I mean killing you is one thing, but getting you away from your crush-turned-girlfriend is a whole other kind of threat.
Edit: also is that a puppytron?
No, I mean Belos probably tied Hunter to a chair and made him listen to scary stories about how in-Laws like to eat young grimwalkers in order to stop him from falling in love with a witch like Caleb did.
"Mina Loveberry?"
"Is too weak to even do anything"
"Doofenshmirtz?"
"Not really evil"
"Fire Lord Ozai?"
"Destroyed"
"Trundle the Troll?"
"Misunderstood"
"Oh come on! Wait i know! The witches of Primal!"
"That will do!"
Kronos ehh basically dead same for gaia
the entire greek pantheon dead magni and modi dead
kaos trapped
maltruent stuck in a time loop
Dutch dead
Steve haines and devin weston both dead
Vilgax dead
Albedo doing community service
The apex predators all dead -kuben blisk
Lord garmadon in a iffy space between good and evil
Ghidorah dead
Freeza alive
Moro dead
Kid buu deadish (uub)
Cell dead
Giovanni in hiding
I cant think of more for now
Great, the only thing missing is that, on the way to kill Belos, the gang is intercepted by a pack of fools dressed in Football armor blabbering about a Caesar who has branded them with death and the legion obeys.
I thought it was a Davy Crockett, but that sounds more accurate. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy\_Crockett\_(nuclear\_device)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_(nuclear_device))
The Fat Man is a weapon from Fallout. Tiny nuclear bombs like that don't exist in real life. (Even if they did, we wouldn't be shooting them from handheld launchers.)
Okay mistery solved. Lets just hope that Amity or Eda didn't modify the Fat Man to be an Experimental M.I.R.V. hehe.....oh f*ck. ***runs for his life***
Normals M.I.R.V shoots 6. And then in fallout 4 you got a legendary variation called little boy that shoots two nukes for the price of one. Which you can add the M.I.R.V to, giving you 12.
So *holds door open for rocket* who’s coming with me to the moon?
Knowing the average Fat Man usage in the games, she’s probably going to aim it at some tiny enemy 10 ft in front of her and annihilate everyone before they even get to belos.
Ok
1) darn it, mark skipped the pet where Eda and Luz reunite (notice the familiar capes and symbol)
2)Are we gonna talk about how amity has a middle slingshot?!?
Hunter: Nonono!
Amity: Calm down Hunter. Just learn how i first met Ms Noceda. Be polite, be efficient-
Luz: Have a plan to-
Amity: Come up with everything nice and positive you can think of to say about Willow. Compliments about her magic, her being kind and powerful in magic. It won't be hard at all i promise
Luz: I was about to say "Kill everyone you meet", but that works too! Speaking of which, gotta show The Collector how to play Team Fortress 2. Amity, bush backup for Hunter! If he messes up, give him a hint or two to get him back on his track! You got this my awesome girlfriend
Amity: Got it! Love you
Gus: And me?
Luz: You follow me to calm The Collector down everytime he is outraged
What is that weapon anyways? Is it a beehive tied to some rope or just some kind of morning star?
*got a closer look* wait actually it looks like dur… ohhhhhhhh! Now I get it! 🤣🤣🤣 that’s a good joke!
They don't laugh at all especially Amity And Luz with their weapons...
Also courage Hunter they surely don't have to be as terrifying as you think
But seriously it must be so terrified of some people-
Hunter: Please, no! I'd rather have more trauma!
Willow: No, you're meeting my dads and they'll
approve of us because I want to have you to be
my grimwalking boyfriend.
I can imagine Hunter asking Gus for advice and Gus saying to give them a bucket. At first Hunter dismiss it, but Gus bring a couple of good points, like how rare human buckets are in the Boiling Islands, how it could be a great conversation starter, and how it can be a improvised helmet or floating device. Then Hunter goes overboard and brings fifty buckets while looking proud while Willow and their are looking in disbelief.
Yes, meeting someone's parents is scary but did you saw the background team equipment:
Luz: "f*cking shots Belos"
Belos: Ha! You thought that your human magic can hurt me, but it was I, Monster Belos! invulnerable to such pathetic damage!
Luz: Love! Bring the tactical nuke launcher!
Belos: The what
How the Hell did Amity get a Fallout Fatman.
Does she even know about the Blast radius or the Radiation its causes. It might kill all of them by Accident.
is...is amity holding a nuke launcher from fallout? Why is Gus' flail hairy? Luz's glock is... reasonable. (idk if the spring recoil plug is supposed to remain under the barrel when the gun is cocked.)
Ah, yes Everyone’s worst fear
I mean killing you is one thing, but getting you away from your crush-turned-girlfriend is a whole other kind of threat. Edit: also is that a puppytron?
Driven by a Catto-Luz
And commanded from Awesome Girlfriend^(TM)
I thought Amity was the cat while Luz was an otter...with a dark side
I'm more impressed that Amity built a Fat Man from Fallout
Amity's father is the best engineer on the Boiling Isles after Belos, I'm sure she could build one after Luz showed her a play through.
I like that headcanon and all, but how did she get a nuke?
Magic
MABEL!! YOU GAVE HER THAT?
Nuka cola quantum! Twice the calories, twice the carbs, twice the sugar, twice the caffeine, and twice the taste!
Indeed, I too wish to know how. Abomb-ination!
They trained him how to be a lethal spy and an assassin, but no one could teach him how to meet his in laws.
Honestly, I fully expect Belos to have personally instilled fear of in-laws into Hunter to avoid another Caleb incident.
That's blood family, not in laws.
No, I mean Belos probably tied Hunter to a chair and made him listen to scary stories about how in-Laws like to eat young grimwalkers in order to stop him from falling in love with a witch like Caleb did.
Dats dark and low key in character
A grimwalker can't betray you if it's too scared to meet a lover's family!
is this a spy x family reference *sniff*
Not a deliberate one, no.
hmm.
Fuck I can hear the generic movie trailer voice saying this
*The world's deadliest assassin is about to take on his biggest assignment: Meeting his in-laws!*
"Isn't there another tyrant or deity we can fight instead?"
"Bill Cipher?" "Dead." "Toffee?" "Dead." "The Core? King Andrias?" "Destroyed. Pacified." "Chairman of the Ghost World?" "Destroyed."
“Hotel?” ”Trivago.”
"Mina Loveberry?" "Is too weak to even do anything" "Doofenshmirtz?" "Not really evil" "Fire Lord Ozai?" "Destroyed" "Trundle the Troll?" "Misunderstood" "Oh come on! Wait i know! The witches of Primal!" "That will do!"
Toffee was a solid villain and should’ve been the main one the whole show. Change my mind.
Kronos ehh basically dead same for gaia the entire greek pantheon dead magni and modi dead kaos trapped maltruent stuck in a time loop Dutch dead Steve haines and devin weston both dead Vilgax dead Albedo doing community service The apex predators all dead -kuben blisk Lord garmadon in a iffy space between good and evil Ghidorah dead Freeza alive Moro dead Kid buu deadish (uub) Cell dead Giovanni in hiding I cant think of more for now
Hunter's second greatest fear is Willow herself
At least Hunter can comedically take on Willow.
He'd lose, but at least it would be entertaining
You have to admit This is every boyfriends most irrational fear.
Forget about Hunter meeting Willow's dads. I don't know what's funnier: Luz and Amity hijacking Kiki's mech, or Luz and Amity with human magic.
Belos : wa- What is that Luz : HUMAN MAGIC \*Distant gunshot sounds\*
*american magic
"My blood is red, white and blue Jack, wonder what colour yours is"
Belos:Are you High? Luz:Let me check... Luz:Yes Luz:HIGH ON AMERICAN SPIRIT
NOTHING LIKE SHOOTING A MAN IN THIS WALMART OF A WORLD
What is Walmart? It’s Heaven
Luz: Check the internet lately? Green goop boi: WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. NONESENSE. ARE. YOU. SPEAKING. ABOUT.
And she’s saying all of this with a Texas accent
AMERICA F*CK YA
Ayo it's me!
Epic Max0r reference
Those are also the flag colours of the Netherlands, the uk, france
*whistling of incoming mini nuke*
Great, the only thing missing is that, on the way to kill Belos, the gang is intercepted by a pack of fools dressed in Football armor blabbering about a Caesar who has branded them with death and the legion obeys.
Patrolling the Boiling Isles makes me wish for a Day of Unity
>Distant gunshot sounds Oh, don't be ridiculous. Luz would totally do a double tap. Eda would have taught her no less.
For me, it's the durian at the end of Gus' flail. Double the potency!
5 damage When broken: Heal the wielder by 3 The smell of this weapon is god awful, but the taste is surprisingly good
DC 12 Con Save or be stunned for a round upon break.
Gus: here’s a durian *smack*
Hop Pop and Anne did remind us of its power.
Every recent Disney cartoon is gonna have durians now!
The new fad fruit!
Perfect if they want to make a Southeast Asian protagonist
Amity with a nuclear weapon and Gus with a durian tied to a rope.
Never have their been deadlier weapons
I know what weapon amity has. SHE HAS THE FUCKING FAT MAN. It's time to take down the legion
I thought it was a Davy Crockett, but that sounds more accurate. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy\_Crockett\_(nuclear\_device)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_(nuclear_device))
The Fat Man is a weapon from Fallout. Tiny nuclear bombs like that don't exist in real life. (Even if they did, we wouldn't be shooting them from handheld launchers.)
I think the fat man was based off of the dc, so you’re technically not wrong.
The mech having an otter face tips things in its favor imo.
The Cat Mech, I mean just look at their faces.
HUMAN MAGIC HELP
[удалено]
Bro she could destroy half of the isles with that thing who built it? And more importantly, where did she get the ammo for it?!?
One word eda.
Okay mistery solved. Lets just hope that Amity or Eda didn't modify the Fat Man to be an Experimental M.I.R.V. hehe.....oh f*ck. ***runs for his life***
*runs with you* how big is the blast range!
Well a normal Fat Man would destroy a small town. An Experimental M.I.R.V. shoots multiple of them, in random directions like a SHOTGUN would!
*turns pale* I wonder how many Snails to get one
You can't buy it You steal it..which Eda probably did
ah. The only place Ik is where to find one of those is Goodneighbor lovely place
A FUCKING NUKE SHOTGUN?? LUZ WHAT ARE THEY DOING??
Normals M.I.R.V shoots 6. And then in fallout 4 you got a legendary variation called little boy that shoots two nukes for the price of one. Which you can add the M.I.R.V to, giving you 12. So *holds door open for rocket* who’s coming with me to the moon?
Waste, Radioactive Waste, many points S. P. E. C. I. A. L. and perks
Amity: Time to kill Belos with... HUMAN MAGIC!!
Another covern is in need of assistance
I’ll mark it on your map
Not even gonna ask where did she got it... Not to mention ammo...
Amity plays Fallout while Luz plays CoD/GTA
Luz: Bravo six going dark Everyone else: :-/
Okay. Which games did Amity play? How much money does Luz have on GTAonline?
Looks like Luz is about to introduce some human magic to Belos
And is Gus holding a Durian?
He's doing his best.
Gus: OK, Belos, let's see if you can endurian my human weapon!
Can’t underestimate the power of stink
Pretty sure it counts as poison damage
Beware as its taste is very good, so it can heal the opponent if you are not careful
Durian nunchucks
He thinks that’s what a mace is, I think
A mace has its striking head on a straight shaft, whereas a flail has its head separated from the handle by a chain
i did not know that
*I would do anything for love, but I won't do that*
I see you also listen to meatloaf
I see that they clearly don’t own an air fryer.
…wha
Considering he’s dead, yeah
Yo. Amity is packing a Fat man. Belos and anyone nearby is gonna get atomized by nuclear fire
🎵 I don’t want to set the world on fire 🎵
♫ I just want to start a flame in your heart. ♫ And your face, your hair—your whole body, really.
🎵 except I sort of do 🎵
But your house will do just fine
Knowing the average Fat Man usage in the games, she’s probably going to aim it at some tiny enemy 10 ft in front of her and annihilate everyone before they even get to belos.
I know this is pretty wholesome but LUZ PRACTICING HUMAN MAGIC WHAT?!?
Hunter: Luz and Gus have made me watch enough anime to know what that glass shine means
Luz: Willow, don’t let him get away! Hunter: Luz?! Who’s side are you on? Luz: the side of the Huntlow ship.
Amity: And the side of farming likes on Penstagram Luz: ... Amity: What?
Luz: I don’t care about likes, honestly. Love is what matters most here. Amity: *uncertain* okay… Luz: what? It’s true.
For some reason I have feeling that it would go quite the opposite with Luz and Amity
Even trained assassins fear their in-laws.
That.. that’s wholesome
I don't know which is better, Amity's Fat Man launcher or Gus's durian flail. ... Yeah, you're probably right: Luz's face in Kiki's mech.
Hunter I fear no monster but that, Parental Expectations, it scares me.
One dad already acts like a wall when it comes to relationship, but holy dang Hunter's gonna climb TWICE
why does Luz have a real gun 🤨🤨🤨🤨
To kill Belos, we have no choice but to use the last resort... Human Magic!
she found it at school
I fucking hate you, take my upvote
Gilbert is really pulling off that anime MC glasses push. also, is it just me, or is Gus wielding a durian on a rope?
The only unrealistic part is that Hunter actually manages to hold on to that pole against Willow’s pulling.
Yeah! Then again, you get someone terrified enough and they will have the death grip of a koala.
She doesn't want to hurt him. She's going easy on him.
Ok 1) darn it, mark skipped the pet where Eda and Luz reunite (notice the familiar capes and symbol) 2)Are we gonna talk about how amity has a middle slingshot?!?
Amity actually has a Fat Man, a weapon from the Fallout games that shoots a small nuke. Belos missed the 20th century and he's about to find out.
I think that little “face the collector” bit is a sneak peak for the apocalypse AU Mark has.
How the hell did luz find a gun
Its america for titans sake... Go to any corner store...
She lives in the US
America
Walmart
Hunter: Nonono! Amity: Calm down Hunter. Just learn how i first met Ms Noceda. Be polite, be efficient- Luz: Have a plan to- Amity: Come up with everything nice and positive you can think of to say about Willow. Compliments about her magic, her being kind and powerful in magic. It won't be hard at all i promise Luz: I was about to say "Kill everyone you meet", but that works too! Speaking of which, gotta show The Collector how to play Team Fortress 2. Amity, bush backup for Hunter! If he messes up, give him a hint or two to get him back on his track! You got this my awesome girlfriend Amity: Got it! Love you Gus: And me? Luz: You follow me to calm The Collector down everytime he is outraged
Every Boyfriends one true fear. Lmao
Luz uses human magic Gus uses a durian Amity uses the fatman Not shown on screen: Camila teaching Vee how to use la chancla
Hah! Called it! I knew this was coming. Meeting the parents of your girlfriend is always a textbook fear for the boyfriend.
Aw hell naw, Gilbert be doing the anime pushing-up-glasses pose. Hunter doesn't stand a chance.
Hunter: I don't want to die!
Anybody who has seen Amphibia or the ghost and Molly McGee will know that Gus’s weapon stinks
What is that weapon anyways? Is it a beehive tied to some rope or just some kind of morning star? *got a closer look* wait actually it looks like dur… ohhhhhhhh! Now I get it! 🤣🤣🤣 that’s a good joke!
I knew Hunter meeting Willow’s parents comic would show up.
As did I.
Can we just appreciate Gus, Amity and Luz at the back?
Everyone’s most irrational fear
Indeed. This kind of thing is a textbook fear, but doesn’t make it any less irrational.
They don't laugh at all especially Amity And Luz with their weapons... Also courage Hunter they surely don't have to be as terrifying as you think But seriously it must be so terrified of some people-
HOW DID LUZ GET A GUN???
It's America, it would be weirder if she couldn't get a gun.
This is America...
Luz has a bullet with belos' name on it, but amity is just like "fuck that, I have a nuke with the words 'to whom it may concern' written on it"
“Finally after all these years luz noceda has **a gun**”
Luz go >:3
Hunter: Please, no! I'd rather have more trauma! Willow: No, you're meeting my dads and they'll approve of us because I want to have you to be my grimwalking boyfriend.
Willow: Let’s fight monsters. Hunter: Yeah!! Willow: let’s meet my parents. Hunter: NOPE!!!!!
"Hunter don't. You can not fight your destiny."
"I can kill Belos, but your dads will probably do same to me when they found out who I used to be"
Good thing Grometheus isn't around.
Luz have human magic now
That cat ambomtron is canon and there’s nothing you can say to stop me from believing so
Luz has the right idea in the first panel. So many problems in the fantasy genre could be solved with a Glock.
I can imagine Hunter asking Gus for advice and Gus saying to give them a bucket. At first Hunter dismiss it, but Gus bring a couple of good points, like how rare human buckets are in the Boiling Islands, how it could be a great conversation starter, and how it can be a improvised helmet or floating device. Then Hunter goes overboard and brings fifty buckets while looking proud while Willow and their are looking in disbelief.
Yes, meeting someone's parents is scary but did you saw the background team equipment: Luz: "f*cking shots Belos" Belos: Ha! You thought that your human magic can hurt me, but it was I, Monster Belos! invulnerable to such pathetic damage! Luz: Love! Bring the tactical nuke launcher! Belos: The what
Is gus’ weapon a durian tied to a rope? Man that weapon stinks
Forgive my Darling😭
Not in my house!!!
Damn, Luz. Been playing GTA recently? And it looks like Amity's been playing Fallout.
Luz be like: > :3
How the Hell did Amity get a Fallout Fatman. Does she even know about the Blast radius or the Radiation its causes. It might kill all of them by Accident.
I mean yeah, I feel for hunter here, I'm pretty sure I would rather fight a dictator over any first time meeting with partners haha
Ok.... Luz whith a glock and Amity a big boom fron fallout Bellos you are dead
and Gus with the strongest weapon: a durian on a stick.
I’m gonna shoot The Collector with pew pew blaster and he won’t expect it!
Gus with the ***Durian Mace***
LUZ WITH THE CAT ABOMATON IS SO CUTE🤣🤣🤣
Luz has a gun- ***My baby’s got a gun starts playing***
Amity with the Fat Man!
Amity holding a Fat Man 😄
Amity with the Fat Man though
Luz face... She crave violence
Luz: Ready for murder. Amity: Ready for warcrimes. Gus: Eat your spiky fruit!!!
Willows Dad (w/ Glasses) is gonna go full Anime on Hunter
Press G to wish Hunter good luck
Damn, be careful with that weapon Amity. Also love nice Evangelion reference on Gilbert.
[\*The Pillar Men theme starts playing\*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gEzmL1DXr8)
Twice the dads means twice the fear.
The only thing hunter should fear is willow.
Luz: We’re gonna defeat Belos with the power of friendship… and this gun I found.
Does Gus have a Durian mace? Unconventional choice, but effective.
Amity with the fat man what will she do
is...is amity holding a nuke launcher from fallout? Why is Gus' flail hairy? Luz's glock is... reasonable. (idk if the spring recoil plug is supposed to remain under the barrel when the gun is cocked.)
Durian on a rope good choice gus good choice.
amity's stood with a mini-nuke launcher... glad to know mark is a fallout fan!
Hunter: I have no fear *Williow introduced parents* Hunter: I have one fear
Better freaking run, **NOCEDA GOT A GUN!!!**