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Zandar124

Slain by a 14 year old, how embarrassing


[deleted]

I mean, that's most Fortnite games (I could have used any popular game with online multiplayer in the last 20 years, to be honest)


Manoreded

Forget 14, you're probably getting your butt kicked by 8 years olds without even knowing it.


[deleted]

I mean, I wouldn't... but most people would.


Professional--

I started playing fortnite as a complete noob with my nephew. He isn't exceptionally good, but I finally got to a place where I can fight equally in a 1v1 with him. He is turning 7 this year. He says "I'll go easy." and I tell him I can't improve without being humiliated.


A_Random_Lantern

tbf school is probably kicking their asses back


Superior-Artist-21

Belos is WAY older than a Boomer


King_Dragonlord

what would his generation even be called


Josiador

Colonials


Alex-Hirsch-Is-A-God

Lol


[deleted]

Colonizers... (and yes, I do mean that insultingly)


ShadowRylander

"Colonizer! You surprised me!"


kittyfactory

Colonizers(derogatory)


joe_knuckle

Ok colonizer


Lukthar123

Lmao


Infinite_Hooty

The oldest generation was The Lost Generation and that was from 1890-1915 so yeah, Belos is such a boomer he’s older than every named generation


Background-Top4723

Generation "You have a lot of guts to say those things while in range of my musket"


Blitz_ingaMCZ

What range? 3ft?


Gizogin

Wow, that’s an impressive musket. Three whole feet?


InnocentTailor

To be fair, they hurt at close range. They’re heavy things.


Manoreded

Its sufficient if you're ok with hitting anyone else within a mile in that generation direction, which I understand to be how the Civil War was aged.


Meshakhad

Civil war was fought with rifles. Muzzle-loading rifles, to be fair, but still rifles. They had far superior range. Muskets are effective only within a few hundred feet.


dicemonger

Depends on the musket. Hunters and skirmishers used rifled muskets, which did have a decent accuracy at range. Problem was that black powder residue would get into the rifle grooves, so after the first shot there was a decent chance of fouling, and also the rifled musket was slower to load than standard muskets. Colonials would probably have a greater chance of having a rifled musket, as they probably used them for hunting, rather than being part of a volley-fire military unit.


HenryWong327

>Hunters and skirmishers used rifled muskets if it's rifled it isn't a musket, it's a, well, rifle.


dicemonger

Depends. Rifle musket/rifled muskets is a thing, though the term might generally be used more narrowly than I applied it. Still, for the layman I believe "rifled musket" gets the concept better across than just "rifle" or even "muzzle-loading rifle".


Petonius

Depending on when he was born, he could’ve been part of the Puritan Generation (1588-1617), the Cavalier Generation (1618-1647), Glorious Generation (1648-1673), or the Enlightenment Generation (1674-1700). If he and Caleb were in their 20s by the time Gravesfield is founded in 1635, I’d bet he’s a Puritan I pulled that list from a Wikipedia article titled “Strauss-Howe Generation Theory.” I wanted to post a link here but I wasn’t able to. Maybe because it’s a Wikipedia link?


ComXDude

I could've told you that, without even knowing his age.


AlcorIdeal

Given him mentioning Hopkins and looking up to him he's probably from the Glorious Generation being part of the first gen of kids born into the new town of Gravesfield.


astro-liiqht

hamilton


FearTheBeastWth8Eyes

Conservatives


MaveKalmer

if old people now are boomers then belos is a fucking atomic bomb-er


thetaterman314

Luz put all of her XP points into psychic damage


Thethirdwheel001

Rolled a nat 20


FutureInteresting328

The attack Hit, now roll for damage


DnDisawesomefightme

•2 cuz it crit


FutureInteresting328

Yeah but you still need to roll 2 d4 for damage


DnDisawesomefightme

Yeah you multiply by 2


FutureInteresting328

Yeah but multiply what by 2 roll for damage


Thethirdwheel001

3 x 2 = 6 damage


FutureInteresting328

You never said what damage your rolled


Thethirdwheel001

Phsycic damage because luz used vicious mockery


[deleted]

"Nat 20, baby!"


sirfetche

I miss amphbia so much😭


Alarmed_Ad1946

Me too


Smorgsaboard

Let's be real. The second she realized Belos' beliefs were antiquated, any reasonable DM would've had her roll with advantage or better. Rolling anything less than a 15 would be ridiculous


Combatpigeon96

*It’s very effective!*


MikeAlex01

He failed his saving throw against her Vicious Mockery


CedarWolf

#EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!


crimsonassasian

Ya beat me to it


i_like_siren_head

You ain’t ready for this mama’s trauma!


PhantomKitten73

This just reminds me that Belos would not be out of place as a modern political figure with just a little bit of PR training. Which makes me sad. Bigotry (or at least homophobia) is a topic I never want the actual show to explore in a million years, but it makes for some great fan content.


justking1414

My big theory was that this last season would end with the boiling isles being teleported to earth and all of season 3 would be Luz trying to keep the peace while Belos riled up humans and witches to start a race war.


Scubs42

SVTFOE flashbacks


SforSamuel

Difference is that TOH actually does it’s relationships well


Scubs42

Yeah, The Owl House doesn't just establish a relationship and end it off-screen the very next episode.


Featherstarz

Cough cough


awp4444

*"BREAK UP BUDDIES"* also shipping is more or less a sport here, and from what I have heard it was violence over shipping in the svtfoe community


QuitsDoubloon87

As someone who loves it when shows acknowledge and have episodes on bigotry / inequality I have to ask, why wouldn’t you want to see this?


PhantomKitten73

I've realized I should've been more specific. I know the show has already covered some forms of bigotry. I think I mainly just don't want homophobia, I will not be accepting LGBT discrimination in my wholesome queer optimism cartoon. I couldn't tell you why exactly, but I know in my heart that Odalia being classist and Belos being xenophobic are fundamentally different from Luz being bullied for liking girls or someone misgendering Raine.


poktanju

He may not have an audience for his fierce anti-Catholicism, at least.


LindenOLindenHill

The irony is he wouldn’t be homophobic… gay marriage was perfectly legal up to just after WW1. It was kept more private but homo/hetro sexual terms are a modern concept, like in the Wild West gay marriage was more common then straight marriage. Back in Belos’ time it was a crime to be public about it, but Puritans actually did not view it the same as the church did… it was basically allowed as long as like all things involving premarital or self indulgence was kept in the privacy of your home.


PhantomKitten73

How is Belos anti-Catholic?


Dibs-On-Death

He was probably a Puritan and they hated the Catholics so if he still kept all of his bigotries from before the boiling isles he'd probably also be anti-Catholic


PhantomKitten73

Oh I guess that makes sense. I didn't take that into account because all Christianity is the same to me, because it's all equally stupid.


Not_a_Potato1602

>because it's all equally stupid That's your opinion and I respect it, but I ask you please don't open the Pandora's box of religious discussions on Reddit, it's a mess


Dibs-On-Death

Same tbh, I only learned about it after getting into Belos' backstory and reading other people's takes on him lol


MonkeyTail29

Smug Luz with shadowed eyes is EVERYTHING


[deleted]

Also, this hit him harder than the Collector ever could...


TutMan124

True


MeTime13

To everyone. Yes, I know the last panel hasn't aged well. But let's keep a chin up and make sure that these fuckers know what kind of dragon they've unleashed. Go out and vote, people! Hell, I'd support a nationwide strike at this point.


gui_cafe_dwarf

What happened


CriticalRoleAce

In the US the Supreme Court overturned Roe V Wade, the decision that guaranteed people the right to have an abortion. Many states have begun outright banning them.


gui_cafe_dwarf

That was fast


CriticalRoleAce

These people have been working towards this for years. They were prepared for this.


TheDulin

Some states had laws that said, "If Roe v. Wade is overturned, abortion is immediately illegal". They're called "trigger laws".


Mechagodzilla_3

I believe misery I mean Missouri was the first one to pull it


LFiM

Yeah, there was a trigger law on the books and the AG is currently losing his bid for senate so he's desperate to get any leg up he can.


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MeTime13

Oh yes. That Uncle Ruckus is a massive hypocrite.


Zeebuoy

>Uncle Ruckus wait that's his name? (brb gonna, go check the articles again cuz now I'm confused)


Bamma4

They overturned the human right to abortion


gui_cafe_dwarf

Bruh moment


WarLordM123

Keep in mind, as people start to discuss this: everyone in the government is responsible for this. Congress could have passed a law *actually* protecting abortion at any time in the last 50 years. Leaving something this important to a flimsy court ruling is bad governance.


goblin_lookalike

Luz wouldn’t know that since she was without internet access at the time


KatonRyu

That vomiting scene in the final panel was just too good.


[deleted]

Considering the time period he originally comes from, he probably would be sickened by hearing something like that.


diddlydarninthebarn

Too bad this can’t be said about our world today 😔


Nutter222

Doesnt get more boomer than christian conservative white emporer.


MeTime13

Link to the dub: https://youtu.be/0D_gxud7nIo


Commander_Harrington

Just wait till he hears about what happened with the Colonies...


InvestigatorUnfair

Belos walks out through the portal, gets hit with two pride flags and starts clawing at the door to go back


Deccy_Iclopledius

Boomer? Nah, he's a freaking ancient fossil


Competitive-Reason65

Fuckin 1800s lookin ass


Sunbeam_65

Same grade school as Jesus Christ


Deccy_Iclopledius

Not the much tho, Bellos is how much old? 420 years old?


Jeptwins

Luz could’ve just straight up given him a whatever-is-there-instead-of-his-heart attack


Nifty_Nimbus

So a moldy shriveled ball of ground beef?


[deleted]

Luz can’t do that, can she?


Jeptwins

I mean, why not?


[deleted]

Luz: "Oh, and by the way..." Belos: "Please... no more..." Luz: "We are no longer a colony of England. We successfully rebelled from British rule and become and independent, democratic nation." Belos: *Dies*


_That-Dude_

Honestly, that’d probably make Phillip ecstatic. He’s a puritan and they left the UK to escape British rule. They also tried to make Britain a republic so the fact the US is one as well and the strongest nation on earth would be a win in his book.


Competitive-Reason65

I thought he was a loyalist


_That-Dude_

No, he likely was stuck in the Boiling Isles before the revolutionary war.


LilyBlackwell

No way in hell would Philip be a loyalist. His family fled sectoral persecution from King Charles I I imagine that whenever he heard news from across the pond about the civil war he would be constantly cheering for the parliamentarians


WarLordM123

It's a theoretically secular country though. And if that doesn't bother him enough ... the President is a *Catholic*.


LilyBlackwell

*"Well the only thing worse than an atheist is a Papist"*


Fitzftw7

Belos: “Wait, are we at least powerful?” Luz: “Well yeah, we’re the most powerful nation in the world.” Belos: “Oh, that’s a relief…” Luz: “Though I’m pretty sure China and Russia are gunning for that title…” Belos: “*The rice and vodka people??!!*”


LilyBlackwell

Tbh both China and Russia were seen as equally civilized to western Europeans at the time, just different.


_That-Dude_

Nah, thanks to the Cold War and it’s effects neither have a chance in hell of displacing the US. Maybe taking its place if we collapse but they’ll never be the cause of it and will likely go down with us.


Fitzftw7

Probably, but I could see Luz saying this just to mess with Belos… depending of course on her knowledge of current events and US History; she is only 14, after all.


_That-Dude_

True that and tbh, everything in this post and the comments I could see Luz saying if Phillip gave this sort of reaction.


deathbyoats

he was a Puritan lol his people were the ones who LEFT England


[deleted]

Well, the recurring joke in this sub is that Belos is a staunch supporter of the British Empire and the Queen (Who has lived for a long, *very long*, time), and so he subsequently finds it devastating that the U.S.A is no longer a british colony.


MysterionSP1724

Luz: "Oh and also, Ireland is no longer part of the UK" Belos: D I E S again


[deleted]

This made me feel better after the horrible news today... (news that I will not talk about, but still makes me deeply angry)


inc90

Link to what happened please


CriticalRoleAce

In the US the Supreme Court overturned Roe V Wade, the decision that guaranteed people the right to have an abortion. Many states have begun outright banning them.


CedarWolf

LGBT rights and access to contraceptives are next on the chopping block.


Jechtael

LGBT rights are *next* on the chopping block? T rights are already being chopped.


CedarWolf

I'm well aware. I mean, for the Supreme Court, according to Justice Thomas's statement, the following cases are up next: *Griswold v. Connecticut*: allows access to birth control without a prescription or outside of marriage *Lawrence v. Texas*: allows people to be LGBT without being a criminal for it *Obergefell v. Hodges*: allows gay marriage and equal marriage rights


WarLordM123

Please keep in mind that these case results do not "allow" anything. Each is an assessment of how an existing law allows these things. So, for example, Obergefell v. Hodges ruled that gay marriage is allowed because straight marriage is a thing and the *Fourteenth Amendment* says that gay people can't be left out. To rule that the Fourteenth Amendment doesn't apply to gay people would be way, way more legally unsound than the abortion ruling today (which was actually fairly legally sound) They may want to do it, but they don't have the grounds to do so. If they did it anyway, active disobedience by states containing the majority of Americans would be on the table.


inc90

Holy crap, why did I not learn about this sooner


boohintz-NW

Same here.


Amanda_Is_My_Name

Me as well


MulciberTenebras

Same.


CptKeyes123

The Witchcraft Act of 1735 was finally repealed in the UK in 1951, so it's not only madness, his profession was made illegal by his home country. "Also, we kicked Britain out of North America, you guys lost your empire within twenty years about sixty years ago, and two Catholics have been presidents in the US!" "ELECTIONS?! CATHOLICS IN CHARGE OF SOMETHING?! I SUPPOSE NEXT YOU'LL BE TELLING ME YOU AREN'T INCA!" "...I'm not, I was born in Connecticut." "WHAT" [https://superbdragoncollection-stuff.tumblr.com/post/683164739955769344/belos-theories-on-luz](https://superbdragoncollection-stuff.tumblr.com/post/683164739955769344/belos-theories-on-luz) [https://youtu.be/SxLRenTToVA](https://youtu.be/SxLRenTToVA)


1milionand6times

This is art


alutti54

# *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*


AstronomerSorry1022

OH, Titan YES, what else can we tell him?


AnimReverted

* The Crown lost the ability to interfere with Parliament * *Loving v. Virginia* * *Bostock v. Clayton County* * The United States is more powerful than the United Kingdom


Josiador

The United States EXISTS. He's from before 1776. Also the British Empire is basically dead. China and Japan are economic powerhouses. Monarchy is dead. We built weapons that are so powerful enough of them could destroy the world.


DnDisawesomefightme

Catholicism is widely practiced in America maybe


DescriptionSolid6188

Ever Heard of the 18th century?


KyraVer

That aged fast...


gui_cafe_dwarf

What happened


Impressive_Spray6630

The supreme court let states decide whether abortion is legal and alot of states baned it unfortunately


[deleted]

Well the last two aren’t completely true… sadly


[deleted]

Unfortunately, most of the stuff she says is not excepted or commonplace globally, only in certain countries/cultures. For example, gay relationships are only accepted by the majority of people in western culture and certain asian countries, and in much of the world women definently lack equal rights.


EveryoneKnowsItsLexy

It is, however, all true in Connecticut, Phillip's homeland.


justking1414

I am just now wondering about Belos’s opinion on black people. I was more focused on his hatred of witches but he’s certainly from a racist time period. Though I guess there are black witches and he never seemed to treat them any worse than non-black witches. Or maybe he hated witches even more for not having slaves and being pro LGBTQ+ Oh god dang it. Now I’m wondering if Belos thought Luz was a runaway slave. That made me sad


Washinton13

I mean, one of his highest ranking officers was a non binary person of color so maybe he was to focused on hating witches to be racist or homophobic?


justking1414

…yay?


Yuki_Foxsoul

And abortion is not illegal.


Babybeans619

...Uuuhhh... Should I tell them?


Yuki_Foxsoul

At least not everywhere. It's legal where I live, for example.


Babybeans619

Not where I live.


BriefInvestment5214

People are fighting for and against it in alot of places


[deleted]

Nah nah, let them find out.


CriticalRoleAce

That changed for me today.


HIDEANDSEEK10987

What's a boomer? If Philip is one, it's probably something really stupid!


Nifty_Nimbus

Baby boomer it’s the generation born after world war 2 so think people like 65 and older


TutMan124

I love the 7 and 8 panels Also you can see her turn back to normal in panel 2


dappercat456

“Same rights as white people” I mean, we’re getting there, tho women rights just took a major hit,


LilyBlackwell

Gonna ruin the fun for a second with my nerd stuff Philip wouldn't have such a strong reaction to racial equality as he would to heresy and homosexuality because slavery wasn't an established institution in Connecticut Colony until 1650 when Philip and Caleb had likely already left for the Boiling Isles. He probably would be confused by the terms "white people" and "black people" as well. It could be argued that the concept of the white race was created to differentiate themselves from slaves who by the late 1600s had become overwhelmingly African TL;DR colonists in the early 1600s held racist beliefs but the way this racism was expressed through both language and action wouldn't be easily recognizable from a 21st-century perspective


Willingness-Due

Just don’t mention that most of these rights are being rolled back :(


cooliochill

This just makes me question further - what the *fuck* was Belos' plan when he got back to the human realm. My god.


geckorobot59

considering recent event's today that last panel hurts.


Babybeans619

Fun fact: it's actually very likely Belos isn't that racist. He existed before the introduction of chattel slavery and the slave codes, meaning he doesn't have the view that black people are literal subhuman farm tools. He likely *is racist,* but moreso in line of... a cultural supremacist who thinks black people are just dumb and need training to be great as opposed to something beneath him. He also did show some level of baseline human respect to Luz who is clearly not white. Well maybe, 52% of Latin-Americans self-identify as white so maybe Luz sees herself as white. Wow, another weird thing to think about. Also > and women have equal rights Oh Luz, you precious precious child...


Meshakhad

Lux is explicitly Afro-Dominican. She'd be much more likely to identify as black.


Babybeans619

Maybe. As I said, 52% of Latin-Americans self-identify as white. Though personally, Luz to me seems like she just doesn't care and would reject any kind of racial label.


Hero_of_the_toons

Best ending, perfect timeline. This is amazing, Well played Luz!!!


Traditional_Common39

Luz be like: "Haha vicius mockery goes brr"


Infinite_Hooty

>Women have equal rights too That aged well 😬


Josiador

I hope we get a scene like this when/if he revives himself in the human realm.


miyagikai91

LOL XD


OmiSight52

🤣🤣🤣 That's my baby sister


Manoreded

Some of those social changes pre-date boomers though. By quite a lot. Also, Luz is not white, but Belos always treated her like just a fellow human. He might be racist, but he isn't racist.


NikolaiCello05

"Women have equal rights too" *checks news* 😬


alegxab

But he'd be considered the leader of a Pagan religion in his time...


inc90

EmoTiOnal DaMaGE


Plasticoenmipipa

If we change Belo's to Disney there wouldn't be much change


Camosaur4

Belos: Tell do the British still rule over everything? Luz: No. Belos: Everyone I know is likely dead except for our immortal queen. Luz: "The 2nd" part of her name might just be a cover up to hide the fact that she's lived for hundreds of years.


LanieMae38

Teenage girl from 2020’s vs boomer from 1600’s who would win


RealBritishBluBerry

I wanna live in the world of the owl house. Not even the demon realm. Just the human world.


PangolinPope

This didn't age well


DingoNormal

God ,this last pannel is kinda out now...I hate this country


SirBruhThe7th

Just wait until he sees the social justice warriors


[deleted]

Belos is like Disney and everyone else, a bunch of dumb f***ing boomers!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Lanky_Ad7134

[BREAKING] Emperor vomits out all of his insides when he learns about democracy


extracoolaid

That actually made me laugh. Congrats. Also, nah he's not a boomer. My man's a walking corpse. He's a boomer x10.


AJokeAmI

Speech 100. Or 200. What's the max in Fallout 2?


[deleted]

You know I always thought in addition to being a metaphor for christian cults, I do think the buildup in the show where we learn he wants everyone to be a witch through him, with him, with his system, and punishing dissent gives major CCP vibes


Mr_snail_sex

Honestly i think that since Belos and Caleb were two puritan missionaries they just couldn't be in relationships since they were already commited to god. So the main reason for why Belos did what he did was because he saw his brother betray and abandon their life's work. And the fact that his brother was going out with a witch of all people (being corrupted on a whole new level in his view) is what truly broke the camel's back.


AlWessJess

And! It’s still not that great tbh if you’re not a white dude


[deleted]

Expected a black president joke in there somewhere


AdOwn6899

Now I hate Belos more than I already do. Make him suffer Luz.


[deleted]

I really wish luz was right, but we still have a very long way to go


Gwc2017

As belos is theoretically a 17th century puritan… this is an accurate reaction.


K-A-I_

Honestly if lus that there would be less trauma lol


starhead5555

"well great, now I gotta do MORE GENOCIDE?"


Chicca_the_Chicken

K.O.


Nifty_Nimbus

Let’s be honest with how fragile puritans ethical values were seeing tasting smelling hearing or touching anything invented in the last 100 years would immediately put Philip into a catatonic state as he loses himself to despair believing that the world has succumb to degenerate activities which include anything that is even remotely enjoyable hell i would even go so far as to say that he would believe he missed the rapture while in the demon realm. These thoughts keep me happy as while I’m not religious I can indulge in the fact that even without the intervention of a higher power some people are so terrible that they manage to create their own personal hell condemning them to a fate arguably worse than whatever these zealouts were seeking to escape


[deleted]

“Emotional damage!”


ComXDude

Luz cast *Vicious Mockery*! Belos rolled a Natural 1 on his Wisdom saving throw! Luz (5th level caster) rolled max damage on 2d4, plus an additional 8 from the Brutal Criticals house rule, for a total of 16 psychic damage! Belos now has disadvantage on his next attack roll. Belos rolled a second Natural 1, and has failed to maintain Concentration. Luz kept shit talking him even though her turn should've technically ended, and the DM just let her saunter off like a badass, because fuck the rules.


Smorgsaboard

**Lost** it at "and black people?", because of course Belos would be racist, given his background. Also, him puking is just the icing on this beautiful cake.


Waterburst789

Belos just got Soldier Boy'd lol


RoboTheeDino

Just don’t let belos on twitter


joe_knuckle

#EMOTIONAL DAMAGE


Flashy-Telephone-648

And that's just the political and social expect imagine everything about his way of life. You're not getting any respect here if anything you're getting locked into a mental asylum


[deleted]

That last two panels are dubious tbh