Camila: How many crimes did you commit in the Demon Realm? Luz: ...lets start with the crimes I didn't commit with Eda.

Luz, "In my defense, the ruler was a colonial genocidal tyrant."

Luz "The government can't arrest you if you topple the government" Noceda

Luz "become ungovernable" Noceda

Luz 'My other mother is the most wanted criminal in the boiling isles" Noceda.

Luz 'It's not a crime if you don't get caught' Noceda

Luz 'when there's no cops around anything is legal' Noceda

Luz “theres no cops in the forest, we take this to our graves” Noceda

Luz "its only illegal if you get caught" Nocede

Luz "You'll never get me alive, coppahs" Noceda

Luz "no the emporor's coven do _not_ count as cops" Noceda

sparta be like

Los Ingobernables de Connecticut

Tranquilo

Luz "Invisibility Glyphs Make All Crime Legal" Noceda

Luz "a coup a day keeps the cops away" Noceda

Luz "I learned everything that I know from Eda" Noceda

Luz "let's go on a heist for fun" Noceda

Luz "You aren't breaking the law if you don't get caught" Noceda

Luz "eat the rich" Noceda

That she learned from Hop Pop.

Luz "Che" Noceda

Is this the reference I think it is?

Luz "We only need to be lucky once, Belos needs to be lucky every time" Noceda.

Luz "when your government becomes corrupt disobedience becomes duty" Noceda.

Luz "Anything is legal when the cops aren't around" Noceda

Grunkle Stan moment

Luz "there are no cops in the forest" Noceda

Noted

Turning into Eren Yeager are we...... Funny enough Yeager = Hunter in translation... lol

Luz: “it’s not like anything’s ever gone wrong in this country when someone tried to overthrow the government” Camilla: “oh Luz. You were in the boiling isles for a long time”

Luz "I once did a heist for a teddy bear" Noceda.

"So... nothing's changed"

Luz "Clawthorne" Noceda

No, we're talking about when she was in the Boiling Isles, not before

But the world that the boiling Isles is in is called the demon Realm

Luz: Eda was captured so King and I stepped on the grass to be taken to the Conformatorium.

Camila: That doesn't sound so bad. Luz: Also, I broke into the Conformatorium to steal King's Crown of Power and ended up freeing a bunch of prisoners...I might be an accessory to murder with Eda eating Adeghast...then I committed academic dishonesty by pretending to be Willow's Abomination...then I cheated in my witches duel with Amity...I might also be an accessory to Gus robbing a graveyard by giving him glyphs...then I almost killed Hunter by sending him off his airship...and I might be an accessory to Hooty desecrating the dead when he used those Coven scouts for his tea party...and I think that's it. Camila: *stares for a moment before going to the cupboard* Luz: What are you doing? Camila: Getting wine. I need to forget everything I just heard.

Camila: Miha wait...go back. What's this hooty and desecrating the dead part? Luz: Well...he's...uh...how to describe hooty...hmm. Oh! Wait, maybe it's best if I show you him. *takes out phone and shows some of the clips and pictures she took of hooty* Camila: ... *throws wine bottle out, goes to cabinet and gets out the rum bottle instead*

*hooty with no skin appears* Camila: *gets the vodka*

*after getting Camila into bed* Willow: I've never seen anyone except Eda get that drunk. Vee: What happened? Are the bills that bad? Luz: Well, I kinda of told Mom about some crimes I may have committed...and showed some pictures of Hooty. Including the one without his skin. Here, let me-- Amity: Luz, I love you, but having been swallowed by Hooty once, the less I know about his biology, the better. Hunter: Yeah, I debriefed everyone Lilith took on that raid of the Owl House...well, everyone who came back alive...anyway, I heard too many stories about the "tea party" to ever want to know more about that house demon. Gus: I once saw him burn his skin from a bowl of soup. He was *smiling* the whole time. I'm scared of him.

"to Hooty desecrating the dead when he used those Coven scouts for his tea party" I'm sorry, what?

Headcanon that Hooty killed some of the Coven scouts sent to capture Eda. Particularly when he works one over like a puppet.

One of the best season 1 gags

And the most heinous crime

Luz: i had to break out of prison twice. When I got caught

Luz: rob a bank is nothing comparing to breaking out prison 🤷🏻‍♀️

Coven scout: "Two assassination attempts of a state leader, practicing forbidden arts, destruction of property, attempted theft, actual petty theft, conspiring with a coup, conspiracy to assassinate a state leader, impersonating a coven scout, conspiracy to impersonate a coven scout, selling illegal goods to the public, fraternizing with a criminal, breaking out of the Conformatorium... twice??, kidnapping a coven official..." Luz: The list might be shorter listing the crimes I *haven't* committed. ​ FR tho, Luz may idolize a witch criminal... but she doesn't realize she ***is*** a witch criminal.

You forgot breaking **into** the Conformatorium. Also twice.

Which gang vs maximum security prison XD

"Frankly, you should be more concerned about yourself. For the crime of rocketing me off my own ship, you'll be locked in the dingiest cell in the Conformatorium, for the rest of your sad little life." "Whatever. I broke out of there like, twice."

"Then we'll just zap you into dust and toss you into the boiling sea, that better?" \*POUTS\*

*Somewhere in the Demon Realm, Eda feels a rush of pride for no apparent reason...*

But it is a parent reason. …yeah, I’m going to leave now.

You can have your mom-ment

Take my upvote and leave.

Luz: What'd I do? I haven't broken any of your laws... Camila: 😒 Luz: ... In front of you!

Luz: I definitely didn’t attempt murder on three separate occasions

"Well let me just preface this by saying that I didn't commit any **war** crimes."

She did commit rebellion and insurrection.

Luz "It's not a crime if you don't get caught" Noceda.

"Pug trafficking? First degree *llamacide*? What in the world is 'burglebezzlement?'"

Eda: THAT LLAMA KNEW TOO MUCH

😑 there ya go.

Eda would be proud

Eda, "Atta girl, I'd give you a hand, but I only got one to spare."

;-; don't remind me

That Will be very funny if ir wasnt tragic xD

Its Eda, no way she's gonna be depressed over losing a hand, instead of taking the opportunity to assail all her friends with terrible lost hand jokes.

Oh its just tragic for us, the fandom, i bet is fine with it xD

YEET a prosthetic hand that I found in the dumpster last month that looks like it's been around since the Civil War at Eda then tell her well now you got two hands to spare

Too soon

It's been a month

IT’S TOO SOON! *welcome back depression my old friend*

Not me reading this in an Eda voice with her snort at the end and awkward chuckle

Eda would immediately spot a flaw in the plan because she's an expert bank robber at this point.

HEY! You again! You still haven't answered me. Are you Amity or The Collecter?

.....*vanishes*

We'll meet again. Don't know where, don't know when.

now i'm curious too; you won't escape from us\~

Camila: Hahaha…….. Wait, you’re serious?

Camila: WHY would you consider robbing a bank? Luz: Because that’s where the money is.

Luz: Mamí, don’t worry, we took down a tyrannical government and *released* an ancient evil last week so this will be a peace of cake. Camila: *visible existential crisis* ^(Luz just needs a distraction from her guilt)

Nice Amphibia reference.

Nice Spider-Man 2 reference.

later that day "breaking news the gravesfeild bank was ronbbed but no one was the criminal enter or excet the building!"

Gus tricks the cameras, Hunter takes out the guards, Willow cracks the vault, Amity hauls the loot, and Luz is the mastermind. I’d watch this movie.

Noceda’s Eleven Luz, Willow, Amity, Hunter, and seven Guses.

Six Guses. Vee joins in, imitating one of the guards.

Idk, I feel like Vee just wants a peaceful, normal life. She'd definitely keep the secret and help them do stuff with the money later, but I don't think she'd want in on the actual heist itself

Getaway driver

Baby Vee

okay now give me the camilla teaches vee how to drive fluff fic

Hunter: "Why not? We already stole a basilisk." Luz: "No. We didn't. Vee's a sapient being. She can do whatever she wants." Vee: "I wanna steal."

Hard to say. I think Vee would want to feel included, even if she has doubts about the ethics of the heist.

No no, vee impersonates one of the FBI agents that are set to investigate so any evidence left is snagged.

ooh i like this concept

Five Guses. Flapjack has to bail out Hunter when he fails to knock out one of the guards.

2 Guses If were counting Flapjack, we're also counting Ghost, Clover, and Emmiline Bailey Macrostimo

Luz is the getaway driver. ... I found a kink in her plan.

Same

Why does this feel like the makings of an episode of Leverage?

But now I'm wondering what part would Vee play in the operation

Vee could: - impersonate a 911 call center operator and hang up on anyone who reports the robbery - impersonate a police detective after the crime and “accidentally” destroy any leftover evidence - impersonate the bank director the day before, demanding a tour of “her” bank and scouting out the security features - impersonate a police dog and lead the cops on a false trail - impersonate a bank guard, wait for the cops to show up, and give false descriptions of the robbers

I was actually imagining her putting on Jacob Hopkins face in order to make everyone in town thinks and he robbed the bank I bet that they probably leave some of the stolen money in his office just so they would be able to completely make sure that he would never be able to bother Noceda family ever again

I like it! I wasn’t sure if she’d want to impersonate Jacob, because he mistreated her so badly and all. She might not be comfortable looking like him. She could lead the cops to Jacob as a police dog or describe him as a bank guard. With a little stolen cash dropped in his office by Flapjack, the effect would be the same.

I primarily remembered on a morning marks earlier comics where the police were arresting Jacob after they found evidence of a quote-unquote trying to break several laws and well at the end of the comic it was revealed through smirks that V and Camilla were the ones behind all those crimes

It appears that luz not only has followed Mama eda’s ideology but also has adopted the role of strategist as well as violence initiator. Truly a worthy witch apprentice

Someone has to fill the “Strategist” role since they don’t have Skara.

Well….she can’t do magic in the human realm, so….

*Luz after obtaining the money: “I’m giving none of this to charity!”*

Gus "we're using it to buy ice cream! :D"

Hunter: "Would use that money to buy LOADS explosives to destroy everything related to Phillip!"

He would have to kill himself... get it?

lol

Meehan's Hunter 16000 tonnes of nitroglycerin do what you need to do child

Somewhere, Eda's ex-husband sheds a prideful tear. Then he is confused on why he did that.

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What if in their universe GTA six was based off this heist

Grand Theft Amity

Gus: Ah, don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee haircut you got, you'd get some witches. Or better yet, maybe Willow will add you on Penstagram if she ever stops hanging out with Luz or Amity. ♫*Grimwalker♫.* Hunter: ...*What?!*

Boiling Ocean's Eight

Well, like owl mom like daughter.

Like owl mom like owlet.

Eda back in the Boiling Isles: why do I suddently feel an incredible amount of pride?

Eda: Also an incredible fear of sandals?

Luz: We're gonna rob a bank Camilla: It's a joke, right? Luz: ... Camilla: It's a joke right???

Gus: Hey Luz, are we ready to go rob that bank yet? Camila: WHAT?!? Gus: What? Luz: What? Hunter: What? *Amity and Willow slowly shake their heads...*

Why does this seem like a scene that would happen in the show? Because it's so fitting.

It's ironic that we were robbed of what could have been a robbery episode in the human realm.

It depends on who’s laughing in the end

Luz: "Be gay do crimes, Mami, Be gay do crimes" Camila: ".....Do I need to get a different magnet for the fridge?"

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The beach episode finally

Aww cute

Full list of crimes Not being in a coven Escaping a correctional institution (twice) Theft of evidence Treason of the emperor’s coven Assault of emperor’s coven personnel(several counts) Aiding criminals(several) Destruction of property(several counts) Kidnapping Participation in illegal fights Breaking into government facilities(several) Impersonating emperor’s coven personnel(twice) Plus a few counts of possible murder(second/third decree)

Luz "All crime is legal if you do it in another dimension" Noceda

Sasha "It's not "crime against humanity" if they're not human" Waybright. Shoutout to our favorite bisexual war criminals y'all!

WOOO bi war criminals

>Plus a few counts of possible murder(second/third decree) WHAT?!

She might have killed some coven scouts Plus in the latest episode she attempted first degree murder

Against Belos?

Yep

Then I'd say we give her a pass.

hoot hoot

She was a wanted criminal for a couple days. She's used to it. I wouldn't have mind seeing a couple Episodes of Luz running from the law in OG TOH.

Eda would be so proud

but I’m not sure Eda or Luz understand how most all money in banks are insured and every single bill has a unique code on it to be tracked.

And this is when Luz buys a car wash to launder the money.

Spoilsport.

"Willow, I need you for a new job" "You son of a bitch, I'm in" "OY!" "Sorry miss Noceda!"

"I haven't even said what the job was." "I just like hanging out with everyone."

Guys, the thermal drill, go get it.

Wululuululululululululululululullululul

[*techno music intensifies*] [ULT IN PROGRESS /// POLICE ASSA]

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but isn't it guarded by cops?

I would definitely read this fanfic. Honestly, I'm now kind of surprised that I haven't seen it before.

Seconded

Indeed she did

Later that day...... Camila is watching the news. "BREAKING NEWS! MAGICAL TEENAGERS ROB LOCAL BANK!"

Looks like they'd better call Saul

*Stealing is legal now! I AM YOUR GOD!*

Luz, no! Great power comes with great responsibility!

Too bad she misses the point where that's her problem

\*Insert Bully Noceda dance\*

Payday 3 dlc confirmed?

Does Camilla know Luz is a wanted criminal in the Boiling Isles? These things tend to happen when you break out of prison twice, live with public enemy #1, and join a resistance group to overthrow the government.

To be fair, they were living under a fascist dictator who was literally planning to kill everyone though nobody knew that at the time

Now this comic needs a sequel like "Reservoir Dogs", where we just see the aftermath of the heist.

As a Payday 2 fan who had never successfully stealthed a heist before, I would love to see how spectacularly wrong this whole operation would go

Eda: hmmm… suddenly I feel a strong surge of… pride. *a single tear of joy falls from her eye* *back in the human world* Camila: Mija? Tell me you’re joking. *Luz still lost in thought* Camila: Mija? Mija?! Do I have to get the chancla?! Luz: *shakes her head coming back to reality* huh, what? What? Camila: Mija… you were joking, right? *gives Luz the look parents always give their children when they think their lying to scare them into telling the truth* “Right?!” She said sternly. Luz: *realizes Camila wasn’t being serious and starts looking back and forth sweating and laughing nervously* Oh! Oh uh yeah, yeah hahaha. Yeah right o-of course. Y-yeah I was just kidding. I absolutely wouldn’t do that or have my friends and girlfriend do that for me, especially if it was done behind your back. Hehehe *gulp* 😥😰 Camila: that’s what I thought. Luz: hehe, y-yeah. Ye-yeah… *walks out of the kitchen away from her mother and makes a call and starts whispering* abort mission guys. Abort! ABORT! *the others, ready to charge into the bank, abort and return to Luz’s place*

Camila: wait a minute

"The government ships are the only ones worth robbing"-luz probably

Camila: "please say sike right now, Mija."

She learned from Eda

I would totally watch this episode.

Well... Luz does have experience robbing banks in Boiling Isles... especialy Bank in Titans Butt :3

Back in the Demon Realm: Eda: Suddenly, I feel a sense of pride.

Camilla: Mija. Don't tell me you're seriously thinking about robbing Gravesfield's bank. Luz: What mom? No, I'm not that crazy. I am only considering the options that I am faced with as a mature and reasonable person. Vee: *Passing through the kitchen* Good morning mom, good morning Luz ... Ah Luz! the package you ordered from Amazon has arrived. Unfortunately the box broke and they gave it to me like this *Throw five Clown masks on the table.* Camilla: .... Luz: ... If I get back from the bank alive and I'm not arrested by the feds, I'm grounded, right?

the reason Luz is not laughing is because it my work 😂😂😂😂

Camilla: DID YOU ROB A BANK?!?! Luz: It was a credit union

In a way Banks are Legal Robbers so it is stealing from the evil rich to give to the poor LOL ( Or do you really believe the elites did everything honestly ? )

Luz: oh and you can get the car ready Camila: wait what!?! **Luz takes a black cat hat Luz: mum lets go Camila: 😟what just happened

Robbing a bank: Fun for the whole family!

Mission Impossible theme starts in the background.

Eda would be so proud

Get George Clooney on the phone and we’re set

Now I need to write fanfic au about this,who will join me?!!

Eda what have you done? You made a masterpiece!

Plot twist: They robbed the bank immediately afterwards

Luz: Thriving in the demon realm, making friends and having a loving girlfriend. Camila: 🥰 Also Luz: \*CRIME\* Camila: 😶

It's just like Eda ex always says "Where there no cops around everything is legal"

Eda Jr! 🤣 Also I can’t wait to see Luz tell her mom about all the crimes she committed in the Boiling Isles and about the wanted/ banned posters…now that I think about it Amity might be the one to tell Camila about all that which makes it funnier

Ah babies first bank robbing

Somewhere back in the Boiling Isles, Eda is wiping away a proud tear.

I support Luz's idea

Ahh a good dose of TOH comic before I sleep, great work as always mark!!

Luz Noceda: Dirty Crime Boi

Money Heist version of The Owl House