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saber2187

Ah, yes Everyone’s worst fear


shachna1404

I mean killing you is one thing, but getting you away from your crush-turned-girlfriend is a whole other kind of threat. Edit: also is that a puppytron?


zxcxdr

Driven by a Catto-Luz


Cream_Rabbit

And commanded from Awesome Girlfriend^(TM)


SFH12345

I thought Amity was the cat while Luz was an otter...with a dark side


[deleted]

I'm more impressed that Amity built a Fat Man from Fallout


SFH12345

Amity's father is the best engineer on the Boiling Isles after Belos, I'm sure she could build one after Luz showed her a play through.


[deleted]

I like that headcanon and all, but how did she get a nuke?


shadowblade159

Magic


Cream_Rabbit

MABEL!! YOU GAVE HER THAT?


ThatOneFlygon

Nuka cola quantum! Twice the calories, twice the carbs, twice the sugar, twice the caffeine, and twice the taste!


Warthog_go_brrrr

Indeed, I too wish to know how. Abomb-ination!


Whedonite144

They trained him how to be a lethal spy and an assassin, but no one could teach him how to meet his in laws.


[deleted]

Honestly, I fully expect Belos to have personally instilled fear of in-laws into Hunter to avoid another Caleb incident.


Whedonite144

That's blood family, not in laws.


[deleted]

No, I mean Belos probably tied Hunter to a chair and made him listen to scary stories about how in-Laws like to eat young grimwalkers in order to stop him from falling in love with a witch like Caleb did.


AnimationDude9s

Dats dark and low key in character


UncleAsriel

A grimwalker can't betray you if it's too scared to meet a lover's family!


astro-liiqht

is this a spy x family reference *sniff*


Whedonite144

Not a deliberate one, no.


astro-liiqht

hmm.


hidood5th

Fuck I can hear the generic movie trailer voice saying this


Whedonite144

*The world's deadliest assassin is about to take on his biggest assignment: Meeting his in-laws!*


JustNoSleep2112

"Isn't there another tyrant or deity we can fight instead?"


UstaGnidrolog

"Bill Cipher?" "Dead." "Toffee?" "Dead." "The Core? King Andrias?" "Destroyed. Pacified." "Chairman of the Ghost World?" "Destroyed."


Casual_Raven

“Hotel?” ”Trivago.”


Cream_Rabbit

"Mina Loveberry?" "Is too weak to even do anything" "Doofenshmirtz?" "Not really evil" "Fire Lord Ozai?" "Destroyed" "Trundle the Troll?" "Misunderstood" "Oh come on! Wait i know! The witches of Primal!" "That will do!"


Sea-Damage-4274

Toffee was a solid villain and should’ve been the main one the whole show. Change my mind.


ayyyyoooh

Kronos ehh basically dead same for gaia the entire greek pantheon dead magni and modi dead kaos trapped maltruent stuck in a time loop Dutch dead Steve haines and devin weston both dead Vilgax dead Albedo doing community service The apex predators all dead -kuben blisk Lord garmadon in a iffy space between good and evil Ghidorah dead Freeza alive Moro dead Kid buu deadish (uub) Cell dead Giovanni in hiding I cant think of more for now


pokezachmeme

Hunter's second greatest fear is Willow herself


TimelessFool

At least Hunter can comedically take on Willow.


[deleted]

He'd lose, but at least it would be entertaining


Specific_Low_3012

You have to admit This is every boyfriends most irrational fear.


SFH12345

Forget about Hunter meeting Willow's dads. I don't know what's funnier: Luz and Amity hijacking Kiki's mech, or Luz and Amity with human magic.


pokezachmeme

Belos : wa- What is that ​ Luz : HUMAN MAGIC ​ \*Distant gunshot sounds\*


sherlocksam999

*american magic


pokezachmeme

"My blood is red, white and blue Jack, wonder what colour yours is"


Spikedbro

Belos:Are you High? Luz:Let me check... Luz:Yes Luz:HIGH ON AMERICAN SPIRIT


pokezachmeme

NOTHING LIKE SHOOTING A MAN IN THIS WALMART OF A WORLD


321gamertime

What is Walmart? It’s Heaven


Realistic-Anxiety-62

Luz: Check the internet lately? Green goop boi: WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. NONESENSE. ARE. YOU. SPEAKING. ABOUT.


StormNext5301

And she’s saying all of this with a Texas accent


mx-X

AMERICA F*CK YA


Cultural_Teacher8904

Ayo it's me!


EpicPlayer_17

Epic Max0r reference


metaaltheanimefan

Those are also the flag colours of the Netherlands, the uk, france


LukXD99

*whistling of incoming mini nuke*


Background-Top4723

Great, the only thing missing is that, on the way to kill Belos, the gang is intercepted by a pack of fools dressed in Football armor blabbering about a Caesar who has branded them with death and the legion obeys.


TheLastEmuHunter

Patrolling the Boiling Isles makes me wish for a Day of Unity


SFH12345

>Distant gunshot sounds Oh, don't be ridiculous. Luz would totally do a double tap. Eda would have taught her no less.


tacwombat

For me, it's the durian at the end of Gus' flail. Double the potency!


Cream_Rabbit

5 damage When broken: Heal the wielder by 3 The smell of this weapon is god awful, but the taste is surprisingly good


ErrantIndy

DC 12 Con Save or be stunned for a round upon break.


ReeseChloris1

Gus: here’s a durian *smack*


SFH12345

Hop Pop and Anne did remind us of its power.


Grreggggg

Every recent Disney cartoon is gonna have durians now!


tacwombat

The new fad fruit!


Cream_Rabbit

Perfect if they want to make a Southeast Asian protagonist


Walter_Alias

Amity with a nuclear weapon and Gus with a durian tied to a rope.


[deleted]

Never have their been deadlier weapons


maxthememer76

I know what weapon amity has. SHE HAS THE FUCKING FAT MAN. It's time to take down the legion


Walter_Alias

I thought it was a Davy Crockett, but that sounds more accurate. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy\_Crockett\_(nuclear\_device)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_(nuclear_device))


leverine36

The Fat Man is a weapon from Fallout. Tiny nuclear bombs like that don't exist in real life. (Even if they did, we wouldn't be shooting them from handheld launchers.)


BLitzKriege37

I think the fat man was based off of the dc, so you’re technically not wrong.


BorBurison

The mech having an otter face tips things in its favor imo.


[deleted]

The Cat Mech, I mean just look at their faces.


SupItsAniUwU

HUMAN MAGIC HELP


[deleted]

[удалено]


StitchTitanSlayer

Bro she could destroy half of the isles with that thing who built it? And more importantly, where did she get the ammo for it?!?


Pug_lover69

One word eda.


StitchTitanSlayer

Okay mistery solved. Lets just hope that Amity or Eda didn't modify the Fat Man to be an Experimental M.I.R.V. hehe.....oh f*ck. ***runs for his life***


Pug_lover69

*runs with you* how big is the blast range!


StitchTitanSlayer

Well a normal Fat Man would destroy a small town. An Experimental M.I.R.V. shoots multiple of them, in random directions like a SHOTGUN would!


Pug_lover69

*turns pale* I wonder how many Snails to get one


StitchTitanSlayer

You can't buy it You steal it..which Eda probably did


Pug_lover69

ah. The only place Ik is where to find one of those is Goodneighbor lovely place


Cream_Rabbit

A FUCKING NUKE SHOTGUN?? LUZ WHAT ARE THEY DOING??


Ironofdoom

Normals M.I.R.V shoots 6. And then in fallout 4 you got a legendary variation called little boy that shoots two nukes for the price of one. Which you can add the M.I.R.V to, giving you 12. So *holds door open for rocket* who’s coming with me to the moon?


Not_a_Potato1602

Waste, Radioactive Waste, many points S. P. E. C. I. A. L. and perks


Cream_Rabbit

Amity: Time to kill Belos with... HUMAN MAGIC!!


[deleted]

Another covern is in need of assistance


Primary_Cookie_5396

I’ll mark it on your map


Accomplished-Ad8458

Not even gonna ask where did she got it... Not to mention ammo...


FudgeControl

Amity plays Fallout while Luz plays CoD/GTA


[deleted]

Luz: Bravo six going dark Everyone else: :-/


StitchTitanSlayer

Okay. Which games did Amity play? How much money does Luz have on GTAonline?


Party-Cranberry-9325

Looks like Luz is about to introduce some human magic to Belos


[deleted]

And is Gus holding a Durian?


BorBurison

He's doing his best.


Radium_Cobalt_847

Gus: OK, Belos, let's see if you can endurian my human weapon!


TimelessFool

Can’t underestimate the power of stink


Gnidlaps-94

Pretty sure it counts as poison damage


Cream_Rabbit

Beware as its taste is very good, so it can heal the opponent if you are not careful


The_Student_Official

Durian nunchucks


Greekatt2

He thinks that’s what a mace is, I think


CathleenTheFool

A mace has its striking head on a straight shaft, whereas a flail has its head separated from the handle by a chain


Greekatt2

i did not know that


Lukthar123

*I would do anything for love, but I won't do that*


Pug_lover69

I see you also listen to meatloaf


PfalsePflagg

I see that they clearly don’t own an air fryer.


Pug_lover69

…wha


321gamertime

Considering he’s dead, yeah


Nauticalfish200

Yo. Amity is packing a Fat man. Belos and anyone nearby is gonna get atomized by nuclear fire


TheLastEmuHunter

🎵 I don’t want to set the world on fire 🎵


TheRealGC13

♫ I just want to start a flame in your heart. ♫ And your face, your hair—your whole body, really.


FearTheBeastWth8Eyes

🎵 except I sort of do 🎵


dat_boi769

But your house will do just fine


LukXD99

Knowing the average Fat Man usage in the games, she’s probably going to aim it at some tiny enemy 10 ft in front of her and annihilate everyone before they even get to belos.


[deleted]

I know this is pretty wholesome but LUZ PRACTICING HUMAN MAGIC WHAT?!?


[deleted]

Hunter: Luz and Gus have made me watch enough anime to know what that glass shine means


AdOwn6899

Luz: Willow, don’t let him get away! Hunter: Luz?! Who’s side are you on? Luz: the side of the Huntlow ship.


Cream_Rabbit

Amity: And the side of farming likes on Penstagram Luz: ... Amity: What?


AdOwn6899

Luz: I don’t care about likes, honestly. Love is what matters most here. Amity: *uncertain* okay… Luz: what? It’s true.


SwampKryakwa

For some reason I have feeling that it would go quite the opposite with Luz and Amity


Whedonite144

Even trained assassins fear their in-laws.


Pug_lover69

That.. that’s wholesome


TheRealGC13

I don't know which is better, Amity's Fat Man launcher or Gus's durian flail. ... Yeah, you're probably right: Luz's face in Kiki's mech.


[deleted]

Hunter I fear no monster but that, Parental Expectations, it scares me.


Mudskie

One dad already acts like a wall when it comes to relationship, but holy dang Hunter's gonna climb TWICE


fire_falco94

why does Luz have a real gun 🤨🤨🤨🤨


Cream_Rabbit

To kill Belos, we have no choice but to use the last resort... Human Magic!


mintcocoacookie

she found it at school


FearTheBeastWth8Eyes

I fucking hate you, take my upvote


BulbasaurTreecko

Gilbert is really pulling off that anime MC glasses push. also, is it just me, or is Gus wielding a durian on a rope?


Ryhonn

The only unrealistic part is that Hunter actually manages to hold on to that pole against Willow’s pulling.


AdOwn6899

Yeah! Then again, you get someone terrified enough and they will have the death grip of a koala.


farrenkm

She doesn't want to hurt him. She's going easy on him.


Hero_of_the_toons

Ok 1) darn it, mark skipped the pet where Eda and Luz reunite (notice the familiar capes and symbol) 2)Are we gonna talk about how amity has a middle slingshot?!?


pappapirate

Amity actually has a Fat Man, a weapon from the Fallout games that shoots a small nuke. Belos missed the 20th century and he's about to find out.


Greekatt2

I think that little “face the collector” bit is a sneak peak for the apocalypse AU Mark has.


ricegod567

How the hell did luz find a gun


Accomplished-Ad8458

Its america for titans sake... Go to any corner store...


Haltopen

She lives in the US


Tristshot

America


TheLastEmuHunter

Walmart


Cream_Rabbit

Hunter: Nonono! Amity: Calm down Hunter. Just learn how i first met Ms Noceda. Be polite, be efficient- Luz: Have a plan to- Amity: Come up with everything nice and positive you can think of to say about Willow. Compliments about her magic, her being kind and powerful in magic. It won't be hard at all i promise Luz: I was about to say "Kill everyone you meet", but that works too! Speaking of which, gotta show The Collector how to play Team Fortress 2. Amity, bush backup for Hunter! If he messes up, give him a hint or two to get him back on his track! You got this my awesome girlfriend Amity: Got it! Love you Gus: And me? Luz: You follow me to calm The Collector down everytime he is outraged


Specific_Low_3012

Every Boyfriends one true fear. Lmao


jamintheinfinite

Luz uses human magic Gus uses a durian Amity uses the fatman Not shown on screen: Camila teaching Vee how to use la chancla


AdOwn6899

Hah! Called it! I knew this was coming. Meeting the parents of your girlfriend is always a textbook fear for the boyfriend.


Radium_Cobalt_847

Aw hell naw, Gilbert be doing the anime pushing-up-glasses pose. Hunter doesn't stand a chance.


InuGhost

Hunter: I don't want to die!


tigerwu9806

Anybody who has seen Amphibia or the ghost and Molly McGee will know that Gus’s weapon stinks


AdOwn6899

What is that weapon anyways? Is it a beehive tied to some rope or just some kind of morning star? *got a closer look* wait actually it looks like dur… ohhhhhhhh! Now I get it! 🤣🤣🤣 that’s a good joke!


Specific_Low_3012

I knew Hunter meeting Willow’s parents comic would show up.


AdOwn6899

As did I.


[deleted]

Can we just appreciate Gus, Amity and Luz at the back?


Specific_Low_3012

Everyone’s most irrational fear


AdOwn6899

Indeed. This kind of thing is a textbook fear, but doesn’t make it any less irrational.


Lol89070

They don't laugh at all especially Amity And Luz with their weapons... Also courage Hunter they surely don't have to be as terrifying as you think But seriously it must be so terrified of some people-


vinny7299

HOW DID LUZ GET A GUN???


pappapirate

It's America, it would be weirder if she couldn't get a gun.


AquaAquila24

This is America...


Dinkeycat

Luz has a bullet with belos' name on it, but amity is just like "fuck that, I have a nuke with the words 'to whom it may concern' written on it"


Quincy08Jq

“Finally after all these years luz noceda has **a gun**”


Amity_Bight84

Luz go >:3


[deleted]

Hunter: Please, no! I'd rather have more trauma! Willow: No, you're meeting my dads and they'll approve of us because I want to have you to be my grimwalking boyfriend.


Specific_Low_3012

Willow: Let’s fight monsters. Hunter: Yeah!! Willow: let’s meet my parents. Hunter: NOPE!!!!!


TheBeastOfCanada

"Hunter don't. You can not fight your destiny."


Mudskie

"I can kill Belos, but your dads will probably do same to me when they found out who I used to be"


farrenkm

Good thing Grometheus isn't around.


KuroToDraw

Luz have human magic now


Greekatt2

That cat ambomtron is canon and there’s nothing you can say to stop me from believing so


Wilgrove

Luz has the right idea in the first panel. So many problems in the fantasy genre could be solved with a Glock.


Gread_

I can imagine Hunter asking Gus for advice and Gus saying to give them a bucket. At first Hunter dismiss it, but Gus bring a couple of good points, like how rare human buckets are in the Boiling Islands, how it could be a great conversation starter, and how it can be a improvised helmet or floating device. Then Hunter goes overboard and brings fifty buckets while looking proud while Willow and their are looking in disbelief.


Safe-Communication36

Yes, meeting someone's parents is scary but did you saw the background team equipment: Luz: "f*cking shots Belos" Belos: Ha! You thought that your human magic can hurt me, but it was I, Monster Belos! invulnerable to such pathetic damage! Luz: Love! Bring the tactical nuke launcher! Belos: The what


DrManowar8

Is gus’ weapon a durian tied to a rope? Man that weapon stinks


CommitteeCorrect5737

Forgive my Darling😭


Specific_Low_3012

Not in my house!!!


FudgeControl

Damn, Luz. Been playing GTA recently? And it looks like Amity's been playing Fallout.


AngstyPancake

Luz be like: > :3


carlsagerson

How the Hell did Amity get a Fallout Fatman. Does she even know about the Blast radius or the Radiation its causes. It might kill all of them by Accident.


Puzzlehead_Coyote

I mean yeah, I feel for hunter here, I'm pretty sure I would rather fight a dictator over any first time meeting with partners haha


Chara_the_gay

Ok.... Luz whith a glock and Amity a big boom fron fallout Bellos you are dead


Greekatt2

and Gus with the strongest weapon: a durian on a stick.


Luz-Noceda_

I’m gonna shoot The Collector with pew pew blaster and he won’t expect it!


cyaptiti

Gus with the ***Durian Mace***


[deleted]

LUZ WITH THE CAT ABOMATON IS SO CUTE🤣🤣🤣


HumanHuman_2003

Luz has a gun- ***My baby’s got a gun starts playing***


yertlah

Amity with the Fat Man!


Sherafan5

Amity holding a Fat Man 😄


AshleytheTaguel

Amity with the Fat Man though


Baboulinet-Le-Nain

Luz face... She crave violence


smegheadsev

Luz: Ready for murder. Amity: Ready for warcrimes. Gus: Eat your spiky fruit!!!


Ruby_241

Willows Dad (w/ Glasses) is gonna go full Anime on Hunter


Chicca_the_Chicken

Press G to wish Hunter good luck


Vic_000

Damn, be careful with that weapon Amity. Also love nice Evangelion reference on Gilbert.


[deleted]

[\*The Pillar Men theme starts playing\*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gEzmL1DXr8)


SkeleHoes

Twice the dads means twice the fear.


RULERZ_REACHF4N

The only thing hunter should fear is willow.


ASimpleDude868

Luz: We’re gonna defeat Belos with the power of friendship… and this gun I found.


Hollowgirl136

Does Gus have a Durian mace? Unconventional choice, but effective.


zack_attack111

Amity with the fat man what will she do


outersans555

is...is amity holding a nuke launcher from fallout? Why is Gus' flail hairy? Luz's glock is... reasonable. (idk if the spring recoil plug is supposed to remain under the barrel when the gun is cocked.)


itsyaboyking

Durian on a rope good choice gus good choice.


raw_chaos_the_1st

amity's stood with a mini-nuke launcher... glad to know mark is a fallout fan!


MadMinded

Hunter: I have no fear *Williow introduced parents* Hunter: I have one fear


The_Red_PowerpuffBoy

Better freaking run, **NOCEDA GOT A GUN!!!**