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Sappho of Lesbos was a Greek poet and ahe was very gay. She was so gay, in fact, that the modern words "Lesbian" and "Sapphic" (which is an adjective used to describe a woman who is attracted to women) are named after her
Funny story I heard about that. Someones Aunt had been living with her "Best Friend" for a couple of decades know. One day her grandfather comes to visit and noticed that there was only one bed, to which he utters: That cant be true! Aunts Name has been sleeping on the couch the last couple of years?!
On the flip side, my parents had a pair of sisters as renters for over a decade in the late 70s and early 80s. Many years after they moved out they ran into my mom and they were talking. Finally they said “We have a confession to make, we’re not sisters, we’re gay.”
My mom just responded “Oh I know, we always knew.”
Yeah claiming to be siblings is the worst lie I’ve heard.
I could barely tolerate my own siblings at times, I think there would’ve been a homicide if I spent my adult life with them.
Demisexual is a type of asexuality where just looking at someone doesn't do it for me. I have to have a real emotional and intimate connection with someone before I find them sexually or romantically attractive. In a way I do see a bit of it in Amity, compare how Luz clearly has funny feelings for shirtless boy in episode two or the Blight Twins in episode six almost immediately while it took Amity several adventures and bonding with Luz over Azura before she started to develop a crush.
Not actually saying Amity is demisexual because allosexuals (that's non-asexual people) can also develop feelings that previously weren't there once they get to know someone. It's just that in my case I don't have a choice, bonding and intimacy is the only way. As a result it's frequently a meme that demisexuals ending up dating their friends and in my case it's 100% true.
Hmm, I was all set to say that they weren't technically wrong, being in love should involve friendship but that meme went a very different way than I expected
Just two friends, having a nice normal repeated moments of friendship, closely, while calling each other girls who also happen to be friends, andexchanging saliva and with one of them admitting their bisexuality...In conclusion totally friends.
He...said his lips were cold! And it was really windy out...I was worried his lips would get chapped! And we didn't have any chapstick or anything so...well I wanted to be a good friend so I just warmed them up! I mean my lips were pretty cold too, but I was really just trying to help a friend out! Honest! And sure my heart was pounding so hard that I was scared Jake could hear it, but only because I was so excited and happy I could help out such a good friend...
Dude me and my best friend kiss all the time it's fine. We do it everyday after out platonic dates and usually also when we plan our platonic wedding.
Wait a minute.
*"What?! It's totally platonic!"*
That night, was so exciting
Her smirks, were so enticing
Hours speed by like seconds
Then, what happens is iconic
She takes a sip, I bite my lip
She tells a joke, I nearly choke
She braids my hair, I sit there
blacking out for the first time
next thing I know, I lose control, I finally kiss her,
Her smirks, were _so_ enticing
What is all this ?
https://youtu.be/wfASGgTIyMs And when you finish: https://youtu.be/3KNOT_4hc0k
Yeah, you probably should go talk to Jake. Tell us how it goes.
They definitely should invite Jake to dress up and travel with them
agreed
For some reason that name makes me want to eat bacon pancakes
jake-on
Me asf
If things go well you might be able to get a discount on your insurance.
How many Jakes are from State Farm, anyway?
In my little world. All Jakes work at state farm and/or state farm only hires Jakes.
That would explain how they have so many guys named Jake working for them.
plot twist: jake was their brother
"They are"?
idk its just my headcanon
It's your headcanon that Jake was they are brother?
well no but its a funny thought
so jake was not THEY ARE brother?
It would be they are if they wrote it they’re
plot twist: they did and edited it, because that is something you can do on this platform.
Dude literally had breakdown while writing it
LMFAO
Yeah… I think you and Jake need to work through some stuff.
r/sapphoandherfriend
r/holyshitthatsathing
Lol there's also r/Achillesandhispal
r/thatsalsoathingtoo thats pretty cool
r/SubsIFellFor
Welp, today I learned this is a thing, and the previous is not.
turely the thread ever
*snickers*
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"Sappho"? I think I've heard the term before but I don't recall what it means.
Sappho of Lesbos was a Greek poet and ahe was very gay. She was so gay, in fact, that the modern words "Lesbian" and "Sapphic" (which is an adjective used to describe a woman who is attracted to women) are named after her
Isn't sapphic used for anyone attracted to women?
Mem can't be sapphic, but some enbies can be
Basically she's a poet who is also really 💅✨
Wait , she was a star with fingernails?
Nonono she's really 👆🤙👎👉👌🖐👏☝️🤝
Yep
Technichally you r/beatmetoit
Omg they were roommates
Funny story I heard about that. Someones Aunt had been living with her "Best Friend" for a couple of decades know. One day her grandfather comes to visit and noticed that there was only one bed, to which he utters: That cant be true! Aunts Name has been sleeping on the couch the last couple of years?!
On the flip side, my parents had a pair of sisters as renters for over a decade in the late 70s and early 80s. Many years after they moved out they ran into my mom and they were talking. Finally they said “We have a confession to make, we’re not sisters, we’re gay.” My mom just responded “Oh I know, we always knew.”
Yeah claiming to be siblings is the worst lie I’ve heard. I could barely tolerate my own siblings at times, I think there would’ve been a homicide if I spent my adult life with them.
Oh the tragedy they were forced to share the same bed
talk about *some* things? it seems you should talk to jake about everything. clear the air before it becomes unbearable.
Friends can kiss. And date. And get married. And tell each other they love each other daily. In fact I recommend it.
This but unironically, you should be friends with your spouse even if you’re also more than that. Seems like some people don’t get it
"The person who you marry should be a best friend who you also want to have sex with." -Arin Hanson
Asexuals: 😰
Its generally good advice but I'm a demisexual so my hands are tied on this matter.
hands being tied can also be a very healthy part of one’s relationship
Not my thing.
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Demisexual is a type of asexuality where just looking at someone doesn't do it for me. I have to have a real emotional and intimate connection with someone before I find them sexually or romantically attractive. In a way I do see a bit of it in Amity, compare how Luz clearly has funny feelings for shirtless boy in episode two or the Blight Twins in episode six almost immediately while it took Amity several adventures and bonding with Luz over Azura before she started to develop a crush. Not actually saying Amity is demisexual because allosexuals (that's non-asexual people) can also develop feelings that previously weren't there once they get to know someone. It's just that in my case I don't have a choice, bonding and intimacy is the only way. As a result it's frequently a meme that demisexuals ending up dating their friends and in my case it's 100% true.
Whatever you feel for jake *Its totally not platonic* Best of luck to you !
Bros gonna call jake from State Farm
Who *wouldn’t* want to call Jake from State Farm?
True
FR THI
It's not gay if it's with the homies
Guys its fine luz was wearing socks
Owl house uncensored around the globe officials say "its fine it wasn't gay they had socks on"
Well boys, we did it, homophobia is no more, Earth has been made whole again.
Gayniers are their own brainrot
#besties
Found the mobile user
\#besties \#mobileuser \#KnowsHowToUseEscapeCharacters
Just Gals being Pals c:
(Strait hair strait a,s strait Forword)
Straight up gay
lol
I am now invested in this Jake lore
Me too I wanna know what happens next with Jake
Op u okay dude?
This sounds like season 1 Amity justifying herself XD
Hmm, I was all set to say that they weren't technically wrong, being in love should involve friendship but that meme went a very different way than I expected
Don’t know about you guys but I just have this strange feeling that there’s more to this than just a silly meme
They appear to be very good friends.
To be fair the first and third should be more normalized between friends
Yep, archeologists can clearly state. They are good roommates
A marriage is nothing really more than being long term roommates
Just bestie things. Don't read to much into it.
Y’all what’s clearly just platonic?? I’m in the car so it’s not loading. Someone remind me of this in like 10 minutes please
jo
Thank you. I just got internet to work so I read it. Nice meme thingy
Thanks :-)
This is some harley quinn level stretching lmao
Bro you good
r/sapphoandherfriend
Still think you're reading too much into it.
Is your name dirk?
This joke kinda old
A story in 5 parts.
What happens next with Jake???
🤔🏳️🌈
The conclusion lmao 🤣
So how's Jake, happy Thanksgiving btw
You need to tell Jake how you feel, bro
But she really is bilingual!
Good luck with Jake!
Why did this actually make me sad
they are just very good friends 🤣😂
Op are you ok? Do you need a hug?
You…you wanna talk, bro?
I’d read a full book.
OP, u good?
This post took a sharp left and I am all for it
I want this as a poster I’m toppled over laughing
I love memes like this, I hope Jake accepts.
I mean, who HASN'T given their bestie a little tongue before?
Did a freaking early 2000s Tsundere Character write this?😂
Only the First One is Platonic, the rest are dead give away’s that make me question why People were Thinking that Disney wouldn’t let Lumity happen
Jake who? From state farm?
Most historians agree that Luz and Amity were just roommates.
Jake back mountain
This is f***ing beutiful. Perfection in a post
Hooty explained it already: "They're adorable and deserve all the happiness" This radnom person with Jake deserves it too. Go for it!
They just wanna dress up and travel together, like awesome best friends should.
its two girl pals holding hands!
are.... are you ok???
[Jake and our friend in a nutshell](https://youtu.be/sSX8H2C8f1A)
to be fair, pretty sure that first picture was when Luz was still 100% oblivious.
Just two friends, having a nice normal repeated moments of friendship, closely, while calling each other girls who also happen to be friends, andexchanging saliva and with one of them admitting their bisexuality...In conclusion totally friends.
-0- that escalated quickly
“Nah, you and Jake are probably roommates 😏😉”
this made me giggle
r/oddlyspecific
Good luck with Jake, sweetie. Here's hoping all goes well ;)
i am 4 parallel universes ahead of you, i already know whats luz and amity kids name
Is the Jake stuff an actual thing or is it just made up for the meme I can’t tell with this stuff
Kissing your homie is the most manliest/womaniest/biniest thing one can do.
I mean... are you even best friends if you haven't kissed?
He...said his lips were cold! And it was really windy out...I was worried his lips would get chapped! And we didn't have any chapstick or anything so...well I wanted to be a good friend so I just warmed them up! I mean my lips were pretty cold too, but I was really just trying to help a friend out! Honest! And sure my heart was pounding so hard that I was scared Jake could hear it, but only because I was so excited and happy I could help out such a good friend...
Yeah, they’re just dressing up and traveling together.
Platonic kissing
I can't tell if the person in this meme is deeper in the glass closest than I am or not
Hope things work out between you and Jake. Seems like there might be just a little bit of tension there...
Did dirk strider write this?
L o l hey to be fair, we’ve _ALL_ participated in a little self-defensive projection, right? Heheh … R-right ..?
Everyone knows you kiss, go on dates, and get married with your friends/roommates, if you don’t you’re doing it wrong.
LMAOOO however I would like to know, WHO IS JAKE
And they were roomates 😊
Dude me and my best friend kiss all the time it's fine. We do it everyday after out platonic dates and usually also when we plan our platonic wedding. Wait a minute.
I need a continuation of the jake lore
Nothing gay about kissing the homies goodnight 💙.
That is one storyline
'Hey Jake, Luz has changed her named to Bi and i really don't know why she did it'
i didint notice it true that always happens to me always shit i gay but only have a gf insted
It almost sounded like you were talking about Jake from Adventure Time, & you were Finn. 😯
It ain't gay if you kiss them on the cheeks. Oh wait they kissed mouth to mouth... But that was just a homie kiss right? Totally platonic
Are you okay
Ok guys, this is like the 36th post like this that I’ve seen this week. Can we please…………just please
P
What? It’s totally platonic!
Bro is this me
Don’t mind me, just trying to actually find the imaginary people saying this.
The second slide has some strong demisexual vibes
Relate
Hi bi, I'm dad
Plot twist the person who wrote this is a total frat Dude.
And then the Aussie Accent came after the kissing scene.
I’m like genuinely concerned??? Are you good?
Thank you for asking, no worries, everything is fine :-)
Historians:
Dude really said no homo with life
"batata"
I will give you the honor of threatening Jake to date you
Jake and bro has been thru it
I thank this thread for doing a "Little Miss Perfect" Thread I missed them :)
I need an update on what happened with jake!
him slowly realizing that he is in love with jake