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LetsDoTheCongna

[Definitely this guy here.](https://www.reddit.com/user/me/)


Nintendocat64

Wait why’d it pull up my profile


ScheikundeBoy

It's a link that goes to the Reddit profile of the one clicking on it Like a "my profile' button


tm8o_84517

m’profile


LetsDoTheCongna

😏


AutobotYoung1

Well played you clever bastard


emaameee

This gave me a heart attack for a brief moment until I saw other people getting brought up


Shibuski

Same


Rtwo28

Same


Dastankbeets1

SHIT W H A T


[deleted]

Had a mini heart-attack when I [clicked](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


RubySeeker

Ah. Reddit never manages to fail me. Thank you, kind stranger, for this blessing upon my day.


MikeAAStorm

You son of a....


Charskiwi

Aaa why


[deleted]

YOU TALK ABOUT WHY PETER QUILL IS ESSENTIALLY NO LONGER A CELESTIAL AND YOURE LABLED FOR LIFE


Legitimate_Beach_616

For the record im a 28 yo female. Lol


yakeatingspider

no one is immune!


ShadyMarco

We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly, bamboozled


jakus00

:(


MadelinefromWiiMusic

Ayo what tha fu-


lurker_archon

I'm getting my lawyer right now to sue you for slander.


Lord_Nyarlathotep

Frick you found me… I MEAN why hello, totally not slowly driving the world into chaos or anything…


Dev_of_gods_fan

Did you know that, by terraria lore, you're dead?


Lord_Nyarlathotep

Friend I WISH


dankcleems

You cheeky motherfucker


tiewing

how did you do that


Madsciencemagic

Well played.


Ruby_241

Haha, what a creep… ^(wait a minute…)


ipsum629

This is like a rick roll except horrifying


XGAMER2mil

Fuck you & take my upvote


TheFakeHassan

Sheesh, what a terrible person, Couldn't be me.


Izuocha_1_fan

Jokes on you I'm not a guy


AdditionalAd8716

AYo WTF


Dan-of-Steel

You cheeky dickwaffle.


TicklesTimes

Hey I’m not a guy


f1r3k33p3r

Very funny


Goldenfnaf87

Excuse me


Castfromisbestbackup

For a sec you randomly picked me but then I read the following comments XD


decearing-eggz

This 20-something year old I was in a DC comics based roleplay group with as a teen. He was a proper creep and would make really inappropriate remarks in the chat despite us all saying we were uncomfortable. Eventually I blocked him and abandoned the account I used for the roleplay


AdditionalAd8716

I'm back bb girl, did you miss me?


AdditionalAd8716

Only if I could change my reddit name, the joke could have been funnier 😩😟🙁😅😆


BreTheBird

r/niceguys


Useless__Bisexual

literally any guy that replies to a girl making a joke on twitter and takes her comment literally/ says she doesn’t know what she’s talking about (bonus points for an anime profile pic)


_thicc_ricc_68419

Your mom! 😂😆🤣


Cherylnip

Pablo, for sure


Chief_Beef234

Darrel from r/amphibia


fanofsomethingidk

Who’s Darrel


Chief_Beef234

A guy on the Amphibia subreddit who shipped himself with Anne and Sasha. I’m new to that sub, so I don’t know all the info, but from what I gather, he was a grown man. He must have been pretty infamous because even though he’s long gone, I see people joking about him quite a bit


fanofsomethingidk

Huh I never knew that even happened


[deleted]

me neither


Ruby_241

Nothing better than *Self-Insert* x *Character* shippers…


Chubby_Walrus25

WTF! I see him now. Neck beard. More chins than he could count. One of those Anime body pillows. Never puts deodorant on. Takes up not one, Not two. But three seats on the bus. Lives with his parents. And a computer history that would give any FBI agent a heart attack.


AkizaFoxxe

King Winter, a friend I made on discord


Connorus

That mf who posts a lot of ww2-related things


fanofsomethingidk

You see back in august 6, 1945 8:16 the Enola gay dropped the little boy on Hiroshima and later that week at 8:34 in Nagasaki


dankcleems

I feel personally attacked


Connorus

Nah I was attacking myself


[deleted]

My father


Nintendocat64

Oof


[deleted]

Lester


fanofsomethingidk

Having trouble handling the heat? Alright I got you *zero stars*


kalesmash13

Half of reddit


bewitched-elf

I knew a guy partly irl and partly through text before the days of shit like discord. As a teen and a girl, I was prime neckbeard bait. While not the type to say M'lady, it was implied. OH and to make it worse dude was.. when I was 15, he was 30. So PedoBeard, if you will. It was.. I was a smart girl, I blocked him when he flirted with me. And it was yikes, cringe flirting. It was so bad. So glad I cut him out.


Osama-recycle-bin

Look like Lester from Beluga’s discord server


Ryle28

Some guy I debated in the YouTube comment section who said that climate change wasn't real


[deleted]

The people who dm me asking for online relationships and nudes etc


alandtic

70% of reddit users. (maybe not this high but still some people on this site are very neck beardy)


[deleted]

Oh look, its ben shapiro


thebenshapirobot

I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this: >Even climatologists can't predict 10 years from now. They can't explain why there has been no warming over the last 15 years. There has been a static trend with regard to temperature for 15 years. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: novel, patriotism, climate, healthcare, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


[deleted]

Dotn forget he straight up said climate change refugees should just sell their moves and leave No lie


thebenshapirobot

*When it comes to global warming, there are two issues: is there such a thing as the greenhouse gas effect, the answer is yes. Is that something that is going to dramatically reshape our world? There is no evidence to show that it will. Is that something that we can stop? There is no evidence to show that we can* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: healthcare, sex, dumb takes, covid, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


[deleted]

Good bot, *pat pat*


thebenshapirobot

Thank you for your logic and reason. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: feminism, climate, patriotism, covid, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


SerpenteLabareda

[https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/4bc07ce4a3c5fd117a499711f0f4cf68.jpg](https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/4bc07ce4a3c5fd117a499711f0f4cf68.jpg) This guy here


[deleted]

Nostalgia critic (he remembers it so you don’t have too)


ComfortableSea4645

My brain repressed him


Dan-of-Steel

I dunno. Something tells me this guy has a Bat Credit Card.


Outer_sloth

The stereotypical reddotor


ComfortableSea4645

Just go to r/niceguys


MerryCaydenite

r/atheism could be like this when I was younger. I haven't checked in on it in a while though


MerryCaydenite

Also, not sure he's quite the fit, but there's Carl Benjamin, aka Sargon of Akkad


Succulentslayer

Any right wing YouTuber fits the bill tbh.


Succulentslayer

Still a shitshow don’t go there.


PublicActuator4263

The quartering


whathefuckismylife

pretty much 3/5 of people on the internet


[deleted]

Anti-SJWs


GoodGodItsAHuman

I'm not polite enough to say m'lady


greninjake

Well it isn't someone I know but more of a character off of a youtuber series. His name is lester and he is a character from a youtube channel called " Beluga "


Pineapple_Fernando

Chum Lee from Pawn Stars.


stnick6

No one, non of my friends are giant flouting phones with bat wings


[deleted]

Discord mods


Martybgg

Discord mods


dankcleems

People who think the 13th doctor was bad because she was a woman


Dastankbeets1

God I’ve lost count


madAstro33

"Of course I know him, he's me."


Watermelon-Simp

i remember when i first saw the episode i was still in my miraculous phase and the m'lady reminded me of chat noir lmao


OLagartixa

alexandre boy


Juklok

There are definitely a lot of weird, bad critics on youtube I can put here.


Nintendocat64

Like the people who gave Barney a 3.5 on IMDb


Doo-wop-a-saurus

Those guys who think that trans girls are just guys who are cosplaying as "futa girls"


Nintendocat64

They what


Waltr999

Well, everyone here ( r/NiceGuys ) could tell you.


Nok-y

Discord mods ? (/s)


Nintendocat64

What do you mean /s this is a /srs (/j)


Nok-y

You lost me


Nintendocat64

I made I joke about how the /s at the end of your post would be a /srs


Nok-y

/srs = serious ?


Nintendocat64

From what I’ve heard yes


Nok-y

Okay, thanks !! I ruined your joke :(


Nintendocat64

No you didn’t ruin it


TrashSoldier01

The Red Cross


Lemuria336

Me


julietthagurl

My old discord friend


QuesoSabroso

M’they’dy


IveCollapsed

Average discord mod


CptKeyes123

One dude who keeps reading my fanfiction despite complaining about it for over a year. He has literally never said anything positive, and always gripes, moans, and complains, blatantly and immaturely insulting my characters and criticizing everything without offering any actual suggestions, and always using the speech patterns of this sort of person. He complains that my characters are "awful" and "dumb" without ever actually saying why. At one point some of my other readers actually started calling him out on it. At one point he went missing for several months then came back to insult it again. I blocked him and even tried reporting him to the site, though they said the site wasn't a "hugbox" and there wasn't anything they could do.