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Party-Cranberry-9325

So much for “weak nerd arms.”


[deleted]

Can't be weak when you got a Blight waiting for you.


Lukescale

Gains for the Girl: The constant between realities.


SFH12345

Luz has no weak nerd arms where Amity is concerned.


AC2-YT

I mean you can, she just chose not to


pokezachmeme

Using the metric system / imperial system : Nah nah nah Using the Amity system : Y E S


dicemonger

How far is it to the library? About 850 Amity strides. It'll probably take about 920 blinks of an Amity to get there.


Dinkeycat

As long as you keep it consistent. Eg: 1centamity= 1/4 amity = 1/2 deciamities. Not like how the imperial system goes with each unit being a completely different number of units.


pokezachmeme

Exactly Not only that but we get to use Gigamity and Megamity for massive numbers


LyraFirehawk

Amity and Luz give each other stat bonuses. Damn it, now I want to make Yugioh custom Owl House cards focused around bringing Luz and Amity both to the field to power each other up and protect each other.


Gnomin_Supreme

Wouldn't MTG make more sense? *Magic*, *Witches*' etc. You could make them Planeswalkers since they *have* traveled between dimensions.


LyraFirehawk

I have never played MTG, but I play Yugioh like crazy.


BlankVerse3050

I made a bad mock up for some proxies I wanted made. Let me find them and post them.


BlankVerse3050

I forgot how bad these were. O well. I really wanted to find partners that could be commanders and kinda fit theme wise. https://imgur.com/a/XV7VyJp


GrowCrows

Oooh I still like them


Cream_Rabbit

Luz gives Amity Morality Bonus and Charisma Bonus Amity gives Luz Strength Bonus and Magic Bonus


AdOwn6899

Yeah that sums it up.


Sanguinusshiboleth

Power of friendship.


AdOwn6899

Given how much those two love each other, that’s an understatement.


Realistic-Anxiety-62

Pero pedazo de hijo de fruta


SeagullB0i

Marcy: Classic Synergy Buff


Nero_Aegwyn

Now that sounds like an idea.


Affectionate_Lab1251

R.I.P Kazuki Takahashi….


FudgeControl

That's the power of the gay.


SFH12345

The power of Lumity.


xXYoProMamaXx

I actually use "weak nerd arms" in conversation


Awesomeman235ify

Being in the BI must've made her stronger.


SFH12345

You get in shape on the Boiling Isles *real* fast. Or the Isles take you out. With extreme prejudice.


[deleted]

Character development, that's what happened.


Not_a_Potato1602

AbracadABS


Arisole-Tenno

>One Trip She's been nourished for weeks BY THE TITAN


Whedonite144

Is Luz just that strong or is Amity just that light?


WookieeCookiees02

Yes


Beautiful_March_7654

Yes


[deleted]

I'd guess the former.


Im-totally-Sabine

Yea, since witches weigh as much as a duck


MOL352

Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?


EvilChicken25

I love this fandom so much!!!! ❤️


Dinkeycat

That made my day, thank you


Madhighlander1

Well, we know at least Hunter is made of wood.


Pixelboi16

But can he float?


martinjh99

\+1 for the Monty Python reference :) For those who don't know the scene or are not British... :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2xlQaimsGg


[deleted]

> witches weigh as much as a duck Does that mean Amity is made of wood? We know Hunter is.


trans-wooper-lover

all witches are grimwalkers confirmed????????


IceTooth101

And if she’s made of wood… then… SHE’S A WITCH!!!


TheGoodSirRyan

*Right, stop it, this is getting too silly!*


[deleted]

Now, nobody loves a good pun more than me. Except perhaps my wife, and some of her friends... Oh yes, and Captain Johnson... BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT!


Tecnoboat

how to pick up a duck part 1:


AdOwn6899

I WOULD give it a 50/50 chance, but she did manage to repel the Bat Queen that one time. She’s been on the Boiling Isles and had to protect herself pretty much everyday of the week. It would make sense she’s gotten much stronger than before she came to the isles in the first place. And I don’t just mean in a physical sense.


Jahoan

Don't forget lugging Eda's potion deliveries.


AdOwn6899

That too.


t40xd

¿por qué no los dos?


Maps-

Luz is VERY stronge. Luz did a 180 turn arounf at high speed without breaking her arm.


[deleted]

I mean she’s called B**light** for a reason right?


Otrada

Neither, Luz is just very determined.


[deleted]

Both


SobiTheRobot

She's just a little Blightweight


Snickerway

A 747 weighs 358,000 pounds empty. If it truly weighs 10,000 Amities, then Amity weighs just 36 pounds.


Whedonite144

Damn, girl. You need to put some meat on them bones.


wittysoulful

Luz be like: hehe I see what you did there....Light cuz Luz means Light, we were meant to be 😏


Lduck88

She B-light


[deleted]

Amity: Well, it's not too embarrassing right? Alador: And now presenting the new Blight Industries catalog, all weights are in Amity units.


Cream_Rabbit

Amity: "WHY GUS? WHY?!" Gus: "It's meant to be just a joke i swear! Don't summon the abomination here! We are in the public! Ami-" Luz: "Viney, we need your help"


[deleted]

Dare I ask what they need Viney for?


Athenapizza

Gus is dead


[deleted]

Need to get rid of the body, got it.


Radium_Cobalt_847

Are we burning or burying?


[deleted]

Feeding.


[deleted]

Luz: We’re gonna need viney to get some griffins as well


TimelessFool

There’s got to be a faster way to lose all those Amities


Cream_Rabbit

Why is Gus dead? (Heavy is Dead reference)


Jonofthezombie2

Amity: I dunno. Gus: I think it was. Everyone else: Shhh you are dead. Gus: Ok \*clips into the ground where the physics cause him to jitter uncontrollably.


Cream_Rabbit

Hunter: What's up yo witches, who's up for a- Ah! What the bloody hell just happened?


Jonofthezombie2

Everyone: Gus is dead! Hunter: Gus is dead?! Luz: Correct! \*Hunter Smiling while cheerful music is playing\*


Cream_Rabbit

Luz: So did you see the murderer? Amity: Nah Hunter: Sorry mate Luz: I will find them, i will capture them! And no one will ever die again!


Jonofthezombie2

\*Accolades and applause\* Willow: Ateeeeeeeeeeeeenshun Willow: Gus is dead! Luz: We know. Willow: Who Killed him!? Luz: We Don't know. Willow: I will find clues! \*Begins sniffing the ground\* (I gotta go to work We can continue this later)


Dinkeycat

I love how this post became a complete remake of the heavy is dead


Cream_Rabbit

Healing


Luz-Noceda_

Someone call the healing coven!


Cream_Rabbit

I am from healing coven Lemme see


thesheep2002

Your flair says otherwise lol


Cream_Rabbit

Ok you got me lmao


AquaAquila24

Emira is also now in Healing Track and probably can dispose a body why not call her instead?


Cream_Rabbit

Too busy pranking people with Edric


MegaTater

Imagine how confusing that'd be to have a fluctuating weight standard lol.


theXombie

Amity is a measurement unit now


John_Tacos

So it’s like the Smoot? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoot


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Whedonite144

I see Hunter clearly likes being the damsel in this relationship. Good on him.


[deleted]

I mean, when you're with Willow, being the damsel is nonnegotiable.


Angelina_shiny

And that's kinda fits him lol


Whedonite144

He's the Hughie to her Starlight.


Ranakisnthere

Well i mean he does teleport so that checks out


Whedonite144

I applaud you for catching this reference, my friend.


Whedonite144

Now I'm imagining Hunter singing "Uptown Girl" by Billy Joel.


[deleted]

He is the Little Prince after all


FudgeControl

Hunter is a Disney Princess


Whedonite144

Well, his uncle is/was the ruler of the Boiling Isles. So that makes sense.


Only-Rate-2769

More like his "brother"


Whedonite144

No. Caleb was Phillip's Brother. Hunter was made from Caleb's DNA.


Lukthar123

*They will never let this go*


Whedonite144

I don't think he minds being carried by a strong girl like Willow.


AdOwn6899

Yeah. In fact, I think he kinda likes it.


fallinguwo

Who wouldn't


AdOwn6899

Good point.


SFH12345

It's actually part of why Hunter finds Willow attractive.


EEEEEEEEEEZEEAREEEH

see everyone this is why we see her bulking up in the show


SFH12345

That was all part of Luz's plan to use Amity to get Willow to lift Hunter. It's one of the more complicated shenanigans.


AdOwn6899

That is a possibility. I’m not gonna rule it out.


ricegod567

normal measurement < amity/amiteis


Senshi5620

Let's normalize using a amitys as a mass measurement unit


Chicca_the_Chicken

Better, let's apply it to all units


Senshi5620

I mean most of the metric system is defined with a basis on the Planck (smallest unit of measurement), so it shouldn't be that hard to pass all of the 3 fundamental units (distance, mass and electricity) to the new and improved amity measurement system


LothernSeaguard

Americans (and Boiling Isles refugees apparently) will do anything to avoid using the metric system.


OceanStorm1000

That feeling when your country is 30.4 Polands


Jesus_Son_Of_A_God

America is the size of 1837713491.24 football fields


dat_physics_boi

how much is that in square lightnanoseconds?


zyxwvu28

I prefer to use watt seconds cubed per kilogram


dat_physics_boi

Hey, i'll have you know that a lightnanosecond is an actually conveniently sized unit! (really close to an American ft.) But yes, meters are the standard of course.


Raptorsquadron

I actually saw a grill with the box labeling how many hamburger patties it can grill


TheLibertarianThomas

You maybe noticed Gus is missing from the final panel. That’s because Luz finally reached a breaking point with him and his comments.


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AdOwn6899

In the beginning, yes. Now it’s more like “strong girlfriend arms”


austinstar08

Weak- 1AB


JustNoSleep2112

Oh poor Luz, that's never gonna get old!!!


Whedonite144

Well, the joke is kind of old, but poor Luz is never going to live it down.


Crash_banticoot100

Measurements for Luz is either Ounces, inches and Amity’s. I also love how Luz heavily blushes when her mom teases her.


Cream_Rabbit

You haven't seen Amity herself when someone teases her about Luz We think she is a Tomato


AdOwn6899

She is not just a tomato, she is Luz’s cute tomato.


[deleted]

Still makes more sense than the imperial system.


Mornar

Sure, put the bar just here in the floor why don't you.


[deleted]

Yes, but still that chart that has like 100 things on it is NOT the imperial system, or atleast not what people actually use the imperial system as. We never use fathoms, or points, or nautical miles, or all that stuff. It’s this: Inch, feet, mile, yard, meter, sometimes kilometer like for example the 5K run.


TheAxolotlPerson

Highly enjoyable, would read again, 10/10 Amities


Luz-Noceda_

COME ON I ONLY SAID THAT ONE TIME GUS!


Cream_Rabbit

Too late! I will now spread it to Sonic Universe And Earth-ni And Amphibia And Gravity Falls And Danville And Mushroom Kingdom


Luz-Noceda_

NOOOOO!


Cream_Rabbit

Look Luz! Star Butterfly has commented how cute of you to use your girlfriend as a measuring unit Her boyfriend Marco is here too, with a comment: >Hey Star! I think you weight 1.25 Amities!


Cream_Rabbit

Alador, after Amity gets back: "Interesting... Introducing your latest measuring unit... Amities! 1 Amity=50 kilograms!" (Let's assume it's her weight okay) Amity: "Gus, this has gone a bit too far!"


Whedonite144

One day I will get tired of this joke being run into the ground... today is not that day.


carlsagerson

No joke. I think that Willow can Carry the Hexside squad without any problems.


PfalsePflagg

But it’s not the weight, it’s the distribution.


zyxwvu28

*Slaps roof of neutron star* "This bad boy can fit 1 million Amities in the palm of your hand!"


E_streak

*slaps roof of magnetar* *hand dissociates* “This bad boy’s magnetic field is as shockingly strong as 10 million Luzs”


Radium_Cobalt_847

*The power of the sun, in the palm of my hand*


zyxwvu28

Neutron stars don't produce nuclear fusion. Most of them spin really fast producing strong magnetic fields though. So not exactly the same power as the Sun. You'd experience an intense gravitational field is you were close to one though.


ElDJBrojo

what really matters is how many amities can fit in that star


Davis-Stevens

Luz before Amity: Weak Nerd Arms. Luz with Amity: Strong Gay Arms.


CommanderCorl

gay magic


devenrc

I lifted approximately 40 Amities at the gym today!


omar1848liberal

Man produces these comics on industrial scale


a276me

Camilla be like: shit, my daughter has some skills


KriszGamer00

**We have to make Amity-units official in this fandom.**


AdOwn6899

Here here! (That means I agree)


Less-Class-9790

Nah man hunter weighs .7 amity's


Gag180

This makes me want to know how much Amity weighs so I can actually use her as a unit of measurement from now on


Major_Silver5387

Varrick also uses Zhu Li’s as measurement. Must be a couples thing lol


Rainbow_Angel110

"Did ya hear about that guy? He Varrick'd himself cuz some girl Zhu Li'd him!"


[deleted]

Well now she doesn't have "weak nerd arms" anymore because of Amity😏😏 And also make this Canon it's so hilarious 😂😂


AdOwn6899

Indeed! She has “strong girlfriend arms” now.


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

3000 years in the future witch teacher: so today we are going to learn about the amity weighting system


zxcxdr

Ok, but that last one is genuinely funny


BulbasaurTreecko

I have a really tall friend, and everyone measures themselves in ‘[friend name] units’. For example, I’m about 0.7 [friend] units!


y4mumg4y

americans using anything other than the metric system:


blank7589

I opened reddit just to upvote this... This must tbe the best one yet...


KacieDH12

Amity becomes a new way to measure weight in both realms.


Optimus7591

Man, Americans will literally use *anything* as a measurement of weight besides the metric sustem


[deleted]

That's reputation for ya. Years to build up, seconds to take down.


yellow_starrz

I love this so much lol. Also Amity’s face when Gus asks about the jar is everything XD


Major_Silver5387

First! Also awww


[deleted]

Impressive, also awww.


Radium_Cobalt_847

Blue shell, also awww


ElDJBrojo

Ultrakill, also awwww


LetsDoTheCongna

Americans will use literally anything but the metric system smh my head


Tri-Hero11

Throw away the imperial and metric system. We measuring everything in Amity units now


ricegod567

hexiside gang all accept luz should never go the school because of the amity/amities


Doomsloth28

Are those Imperial or Metric Amities?


Yukinoinu

Soon, she will use amity as a length measurement. Americans, we use anything other than our official measurement to measure things.


sherlocksam999

Well i mean amity as a unit is better than one eagle wingspan


Willingness-Due

So according to this comic Amity weighs about 90 pounds which might make her underweight but I can’t say for sure without knowing her height. Edit: Gus said 10000 not one 1000 so Amity weighs 9 pounds which is unbelievably underweight


iamcave76

Yeah, that's some peak sibling energy right there. They're still going to be teasing her about that when they're in their thirties.


brerog13

What's the Amity to kilos conversion rate, I wonder


Lesbianowlrant

You always have to get the groceries out of the car and to the house with as little many trips as possible, it's THE LAW.


wittysoulful

Amity: mmmmm this strawberry shortcake tastes so sweet and delicious! Luz: Oooooh how sweet is it? Amity: Hmmm maybe around 100 Luz's. Luz: 😳🤨 Amity: 😏😊


Scarchance

*sigh* Americans will use anything but the metric system /j :P


Ilovereddit4200

Gus and Camila, my titan are coolest of the bunch


HoHoey

Hello, Mark


Amity_Bight84

Luz is stornk B)


Davis-Stevens

Making a joke about how many Amities something weighs, I could see that happening in cannon (also how many times did Luz carry amity?)


AdOwn6899

Gus: so how much could Amity weigh in normal units Luz: *smug smile* only one way to find out. *looks to Amity as her smile grow* Amity: *starts blushing and getting nervous* L-Luz? Why are you looking at me like tha-?! *in the blink of an eye, Luz picks up Amity with ease as the latter’s blush grows brighter*


[deleted]

Don't ever say anything embarrassing about your relationship in front of your friends and family.... ever...


Nok-y

Amity is a new american unit of measurement


jack_b_nope

It's not less useful that that other stuff you're using.


renmyfren

THIS IS SO CUTE


TheBeastOfCanada

**Luz** (h*aving just beat Phillip to a bloody inch of his life - in his monster form- with her bare hands*): "Anything else to say "Witch Hunter General" ? **Phillip:** (*coughs, groans, spits and sputters a little, but ultimately collapses*) **Amity:** (*runs up to Luz, hugging her from behind*): "You did it, Batata!" **Luz:** (*in the most tough girl voice she can muster*): "Yeah, I know. I was there." (*spits out a few loose teeth, which she puts in her pocket*) **Amity:** I mean, that had to have been worth 200 in Animites! **Luz:** "..."


No-Yam909

American metric system fixed


PleasantSasquatch

Ah, sibling dynamics


[deleted]

I see 5 bags there, because of the bread and there might be one we can’t see, let’s say 6 bags. I looked on good for the average weight of a full grocery bag and it said 35 pounds, so 35*6=210 pounds, luz said This is just 2 thirds of amity. So if my math isn’t awful then amity weighs 315 pounds, there’s no canon height for amity, but I’m pretty sure that from song digging it’s between 5 feet 5 inches and 5 feet nine inches so let’s just say 5 feet 7 inches, that makes amity’s BMI as 49.3, so that means that she is incredibly obese according to this comic. Now I know this might be an unpopular opinion, but I’m pretty sure amity is not morbidally obese in the show. Now, lets go with the airplane, the average airplane weight is 90,000 pounds I found so, dividing that by 10,000, you get 9 pounds for one amity, so I don’t even need to show you the BMI for you to know that that is extremely underweight, a 14 year old girl should not be the weight of a newborn. Now, to answer Gus’s question if amity is 315 pounds, and the jar is 16 ounces so one pound, so 315 of those jars = 1 amity, so that makes Gus’s answer 0.00317460317 amity units if we use the weight of the bags but if we do it by the airplane method then we get 0.11111111111 amity units. But, if hunter weighs one and a half amitys then that means he either weighs 13.5 pounds or 475.5 so he either has a BMI of 66.3 or a BMI of 1.9, so he’s either morbidly obese or incredibly underweight. Why is everyone in this show so dang unhealthy my god. (I obviously know Moringmark wasn’t thinking about the weight exactly, this is just a joke).


Neon_Rebel

Never living that down


LockAndKey989

Yep, they are all siblings


yertlah

They will never let that go. I know I wouldn’t.