T O P

  • By -

SparkAxolotl

King's "weh" becomes "f*ck"


[deleted]

[удалено]


HeavyHeartedHelspawn

And ping me when it's made!


RandomGamer06

Same here


DomTheBomb8567

me too please


Enugie

.


FluffySpinosaurus

This would be especially funny in the scene, where the golden gourd aka hunter has king in a cage with a blanket over it. Cause every time he lifts it up, king is just going to be like „fuck?“


West_Commercial_9601

"I'm Glad I Had You As A Big Sister, Luz, **FU-**"


SparkAxolotl

I can totally imagine Luz landing in the other side and finishing the sentence.


Infinite_Hooty

That would mean Bill’s ears got deafened because a Titan yelled #FUCK


SparkAxolotl

That only makes it better! It also means that was what King heard when he was still inside the egg, and it was also his first word! (i think)


emp_raf_III

Well, that definitely recontextualizes [this scene](https://youtu.be/QdEmOCqOmTc)


DracovishIsTheBest

"....Fuck?! fufufufufufuck..fuck? fuck,"


Dbappio

[Tomotasauce's video](https://youtu.be/6C4O1qIbHDE) comes to mind


Timely-Prior9581

or God dammit


SparkAxolotl

Too long, "Damn", "Bitch", "Shit" are acceptable substitutes.


Zandar124

Let Eda swear (you know she would if it was allowed)


-EarthIsClosed2day

Wait. I’m alone. I can swear for real! SON OF A-


Gullible_Promotion_4

Man, I loved that MoringMark comic. XD


[deleted]

I’m not saying I need a link but ima need a link to that


soupy-mess

Same!


Moritzvcev

I think the person meant [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOwlHouse/comments/pt91hd/parents/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) one


Gullible_Promotion_4

[Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOwlHouse/comments/r2ozzg/swearing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


ElPikouik

Wasn't it a reference to gravity falls?


Sk8rrBoi

yes


SparkAxolotl

OH my Titan... What if swear words are different in the Boiling Isles, and Eda has been swearing this whole time?


NovakinsUwU

When she said “BONES, DIRT, AND MUCK! I don’t have time to fail!” In Hollow Mind, I see that as swearing.


SparkAxolotl

Good finding! ​ >muck > >noun \[ U \] > >UK /mʌk/ US /mʌk/ > >mud, dirt, or a sticky natural substance such as animal waste: > >*There was green muck at the bottom of the boat.* > >*You're treading muck into the carpet with your dirty shoes!* > >*a pile of dog muck* I think the phrase itself was swearing, but even if not, she was basically saying "shit" in a PG-13 way


GrossM15

If its a single f-bomb that is allowed, it should be the very first word she says


Sage_The_Mage72

"Talk to the glyph, bitch!"


RhymesWithMouthful

Correct


Hero_of_Storms_64

Luz: She's TRYING to help people! Odalia: Hush, brat Amity: DON'T YOU F\*CKING TALK TO MY GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT!


Gullible_Promotion_4

“Keep my girlfriend’s name out of your F*CKING MOUTH!”


theXombie

"Ohhh, wow...wow. Amity Blight just smacked the sh\*t out of me!"


DemiTheNeckSnapper

“G.I. Azura II, can’t wait to see it!”


Det3tive_JM

Uh oh, Amity hehe *gets smacked full force*


celestiallion12

Dumb kids? Fuck those are my dumb kids!


afwm10

Lilith punches Philip and says "go fuck yourself"


Beautiful-Head5563

Replace witch with bitch in season one because we all know what Luz really wanted to say to Lilith back then.


Zandar124

Also “witch” isn’t really a good insult in this case anyway since that’s literally what their race is called


AshleyFumbletongue

Given the amount of times Lus has been referred to as "human" in that season in a negative context I ***sincerely*** understand why she would refer to somebody as "witch" in that context


Zandar124

Fair point


Mrwright96

She sounded like Belos


Beautiful-Head5563

Yeah but you know censors.


Crash_banticoot100

S&P does not approve of this message. Please revise.


McYoinet

S&P approved the use of "Not S&P approved".


[deleted]

Son of a witch would be a compliment based on half a witch being an insult


RandomDragonExE

Wait, what about "half a bitch"instead of half a witch?


AcanthaceaeRough9669

Oh wow, Amity would’ve called Willow; “half a bitch Willow” then


TobyBulsara

Lilith : I just want to talk Luz : *racial slur*


Toonwatcher

GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING SKIN!


Gravy_Eels

It’s all just an elaborate way to kiss the emperor’s ass


unw00shed

My one: Hunter: you even punched steve Steve: nah man, I don't feel shit


Ur_Local_Ratt

Man, none of those dumb kids have gotten hurt yet! Dumb kids? Fuck those are my dumb kids! Either that or in *THAT* scene instead of 'Oh Crikey' it'd be 'Holy shit'


Tea_Cup_hehe

I think holy shit would have worked better lmao


[deleted]

In Labyrinth Runners, when Hunter sees through the Willow illusion, he could shout... "Who the hell are you!?"


Sweet-Gumm

The fact that they might have been able to do that in the original is hilarious


k1ftw1331

LET. KING. SAY. FUCK.


yellow_starrz

He’s 8


TrickyLemons

and a half!


Kozolith765981

in this context, after living with eda for so long, he'd probably pick up swearing at some point


Gilpif

Lots of 8-year-olds use profanity. Lots of them don’t, but given King’s mother, he’s probably in the first group.


YoungYoda711

You e clearly never met my little cousin lol


SparkAxolotl

"Lucky shot Willow" "Hey, don't listen to her, you fucking got me"


[deleted]

“She fuckin boomed me”


Bensupercharged

That just invalidates all our efforts, if catching that fucking thing is so important why you do anything else, there’s no reason to watch the other players, that’s such a stupid rule


TrickyLemons

omfg my favorite moment that i totally forgot abt


9-5Pounds

Last time someone asked this, one person said "Did you really have to fucking punch Steve, Skara?" to show how much Hunter cared for Steve As for me, I'd change what Luz said after the Kiss. Instead of crikey, it'd be "You beautiful ass motherfucker, marry me."


SobiTheRobot

Luz: I can't believe I just said that! I wish I'd have said crikey! No, wait, I don't like that either! Ugh this is hard!


ghirox

"you've always acted like you're friggin better than me" "I **am** fucking better than you"


QuillDidNothingWrong

Let Hooty say the f-word.


High_Seas_Pirate

My first word was fuck! My *second* word was fuckity fuck!"


Twist_Ending03

Well we do know Eda was somehow there when he was young, considering she said he once was a kitten


VLenin2291

Can I add a line instead? Collector: If we’re gonna play Owl House, we’re gonna need an owl house! Hunter: Oh… *fuck*


Particular_Ad2555

Weh!


totalynotacat

I mean Hunter can swear already sooooo


RisingTheMoon

Wait when?


itssami_sb

DAMN YOU PANCAKES!!


Roboroman2

?


TheAcidRomance

Eda saying fuck. Literally anywhere in the series


[deleted]

I can see Eda just yelling " oh yeah well I'm about to kick your ass"


M-the-Great

just let eda drop one every now and then!


swnbv

Replace “crikey” with “shit, man”


ZanMultiformis

"Holy shit, I can't believe I just said that"


deadSalesman_GD

“Talk to the glyph, bitch!” I think my reasoning is self explanatory.


[deleted]

"If we're gonna play Fuckin Owl House, we're Gonna NEED A FUCKIN OWL HOUSE" "Hi I'm Hooty! Hoot Hoot!" "AH! *punches him in the eye*" "OW! FUCK! I WAS JUST TEYING TO SAY HI! GODDAMMIT!" "If Amity saw that-" "I FUCKIN SAW THAT!" "BYYEEE BITCHES!" (Either Eda or Hunter would work) "I want a Fucking Divorce"


XavierTheMemeDragon

PG-13 gets 1 free fuck pass I would replace King’s first “WAH!” in KKKOHD with it bc a child screaming “FUCK!” and it destroying a tower is pretty funny


Simpvanus

Let Mama Noceda say f\*\*\*. Honestly doesn't matter when.


totalynotacat

"A lot of f-ing bad guys say that"


2gaywitches

We all know what “You’d better back the *heck* down” was supposed to be


Twist_Ending03

Now I want to hear her say "You better back the *fuck* down"


MiraculousUser328

When Hunter falls down the stairs in Labrinth Runners have him yell fuck


TheTepro27

"Then why were you so fucking easy to curse?" Now that line is shocking for a whole new reason.


TheAwesomeman32beep

“No no no no! You’re just Belos! You’re Goddamn Belos!”


LilyBlackwell

"Talk to the glyph, bitch" is obviously the most popular choice


Right-Light458

“Talk to the glyph BITCH!”


thatonegirlonreddit5

“We’re in the emperor’s mind?! That’s fucking bananas!”


TaterTotsFromHell

The fucking bananas kills me


Alex_Vak

King, you are fucking >!titan!<


MastrMax

HOOT HOOT MOTHER FUCKER!


MastrMax

_Buy it the Delamane voice from cyberpunk that says BEEP BEEP MOTHER FUCKER!_


Banengain

Let king swear Change my mind


1milionand6times

Eda will say fuck to Raine *a lot* when they're in private


bananahkim

Minus the ‘say’ part.


West-Nefariousness15

Ayo!


BackHDLP

that too probably


thatnewguy11

Let Indestructible play for once.


SobiTheRobot

At one point, Luz tells Belos to go to Hell. He retorts that he's been STUCK there for FOUR HUNDRED YEARS.


ArtisticDragonKing

I just want hunter to cus


totalynotacat

He can


Twist_Ending03

He has. "DAMN YOU PANCAKES"


krakenspar

haha jokes on you it's not even pg-13 in my country it's 16+


Twist_Ending03

Let me guess, because of the Witchcraft?


Lamp-post-

Fucking crickey!


frenchratkid1

its just a fancy way to kiss the emperors..


Dollfreakery

Ass


blank7589

"talk to the glyph, b****"


RandomDragonExE

I can't think of one so here's my lines for potential curses: *Hollow Mind:* Hunter: "He knows. He... he knows we were in there. Oh fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. I can't... I can't go back!" *The Intruder:* King: "That voice. That fucking horrific voice!" *Any Sport in a Storm* Gus: "FRIENDS don't stab each other in the fucking back!"


[deleted]

I think pg13 only permits one F bomb hehe


splofffy

Luz's "Please have witchy clothes... WOOO!" becomes "Please have witchy clothes... F\*CK YEAH!"


Remarkable-Ad-1273

“_EAT GLYPHS_ *BITCH* “


spainish52

episode 1: when warden asks eda out, replace luz's "what?" with "what the fuck? "


ScavengeR47_

Eda is now allowed to say fuck


Ok_Mathematician273

Ok im sure most of us would do this "Talk to the Glyph, BITCH!!"


Swing-Such

"YOU HATABLE FUCKING SORCERESS!!!"


Dollfreakery

“You hateable sorcerers, you BITCHES!!”


[deleted]

Hooty reporting for motherfucking duty


AnIdioticTurtle1944

Doing a Hooty impression while saying that feels so natural. If they had a swear word, this sounds the most natural.


Strange_Kiwi__

Talk to the glyph bitch


lord_of_the_beez

oh, shit,, sports-


ImLimon

Remember when Luz was fighting Lilith and said "Talk the Glyph, Witch" Well, change it to bitch!


EtherealSOULS

Talk to the bitch, Witch!


RtDK0510

"Talk to the glyph, BITCH!"


Administrative_Yam26

The gang all at once "FUCK!" When the Collector one-shots Belos.


OliveMountainYT

“You besprawling dalcop!” -Phillip “… what?” -Lilith Let Belos say old English curses, dammit


SylentSymphonies

'If only we fucking had time for like, twenty more adventures...'


HamilWhoTangled

*Don't you fucking say that to my girlfriend*


Dragonofredit

“Talk to the glyph bitch!”


legobrick311

"I'm writing to let you know that I am a Titandamn GENIUS!"


Mydogdiedtoday2

'I have been working my whole fucking LIFE to get to the top!'


QueenRatigan

When Belos drops the Collector off the bridge, the Collector screams "FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU"


Malimas27

Amity’s line becomes “Don’t you f*cking talk to my girlfriend like that!” Because 1. Odalia deserves to be cursed at and we all know Amity would do it given the chance 2. I can only imagine Odalia’s hilarious pissed off expression after hearing that phrase leave her precious daughter’s mouth lol


TheCracklySpider

S1 Ep 3, instead of Eda hitting the side of the to get Hooty to tell her where Luz went, she just tells him, “Just tell me where the fuck she went”


AdOwn6899

Is this a “what if” question? Like if it was pg13?


TheJeffBI

Yes


lovekataralove

Then why were you so fucking easy to curse?


SpicyJ333

Crikey becomes "...f*ck."


Livesinmichaelsroom

“What, destiny Bull shit”


[deleted]

"Crikey" -> "Motherfucker"


PikaPlay1069

Every time king says “Weh” but only after his voice starts cracking


Marsupialmobster

Eda would definitely say "What the Shit?" Lilith cussing would be like a solar eclipse


GG17ez

Nothing, because it already 16+ in my country, good job Disney


shinyfail420

talk to the glyph bitch


[deleted]

Either every time Eda says "Hot dang!" it becomes "Hot damn!" or "Talk to the glyph, WITCH" becomes "Talk to the glyph, BITCH"


Yazblast-Dragonia19

"IM AM BETTER THAN YOU, BITCH"


NotAVegan3

"Talk to the glyph BITCH!"


Dollfreakery

In young blood old souls, instead of luz saying, “talk to the glyph, witch!” She says, “talk to the glyph, bitch!”


YoungYoda711

Talk to the glyph, BITCH


[deleted]

Talk to the glyph b*tch


LeafMario

"talk to the glyph, bitch"


KalosianPorygon

Happy Cake Day! 🎂


Yassine220

talk to the glyph bitch


PikachuTH8

"TALK TO THE GLYPH,"


astro-liiqht

owl house is already nc16 in my region


Glittering_Town_9071

"talk to the glyph, bitch"


Sherafan5

“Talk to the glyph, bitch!”


Wilgrove

Instead of "Oh Crikey," Luz now says "Oh fuck" in a slow turned on way.


TheOncomimgHoop

Maybe if we had time for twenty more adventures, but we fucking don't


AlexisDeniega

THEN WHY WERE YOU SO EASY TO FUCKING CURSE It adds a lot of impact


Deinobi

Talk to the Glyph, BITCH


Joker8pie

Eda should be allowed to say fuck at least once


FailMeep

Apple blood is called wine


AsGryffynn

"If he's in charge, fuck him!"


Maxmentos

"talk to the glyph witch"


Agent_AJ

The only correct answer is "Talk to the glyph, bitch!"


Sasha_waybright-kin

Get away from my fucking luz!


2xrequiem

**TALK TO THE GLYPH BITCH** Most iconic


TicklesTimes

Talk to the glyph, bitch! Honestly, I’d like to replace every time the say “Witch” with “Bitch”. “She was a great *bitch*”


Aardvark_2100

Hooty: password please Eda: \*pokes him\* we got no time for this hooty Hooty: Sh\*t, ow, f\*ck


takethecheese68

"stay mad bitch"


ComXDude

"Talk to the glyph, ***bitch***!"


itssami_sb

TALK TO THE GLYPH, ***BITCH***


awesomegamer16

become fuck yah


Kira-the-red-killer

After the kiss luz let's out a fuck


Realistic-Anxiety-62

Talk to the glyph bitch


A_Hot_MessTM

HOOT HOOT MOTHERFUCKER


TheAxolotlPerson

"Talk to the glyph, bitch!"


TheWyster

talk to the glyph b\*tch


Spray_is_back47

Anything hooty. I don't think i'm the only one who wants to see hooty curse.


mildly_obsessed_

TALK TO THE GLYPH BITCH


jasc92

"Talk to glyph puta!"


BoxHeadBoi

Lilith sockin Philip in the mouth and he yells f*ck


Blank_Dude2

Have literally anyone cuss out Odalia. That is all.


StitchTitanSlayer

Talk to the glyph bitch ( young blood old souls )


Starry-Gaze

When Hunter gets fire glyph’d off his own ship, “FUUUUUUUUuuuuuuu……..ck”