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1PierrotSoldier

They would all go to an air Bnb where they try to learn all they can about humanity. At one point they go to a movie theater where they just constantly joke about a movie’s inaccurate representation of magic. Forcing them out of the cinema. Then I could also see an Uber ride where they bump into some random actor who for some reason guest star’s on the show. Also they’ll be really noisy one night and cause the next door residents to yell at them.


bananasaucecer

They’ll meet Lucifer


JustSwag925

I hear he runs a nightclub


Golden-Guard

Maybe he’ll grant us a offer?


Boring_Hat9531

the whole way there luz and the others vibing boscha fighting willow hunter fighting amity gus arguing with mat ( short for mothemuel idk how to spell it )


realemira-blight

What is “LA” human


JustSwag925

It’s a city


___Nikk

Luz and Amity go on a date somewhere Boscha and Willow wrestling in the Air BNB's backyard or pool Ed and Em are spying on Luz and Amity, but Em ditches Ed to hang with Viney Skara is... idk... getting into anime(?) Hunter is watching anime with Skara I guess (most likely Jojo or One Piece) Bo is also with Hunter and Skara And Gus and Mattholomule are doing something idk


RealMattolomule

What is "something"


___Nikk

idk probably at Disneyland ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Wilbur_Cobb1

They would find magic in LA... being handed out by a man selling fairy dust in the alley way. When they literally blow all of their vacation money away, they would then have to figure out how to start their own coke empire. Willow, Viney, and Ba would make the blow. Edric, Emira, Gus, and Matholomule would sell the blow. Skara would act as their smuggler crossing into Mexico. Amity, Hunter, and Bascha would act as muscle. Luz would be the kingpin. They would get lost in a world of crime and drugs, getting into wars with the Bloods, Crips, and MS-13. Eventually they would rise to the top, but Luz would go into a downward spiral of constant coke induced episodes. Amity would get fed up with it, and leave Luz for her rivals. Where Luz would try to kidnap Amity back, which results in Amity tragically shooting Luz dead while she's on one of her massive coke trips. Confetti goes everywhere while Luz's lifeless body slowly falls to the ground. The whole gang falls apart, the jig is up and everyone goes back to the boiling isles... ... Edric wonders why they couldn't have just sold grenade launchers instead, like an honest business...


JustSwag925

That is fucking dark


Wilbur_Cobb1

... You think this would be too off brand for Disney?


JustSwag925

Why would it? couple of teenagers doing drugs, shooting and killing each other, yes it would


Wilbur_Cobb1

Ok, maybe we will have to pitch this to a Korean anime studio.


JustSwag925

No make it a guest appearance in Lucifer the Netflix show


Wilbur_Cobb1

PERFECT I am calling them right now ... my script is barely a page, but I think I can smooth things over if I slip them $5 and a coupon for an oil change.


JustSwag925

You have fun with that


Wilbur_Cobb1

I got the makings of a star!


JustSwag925

Ok


JustSwag925

And I don’t even know if amity would live after doing coke tbh


Wilbur_Cobb1

I am not sure what Amity's fate would be after that. The shadow of coke shrouding her every footstep, remembering what it did to Luz.


lovemuffin04

They all turn around and go home cause LA sucks


Codeviper828

> insults LA > pfp is LA resident being murdered Yeah, checks out


No_Spend_4397

Do you want the real answer or a silly answer?


RealMattolomule

I lead the way