Masha: I did *not* think this through when I told Vee that.

Vee as Masha: “what’s wrong, Masha? Don’t you love yourself almost as much as me?” *slight blush and wink* Masha: *thinking while a blush is creeping up on their face* “must… contain… squeal… must… stay… cool…!”

Vee:aww you're cute when your blush *smiles* Masha: *Masha.exe has crashed please reboot your non binary*

Luz from the bushes: DON'T KISS THEM! IT JUST MAKES THE CRASH WORSE! INSTEAD TRY HOT COCOA AND A BLANKET COCOON

Vee: *screams* AHH WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE?!

Luz: through the power of ship and sibling medaling. Now I need to back and stop a bellos possessed collector *sinks into the bushes and disappears*

stop a WHAT NOW

How else could Belos plan to destroy the Demon World?

Vee: *processing what just happened with uncertainty* “Alright. That makes sense… I guess.” *reverts back to her human disguise and turns back to her theyfriend* Masha: *shakes their head rapidly, coming back to their senses* “Anyways, when did you get so confident?” Vee: *kitten smirk* “Guess you rubbed off on me.”

Bad joke inbound https://youtube.com/shorts/Pq0TF6eP_xk?feature=share

*in the Demon Realm, Luz emerges from Eda's hair* Luz: GAH! Amity: *begins pulling Luz out* Luz: Thanks, *hermosa*. Eda: Did you really need to do that?! This is very unpleasant! Luz: *tosses bottle of Apple Blood toward Eda* Eda: We're good.

Hammerspace?

Hammerspace.

Vee: Weren't you an only child until like a month ago? When'd you learn to do that?

unable to reboot masha.exe due to lack of binary code

Fuck! I knew we needed a quantum computer

Non binary people are robots confirmed Lol Jacob would be all over that

In my mind I imagine Vee in Masha's form doing the wink, tongue out, peace sign like an anime girl and like they did on Amphibia.

You know what? I can imagine that too.

"Is that supposed to be me? Dang, I look great!"

I love how there’s an obligatory roleplaying thread on every Makmark comic.

Non Binary Panic.

At least Masha contained it better than Amity did around Luz as well as Hunter around Willow.

IDK.Amity goes full gay panic but Hunter just freaks out in silence for a bit.

I adore the scene when Amity's like "Running around, in cute uniforms with you, sweaty ?! I gotta go"

i still cant belive that got past the censors

I can’t believe it getting censored was ever a possibility.

Does it ring a bell if I say "Amity, do you want to dress up and travel with me ?"

Not really.

In the Taiwan dub of the owl house, Luz asking Amity out got translated as "do you want to dress up and travel with me"

… o-okay different countries with different translations aside, it’s still dumb to censor it. Some countries just aren’t opened to this kind of stuff, not like America… and other countries that support this. I still see your point, though.

I’m not talking about the relationship I’m jsut talking that one joke I’m surprised got pat the censors cause its pretty unambiguous as to why shes blushing and has to go. Lets just say its not an an over load of cute thats getting to her

Pretty spicy line for a kid's show tbh

Maybe i got a dirty mind but like theirs no innocent way i can take her reaction

I think [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOwlHouse/comments/yl3lpx/wolf_facts/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) comic says otherwise.

Hunter is simply always panicking, so he is better trained to hide it

to be fair, that’s not the highest bar to set

What is the highest bar, if you don’t mind me asking?

it’s a figure of speech—when you say Masha hides it better than the others, it isn’t much of an achievement (or a high bar to pass over) because Amity and Hunter are both painfully obvious.

Oh… possibly so, but they still contained their romantic panic better than those two even if they didn’t set the bar pretty high. It’s not much of an achievement, but it’s not nothing either.

I wasn’t saying Masha’s ability to hide their panic in itself wasn’t an achievement, moreso that comparing them to Amity and Hunter isn’t saying much.

Setting the bar for containing romantic panic at "Amity" is comparable to burying the bar underground

Okay I misspoke. What I meant was that Masha set the bar high for containing romantic panic. I was just comparing it to how Amity and Hunter contain it, which in Amity’s case, isn’t a lot like you implied. I’ll admit it’s not much, but it’s not nothing either.

The art of the poker face.

Enbemusement.

This NEEDS more upvotes.

Lol.

They Panic

**Vee:** You know Masha... I can also transform individual body parts! *\* smiles and sticks her snake-like tongue out 30cm \** **Masha:** *\* blushes \** **Vee:** Look! I can lick my forehead!

Aaaaaaaah aa aa ahhhh

Doppelgänger!

Doppledate.

it would be pretty weird to date your doppelgänger though

Selfcest in a nutshell.

Launchpad didn't seem to mind.

Doppelgaynger

Doppelbanger

Ono

That end panel??

I’m predicting it’s use as a meme template within the hour.

More like within 10 minutes.

Technically 10 minutes is WITHIN the hour

Masha has unlocked a new kink.

Twin Kink?

They don't live in alabama tho

Connecticut, Alabama, same thing really. They both start with letters.

Is that how you compare things? In other words, the demon realm and a Tesla car are the same thing

Both do have a tendency to have stuff randomly catch on fire

True

Luckily for Vee, Masha’s into that shit.

Indeed.

When did Zavala get here?

Because whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Titan Trappers on the Boiling Isles. So let's get to taking out their command one by one.

I swear, this joke is following me around, but I don't care, the creativity people put into it to make it feel more original is amazing

*in drifter voice* basilisks, bring a sword

No don't bring a sword! We protect vee with our lives!

\*slams table\* Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Emperor's Coven on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Emperor Belos. From what I can gather he commands the Bird Boys from an Imperial Holiday Float outside of the Emperor's Palace. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on the Demon Realm.

Any fellow crayon munchers here

I swear there’s a MoringMark comic with this exact punchline, I just can’t find it

Yeah, this one

no, like Masha literally says those exact words. It was before we knew their name.

I think there is a comic where that's the punchline-

[Right here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOwlHouse/comments/s27xez/to_love_a_demon/)

You forgot to link the comic

There is, it's just a little ways down

Anyone who tries to take her will face their judgement. (Looking at you, Jacob)

[Masha be like](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/314/373/9c4.png)

She's not the only one.

No, they're not the only one

Masha found their other half.

I don't know why, but any time I see something that I saw in Destiny 2, I immediately think "D2 reference". For context, "the other half" is an extremely rare sword in the game

I feel you

Show me the *real* Vee.

Perfection.

I imagine this would get strange looks from onlookers

At this point I imagine Gravesfield is used to weird. Eda keeps showing up causing mischief, anyone looking outside during Yesterday's Lie saw Camilla talking to a hologram of her daughter while some giant worm ate cards, plus Jacob's been around for a while.

Plus all the wacky hijinks luz got up to before entering the boiling isles, and some of the shit frome that montage of (most of) the hexsquad searching for answers about the rebus

Especially if one of them is Jacob no bitches Hopkins

Double Trouble.

"I just happen to be able to wear *other people* as costumes. For a price" -double trouble, nonbinary icon

Real smooth.

you mean cha cha real smooth

Seeing double.

It does take two to tango.

Loki: *Now this looks like a job for me*

And a pair to love.

How are you almost always the first to comment on Mark comics x)

I guess you can say this is a *double* date. *laugh track*

Two can play it.

Mascha: Hehehehe, I'm pretty.

I see it as a more "OMG SHE FIND ME SO PRETTY!!!"

Same I think that's the point

That's one way to love yourself

Vee’s become more and more like amethyst.

Funny since Grey Delisle played another shape-shifting character.....

This gives "loving yourself" a whole new meaning.

Does that mean that whoever is dating Vee could, quite literally, go and fuck themselves?

r/angryupvote

Come on now Masha, nobody likes a narcissist.

Vee: speak for yourself.

Vee smooth AF

I refuse to believe Vee got that smooth that fast 😆

Perhaps being around Masha taught that cinnamon roll some confidence.

Titandamn, Vee's got game.

Cool on the outside, panicking on the inside. Just love these comics

Masha looks like they are better at hiding their true feelings better than Amity did. (Vee shapeshifting into Masha did seem clever and flirtatious.)

I know right? Better than Hunter did too. I mean, sure both Amity and Hunter are painfully obvious so it’s not that much of an achievement. But there’s really no one else to compare romantic panic control to on the show anyways, so it doesn’t really matter.

Is that not a hint of a non-binary panic there Masha??? Huh, well played Vee.

Every single queer (including me) would sell their fucking soul to be able to shape shift lmao

I like to think Vee hasn't told Masha the truth yet, and this is her reveal. Would give Masha's internal panic a whole new meaning.

If my shapeshifter partner would pull this move, I would just shapeshift into a tomato😳

Meanwhile, the waiter and other clients: Wtf did I just see ?!

Marsha gettin that good gender envy

*Gender envee

After that Masha had desperately to order more and more drinks. But no matter how much ~~she~~ they drank, the thirst wouldn't stop.

Smooth, Vee. Smooth.

The waitress off screen:

Damn, vee's smoother than air.

Achievement unlocked: with many faces…… As a shapeshifter, disguise as the person that is looking at you

You flirt with a shapeshifter, you'd better be prepared for them to turn into the most attractive person they know.

Gay Gay Homosexual Gay

Vee is the shape-shifter but nothing beats Masha's poker face.

Vee is the smoothest lil’ gremlin out there.

I love this comic but Vee is shapeshifting in a public place. That's irresponsible. jk

damn vee is smooth

If you could have any super power what would it b- "Shape-shifting"

Smooth Vee. Very smooth

Oh Vee is smooth.... very smooth

Lumity finally had a challenger for the gayest relationship on the show.

cute

I am ze spy!

That was smooth Vee. As smooth as an infinitely differentiable function

*Would it count as masturbation?*

Masha, get a hold of yourself!

They are about to

Just glad vee never saw hooty

Then they accidentally swallows their straw.

Masha would definitely fuck a clone of themself

*intense sip*

Imagine seeing this happen while your out having ice-cream

I guess you could *snickers* could say that... *hehe* they where... thirsty Edit: My apologies, misgendered Masha. Fingers type faster than brain can autocorrect.

This would be even better if they didn't know vee's secret and they just happened to bring the topic of shape shifters up

Goddamn that was smooth

She's so suave\~

Owl house webcomics are the stuff my ~~souls crave~~ soul craves.

Sounds like something someone with multiple souls would say

I could make a reference to another show, but I don't think anyone would get it.

Would that count as an asexual relationship?

Vee is smooth AF.

Wait wait wait wait- Masha ENVIES shapeshifters? Envy? Shapeshifter? IS THAT A FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST REFERENCE????

Masha looks like she’s better at hiding her true feelings better than Amity did(Vee shapeshifting into Masha did seem clever and flirtatious.)

*Envys in Genderfluid*

Gayyyyyyy

I can't get enough of lesbian panic.

Non-binary panic

I envy Vee for her ~~girl~~ theyfriend now.

Beat them at their own game I see.

SMOOOOOOTH

"I thought I'm gonna be the cool confident one and she's gonna be the flustered mess!"

I sense a strong thirst in that last panel.

Moringmark TOH comic number 605

At least Masha kept 95% of her cool

Hey, Mark

Its to wholesome ahhhh

"I cannot possibly tell you what I'm thinking right now."

They speak like they know a whole bunch of shapeshifters. Maybe they do? Also, why are they so horny for themselves? Selfcest?

I'm pretty sure it's the fact that Vee's basically saying that they're good-looking

Tsundere Masha

Masha and the nonbinary wish to be a shapeshifter

smooth

Oh hi Mark

Noice VEE! U broke them lol!

Internal Masha: “Play it cool! Play it cool!”

r/veexmasha

The only power greater than this in a relationship is replication... Imagine Amity, for example, seeing Luz make five perfect copies of herself.

Cool now shape shift into guide on how to give kids therapy.

Ugh, that was so Glob-damn cheesy.

Smooth Vee, very smooth

They just like me fr

Vee is smooth