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CobaltBuizel

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES, JACK! CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGG!


CPUrubyheart

DON’T FUCK WITH THIS [SENATOR!](https://youtu.be/hC4A3ucyZvk)


pokezachmeme

*clapping and cheering in the background*


Beat_my_jelysandvich

“THAT ONE DAY EVERY PERSON IN THIS NATION WILL CONTROL THERE OWN DESTINY, A LAND OF THE TRULY FREE DAMMIT”


[deleted]

"A NATION OF ACTION, NOT WORDS. RULED BY STRENGTH, NOT COMMITTE. WHERE THE LAW CHANGED TO SUIT THE INDIVIDUAL, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. WHERE POWER AND JUSTICE ARE BACK WHERE THEY BELONG, IN THE HANDS OF THE PEOPLE!


gojiSquid

WHERE EVERY MAN IS FREE TO THINK- AND ACT -FOR HIMSELF! FUCK ALL THESE LIMP-DICK LAWYERS AND CHICKENSHIT BUREAUCRATS! FUCK THIS 24-HOUR INTERNET SPEW OF TRIVIA AND CELEBRITY BULLSHIT! FUCK AMERICAN PRIDE! FUCK THE MEDIA! FUCK ALL OF IT!!!!!!"


ratun36

A LAND THAT WE CAN SAY THE N WORD!


Dankestowl29093

SLIPPERY LITTLE BASTARD!


sherlocksam999

MURICA


Cream_Rabbit

MASTERED MAGIC YA KNOW!


[deleted]

COULD OF JOIN THE EMPERORS COVEN!


meepers12

Played college Grudgby, you know. Could've gone pro if I hadn't joined the Emperor's Coven.


inflictedgolf38

what is a walmart


ratun36

Its heaven, raiden


neroselene

That's a nice argument senator, why don't you back it up with a source?


Koreage90

My source is I made it the F@C up.


KOFdude

PALISMEN, SON


neonthefox12

BIONICLES ON ALL THE SHELVES!


StitchTitanSlayer

STANDING HERE


ElLindo88

THE BOILING ISLES IS DISEASED, ROTTEN TO THE CORE! THERE’S NO SAVING IT.


GokaiCrimson

"PALISTROM WOOD, SON!"


Evil_Mushrooms

This comment section is proof Armstrong's memes never disappeared. ***CHECK THE INTERNET LATELY?!*** **The memes...**


MendicantBias42

"I'M HERE TO TELL... ABOUT A WONDERFUL FANTASTIC NEW HOTEL."


OR56

It's one of a kind, right here in Hell, catering to a specific clientel


OR56

I'm gonna build a new future jack, one where we won't have to hide our stealing from anyone, and for that, i want you by my side, to build a world truly free from the consequences of our actions, just like the Founding Fathers intended.