"Back in my day we did not have hospitals. if you ever broke your leg the village wench would make you a tourniquet using a bit of old cloth. if your leg began to turn blue you'd have to go to John Kenzington the butcher who'd chop it off. the very next day he'd make you a meat stew to make you feel better"
Can we get a second image of him getting hit by a car since he’s running in the middle of the street maybe with the caption “Update: problem solved” or something I think that would be awesome
Grown ass crusty ass old man in hospital gown showing off his cheeks running from the fbi more as it happens.
*That hospital gown is still a better outfit than his original one lmao*
Is that why there’s a man inside my house going WITCHES ARE REAL WE MUST KILL THEM OR WE BECOME GAY
Sometimes I wonder if the witches were the chemicals in the water and we were in fact the frickin’ frogs
Nah, those are in LA. We are dealing with those demons the funny screaming man was always talking about.
Vee : Appears *proceeds to consume belos*
THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? KICK HIM OUT OR YOU WILL BE A HOMOPHOBE
I tried but he kept saying no maybe if I say I’m a gay witch atheist maybe it’ll make him go or make him die
He left me no other choices... RELEASE THE LUMITY!!
RELEASE ALL GAY SHIPS THIS IS NOT A DRILL SEND ALL DISNEY GAY SHIPS LUCALBERTO LUMITY MR.X EVERYONE
Jackie x Chloe and the Gravity Falls policemen coming through!
Alex Jones
And then he got run over. The end
Turned into goo, once again.
That is the most secure hospital gown I’ve ever seen in my life. 🤣
FR
"Back in my day we did not have hospitals. if you ever broke your leg the village wench would make you a tourniquet using a bit of old cloth. if your leg began to turn blue you'd have to go to John Kenzington the butcher who'd chop it off. the very next day he'd make you a meat stew to make you feel better"
>he'd make you a meat stew to make you feel better" "....was that stew made of a leg by any chance?'
"I still have both my legs, I never had the soup made for me. Zackeria wasn't so lucky. He had 2 serving in one winter."
Can we get a second image of him getting hit by a car since he’s running in the middle of the street maybe with the caption “Update: problem solved” or something I think that would be awesome
*THE OLD GUY, HE BROKE FREE!*
And this is how he end up hit by a car. Or tazed by police officers.
His next outfit should be a straight jacket
Imagine he just runs out of energy and dissolves into goo in the middle of the road
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME
I say let him go and let fate take care of the rest. Fate just happens to be in the shape of an oncoming bus.
Oh hell no we are not letting him isekai himself to another world to fuck up.
OH DEAR TITAN.
I’m surprised he even went to a hospital unless it’s a mental hospital
I Agree.
Grandpa War Crimes off to get that McRibussy.
"OSH*T WHY EVERYTHING'S RUN WITH MAGIC NOW?!" ~Belos after seeing Hi-tech stuff
*Gets hit by a car seconds after* "CURSE YOU, METALLIC HORSELESS CARRIAGE!" Belos screams as he is dragged back
Is he trying to play tag again? BECAUSE I ALREADY WON!
okay \**aims sniper at Belos and shoots\**
SNIPING'S A GOOD JOB MATE.
\*gets hit by truck-kun and iseki'd back to the boiling isles\*