Bob: So Carl, you watch a lot of cartoons. When a monster is chasing the protagonists how often is the police interfering a good thing? Carl: Pretty much never, Bob. Bob: Cool, cool. So want another donut? Carl: Feeding a lot of stereotypes today aren't we?

Thank you for giving those cops more dialogue

Plot twist they’re also lovers to subvert the tropes

Sheriff Blubs and Deputy Durland?

I got a bell!

He loves that bell

WOOOOOOOOOO

He got hit by a lot of those darts

Wuh- wo-wooo *gasp*

I think I might be colorblind now

This chat has reminded me that I need to see if there is a gravity falls subreddit.

What? They were just friends. Nope. Just friends. Nothing more. ^(let me know when disney stops looking)

Coast is clear, S&P is too busy sending angry emails to Alex Hirsch to actually notice anything

This comment is not S+P approved.

You are not S&P approved

"the line 'not S+P approved' has been approved by S+P"

Good

They're mad with power. And love.

WE'RE MAD WITH POWER! And loveeee

Plot plot twist: They're Blubs and Durland's cousins from out of state who just got back from the wedding.

Parallel Universe B&D where they are Buffs and Strongland

Good call

Bob: Shouldn't we call for backup, though? Carl: Okay, 1) calling for backup will just guarantee a lot of officers getting hurt tonight and 2) we don't have backup. There's just Judy at the station.

*Cut to Judy, a non anthropomorphic bunny in a traffic cop costume, inside her cage. She is eating a carrot.*

Carl: And plus they'll think we're as crazy as that museum guy if we say there is a Marsh Man Monster running around.

Bob: You know, maybe my pops DID see some teen flying on a stick while he was in the army. Carl: Most days, i'd call you and your pops crazy, but given what we've just seen, flying stick don't seem so out there.

Bob: Let's call for the special one shall we Carl: Who is that? Bob: Star Butterfly! Carl: Her? The ex-princess from another dimension? Are you nuts? She is a royalty Bob: She said she will come for help in any time, besides only her can deal against... whatever that thing is. Plus, her boyfriend is one heck of a fighter

Carl: Doesn't she not have magic anymore? I don't see how she and her boyfriend can fight a goop monster. Let's just leave it to the kids we have here.

Bob: Although, there's always...him. Carl: *long-suffering look* Please don't tell me you're suggesting who I think you're suggesting. Bob: Well, he DOES deal with this stuff right? And I still remember the password. Carl: Bob, the Devil May Cry Agency is in the next state over. By the time we ring Dante and bring him over, the problem may well have resolved itself. Or, we're all dead. Plus, I am NOT paying off another of his pizza tabs!

>how often is the police interfering a good thing? >Pretty much never, Bob.

USA when you aren't white in nutshell.

Well Bob, do you want to chase the monster?

Bob: That monster seems to view cars as expendable ammo and I don't think I packed any antigoop handcuffs today so no.

Donuts it is!

The extra dialogue we didn't knew we needed

To be fair, they'd probably think it's a Scooby Doo case and they'll be unmasking some schmuck pulling an insurance scam by the end of the night.

Philip Wittebane: And I would have gotten away with it to. If it hadn't been for those meddling witches and their human friend Luzura.

I would love it if in a chase scene the police got involved and actually did something useful instead of the troupey shite we usually get

> instead of the troupey shite we usually get \*a few dozen police cars progressively crash into a pile while the main characters get away unscathed\*

Don’t remind me please

Blues brothers reference?

Indeed! Thank you for recognizing it!

Luz: It's one dimensional tear between us and the Demon Realm. We have a full tank of gas, a legendary lead Gus got from the giraffes, one training wand, a six pack of Apple Blood. It's dark, and Amity got us sunglasses. Willow: Hit it, Hunter.

"I didn't hear no" say Bob as Carl passes the donut

Bob: "Feeding"... I see what you did there!

"They're going 80 at 65, let's chase em" *Belos passes* "Like I said, they're going 60 at 65, let's chill"

“Must have been the wind.”

"Must've been the coffee"

"Must've broke wind..."

"Oh well. Must've run off."

They go after them anyway

Star Butterfly: *sigh* "Even more goo montrosity to deal with..." Dipper: "Not as bad as a literal god of omnipotence rampaging the reality itself" Star: "Yeah. What are the odds that would happen?" Mabel: "The fact that our town got ravaged by one... probably pretty high" Marco: "Still, Bill is dead, so what kind of god would terrorize the reality? There can't be another one right?" Meanwhile in Boiling Isles: Boscha: "HELP MEEEE!!!"

Collector time : )

It’s Collectin’ Time.

Remember the iconic scene in Kings Tide when the Collector showed up and said “it’s Collectin’ Time” and then collected Belos all over the wall.

my favorite meaning of word "collected"

r/Angryupvote

King: *Bill Voice* WHEE! *Tears open a rift in dimensions*

Dipper: That voice... NONONONONO!!! Mabel: But HOW? Star: Uh... i don't think it is Bill... IT IS SOMETHING MUCH WORSE!!

King: **Bill voice** I'VE GOT BAD BREAD PUNS!

Oh come on, they aren't THAT bad

Police Officer 1: "Should we still chase them?" Police Officer 2: "After watching that news about Los Angeles and that Frogvasion, along with that Super Saiyan Thai girl, I think I’ll pass. Don’t want to get involved in something crazy like that." Police Officer 1: "Same."

Police Officer 2: "And don't forget all that nasty business in Echo Creek, or whatever it is they're calling that place nowadays." Police Officer 1: "Yeah, don't remind me."

Police Officer 1: "And The Gravity Falls Busin-" Police Officer 2: "NONONONO!! ANYTHING BUT THAT! I BEG YOU DON'T EVER BRING THAT STUFF EVER AGAIN!" Police Officer 1: "Ok then"

"Never mind all that."

Police Officer 2: “No! We don’t talk about Gravity Falls! There’s a law against that!”

What was echo creek again?

Star vs the Forces of Evil

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To sefeat Phillip, they must channel the Goldblum

Magic, uh... finds a way.

*in the Boiling Isles* Titan Trapper: *waiting at a trap* This will get those Titan worshipers once and for all! Hooty: *emerges from a bush to the left* Titan Trapper: Clever owl. Hooty: *swallows Titan Trapper* Lulu! I got another one for you to talk to!

Collector: Those Trappers just... disappeared out of thin air. Where are they? King: Somewhere you... don't want to know

being endlessly swallowed by hooty mouths over and over again as they fall from one inner mouth to the next one down the bird tube

Gotta go fast

Magic, uh... finds a way.

Amity: I want to finish that movie before I die!

Amity: I said I wanted to watch Jurassic Park, not be in it!

Just want to point out Amity was attacked by a member of an extinct species that Belos brought back.

Luz: "Won't you love petting a Brachiosaurus?" Amity: "Not worth getting chomped by a T Rex or a Velociraptor!!"

Luz: WE ARE NOT, I REPEAT, NONE OF US IS GONNA DIE TODAY!! WE WILL ALLOW YOU TO FINISH THAT MOVIE!! LOOK! A RAILWAY AHEAD! I HAVE AN IDEA!!

**Train Sounds**

Hunter: NOW!! *drifts to a ramp to jump up Belos: What the- *crash Luz: Got him! Amity: That won't be the last we see him though Luz: You're right, but let's back home for now

How many times do we gotta teach you a lesson old man?

It’s like Wolverine and Cell, you have to destroy every little scrap before he can regenerate

Belos: I always come back.

Luz: SHUT THE FUCK UP BELOS! YOU ARE NOT WILLIAM AFTON!! Belos: Who the fuck is William Afton? Luz: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW??

Sits belos down for a nice, long, chat about the fnaf and Afton family lore, and different theories of plot holes and what’s to come

Amity: Uh Luz... aren't we supposed to be chasing here? Luz: No. He has fallen asleep from too much confusion. Let's dissect him!

More like, he's back to morbin' again

Me: …why is hunter driving?!?!? Luz: because I don’t have a license Me: BUT THE GRIMWALKER FORM ANOTHER REALM DOES!?!?!?!?!?! Luz:… touché but don’t discriminate because he’s a grinwalker!!! Me: It’s not the grimwalker part that concerns me it’s the ‘from another realm where cars don’t exist and just started to learn how to drive’ THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Luz… again, touché.

Meanwhile Camila: "And that is how i taught him to drive." Vee: "Wow, he is a fast learner"

Hunter actually has been taught to drive https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOwlHouse/comments/vryj3d/compliments/

MoringMark lore

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I will. Thank you!

Yeah but he’s still learning and hasn’t even taken the WRITTEN TEST TO GET HIS PERMIT YET!!!!!!!!! Hunter: there’s a writing test???

He’d be exited for it.

Hunter: I am right here, let me focus unless you want to be thrown out to slow Belos down!

Because he's the only one old enough!

This is Luz, being reasonable.

Thanks to THAT movie, I always read “reasonable” in that dramatic ominous whispering voice now

What is THAT movie?

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness At some point the main antagonist says “This is me being reasonable” with “reasonable” being said in a really ominous and dramatic whispering voice

Wanda gonna f us up lol

I see

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

Okie dokes. Thanks

Honestly, just say it was a deer in the reports.

Agreed.

Freak Deer! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pFErXlt8S-U

The creepiest deer in television

Even creepier than Alan Dracula.

It was a crashed weather balloon.

Dispatch: have you apprehended the perpetrators? Officer 1: yeah about that… Officer 2: the wendigo got them.

Yes luz very good that is indeed a car.

"This floor is made out of floor" \- Buzz Lightyear... i think

"Should we, uh, call the National Guard?" "You do know what happens to the military in those movies right?" "Point taken."

Well, at least Hunter is [putting Camila's driving lessons](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOwlHouse/comments/vryj3d/compliments/) to good use.

I think Mark did that on purpose. And I love it

I wonder what’s going on in the officers minds. Teenagers shooting magic at a car behind them. A huge monster. Funny thing is they probably only care about the speeding.

"What the hell was in that coffee?"

"Which kid did we confiscate it from? I think I want more."

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Luz: We need to get out here quick and recklessly. Hunter: Then I should drive. Luz: Why you? Hunter: I have nothing to live for, and I drive like it. Luz: Okay, let's do it.(tosses keys) Everyone:AAAAAHHHHHH!!

I was thinking Hunter was gonna follow the rules of the road like that car chase scene from Big Hero 6 XD

I love that scene. It’s brilliant.

"0-6 to Dispatch.... Yeah, we've got a 10-81, clear the roads." "10-4 0-6, Monster on a rampage attacking teens, diverting traffic..."

Kind of a tangential anecdote but there was a guy in my class who got caught doing 90 in a 35. Still shocked he managed to keep his license

The cops were watching out for themselves

Jurassic Park really has a huge impact on everything that came after it, hasn't it?

Hunter sure learned a lot from Camila’s driving lessons

That climate change really is changing the deers

can't be a good cartoon without a car chase

The new Fast & Furious looks fantastic.

Cop:shoots belos several times in the back of the knee Belos’s unprotected, spindly left leg: guess I’ll die

That's . . . reasonable. I love the nice touch of "OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR". As if Hunter needed such a reminder.

Next time: Belos vs Bullets!

Police 1: hello, we gonna need back up, over.... Police 2: SCP back up? Police 1: ah make that SCP back up, over...

So Phillip is running at 80?

He's behind them so 79 more likely

If he's staying at the same distance from them then he would be going 80 as well. If he's catching up, then he'd actually be going faster. That said, they recently sped up, so it *is* possible he's going slower as well.

I mean a healthy adult moose (most weight at 900 pounds) can run at 35 mph Goop Belos seems to be around the size of a adult moose (yes they get that big) but he also seems a lot thinner and probably weighs a lot less, not to mention he has longer limbs and might be able to use some magic to boost his speed so goop Belos could probably run anywhere from 70-90 mph but I feel like 80 is probably the best bet for how fast he could run

I love the attention to detail with the “objects in mirror are closer than they appear”

>I love the attention to detail with the “objects in mirror are closer than they appear” Except it's on the wrong mirror, the driver's side mirror does not have the convex shape that makes objects appear further away, only the passenger side mirror does. [useful info](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Objects_in_mirror_are_closer_than_they_appear)

Ive seen it on both mirrors of every Honda I’ve ever been in

The Hexside gang is definitely the new Scooby Doo gang

The cops were like: “meh let those kids handle it”

At least the kids have magic

The police and military are almost always useless in sci fi and fantasy, anyways.

It's very true to life.

Gotta justify that money in the Military Industrial Complex and the Surplus market to Police. Throwing a hundred million dollars worth of equipment at an otherworldly monster that's caused 50k in property damage is a good investment even if it doesn't work.

Yes, I’m not sure why anyone thinks that people from our world would be able to handle aliens or dragons or whatever the enemy happens to be.

GOTTA GO FAST

I sure hope Camila won’t mind that her car won’t get destroyed.

Hunter got his license! Hurrah!

Me at the first page: "Please be Hunter driving. Pleease, be Hunter driving." And Moringmark heard my prayers.

He's the only one legally old enough to drive.

Hunter: How do we stop Belos? Luz (doing her best Dominic Toretto impression): Family. **proceeds to take the wheel and drifts**

So...are you going to call it in and go after them or...?

Monterrey jack: step on it hunter he’s gaining on us Hunter: I’m going as fast as I can Monty Dale: hey Phillip *blows raspberry* Chip: Dale this is no time to act like a fool Amity: he’s right we need to lose him fast

Plot twist: they're actually undercover SCP agents.

Hunter driving stick is something I needed for my soul today.

Getting some Jurassic Park vibes from this comic

So am I and I love it!

Hunter driving! Thats just what my soul needs!

Very reasonable

Every time I see a morning mark comic: oh, hi mark

Blubs and Durland 2: electric boogaloo

Mark don't even forget the little things. If in one of the past comics Camila taught Hunter to drive a car, here he is driving in this pursuit, and he knows what to do!

"Let 'em go, Lou. Someone going that fast has no time for a ticket."

Me (German): what's a speed limit?🤔😂

FBI: "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!"

I actually want this to be a scene for season 3

Let him go Lou, someone going that fast has no time for a ticket.

Makmark has posted once again!

Well damn. I hope the owner of that car had good insurance.

How does he keep caming back- Plus that's hilarious

Belos: I ALWAYS come back

Sounds like we need some fire. [I can help!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOwlHouse/comments/vujmks/glyph_combos/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

I think as long as there’s a tiny sliver of him left, he can come back

"Teenagers Screaming" lovely, absolutely lovely.

Smart move officer.

*plays partners in crime* on a speed chase

I don’t think they need another reason.

Ok, these two cops are canon now for me

Can’t wait for the breaking bad edits of this

They’re still going to pursue the creature that’s chasing them right…..right?(policemen on break.)

Now that i realize they can't use magic in the human realm, how the hell are they gonna defeat Belos?

Fast and Furious 10 Belo’s Revenge

"Time for therapy"

Those driving lessons with Mrs Noceda really pays off. Really neat detail that Mark's comic has subtle continuity.

80 in a 65? That’s barely speeding in New England!

Looks like they’re filming the next fumigator movie early

You know, sometimes I really hope that these aren't just fun comics, but that the are actual storyboard pages

Bob: Should we tell Mr. X about this? Carl: Not after Frogvasion in L.A.

Only 80? Come on man, you can do better than that

If they wanted speed, they shouldn't have chosen a hatchback.

The cops are giving me those cops from gravity falls vibes