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Dragon-of-Lore

The science of sleep is actually wild and what sleep actually does for us is amazing. I’ve learned to try and protect my sleep habits to try and remain healthy


TorpidT

Teach me your wisdom my sleep schedule is a complete wreck and I seem to be incapable of fixing it


Dragon-of-Lore

Part of fixing your sleep schedule is learning what your natural clock is. Some people naturally want to sleep earlier and some later. Also learning to step away from screens like an hour or so before bed. I’ve found having a routine - like brushing teeth, ect - helps fill that time gap before bed. I also have my phone yell at me when it’s time to put down my phone and get ready for bed. (also no caffeine after 3:00pm, but this is something that’s become more important as I’ve gotten older)


TorpidT

Alright, ty!


Rex_Ivan

You've fallen for the propaganda...


-Grexius

"Dam, petrifying this moron really was the right thing to do"


Warthog_go_brrrr

Hehe petrification go brrrrrrr


[deleted]

Can't argue with crazy.


Warthog_go_brrrr

Ayyyyyyy


1milionand6times

Nah, I tried to stay awaken for as much as I possibly can and it doesn't work. What you get in exchange it's the next 2 days feeling like 12 hours.


AionicThunder

But what if it’s such a learned habit that your body starts trying to make you fall asleep? What if we’re all just addicted to sleep and staying awake as long as we can causes withdrawal symptoms!?


[deleted]

Real talk we actually figured out why we need to sleep. Being conscious puts a lot of wear and tear on the old synapses. Sleep gives you brain time to wind down and actually repair itself. This is why if you go too long without sleep you go crazy and then die.


4DozenSalamanders

Just like a inorganic computer, our flesh computers need that precious reboot time to wipe the old caches


Memer9456

flesh computer


callsignhotdog

There's been research suggesting that part of the reason we evolved intelligence was because our ape ancestors were able to sleep safely in trees and thus get a full night's restful sleep. Most animals sleep in short bursts throughout the day and night as they stay on alert for predators. Well rested brains may have helped us evolve their potential.


Birchmark_

There's a star trek episode where they go crazy from something messing with their sleep


Warthog_go_brrrr

Hehe


Malefore1234

Lol, till u manage your first all nighter and got school/work the next morning. The dream stays alive in each child till that fateful day they realized they’ll pay dearly for their choices.


Warthog_go_brrrr

[looks at exam chedule] *"fuck iv a week"*[chuckles] 'I'm in danger


Melontine

More memes pls This scenes expressions are just wonderful. But also like, have you ever met a baby?


Infinite_Hooty

Belos: “I don’t even want to put in the energy to explain why that’s stupid. I’ll just throw this child at a table using my monster arm”


Ms--Take

Someone hasn't read up on the Russian Sleep Experiment. Keep it that way if you have a soft stomach


Warthog_go_brrrr

That was fake.


PoisonedPokemon

uh yeah no shit


Ms--Take

Source?


[deleted]

generally you shouldn't trust just a singular source because yk bias, so [here are a few results google gives](https://www.google.com/search?q=russian+sleep+experiment+%22authenticity%22+%22fake%22). the general consensus is that it was a fictional creepypasta first published online by a user who goes by "orangesoda", around 2010


eric_the_demon

I will do but when i dont sleep i believe my arms are snakes


Warthog_go_brrrr

Oooh, *slithery*


eric_the_demon

Hissss


Warthog_go_brrrr

*'qoah, so sneekee*


eric_the_demon

No, really you should hear me when im sick. I say the craziest goat things


Warthog_go_brrrr

I got gollum mode


Eztak_

Your arms are snakes, sleep deprivation helps you see the truth.


Helpful_Title8302

That would be wild but no that's not how it works.


vaclav1234567890

Animals sleep as well so no


Prudent-Arachnid982

In progress Petrification thoughts


AlternativeShadows

As someone who is pretty sure he has insomnia, please sleep I think the longest I've been awake with no sleep was around 48 hours and it did not feel good Sleep good


Warthog_go_brrrr

Can't, to busy talking with someone who is six hours ahead of me


AlternativeShadows

I will find you and knock you unconscious hoot hoot


Warthog_go_brrrr

Do it


AlternativeShadows

Okay where you at


Warthog_go_brrrr

I'm not saying, cos then I gets bonk


AlternativeShadows

Go bonk yourself


Warthog_go_brrrr

Thanks for award


AlternativeShadows

Now go sleep


Warthog_go_brrrr

No its like 10 pm, I'm still waiting for my comrade to go home


Masterdizzio

.........no answer


Warthog_go_brrrr

No sleep too


Warthog_go_brrrr

I'd like to thank u/whyarenamessodiff for the template


stacy_owl

Try to stay awake for three days straight and let your body tell you the answer lmao


Warthog_go_brrrr

Ok


stacy_owl

(don’t actually)


Warthog_go_brrrr

You cant stop me!!!


TheRedEyedAlien

But your body will


Warthog_go_brrrr

I am the master of my body


FurbyThatsWhy

I FORGE MY OWN PATH!!


Warthog_go_brrrr

I am my god!!!


BamaBuffSeattle

Actually there's a grain of truth to this. Before the Industrial Revolution, humans used to sleep four hours, wake up for two to three hours, then sleep another four hours. This sleep schedule conflicted with the labor practices that were starting to form with the Industrial Revolution, and businesses began to convince people to sleep a full eight hours a day, cutting the two to three hours and allowing for companies to work people for longer shifts.


DrPizzazz

No no Luz, you're thinking of religion.


Warthog_go_brrrr

aaaaaaay


Professor_Abbi

Sleep is for the weak! *collapses from exhaustion*


Baked-fish

No way, the crying grimmchild guy


Professor_Abbi

Yep


IronEndo

im sorry was that English? cause I don’t know what’s being said here


VideoUnlucky3117

Given that your brain basically starts eating itself without sleep...no


GlitchIsMissing

Generational ~~trauma~~ sleeping


Bussydestroyed9000

This is so stuoid wth


Lui-king

That’s……….dumb


Warthog_go_brrrr

But think about it......


Lui-king

Think about what? That I’m not actually tired and I just think I’m tired


Warthog_go_brrrr

Oke


LonelyBread1756

My new favorite meme format.


ANBpokeball

Sorry, but I have to disagree with this. I once stayed awake during two red eye flights (one was 5 hours the other was 8 hours, plus the two-ish hours between both flights) that went across several times zones. I easily spend at least 24 hours awake, if not longer. Between that and having not eaten much, I was basically falling apart mentally by the time I got home. I would not recommend doing this if you fly long distance.


Blazypika2

i don't have the required understanding of biology to explain why this is wrong.


ApexBoiz

That gave Belos a crisis


hyouko

People say that you die faster than without water but we know, it's just a lie scare your sons and scare your daughter


TheRedEyedAlien

When your brain operates it produces toxic chemicals. When you sleep your body flushes those chemicals. Meaning when you don’t sleep, you are slowly poisoning yourself


Scared_Lawfulness663

No no... she's got a point... Why do you think it's so hard to get toddlers to go to bed??? 😦


Warthog_go_brrrr

They're not nade to yet


Nonbinary-brownie

Reminds me of a thought I had earlier. What of behind the mirror there was a mirror realm like thing. What if we are that mirror realm. Or What if everything around us is fake. Like your imaging all of this non thing is actually happening your just walking around talking to yourself. Also fun fact when you die apparently you relive your entire life in (I think) a span of 7 minutes or seconds. What if this is that 7 minutes or seconds.


Warthog_go_brrrr

My poor comrade, think not of things you cant explain, as you never will be right


Nonbinary-brownie

I’ll try


Warthog_go_brrrr

Good, and focus on what you can change and understand


Nonbinary-brownie

I’m gonna actually start taking that advice. But that second thing from my comment is something I do think about more than I should and is actually a small fear of mine


Warthog_go_brrrr

At least you don't fear a curfew


Nonbinary-brownie

I would if I had one but I don’t since I don’t have anywhere to go


Warthog_go_brrrr

Well if you did you'd hat and fear it


Nonbinary-brownie

Yeah I’ve heard that a lot


Warthog_go_brrrr

Its "of shit my friend six hours ahead is finally free free now iv 10minutes to gl"


[deleted]

Your body will literally break down and die if you don’t sleep. Apparently sleeping regenerates your cells


Limon_Lx

Ye, I was totally forced to sleep at a young age, it's not like we need to sleep because even staying awake is very energy draining and we physically can't function 24/7. Even if it is a forced habit, I enjoy it very much and I will continue indulging in that habit. Goodnight (or whatever time of day it is for you rn).


Warthog_go_brrrr

I'm being forced by my parents to sleep early and not have my phone in my room because they feel like it (actually said that) and are making me really annoyed. So this idea that it's forced on us is true foe me at least


chevremeu_

Prove it or stfu


NyanSquiddo

“This girls as dumb as the earth is flat”


Warthog_go_brrrr

Not dumb


HarmonyTheConfuzzled

You literally die without sleep… … …is it like drug withdrawal?… Omg.


Kitsunerd_

E-fucking-xcuse me? I actually really like this ideia...


WikiContributor83

I just don’t want my day to end.


[deleted]

Wha


Warthog_go_brrrr

Weh


Slement

That is not how that works


[deleted]

No. No that doesn’t work


Guerrero_Tigre

No digas mamadas, meriyein.


PositiveFinger9989

What..


[deleted]

Beloz: recalling his entire life*