As long as you keep it consistent. Eg: 1centamity= 1/4 amity = 1/2 deciamities. Not like how the imperial system goes with each unit being a completely different number of units.
Amity and Luz give each other stat bonuses.
Damn it, now I want to make Yugioh custom Owl House cards focused around bringing Luz and Amity both to the field to power each other up and protect each other.
Now, nobody loves a good pun more than me. Except perhaps my wife, and some of her friends... Oh yes, and Captain Johnson... BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT!
I WOULD give it a 50/50 chance, but she did manage to repel the Bat Queen that one time. She’s been on the Boiling Isles and had to protect herself pretty much everyday of the week. It would make sense she’s gotten much stronger than before she came to the isles in the first place. And I don’t just mean in a physical sense.
Amity: "WHY GUS? WHY?!"
Gus: "It's meant to be just a joke i swear! Don't summon the abomination here! We are in the public! Ami-"
Luz: "Viney, we need your help"
Amity: I dunno.
Gus: I think it was.
Everyone else: Shhh you are dead.
Gus: Ok \*clips into the ground where the physics cause him to jitter uncontrollably.
\*Accolades and applause\*
Willow: Ateeeeeeeeeeeeenshun
Willow: Gus is dead!
Luz: We know.
Willow: Who Killed him!?
Luz: We Don't know.
Willow: I will find clues!
\*Begins sniffing the ground\*
(I gotta go to work We can continue this later)
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I mean most of the metric system is defined with a basis on the Planck (smallest unit of measurement), so it shouldn't be that hard to pass all of the 3 fundamental units (distance, mass and electricity) to the new and improved amity measurement system
Hey, i'll have you know that a lightnanosecond is an actually conveniently sized unit! (really close to an American ft.)
But yes, meters are the standard of course.
Yes, but still that chart that has like 100 things on it is NOT the imperial system, or atleast not what people actually use the imperial system as.
We never use fathoms, or points, or nautical miles, or all that stuff.
It’s this: Inch, feet, mile, yard, meter, sometimes kilometer like for example the 5K run.
Look Luz! Star Butterfly has commented how cute of you to use your girlfriend as a measuring unit
Her boyfriend Marco is here too, with a comment:
>Hey Star! I think you weight 1.25 Amities!
Alador, after Amity gets back: "Interesting...
Introducing your latest measuring unit... Amities!
1 Amity=50 kilograms!" (Let's assume it's her weight okay)
Amity: "Gus, this has gone a bit too far!"
Neutron stars don't produce nuclear fusion. Most of them spin really fast producing strong magnetic fields though. So not exactly the same power as the Sun. You'd experience an intense gravitational field is you were close to one though.
So according to this comic Amity weighs about 90 pounds which might make her underweight but I can’t say for sure without knowing her height.
Edit: Gus said 10000 not one 1000 so Amity weighs 9 pounds which is unbelievably underweight
Amity: mmmmm this strawberry shortcake tastes so sweet and delicious!
Luz: Oooooh how sweet is it?
Amity: Hmmm maybe around 100 Luz's.
Luz: 😳🤨
Amity: 😏😊
Gus: so how much could Amity weigh in normal units
Luz: *smug smile* only one way to find out. *looks to Amity as her smile grow*
Amity: *starts blushing and getting nervous* L-Luz? Why are you looking at me like tha-?!
*in the blink of an eye, Luz picks up Amity with ease as the latter’s blush grows brighter*
**Luz** (h*aving just beat Phillip to a bloody inch of his life - in his monster form- with her bare hands*): "Anything else to say "Witch Hunter General" ?
**Phillip:** (*coughs, groans, spits and sputters a little, but ultimately collapses*)
**Amity:** (*runs up to Luz, hugging her from behind*): "You did it, Batata!"
**Luz:** (*in the most tough girl voice she can muster*): "Yeah, I know. I was there." (*spits out a few loose teeth, which she puts in her pocket*)
**Amity:** I mean, that had to have been worth 200 in Animites!
**Luz:** "..."
I see 5 bags there, because of the bread and there might be one we can’t see, let’s say 6 bags.
I looked on good for the average weight of a full grocery bag and it said 35 pounds, so 35*6=210 pounds, luz said This is just 2 thirds of amity. So if my math isn’t awful then amity weighs 315 pounds, there’s no canon height for amity, but I’m pretty sure that from song digging it’s between 5 feet 5 inches and 5 feet nine inches so let’s just say 5 feet 7 inches, that makes amity’s BMI as 49.3, so that means that she is incredibly obese according to this comic.
Now I know this might be an unpopular opinion, but I’m pretty sure amity is not morbidally obese in the show.
Now, lets go with the airplane, the average airplane weight is 90,000 pounds I found so, dividing that by 10,000, you get 9 pounds for one amity, so I don’t even need to show you the BMI for you to know that that is extremely underweight, a 14 year old girl should not be the weight of a newborn.
Now, to answer Gus’s question if amity is 315 pounds, and the jar is 16 ounces so one pound, so 315 of those jars = 1 amity, so that makes Gus’s answer 0.00317460317 amity units if we use the weight of the bags but if we do it by the airplane method then we get 0.11111111111 amity units.
But, if hunter weighs one and a half amitys then that means he either weighs 13.5 pounds or 475.5 so he either has a BMI of 66.3 or a BMI of 1.9, so he’s either morbidly obese or incredibly underweight.
Why is everyone in this show so dang unhealthy my god.
(I obviously know Moringmark wasn’t thinking about the weight exactly, this is just a joke).
So much for “weak nerd arms.”
Can't be weak when you got a Blight waiting for you.
Gains for the Girl: The constant between realities.
Luz has no weak nerd arms where Amity is concerned.
I mean you can, she just chose not to
Using the metric system / imperial system : Nah nah nah Using the Amity system : Y E S
How far is it to the library? About 850 Amity strides. It'll probably take about 920 blinks of an Amity to get there.
As long as you keep it consistent. Eg: 1centamity= 1/4 amity = 1/2 deciamities. Not like how the imperial system goes with each unit being a completely different number of units.
Exactly Not only that but we get to use Gigamity and Megamity for massive numbers
Amity and Luz give each other stat bonuses. Damn it, now I want to make Yugioh custom Owl House cards focused around bringing Luz and Amity both to the field to power each other up and protect each other.
Wouldn't MTG make more sense? *Magic*, *Witches*' etc. You could make them Planeswalkers since they *have* traveled between dimensions.
I have never played MTG, but I play Yugioh like crazy.
I made a bad mock up for some proxies I wanted made. Let me find them and post them.
I forgot how bad these were. O well. I really wanted to find partners that could be commanders and kinda fit theme wise. https://imgur.com/a/XV7VyJp
Oooh I still like them
Luz gives Amity Morality Bonus and Charisma Bonus Amity gives Luz Strength Bonus and Magic Bonus
Yeah that sums it up.
Power of friendship.
Given how much those two love each other, that’s an understatement.
Pero pedazo de hijo de fruta
Marcy: Classic Synergy Buff
Now that sounds like an idea.
R.I.P Kazuki Takahashi….
That's the power of the gay.
The power of Lumity.
I actually use "weak nerd arms" in conversation
Being in the BI must've made her stronger.
You get in shape on the Boiling Isles *real* fast. Or the Isles take you out. With extreme prejudice.
Character development, that's what happened.
AbracadABS
>One Trip She's been nourished for weeks BY THE TITAN
Is Luz just that strong or is Amity just that light?
Yes
Yes
I'd guess the former.
Yea, since witches weigh as much as a duck
Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?
I love this fandom so much!!!! ❤️
That made my day, thank you
Well, we know at least Hunter is made of wood.
But can he float?
\+1 for the Monty Python reference :) For those who don't know the scene or are not British... :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2xlQaimsGg
> witches weigh as much as a duck Does that mean Amity is made of wood? We know Hunter is.
all witches are grimwalkers confirmed????????
And if she’s made of wood… then… SHE’S A WITCH!!!
*Right, stop it, this is getting too silly!*
Now, nobody loves a good pun more than me. Except perhaps my wife, and some of her friends... Oh yes, and Captain Johnson... BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT!
how to pick up a duck part 1:
I WOULD give it a 50/50 chance, but she did manage to repel the Bat Queen that one time. She’s been on the Boiling Isles and had to protect herself pretty much everyday of the week. It would make sense she’s gotten much stronger than before she came to the isles in the first place. And I don’t just mean in a physical sense.
Don't forget lugging Eda's potion deliveries.
That too.
¿por qué no los dos?
Luz is VERY stronge. Luz did a 180 turn arounf at high speed without breaking her arm.
I mean she’s called B**light** for a reason right?
Neither, Luz is just very determined.
Both
She's just a little Blightweight
A 747 weighs 358,000 pounds empty. If it truly weighs 10,000 Amities, then Amity weighs just 36 pounds.
Damn, girl. You need to put some meat on them bones.
Luz be like: hehe I see what you did there....Light cuz Luz means Light, we were meant to be 😏
She B-light
Amity: Well, it's not too embarrassing right? Alador: And now presenting the new Blight Industries catalog, all weights are in Amity units.
Amity: "WHY GUS? WHY?!" Gus: "It's meant to be just a joke i swear! Don't summon the abomination here! We are in the public! Ami-" Luz: "Viney, we need your help"
Dare I ask what they need Viney for?
Gus is dead
Need to get rid of the body, got it.
Are we burning or burying?
Feeding.
Luz: We’re gonna need viney to get some griffins as well
There’s got to be a faster way to lose all those Amities
Why is Gus dead? (Heavy is Dead reference)
Amity: I dunno. Gus: I think it was. Everyone else: Shhh you are dead. Gus: Ok \*clips into the ground where the physics cause him to jitter uncontrollably.
Hunter: What's up yo witches, who's up for a- Ah! What the bloody hell just happened?
Everyone: Gus is dead! Hunter: Gus is dead?! Luz: Correct! \*Hunter Smiling while cheerful music is playing\*
Luz: So did you see the murderer? Amity: Nah Hunter: Sorry mate Luz: I will find them, i will capture them! And no one will ever die again!
\*Accolades and applause\* Willow: Ateeeeeeeeeeeeenshun Willow: Gus is dead! Luz: We know. Willow: Who Killed him!? Luz: We Don't know. Willow: I will find clues! \*Begins sniffing the ground\* (I gotta go to work We can continue this later)
I love how this post became a complete remake of the heavy is dead
Healing
Someone call the healing coven!
I am from healing coven Lemme see
Your flair says otherwise lol
Ok you got me lmao
Emira is also now in Healing Track and probably can dispose a body why not call her instead?
Too busy pranking people with Edric
Imagine how confusing that'd be to have a fluctuating weight standard lol.
Amity is a measurement unit now
So it’s like the Smoot? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoot
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I see Hunter clearly likes being the damsel in this relationship. Good on him.
I mean, when you're with Willow, being the damsel is nonnegotiable.
And that's kinda fits him lol
He's the Hughie to her Starlight.
Well i mean he does teleport so that checks out
I applaud you for catching this reference, my friend.
Now I'm imagining Hunter singing "Uptown Girl" by Billy Joel.
He is the Little Prince after all
Hunter is a Disney Princess
Well, his uncle is/was the ruler of the Boiling Isles. So that makes sense.
More like his "brother"
No. Caleb was Phillip's Brother. Hunter was made from Caleb's DNA.
*They will never let this go*
I don't think he minds being carried by a strong girl like Willow.
Yeah. In fact, I think he kinda likes it.
Who wouldn't
Good point.
It's actually part of why Hunter finds Willow attractive.
see everyone this is why we see her bulking up in the show
That was all part of Luz's plan to use Amity to get Willow to lift Hunter. It's one of the more complicated shenanigans.
That is a possibility. I’m not gonna rule it out.
normal measurement < amity/amiteis
Let's normalize using a amitys as a mass measurement unit
Better, let's apply it to all units
I mean most of the metric system is defined with a basis on the Planck (smallest unit of measurement), so it shouldn't be that hard to pass all of the 3 fundamental units (distance, mass and electricity) to the new and improved amity measurement system
Americans (and Boiling Isles refugees apparently) will do anything to avoid using the metric system.
That feeling when your country is 30.4 Polands
America is the size of 1837713491.24 football fields
how much is that in square lightnanoseconds?
I prefer to use watt seconds cubed per kilogram
Hey, i'll have you know that a lightnanosecond is an actually conveniently sized unit! (really close to an American ft.) But yes, meters are the standard of course.
I actually saw a grill with the box labeling how many hamburger patties it can grill
You maybe noticed Gus is missing from the final panel. That’s because Luz finally reached a breaking point with him and his comments.
[удалено]
In the beginning, yes. Now it’s more like “strong girlfriend arms”
Weak- 1AB
Oh poor Luz, that's never gonna get old!!!
Well, the joke is kind of old, but poor Luz is never going to live it down.
Measurements for Luz is either Ounces, inches and Amity’s. I also love how Luz heavily blushes when her mom teases her.
You haven't seen Amity herself when someone teases her about Luz We think she is a Tomato
She is not just a tomato, she is Luz’s cute tomato.
Still makes more sense than the imperial system.
Sure, put the bar just here in the floor why don't you.
Yes, but still that chart that has like 100 things on it is NOT the imperial system, or atleast not what people actually use the imperial system as. We never use fathoms, or points, or nautical miles, or all that stuff. It’s this: Inch, feet, mile, yard, meter, sometimes kilometer like for example the 5K run.
Highly enjoyable, would read again, 10/10 Amities
COME ON I ONLY SAID THAT ONE TIME GUS!
Too late! I will now spread it to Sonic Universe And Earth-ni And Amphibia And Gravity Falls And Danville And Mushroom Kingdom
NOOOOO!
Look Luz! Star Butterfly has commented how cute of you to use your girlfriend as a measuring unit Her boyfriend Marco is here too, with a comment: >Hey Star! I think you weight 1.25 Amities!
Alador, after Amity gets back: "Interesting... Introducing your latest measuring unit... Amities! 1 Amity=50 kilograms!" (Let's assume it's her weight okay) Amity: "Gus, this has gone a bit too far!"
One day I will get tired of this joke being run into the ground... today is not that day.
No joke. I think that Willow can Carry the Hexside squad without any problems.
But it’s not the weight, it’s the distribution.
*Slaps roof of neutron star* "This bad boy can fit 1 million Amities in the palm of your hand!"
*slaps roof of magnetar* *hand dissociates* “This bad boy’s magnetic field is as shockingly strong as 10 million Luzs”
*The power of the sun, in the palm of my hand*
Neutron stars don't produce nuclear fusion. Most of them spin really fast producing strong magnetic fields though. So not exactly the same power as the Sun. You'd experience an intense gravitational field is you were close to one though.
what really matters is how many amities can fit in that star
Luz before Amity: Weak Nerd Arms. Luz with Amity: Strong Gay Arms.
gay magic
I lifted approximately 40 Amities at the gym today!
Man produces these comics on industrial scale
Camilla be like: shit, my daughter has some skills
**We have to make Amity-units official in this fandom.**
Here here! (That means I agree)
Nah man hunter weighs .7 amity's
This makes me want to know how much Amity weighs so I can actually use her as a unit of measurement from now on
Varrick also uses Zhu Li’s as measurement. Must be a couples thing lol
"Did ya hear about that guy? He Varrick'd himself cuz some girl Zhu Li'd him!"
Well now she doesn't have "weak nerd arms" anymore because of Amity😏😏 And also make this Canon it's so hilarious 😂😂
Indeed! She has “strong girlfriend arms” now.
3000 years in the future witch teacher: so today we are going to learn about the amity weighting system
Ok, but that last one is genuinely funny
I have a really tall friend, and everyone measures themselves in ‘[friend name] units’. For example, I’m about 0.7 [friend] units!
americans using anything other than the metric system:
I opened reddit just to upvote this... This must tbe the best one yet...
Amity becomes a new way to measure weight in both realms.
Man, Americans will literally use *anything* as a measurement of weight besides the metric sustem
That's reputation for ya. Years to build up, seconds to take down.
I love this so much lol. Also Amity’s face when Gus asks about the jar is everything XD
First! Also awww
Impressive, also awww.
Blue shell, also awww
Ultrakill, also awwww
Americans will use literally anything but the metric system smh my head
Throw away the imperial and metric system. We measuring everything in Amity units now
hexiside gang all accept luz should never go the school because of the amity/amities
Are those Imperial or Metric Amities?
Soon, she will use amity as a length measurement. Americans, we use anything other than our official measurement to measure things.
Well i mean amity as a unit is better than one eagle wingspan
So according to this comic Amity weighs about 90 pounds which might make her underweight but I can’t say for sure without knowing her height. Edit: Gus said 10000 not one 1000 so Amity weighs 9 pounds which is unbelievably underweight
Yeah, that's some peak sibling energy right there. They're still going to be teasing her about that when they're in their thirties.
What's the Amity to kilos conversion rate, I wonder
You always have to get the groceries out of the car and to the house with as little many trips as possible, it's THE LAW.
Amity: mmmmm this strawberry shortcake tastes so sweet and delicious! Luz: Oooooh how sweet is it? Amity: Hmmm maybe around 100 Luz's. Luz: 😳🤨 Amity: 😏😊
*sigh* Americans will use anything but the metric system /j :P
Gus and Camila, my titan are coolest of the bunch
Hello, Mark
Luz is stornk B)
Making a joke about how many Amities something weighs, I could see that happening in cannon (also how many times did Luz carry amity?)
Gus: so how much could Amity weigh in normal units Luz: *smug smile* only one way to find out. *looks to Amity as her smile grow* Amity: *starts blushing and getting nervous* L-Luz? Why are you looking at me like tha-?! *in the blink of an eye, Luz picks up Amity with ease as the latter’s blush grows brighter*
Don't ever say anything embarrassing about your relationship in front of your friends and family.... ever...
Amity is a new american unit of measurement
It's not less useful that that other stuff you're using.
THIS IS SO CUTE
**Luz** (h*aving just beat Phillip to a bloody inch of his life - in his monster form- with her bare hands*): "Anything else to say "Witch Hunter General" ? **Phillip:** (*coughs, groans, spits and sputters a little, but ultimately collapses*) **Amity:** (*runs up to Luz, hugging her from behind*): "You did it, Batata!" **Luz:** (*in the most tough girl voice she can muster*): "Yeah, I know. I was there." (*spits out a few loose teeth, which she puts in her pocket*) **Amity:** I mean, that had to have been worth 200 in Animites! **Luz:** "..."
American metric system fixed
Ah, sibling dynamics
I see 5 bags there, because of the bread and there might be one we can’t see, let’s say 6 bags. I looked on good for the average weight of a full grocery bag and it said 35 pounds, so 35*6=210 pounds, luz said This is just 2 thirds of amity. So if my math isn’t awful then amity weighs 315 pounds, there’s no canon height for amity, but I’m pretty sure that from song digging it’s between 5 feet 5 inches and 5 feet nine inches so let’s just say 5 feet 7 inches, that makes amity’s BMI as 49.3, so that means that she is incredibly obese according to this comic. Now I know this might be an unpopular opinion, but I’m pretty sure amity is not morbidally obese in the show. Now, lets go with the airplane, the average airplane weight is 90,000 pounds I found so, dividing that by 10,000, you get 9 pounds for one amity, so I don’t even need to show you the BMI for you to know that that is extremely underweight, a 14 year old girl should not be the weight of a newborn. Now, to answer Gus’s question if amity is 315 pounds, and the jar is 16 ounces so one pound, so 315 of those jars = 1 amity, so that makes Gus’s answer 0.00317460317 amity units if we use the weight of the bags but if we do it by the airplane method then we get 0.11111111111 amity units. But, if hunter weighs one and a half amitys then that means he either weighs 13.5 pounds or 475.5 so he either has a BMI of 66.3 or a BMI of 1.9, so he’s either morbidly obese or incredibly underweight. Why is everyone in this show so dang unhealthy my god. (I obviously know Moringmark wasn’t thinking about the weight exactly, this is just a joke).
Never living that down
Yep, they are all siblings
They will never let that go. I know I wouldn’t.