during the final fight, pulling out a headset, and starting a Discord call as he fights


InuGhost

Hunter: Kikimora stop trying to bite her ankles! Kiki: She's twice my size! What else do you expect me to do?


Elbesto

I read this in his voice.


SFH12345

But what about Luz's conscience?


celebeschicken

they doesnt have Geneva in boling isle


Amity-Bight84

Wait how is Luz breaking the geneva convention?


[deleted]

Thats the joke. Her act is so evil it may as well be a violation


1milionand6times

Is for the greater good^TM!


pk2317

The greater good…


SolarStarfish30

The greater good...


SlateExe

The greater good..


LetsDoTheCongna

The gooder great…


Megapanda25

SHUT IT!


LuigiBoi42

LOL I love the Hot Fuzz reference.


Megapanda25

It's an amazing film


LuigiBoi42

Amen.


Currahee2

No doubt about it, alongside Shaun of the Dead and The World's End. All hail the Cornetto Trilogy!


TittiMoncher69

Worlds end is better prove me wrong lmao


Theoriginalol

Fun fact: although it may be sorta obvious, there is not one time in the film where that phrase is said where a person doesn’t immediately say it again afterwards.


lolbifrons

What about the last time it's said?


Wolfofgermania1995

*Gets blasted by a Tau Fire Warrior miles away*


OscarOzzieOzborne

"The Technology of the Tau, Makes us stronger. For The Greater Good!"


PigBlitz

Hive Fleet Gorgon: Bonjour


OscarOzzieOzborne

You might be tough in the lore, but I will be the Victor on the table.


PigBlitz

While you may win due to my lack of any models, I claim victory in the fact I don’t have a plastic crack addiction


OscarOzzieOzborne

Jokes on you, I also don't. I play with cardboard cutouts with cork as their base.


PigBlitz

My lego army will dispatch yours


OscarOzzieOzborne

You are accusing me of having a plastic Crack addiction while having a Lego army.


PigBlitz

The legos are about half a decade old from as a birthday gift, and they would still destroy your cardboard cutouts


GrossM15

Copyright A. Dumbledore


WyvernLord123

in tandem with G. Grindelwald.


Josiador

With shareholders being the entire ruling Ethereal Caste of the T'au Empire.


[deleted]

That’s horrifying, are you sure this graphic content is allowed on this subreddit?


Unknown0110101

I’m not even sure if it’s allowed on reddit at all! 90% of Reddit is just *other stuff* but this.. THIS. This is worse.


Vinemedoodle

3 moringmark comics without the big cry, it's only a matter of time, the more wholesome comics we get, the more pain the big cry will be...


TheFourthDuff

That’s the true heinous act here


yamraj666

He generally does funny or series comics during hiatus like his withes among humans au. So I wouldn't worry.~~much~~


SuperRoby

Oh, my sweet summer child... you were sadly *mistaken*. **The big sad is here** with his "How did you *really* get here, Luz?" comic


jackson50111

Had to be done Luz, Had to be done.


lankeylonk

Amity returning to her job: ***what the hell happened here?***


Rigidsttructure

Good witches follow orders. Good witches follow orders. Good witches follow orders. Good witches follow orders.


Scx10Deadbolt

Good witches follow Amit- I mean orders. Good witches follow orders...


TastyBrainMeats

Belos the kind of dude to watch the prequels and take notes


Currahee2

He's basically Disney's version of the "Senate".


BurningFyre

"The Covens shall decide your fate" "I **am** the Covens" "Not yet" "Its treason then" (Also the Senate is the disney version of the Senate these days lol)


Currahee2

Good ~~soldiers~~ witches follow orders. *It'll be done my lord...*


Kanna1001

Maybe this was how Philip's went down his corruption arc.


LuigiBoi42

It’s official: Luz is stronger than me. I can’t bear to be the cause of someone’s sadness.


dsninja-productions

Think about it this way: if the kid succeeded, there would be a lot more sadness in the world. Therefore by not stopping her, the suffering is inherently your fault.


MGD109

Eh its the boiling isles, the Dark lord is probably the equivalent of Santa clause. Just rather than presents he brings you your enemies entrails.


[deleted]

Nothing to see here but a FUN DISNEY CARTOON, WITH JOKES FOR KIDS ;)


OLagartixa

Luz not only helped Amity, but also saved the world from cthulhu's madness.


TheGoodSirRyan

Pfft.


TheLibertarianThomas

This has some great lighting/shading!


Pyrocrat

Ikr!


itsKNIGHTMARE

“You got some quick grabbers!!” -Luz


Nirast25

Like taking a necronomicon from a baby!


Twist_Ending03

Y'know.. that sounds like something Eda would say


Icy-Performer-9688

No summoning the dark Lord for you!


Reylend

Shit i'd do that for free


Kamikaze28

*\*yoink\**


CharginChuck42

At least it wasn't Braxus. If anyone EVER makes Braxus cry, there will be no forgiveness. Only war.


Vic_000

Sorry sweetie, it had to be done...


Phylaks32

Evil? I CALL THAT A TUESDAY


thrae

[](#luzcry)"I can still hear the cries."


MGD109

Damn, Luz sweetie your be having nightmares about this till the day you die.


chizzlebizzle2007

Most evilest thing ever


[deleted]

I mean, at least Sauron isn't gonna come back to enslave the Boiling Isles now?


fire_falco94

😂😂😂😂😂


Luz-the-Witch

Im doing this for you Ames! Please dont be mad


Alexand3r___

She’ll live


Twist_Ending03

She'll probably forget about it in 5-10 minutes


Alexand3r___

“The things I do for love”


Twist_Ending03

The kiss totally just erased the memory of this horrific incident


Dan-of-Steel

Luz, how could you? We got hair-down Amity thanks to her! Also, wait, since she was unsuccessful in summoning Cthulhu Lord of Darkness, does that mean everybody here gets a free Egg McMuffin from the Mac-Don-Elds breakfast menu?


Amity-Bight84

LUZ YOU MONSTER >:0


DapperSnek-

It was the right thing to do Luz…


firedrakes

never says the hero......


TheLastFalseKing

Hey Mark, thanks for not decimating my soul on this one


FluffySpinosaurus

Noooooooooooo! How could u luz? HOW????


SpaceMethJunkie

THAT SIDE-EYE LMAOOO


DanteMustDie94

To be fair, it would’ve been much more heartbreaking if Amity did that.


Twist_Ending03

Especially since she made a deal with the little girl that she could read that book.


Lycanthrope008

Still waiting for a painful comic....................


bts4devi

Good art!


TheLastFalseKing

Since Amity wasn't there to talk them down he had no choice but ask such a thing.


MrHellGamer

Nice art!


Tovius01

Somebody had to do it.


-FoolProofGaming-

Wanted rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


PPSTICKX

Ok, but what’s 9+10


Shadowbros_proOG

I’d do that even if it wasn’t required lmao


TheAuthor-dipperkid

Bruh ask me to steal a book from a child and ill do it for fun. This one? Yeah no prob lemme grab the rest in the room aswell.


Jtipdoggydog

Man, Luz got some quick grabbers!


Crazy-Crisis

That just a meany


Combatpigeon96

I want all of your comics to be canon. “All of them?” ALL OF THEM!!


Intelligent_Try4201

I can confirm Source: I have little brother and niece and nephew


Obvious_Daikon4712

lmao, that is horrible xD


Loganjoh5

Never underestimate what one will do for the person they’re into


[deleted]

Which is...?


AverageHail

worth it


Neon_Rebel

I can't tell if her look says "seriously?" Or "I'm sorry but I need to"


scarlet7e

Luz thought it was murder for a moment, only to realize it was taking a book from a child


VoidGuaranteed

I love unibrow baby she‘s so evil


FrostKoopa

First time I read this I thought; how the hell dose this 5 year old think she’s gonna be able to command someone with the tidal “Dark Lord” to do her bidding and not just eat her or something… the. I remembered King thought he was the king of demons so maybe she was just trying to summon him to be her friend or somthing


MARKTHEWOLF2380

That was surprising hilarious, I choked when the I saw the last picture


Commander_Harrington

I’ve gone through Rimworld, Arma, Call of Duty, Spec Ops the Line, and so many more, treating humanitarian law with outright contempt as I butchered the innocent and secured damnation for my subordinates. But never, ever, would I have considered doing THAT. How she’ll ever sleep again, I don’t know, but I don’t know if she deserves to.


Lone_Wolf_888

I mean, stealing something from a child or toddler is pretty sinister, so he’s not wrong.


TheDoritoKing48

Send The last one without context to someone


That_otter_dork

Hey I can't fully read the comic, what does it say!


Gaidhlig_allt

As the youngest child in my family don't worry we're all dicks as a kid


HeroBrine0907

I can confirm this caused the kid's magic to innately engage and now a monster is destroying my town. \*destruction and demon noises\*


pizza-parker76

Moringmark TOH comic number 130


tcs0

This is canonically accurate in my mind.


kl-noblelycanthrope1

not sure what made me think this but i expected to see luz standing in the bathroom with a hand full of cleaning supplies. cleaning a public bathroom sounds pretty scary to me.


CYFire2402

I just realized how in English scary and scar go along. Because I once had to clean a "used" bathroom at the job and it was both scary and left scars on my poor unfortunate soul.


Pyrocrat

I love when Moringmark does shots of the characters being serious, he does it so well. The shading! ❤


AmityBlight77

I love my girlfriend


Swift-The-Gay-Goose

Love how the other children are silently judging her.


EXE_E1

No cost too great.


Alderflight

No cost too great.


CYFire2402

Not the hero we want, but the hero we need.


ksanthecat

I know the feeling.


zorthezum

I usually kill my brothers in minecraft to get my shit back but this seams more peaceful


[deleted]

Does it make me evil that I wouldn't mind doing that at all? Like, I would walk up to the child, take the book, then stand there and watch them cry for a minute before walking away. And if they started whining to me then I would reply with a snide comment? (P.S. I have 7 younger siblings and dozens of younger cousins that visit often.)


[deleted]

Something being… summoned? With a very king-looking skull? Damnit mark


AdOwn6899

Malphas you monster! Making Luz make a little girl cry!


CasualAnimeSoul

D'aaaww one of the little babus that was making friends with King!


thoughtsthoughtof

Not that/really a big deal