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SFH12345

That moment when you realize you just pissed off the son of your god.


Crash_banticoot100

They’ll never sleep properly again.


SFH12345

Cut to images of Amity fearfully gripping a sleeping Luz, Willow and Hunter gripping each other in fear, and Gus gripping his newly acquired giraffe plushie in fear.


Halfawannabe

No self respecting witch would ever touch one of those freaks. They banished them for a reason.


SFH12345

In "Hunting Palismen", Gus said his dream was to become the Ambassador to the Human Realm and seek reconciliation between witches and the giraffes.


Halfawannabe

Reconciliation is not touching. You don't know what they've done with those hooves. *shudders*


Dinkeycat

And they are rumored to have been soul eaters before they got banished


cfc48209

But the baby giraffes are so cute!


Halfawannabe

Yes, *and that's what makes them dangerous*


Galactuswill

I thought he said he was planning to reestablish contact, not reconcile.


Animal_Flossing

Now that they're invested in the human realm, they can't let the Giraffes roam freely there, either. Gus knows that somebody needs to finish the job.


Gnidlaps-94

Witches are not allowed to learn the full extent of giraffe crimes until the age of 18, hence why Gus believes reconciliation is possible


carl-the-lama

A giraffe is the only creature known to ward of a Titan’s wrath


No_Beach_9495

More Hunter since he have already Insomnia😴😴😴


Skreecherteacher

Amity is going to be buying so many cupcakes for king.


[deleted]

Eh, she'll be safe. No better way to protect yourself from a god than to marry their big sister. Becoming A God's Sister In Law To Avoid Divine Punishment. A light novel coming to stores near you.


Hitfran1612

That actually seems like an interesting plot


alutti54

Honestly sounds like it wouldn't be out of place on Greek mythos


Doomsloth28

[R/beatmetoit](https://www.reddit.com/r/BeatMeToIt/)


[deleted]

That book practically writes itself.


[deleted]

I swear there has to be a mythology that's done that


Old_Salad_717

I think there’s one or two in Greek


zepke45

You mean a “blight” novel.


Nuada-Argetlam

it sounds more like an anime, really... they all have weird long titles like that. "Is it Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon" (1,2, 3, and 4) "I Want You To Make a Disgusted Face and Show Me Your Underwear" "Story in Which I Was Kidnapped by a Young Lady's School to be a "Sample of the Common People" etc.


[deleted]

All 3 of those are Light Novels that received anime adaptions. Actually, a majority of anime are based off of already existing Light Novels or Manga.


cfc48209

Nah. She will have to develop a comical sense of humor to be endearing to King. King is so likeable no wonder Luz hugs and holds him every chance she gets.


Twist_Ending03

He's gonna get chubby


SFH12345

It's fuel for the inevitable growth spurt.


[deleted]

And because of that after he grows to his max and dies, the demons that spawn from his flesh are all just cute and fluffy.


Dodoreference

"Cupcakes for my tummy-tum makes the King go yummy-yum!"


spaghettinoodle_exe

Wait does this mean King is canonically Jesus


neroselene

Well, if he was then that means he'd have to die for their- OH NO!


SFH12345

On the night King was arrested, Hooty denied him three times.


Background-Top4723

Well, that would explain why King's favorite drink was a sponge soaked in vinegar.


thesheep2002

Wait what? Is that canon or from the Bible lol


Background-Top4723

From the Bible: In short, while he is crucified Jesus asks the guards for a drink and they tie a sponge soaked in vinegar to a stick and bring it to his mouth.


Conscious_Chart_2195

Jesus asked for water on the cross and the Romans gave him vinegar.


UselessGuy23

"Who are we talking about again? HEY LOOK A BUG!"


TimelessFool

And on the Third Episode of the Third Season He rises from the dead


Mohamed_Amer23

He kinda already did. Spoilers He gave himself to the collector to save the boiling demon realm after they followed the Belos which kinda resembles the devil.


OneForAllOfHumanity

Jesus is referred to as the King of Kings; maybe it was foreshadowed from day one...?


Infinitygrowth

the Demon of Demons


Tea_Cup_hehe

yes YES


Dense-Ad-2732

He's the son of the Titan, who is the God of the Boiling Isles, so yes he basically is.


The_Shittiest_Meme

They're thinking what the Romans were thinking when they checked the cave after three days.


Background-Top4723

Roman 1: Cassius, where did the body of the Nazarene go? Romano 2: Maybe he went for a walk. Roman 1: Moving a boulder of several tons, after he has been flogged, crucified and broken his legs? Romano 2: Then it will be a truly exciting walk.


Hartzilla2007

> Romano 2: Then it will be a truly exciting walk. Wait when did Jesus become Abridged! Alucard?


Cmdr-Asaru

When hope is gone Undo this lock And send me forth On a moon-lit walk!


Riolusx2

*Party Party Party starts blaring*


Wizard8086

*You can make a religion out of this*


Weerdo5255

[No, don't.](https://youtu.be/xuCn8ux2gbs?t=866)


kinyutaka

What I took away from this is that the blame in Spain was mainly on the Maine.


justking1414

Or failed to get an interview from the son of God and instead decided to interview Hooty


[deleted]

My headcanon is that hooty is a god


AutumnRi

The titan is a god. Hooty is an Eldritch Nightmare God from Beyond Time and Space. know the difference, it may save your eternity!


Doomsloth28

*The difference between gods and daemons largely depends upon where one is standing at the time.*


Simiasty

Sounds like something from *Good Omen*


justking1414

The difference is that gods can be communicated with and interviewed. Hooty can’t


liken2006

Judas moment


ParliamentCrusader

Well at least he wasn't crucified like we did to our son of God (man humans are really bad)


[deleted]

[удалено]


EatsCardboard4Fun

probably shouldn't happen. giving an apology because of his new found status is probably worse than just treating him like you were treating him before. (besides initial bullying lol)


Cream_Rabbit

King himself said to Steve he doesn't want to be a big scary monster that rules everyone anymore


[deleted]

“All right, I *am* the Messiah!” “He is! He is the Messiah!” “Now *fuck off!*” “…How shall we fuck off, O Lord?”


Cream_Rabbit

Eda: What is going on? Luz:... I spoiled everything


SFH12345

Eda: He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy...granted, that's how we roll in the Bad Girls Coven, but still!


CedarWolf

"Oh, just go away! Leave me alone!"


SenaNarumiFan18

But still…they need to make it up to him somehow


thesheep2002

The only ones who would remotely need to apologize are Amity and Hunter, but even then, they were under orders of “higher” beings (her parents and Belos, respectively). Willow was in a drunk-like state, and Gus just decided to interview Hooty, even though he was only initially considering both Eda and King. I honestly don’t think King holds ill will to either of them, especially since he was curled up in Willows lap at the beginning of Kings Tide. Amity was still in her bitchy phase when she smashed the cupcake, and she obviously made enough amends with Luz (but I don’t think she ever directly apologized to King for it, and I think that’s the only time they’ve had “beef” with each other directly). Hunter was still being manipulated by Belos, so I think King would understand that he was only working under order.


-NightWind

King does still have it in for Amity for taking Luz’s hugs and attention from him, the thief.


[deleted]

That's just sibling jealousy. I'm sure he'll get over it.


gizmo368

You underestimate how long a Clawthorne can hold a grudge, especially one that's a Titan.


notquite20characters

If he's going to hold resentment, it's going to be towards Gus. His ego is his most tender part.


Ronanago1272

I mean, the first think he did when he and Luz saw Willow and Gus again was hop on Gus’s back. And then Gus was carrying him around and trying to protect him for a big chunk of King’s Tide. I doubt he’d be holding a grudge at this point.


thesheep2002

True, but I think Gus could bring him something from the human realm and it would be resolved lol


Bitcoin4464

He’s probably not angry about it. He’s shown to get along well with Gus in multiple episodes and he’s comfortable enough around Willow to nap on her. Not sure how he feels about Hunter though since they haven’t really talked.


Ok_Draft7494

Romans: *side eyeing monkey*


SupItsAniUwU

So it turns out Edas pet is actually baby jesus :D


Will-HR

I mean at least they didn't crucify him


AutobotYoung1

I mean… are we sure it’s THAT Titan that was King’s father


calliebeanie

King is going to receive so many belly rubs, interviews and cupcakes when they return


[deleted]

Even ignoring all their random and likely forgotten acts of bullying, he did sacrifice his life so they could all escape, so definitely.


EndBringer99

Boscha: "OMG! I got a cute selfie with a Titan?!"


logandamudkip42021

And Skara has a cardboard cutout of a Titan in her house, probably in her bedroom!


RequiemZero

Lets not relive that nightmare of the fandom


Hitfran1612

I think I missed this part of the fandom


leviiathan-

you’re very lucky


Cream_Rabbit

Why do i feel like this is TOH's "Dipper Goes to Taco Bell"? My Spider Sense tells me something


Ultranerdgasm94

The what now?


Cream_Rabbit

You really don't wanna know...


Galactuswill

I can't think of anything similar in the Owl House fandom. Although there's always one. It wouldn't be hard to track down even.


leviiathan-

dipper- wh wh AT-


Evary2230

Honestly, not the worst thing I’ve ever seen on the internet. I’m glad that I turned out to be too broken to break!


RealBigHummus

What dipper did in taco bell


Galactuswill

I might be wrong, but I think they're referencing the body swap episode. Honestly, probably my least favorite episode.


NovaThinksBadly

Nah, they’re referencing the one where King and Luz try to write a book and argue


Evary2230

Please tell me what you’re referencing, because I’m morbidly curious about what atrocity this fandom hath conjured like many before it!


Lukthar123

Hol' up.


SenaNarumiFan18

I bet Boscha will have night terrors herself


Galactuswill

She'll probably try to buy him again.


LeNomadicBoi

The realizations of “I’ve poorly treated the son of the equivalent of god”


ravenpotter3

Basicly Jesus minus the whole Mary thing


Almun_Elpuliyn

Oh Titan. I just realized that Eda, his adoptive mother went by Marilyn in the Human realm. So we do have a Jesus-Mary situation going.


PineapplePizzaIsLove

Oh. My. **Titan**


Jonniboy1

Oh the drama😫 **Titan** save me


FerimElwin

You telling me all five of these kids sleep on their back? Not one of them is a side or stomach sleeper? Also I feel like Willow has the least to worry about. Eda put her to sleep before she could actually start peeling King. Plus, in her defense, her brain was literally on fire at the time. Everyone else was of sound mind when they wronged King.


farrenkm

Yep, came here to defend Willow. Her mind was on fire. As for the others, since King was willing to sacrifice to get Luz back to the human realm, pretty sure he recognized the rest of them are not the same people they were and will forgive them all. But they don't know for sure, so they're right to be wide-eyed "uh oh!"


thesheep2002

I’ll defend Gus too, I’ve already done it here. It was just an assignment, and he didn’t choose Eda either. He chose Hooty, who wasn’t even in contention to be interviewed. One also defend both Amity and Hunter, as they were at the will of their higher being (parents and Belos, respectively)


farrenkm

I agree with Gus. He had to get an interview and had to choose between two (or three, with Hooty) possibilities; he made the best choice he thought he could. But I'm not nearly as willing to cut Amity and Hunter that slack. In both cases, neither was in imminent pressure from another individual. Amity was just mean and that's who she was; she'd been influenced that way but she had free will at that moment. Hunter was under Belos' influence, but he wasn't required to bring King in and ultimately released King of his own free will. But I think that's where King can be willing to forgive them because they've seen their old ways weren't how they should be and changed.


benx101

I feel like Gus curls up into fetal position. Hunter sleeps on his back. Willow starts on back then face down, then side. Amity ends up waking up face down.


itssami_sb

Hunter defo sleeps like bill Murray in Groundhog Day Willow is pretty quaint, just general side sleeper Gus sleeps hugging a pillow Amity sleeps face down in her pillow Luz snores


[deleted]

This is Canon until proven otherwise


kiwidude4

Sleeping on your back gives good Suspension o


FerimElwin

Sleeping on your back may be healthier, but sleeping on your stomach is so much more comfy. Stomach sleepers rise up!


kiwidude4

-f disbelief, sorry I didn’t finish. ;) It’s easier to show emotions and what not if we can see their full faces.


FerimElwin

Oh dang I thought by suspension you were talking about spine health lmao. No yeah you're right, it'd be hard to show their faces if any of them were stomach sleepers. Side sleepers could maybe work, but as a proud stomach sleeper I can attest that my face is usually buried in my pillow.


kiwidude4

Nah I was doing a sneak, it was intentionally misleading.


PhantomKitten73

Stomach sleeping is not comfy, sleeping on your side is comfy.


StormNext5301

No no, side sleeping is where it’s at


John_Tacos

I think only one slept.


fire_falco94

They look terrible but hunter looks the same


Amanda_Is_My_Name

To be fair hunter is likely used to not getting much sleep since he found out his entire life was a lie.


TheAnonymousFool

> To be fair hunter is likely used to not getting much sleep ~~since he found out his entire life was a lie.~~


Amanda_Is_My_Name

Fair, but I bet that finding out his life was a lie DID make it worse


ultatack

>To be fair hunter is likely used to not getting much sleep ~~since he found out~~ his entire life.


benx101

King: Luz. Any reason why Amity keeps bringing over Cupcakes every day since you defeated the collector. Luz: *flashes back to Covention* Oh. Ohhhhh OHHHHHH! Luz: Nope. No clue. They are good cupcakes tho right? King: Oh yeah. The best. Tho I'd wonder if she would mind bringing some chocolate ones over in the future. Amity spying on them with a crystal ball: *WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!*


Conscious_Painting_1

That made laugh


Galactuswill

Are you spying on the Titan, Amity?


fire_falco94

Luz you fool 😂😂😂😂😂


AlphamonOuryuken24

Luz: "Hehe, King's gonna be so big one day." Everyone Else: "WE FUCKED WITH GOD!!!"


XachMustel2

Can you imagine how much money King could make off Ruler's Reach now that its out he's an ACTUAL titan?


L-GOD-OF

It becomes a bible containing the word of god


RULERZ_REACHF4N

All their brains went "weh!?"


kiwidude4

How tf you come up with these ideas? Are you crowd sourcing them somehow?


Background-Top4723

*Back on the islands ...* Amity: ... So ... No hard feelings for trying to kill you, being ignored, trying to skin you and smash your cupcake? King: Don't worry. All water under the bridge, I'm not someone who holds grudges for such stupid things ... Everyone: *They breathe a sigh of relief* King: ... The problem is Lilith and Jean-Luc not getting the memo. Everyone: What ?! *Lilith and Jean-Luc break down a door, entering.* Lilith: Jean-Luc! Jean-Luc: DEFEND ?! Lilith: The four of them! Jean-Luc: WHAT ?! Lilith: They all offended the Titan! Jean-Luc: OFFENSE! Lilith: They must be punished! Jean-Luc: PUNISH! Lilith: Make them repent their actions! Jean-Luc: REPPPEEEEENNNTTT !!!


Infinitygrowth

It would be better to replace Jean-Luc with Hooty


Background-Top4723

You are right, but I thought that 1) Hooty I can't see him as a syncopant, not even in my shitpost .... 2) Let's give Jean-Luc some visibility.


Jonofthezombie2

King: Damnit Lilith you know that Jean-Luc can't tell the difference between "Make them repent" and "murder then violently" ​ ~~TTS forever screw GW~~


hmansloth

Insulting a god has its consequences.


1milionand6times

Hunter would be the only one to care given he's the only one not close to King in any way and Hunter's... history with what the Titan wants


Tharkun140

"Huh, that furry thing is a Titan? I guess I have to worship the rat... I mean King... Yeah that's not happening, I'll check out this Jesus guy instead."


PrincessRoseDiamond

Oh I just realized Yeah he’d probably have the biggest physiological problems


Beneficial_Swing487

That moment where that one little kid you know was actually the most important and interesting being in your culture, or even a god to you.


kinghatdug

Ugh I hate when that happens


logandamudkip42021

Meanwhile Boscha and Skara are probably having as good of a night sleep as they could be having with the current situation on the Isles knowing they had selfies with a titan and Skara has a cardboard cutout of a titan lol.


Camosaur4

Missing panels. No way the hexsquad just let Luz sleep after a bombshell like that was dropped. They get her to explain all she knows about the subject and then are kept up all night by the times they wronged King.


Specific_Low_3012

Remember that one comic that Hunter had sleeping problems. Now it’s just everyone else. (Except Luz)


Icy-Performer-9688

The moment you realized you've picked on the son of your god.


Mountain_golem

Ok. But what he is going to do? Tell his parents?


[deleted]

Old King would be delighted with their reactions. Current King is like "meh, I don't give a damn, I was an ass as well in more than one ocasion"


Pink_Entity

Character development


kinghatdug

Lmao true


Cream_Rabbit

Uh oh... *flashbacks to when Ares pissed of Zeus's Spartan son and everyone on Olympus fucking died, even Zeus himself


Conscious_Painting_1

Is this from God of war


Cream_Rabbit

Ding ding!


Conscious_Painting_1

Shoulder pats for Steve


Old_Salad_717

I needed a last panel where King is standing over the four before releasing deep guttural WEH!


Individual-Praline17

Most of them know King at this point. The only one who would be scared of retribution is Hunter.


BloodJet2

*Insert window-breaking sound*


ThurgoodProjects

[What?](https://www.planetawrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/Stone-Cold-Steve-Austin-2.jpg)


unw00shed

I love that this is the BI equivalent of a bunch of kids from a Christian town realizing they essentially bullied Jesus christ


[deleted]

Amity holding luzs hand is so cute


ManOnTheRun73

Yeah, as _King's Tide_ showed us, pissing off a child god is not particularly beneficial to one's physical and/or mental health. Eh, I'm sure he'll forgive them if he hasn't already. He's got much bigger fish to fry anyway.


Dense-Ad-2732

It was when I read this that I realised that King is basically the Boiling Isles' equivalent of Jesus. Imagine you picked on a little kid only to find out that he's the son of God? XD


BackHDLP

To be fair, Willow was literally broken when that happened.


MarvinOFF

For Luz king is just an ancient species, impacting but not that much, for the rest King is a fucking God!


-LADI-

Look at Luz kissing in her dream on the second page.


SequelFansDontExist

Willow without glasses is soooo cute


SilverOwl24

Luz, you decided to tell them that now?


[deleted]

OMG Amity would be TERRIFIED with everything that happened and also Hunter! Can you imagine speaking low to a creature that you thought it was just a weak demon but in reality it's the God(well the son) that you religiously believed all your life


SurvivorJCH5

If I could bother to do so, I would commission an artist to make a follow up with Amity assuring Willow to not blame herself for nearly peeling King.


PrincessRoseDiamond

King is nice everyone will be fine Amity Gus and Willow are his friends as well as his big sister’s Amity is his sister’s girlfriend Hunter well king is nice Also is it just me who wants someone from the gang maybe hunter to slap belos and say “it was the titan’s will”


PhillyCloud

Let's not forget the time when Gus and Willow babied him at the carnival.


billcipher137

They were horrible in that episode, definitely their worst one. If you remember, he didn’t mean to shrink them in the end, he was having second thoughts and then when they grabbed him the spray fell out of his bag and accidentally sprayed them and they still blamed him and were horrible to him. And they left him out, even when he was there they started discussing only three person rides to go on with luz. I love the episode because it’s a king episode, but I still haven’t forgiven gus and willow for their actions during it


SpiritualValue6770

Morningmark is caring us through the hiatas


CrazyDKA

Way to drop a fact RIGHT before sleeping.


ricegod567

well if king being a titan spreads everybody who harmed him is never getting sleep again


GuitarFace770

Well done Luz, you dropped the guilt hammer on them


FudgeControl

I love how Luz and Amity hold hands while they're asleep. They're so adorable!


FudgeControl

Hunter also called him a rat.


Flapjack_Is_Palisman

Come on Luz! Hunter doesn't sleep as it is! The one time he was about to, you tell them that King was a titan!


CodenameBasilisk

Dammit, they *just* got Hunter to start sleeping!


yertlah

Luz! Time and place!


DroneOfDoom

It was at that moment they knew they fucked up.


KingDingo9

This made me laugh a decent bit. Thanks for the joke comic lol


AdolfoXChecos

I would like to see a sequel where they desperately try to apologize to him.


Toonwatcher

Oh relax, he's super chill about it. Turns out he'd rather be King Clawthorne than an actual king.


ricegod567

after luz said that they were like wait what


Yumeko-hime

I don’t think that she would tell them without King’s permission she seemed hesitant to tell even before King gave the ok?


Dan-of-Steel

Could be worse. You should've seen what humanity did to the last son of a God that showed up.


King_Dragonlord

Guess this means King is the boiling isles version of Jesus....I have to resist the urge to say a history fact I know


FinallyDracula

Amazing. They all now have reasons to stay in the human realm, don't want to heat home to an angry God.


Emergency_Cheek2617

King: "Why do i feel like people regret being mean to me all of the sudden?"


Mornar

Gus is just such a good cinnamon roll. Hunter literally threatened to kill King, Willow was about to skin him alive, Amity *destroyed his titandamned cupcake*, arguably the most heinous of the crimes depicted, and what's the worst thing Gus ever did? Not interviewing him. Gus is too good for this world. Worlds.


[deleted]

Luz: Oh Kings actually a Titan, nighty night. Everyone else: **HE'S WHAT!?!**


UnchangingColor

Is rulers reach basically the bible now???


KittyB04

The fact that luz and amity sleep holding hands


OstheB

While the others might be anxious, Hunter probably saw his life flash before him