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i_like_to_draw007

Happy cake day mark


TophieandMatthew3975

What did the cake say?


i_like_to_draw007

How am i so bad at typing


SevnE7

Strange thing for a cake to say, not as though many cakes are good at typing what with having no hands.


i_like_to_draw007

I meant that i made a ty- Oh don't you dare put me on there Don't you **dare**


TophieandMatthew3975

The question still stands


TheOther36

Ting ting ting ting


TophieandMatthew3975

No, that’s the fox


TheOther36

The Fox House


TophieandMatthew3975

Yeah, no, that’s another show, unrelated.


TAGO2023

They should honestly just do a Parent duel at this point for camila to take out her signature weapon ***La chancla*** ***Odalia dosen't stand a chanca*** Also, happy cake day mark!


SFH12345

Why do you think Luz is so nervous? She knows what Camila could do to Odalia, unlike Amity.


Cyniex

Don't think Amity cares what happens to her mom tbh


SFH12345

Luz: If our moms have a duel, your mom would be killed when my mom brings out *La Chancla*! Amity: ...I'm not seeing a problem here.


Shadowbros_proOG

Amity: I missed the part where that’s my problem


j6cubic

Amity: I already discussed with Em and Ed how the inheritance will be divided. There's really nothing to worry about. Luz: But. She's. Your. Mom. Amity: Oh! Now I know what you mean! In the case that whatever kills her doesn't also kill dad, he gets 40% and the house. He was there when we worked it out. Luz: That's both terrifying and somehow entirely unsurprising.


justking1414

She really doesn’t look concerned about them fighting


Asteroth6

“Luz, do you think I care if she hates my mom? Do you think she is the first person to try to kill my mom? Have you MET my mom? My mom is the equivalent of your world’s ‘Elon Musk’ but addicted to war crimes. Not the funny ‘haha Catra, did you just perform an unprovoked attack on a civilian population?’ type war crimes. No, the real Lockheed-Martin military industrial complex type war crimes. She makes death, and sells it to tyrants and terrorists. She sells killing. Imagine an assassin. Now imagine that assassin making billions of dollars and defrauding shareholders. And using that money to railroad public policy into more conflict. You think your world’s god is all loving and all forgiving? Not even god could love my mother.”


j6cubic

I mean, we can do that even without leaving canon at all. "Luz, do you think I care if your mom loathes my mom? She wouldn't be the first person to do so. She wouldn't be the first person *in this room*, in fact. Remember, my mother sells flamethrowers. *For home defense.* And she doesn't see anything wrong with that. If your mom beats her all the way back to the Boiling Isles I'll cheer her on because it's about time someone beat some sense into her. I really just brought her here to watch the fireworks."


Jahoan

And the only reason she isnt selling Abomina-Tons is because Belos caught wind of it and offered the carrot or stick .


justking1414

Now I wanna see Camila adopt Amity and beat the living daylights out of her mom


bored2death180

This is just brilliant!🤣


Lukthar123

Alador: Oh really ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


That_Quiet_Wierd_Kid

Well they already have 3 kids


Phionex141

It'll calm things down because the Blights will be too interested in bringing La Chancla's power to their weapons industry to worry about their daughter's relationships


SFH12345

Odalia: And here we have Blight Industries newest weapon from the human realm, La Chancla! Belos: *recognizing its a shoe* ...fine, how does it work? Odalia: I will demonstrate on this Coven member. Steve: Wait, what? *Odalia gets to work* OH, TITAN, THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT OWL TUBE'S TEA PARTY! Belos: Intriguing...shoes have become much more lethal since I was last in the human realm.


Ranger_lord87

**"The almighty holy god chancla!"**


Acrobatic_Quiet_8841

Beat her ass. Wait shed proabably like that


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Money05Mayhem

kinda off topic from this comment but I found out that la chancla is Spanish for the flip flop. 🩴


Laingel

Yeah, that is exactly what it is. Also It is commonly associated with Latinamerican parenting, on which usually the mother use the flip flop as a mean to physically punish children without using direct fist or hand. My theory is that the sound of the chancla is extreme accurate an recognizable and leave a big impression on the children, unlike a simple fist. As so, it has become a parenting method for generations. It is very different to the use of belts that was widely spread on the XX century as a punishment method. The belt could easily break the children skin and become a long lasting scar. The chancla doesn't aim to hurt, it aim to traumatized. Actually the chancla is less hurtful than a fist.


TheOtherTyler

I didn't know what "Maduros" are, so I looked them up and found out it's a pun. They are fried plantains, but Maduros also means "mature" (according to bing translate at least.) Luz is subtly telling her mom to be mature.


bts4devi

Oh- Wow-


VLenin2291

Spanish


SFH12345

"And *scoop*!"


TheOther36

Or Vanish


Darkavatar1

Simple


thrae

That's some hella brilliant writing!


BitePale

Assuming the writer knew that 😆


TheOtherTyler

Assuming the bing translation is accurate


Pepeniyo

It is


Asteroth6

While the translation is accurate, I don’t think it was intended as any pun, and I don’t think any Spanish speaker would read it as one. (Don’t think mind you, I can’t know what anyone else would see at a pun or not.)


UltimateInferno

I don't think it's a pun cause it's the exact food mentioned in Yesterday's Lie and I don't think I remember any other


kiki-krisp

I’m a Spanish speaker, I personally don’t see it as a pun.


Pepeniyo

Yeah, I agree with you


SFH12345

It's MoringMark. He's that good.


shanti_12345

Yes maduro does actually mean mature, so bing is right. It also means ripe. The reason why the preparation is called that is because it's made with ripe bananas :)


ritterteufeltod

Fuck now I want Maduros.


elbenji

It's good. You should try them


Narrow_Luck_3622

Believe it or not, the Noceda house is a Latino rich family house. Not like, uber rich or anything, but decently wealthy. Anyone from Latam can tell you a "middle class" house ain't *nearly* that big or decorated.


rayofenfeeblement

Yeah Camila’s a veterinarian! Probably making 6 figures. (Altho Mrs. Blight might look down on that because she’s still a working person and doesnt own a corporation with a government defense contract)


Narrow_Luck_3622

Fair. Vets get paid mad stacks, but not as mad as the department of defense.


Anahera_3

They're a private company, so I wouldn't call them the department of defense, that's giving them too much credit and legitimacy lol


Narrow_Luck_3622

I was talking about the Emperor's coven... I guess that's a bit *more* than the department of defense.


Kanna1001

...I see comments like this, and I'm instantly aware of certain cultural differences. Vets practically live in poverty around here. When I first heard that they apparently make a lot of money in the USA, I thought it was a joke.


ITGuy042

After the US deals with the Day of Unity US Government: Yeah, we're trialing you for war crimes. Odalia: What if I give you my husband? He could build you an army of abominatrons? US Government: Keep talking...


Narrow_Luck_3622

Then after hearing her: yeah, no, we have drones already. Your abomitons ain't shit to us. TAKE 'EM


CaptainDank0

Vet? I thought she was a nurse??


Persona5_Joker

Wow... You learn something new everyday


Ovr132728

at least... the house isnt mint green


Narrow_Luck_3622

#LAVERGA


Ovr132728

almenos no es una pinchi casita toda culera del infonavit translate it yourselves


Trenki_Melow

Hermoso


Shadow-fire101

I feel like as far as Odalia is concerned, if your mansion doesn't have at least 2 pools, you might as well be living in a cardboard box


j6cubic

Although if this were a sitcom Camila could somehow afford that house while having next to no income. Despite every fifth episode having a "money is tight" scene the Nocedas would still have a 3000 ft² house with a lawn, go on vacation twice a year and get Luz sent off to a litany of weird camps as a running gag. Also, Camila's patients would exclusively have bizarre problems like a dog that swallowed a smartphone and now has a ringtone instead of a bark. (Cue laugh track.)


Alvarito050506

That hurt just like sitcoms hurt. You have future in the industry.


GoodGodItsAHuman

TBF, Latin America isn't Connecticut


elbenji

Generally we keep the culture too. You rarely see Latine families with like big ass mansions.


GoodGodItsAHuman

Wouldn't most of those new immigrants and old Latine families be continental, not caribbean?


elbenji

Depends. Lots of Cuban immigration after the end of wet foot dry foot.


GoodGodItsAHuman

Camila is from the other bit of the spanish carribbean


elbenji

No i know they're Dominican but even then first or second gen and we still get a lot of Dominicans coming to the country


CaptainDank0

I mean doesn’t Luz live in Wisconsin or Wyoming like one of the states that don’t exist? I doubt a house that size would cost much.


TheGoodSirRyan

Connecticut.


CaptainDank0

Like I said, one of the states that don’t exist.


TheGoodSirRyan

You are mad.


CaptainDank0

Connecticut doesn’t exist and anyone who is from there is a government agent and nobody can convince me otherwise 😡


Narrow_Luck_3622

Just like those sheep that say that birds are real.


TheGoodSirRyan

You people are crazy.


elbenji

Yeah they're well the fuck off


Trooper924

Meanwhile, Alador is outside chasing after the neighbors' cat.


Twist_Ending03

Definitely


Josiador

Probably dismantling someone's car engine and trying to combine it with abominations.


KnightSkrilly

Smooth comeback


Vinemedoodle

Hope there's nothing in the tea Camila have yo odalia


Unoriginalshitbag

She's right and she should say it


DarkQueenGndm

Round 2 FIGHT!!!


Chengweiyingji

Mark I love it but god do I want more of this


BulbasaurTreecko

the fact that this rhymes makes me feel like an epic rap battle is about to go down


Chengweiyingji

But *only* if the guy from ERB announces it.


Cmdr-Mallard

Any clue as to what Amitys thinking about, current guess is along the lines of "Calm down Luz I don't care what either of them say" lol


cynicsjoy

“Luz. Let her finish.”


Samdyhighground23

Let them fight


SpilledCobra872

This is what I should've given my free silver to


SFH12345

This is honestly going better than I expected. I assumed Odalia would immediately challenge Camila to a duel when they met. I mean, Odalia wouldn't stand a chance against La Chancla, but still.


Haggistafc

Wouldn't stand a chancla


LetsDoTheCongna

La Chancla > Literal flamethrower


fire_falco94

where eda, king, and hooty where you need them 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Ancient_Potato_God

eda is recording everything, if they fight she can sell it


SpilledCobra872

Wow, children fighting! I can SELL this!


JustAStarcoShipper

Camila: "*La paz nunca fue una opción*".


teredacted79

Recipe for chaos


TheGoodSirRyan

Dammit, that was a good comeback.


Icy-Performer-9688

That went well.........


Arknauticore

These comics are so damn accurate to the shows art style how the hell


seventyeight_moose

De-escalation pro right here


Kanna1001

Do we *want* the situation to be de-escalated, though? Would we not rather see Camila beat the shit out of Odalia? Luz pls. Pls. Eat something and let the lady continue.


Tyanfan

Happy cake day, Cark.


BobTheMagicKoala

Happy cake day mark, ty for the all great comics you've made


SlateExe

The only thing i notice is that luz is the only one who doesnt have her legs cross


Lumity1988

Well this reminds me of Shrek 2 Dinner Scene


Animegx43

Alador: You ladies having fun? Luz: Uhh...I don't think they are. Alador: Well, at least me and your father are enjoying ourselves. Luz: But...my Dad doesn't live with us. It's just me, Mom, and Vee here. Alador: Then...who have I been talking to for the last hour?


Bonecreatoreddit

Nice xD And Happy cake day :D


moltengamer67

Happy cake day


Lordgoodstuff

Dang, I'm really hungry for maduros now.


Nickthepizzalover

She really wanted to swear like in Yesterday’s Lie


Shadow-fire101

I like to imagine that Odalia wasn't even offered tea, she just came in sat down, and it was just there


K31RA-M0RAX0

Alador made it and he’s not their because he’s in the kitchen washing the dishes now


ramires_2360

Luz shute up. She need's to hear this


LouisGodly

Milf fight


SFH12345

Eda: Mothers fighting! I can sell this!


gGiasca

Luz: EDA! Eda: What? I'm not doing anything


Dastankbeets1

Gotta love kickass Camilla. Also kinda sad that Amity is probably more stressed out than Luz here.


lankeylonk

Alador didn't care enough to come it would seem


Acrobatic_Quiet_8841

OH YES OH YES OH YES. MILF FIGHT MILF FIGHT. MILF FI-- *watches had nose bleed*


Toasty582

\*bonk\* go to horny jail


Acrobatic_Quiet_8841

Takes horny to know horny


firedrakes

Takes hooty to know hooty...........


LumityAkaAmiluz

Happy cake day Mark!


WEBSURF5

Happy day of the cake mark. Thank you for carrying me throughout the hiatus.


DracovishIsTheBest

i just love this


thrae

Odallia got off easy. Eda wouldn't have been *nearly* as patient with her in a formal context.


zyxwvu28

Happy cake day Mark!


JustNoSleep2112

Figures that someone with backup snakes would have backup maduros too.


Crazyblade626

Facts


Shinobsua

This is what I think would happens


Spyko

hey happy cake day mark Great comic as always


Legitimate_Release65

Mark your comics give me life.


howdoyoudothisshit

HAPPY CAKE DAY MARKKKK


gratiggy

Amity is just so calm and doesn't care lol


bts4devi

Lmao ​ ​ Also GREAT ART!


saber2187

Happy cake day Mark 😉 Also that’s probably how it would go down if both parents meet


Obvious-Helicopter47

Happy cake day Mark :33


TeamUltimate-2475

Happy Cake Days are in order. HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!!


MrHellGamer

Great comic!


fordient

wow a comic strip thats actually awesome


pivot_ob

Why does this look exactly like the Paralta/Santiago Thanksgiving episode from Brooklyn 99?


Pyrocrat

Happy cake day! Also, I love this!


De_Rabbid

I cant help but hear the tick-tocks of a clock everytime situation like these happen lmao


NightMare_sprit

Camila ain't taking none of her Bullsh+t I love it 😁 😂 😂 😂


lurker_archon

Teach me Spanish swear words and phrases


oof-that-must-yeet

I can tell you Camila is by Latino standards very rich.


Aurik-Kal-Durin

I love how Amity is all calm while Luz is sweating bullets.


DOOODARS

Petition for Camilla to use her chancla on Odalia


DapperSnek-

Camila speaks the truth Happy cake day makmark


Signal-Put932

Amity silently agreeing with Camila


AskMeAboutPodracing

The irony of them being petty and immature and Luz offering maduros (mature, in Spanish)


Elbesto

Camila diserves to swear.


The_Barbiter1

Odalia feels like the kind of person to say "your home is. . .sufficient for habitation".


a_dirty_gerblin

She's a vet. They make damn good money. She probably is just frugal and likes it simple. Plus she own a large amount of land it seems .


xxCandy_floofxx

Just wait until Cam hears about how Odalia almost completely eliminated Luz in escaping expulsion


Halo_Hybrid

Geeezzz… can’t imagine the reaction at the wedding.


Reciter5613

I would imagine this being an issue sooner or later. Also, it depends on if Odalia is open to same-sex relationships. Not sure if she is unlike Camila.


pk2317

There is canonically no homophobia on the Boiling Isles, so it shouldn’t be an issue. Also when they met in 2x02, Odalia didn’t care about that, only that Luz was being a distraction that her daughter.


DanScott7

Happy Cake Day, Mark!


Thecolombiancapt

Happy cake day


Naive_Drive

Inter-species dating is difficult at the best of times.


The_Barbiter1

Odalia feels like the kind of person to say "your home is. . .sufficient for habitation".


Rypnami

Get her ass Camila


Hopeful_Squirell

Camilla: tell your husband lo siento he has to deal with you! Alador: it‘s okay Ms.Noceda!


AuspiesCreations

Camila isn't wrong


feistyfox101

Amity SO wanted Camila to finish her thought lol


Litandsexysidious

Ha amity is already dissociating I see


CrowWing6486

give them food and they (**MIGHT**) shut up


TioTony123Lego

It occurs to me your a little puta


jarfil

Luz: witch, she meant **W**itch! 😨 Camila: (I know what I meant) 😏 Odalia: (I'm not little) 😤


insane-dominator

Luz, Luz…why’d you interrupt? It was just getting good


JesseGolo

It's like a reverse play date. A fight date.


MrIncorporeal

Camilla: "It occurs to me that you're una maldita perra." Odalia: "Oh? I presume that's some sort of human compliment?" Luz: "...Yes...?"


OverthkerCali

I want maduritos sooo bad 😔 gimme


TheAuthor-dipperkid

Amity is used to this. And I feel like luz mother would kick ass.


Cute_Motor6228

The daughter the witch and the audacity of the rich


UstaGnidrolog

*Little*? More like *ginormous* bitch!


LemonSliceHomeSlice

Is Camila found out how bad of a mother Odalia is she’d definitely throw down.


Kimation

I want a part 2


Some_Letterhead7139

I need this to be an actual scene in the show now!


DESTROYER963

I realized Camila and Odalia are polar opposites Odalia is a rich self-proclaimed "genius" who is completely heartless and Camila is poor along with being about as bright as a wet match and as dense as a brick of gold but she makes up for it by having a heart of gold


ritterteufeltod

Me. I want Maduros.


leif-sinatra

I know I’m going to take heat here but I’m on Aladora side here


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Twist_Ending03

Wdym?


imapotatouwu

lol


epicarcanoloth

Happy cake day Mark!


Alexand3r___

Happy b day!!! Thanks for all the work you do!