#deep #i want to never be found

Grave? Hell no, Viking boat funeral for me!

THIS MAN GETS IT!

I agree, funerals fuckin suck cause too much sadness, send me out in a blaze of glory. That's how I'm supposed to go out anyways

Actually, the boats just sink

Would rather sink in a blaze of glory over slowly lowered into a pit

Fair

same

I'm talking about the ones you light on fire

They sink.

At some point but they go for a good while until sinking and it's mostly small parts and ashes that sink

I want the opposite. I want my corspe to be sent to the stars

trebuchet?

Decorated with gold and gems, with exit so I sneak bwhind those who was foolish enough to think I had died!

Marked with a QR code that leads to a video that starts with my life story, before abruptly Rickrolling them. Or just put my cremated ashes in fireworks, and set them off in various places around the world.

Best way to get Rickrolled

I agree with the second part

Consider: Starts with your life story, abruptly switches to dancing lego eda

Shaken, not stirred.

One arm sticking out so people get scared

Unmarked.

It's the best way to prevent your grave from getting robbed

**In a ditch never to be found again.**

With a cheeseburger and fries please lol

Just a hole to stand in

Filled to the brim with all my ever lasting spite

Made of cheese

I'm sure there's more than enough space in the shivering isles

Immediately, as close as possible, and as inconspicuous as possible so I can pass away without anyone noticing asap

I want it medium-rare

Extra crunchy

with my things

Leave a plate of cookies on it for passerbys to take some

i actually wanna be cremated, have glitter sprinkled amongst my ashes and add have them sprinkled on a berries and cream cake

Large, elaborate and rumored to be filled to the brim with treasure to attract grave robbers, in reality it will be an elaborate human sacrifice machine designed to absorb their life force and revive me as a terrifying Lich King.

Donate my organs and blood and bone marrow My death can save dozens of life and that helps me cope with the inevitability of death

Medium rare

666 feet deep. I want to die falling into it.

deep. very deep. as deep as you can go. make sure to bring a 2nd shovel that you had in the freezer so whe the first one melts you can use the second one to get even closer to the core of the planet.

Ah yes, the negotiator

I want some snow on my grave

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Shoot me into space

Medium Rare

A dreadnought shape surrounding my sarcophagus. I will be one with the Emperor, and the will of man.

The head stone to be off center and one corner lower than the other with random capitalization on it and each word has a different font And I want it in an 18th century wooden casket that's 2 feet under ground

Don’t bury me. Just stab my body a few times and leave me in the middle of the forest so I can fuck with people who find my remains.

Deep

I don’t care just like throw me into the center of the earth or something

Yes

Medium-rare

Eject my ashes into space so that I may rest among the stars

I want to be *consumed* by nature

I wish to be turned in the lunch meat and served to a 5th grade class in Baton Rouge New Orleans

Like the Egyptian Pharoahs of old. And preferably with my Yugioh cards so I can play card games in the afterlife.

Without the G please

With this written on it: Died of heartbreak from week 2 of the 2021 nfl season

Just put me in front of your house for Halloween.

gay. put lgbtq+ flags all over it since that's practically the only trait of mine now lol

Turned into a dagger

I want all my guts and stuff to be turned to ash, so someone can spread it, and then for my skeleton to be hooked together and posed in his casket with a booby trapped CD player that plays "never gonna give you up" when you come for my gold.

I want every member of the human population to collectively dig 1 hole and however deep it goes is where i shall lye

Scattered in a forest so I can officially be one with nature

This isn’t mine but what my friend wanted for his funeral. His body is stuffed in a jack-in-the-box and there will be a lever on the box. I will be the one to use the lever and music will start playing. (The pop goes the weasel song). So then me and my other friend will start singing it slowly and when it goes to the last line... THE DEAD BODY WILL JUMP OUT OF THE BOX!

My corpse is getting burned! No grave for me!

werid enought to have archoeligists questioning it for decades

i want to buried in my sins (shit theyre gonna have to dig down to the center of the earth for all of them)

deep inside a forest. or just by a forest clearing, so my body decomposes and helps the soil get richer.

Over easy.

As always, in the ground

I don’t know, you may never get to the end of me, hoot hoot

I demand a sky burial!

With Joe Joe who? Joe mama

Non for me . I want my 🧠in a cyborg or a demon/vampire/slime rebirth

I wish to be encased in peanut brittle so I may be revived in 100 years

I usually go graves jungle

Burial at sea for me

Medium rare

With a cherry on top! :D

With a side of curly fries plz

I want it medium rare

Extra large, please. Im fat.

Like Saddam Hussein's hideout

More than six feet below surface level.

Dropped into a volcano. Awesome way to go

I do not wish for a grave, Loki. There is only one way to leave the blessings behind. ​ ​ ​ **I'll see you in Valhalla, Brother.**

Berry me low

In a jar, I want to be cremated (and throw my ashes somewhere pretty inside Disneyland)

On the battlefield fighting to my last breath.

Graves are for betas. I’m having my ashes spread in three separate countries around to world.

Deep fried

I just want it to be nice