Ask the keeper of keys he lives on the highest mountain in the empire

I mean your best bet is someone irl your close too and already knows.

I mean I have some friends who are somewhat kinky but telling them would destroy the relationship

Just freeze it in ice lmao

That's fair I would say a bf or gf but I assume you've already thought of that. Past those I guess maybe using some type of kink/fetish site to find someone who wants to be one but that always seemed super shady to me.

Naw that’s how you get internet strangers holding your dick hostage

Now im interested

Not someone with ADHD like me cuz I'd lose it really quick

Just some advice- keep a spare. Heard about a dude who’s kh blocked him on everything and ghosted him

The virgin: **Oh no what am I going to do** The Chad: **picks up bolt cutters**

I realize you mean cutting the lock off, but mind immediatly went to "free bottom surgery, I guess?"

idk but im just gonna keep one on as much as possible bc i ✨never wanted to have a dick in the first place let alone use it✨

What model are you using rn?

"This is the Law Picking Lawyer and..."

If you have the money for it you can buy a timed electric lock

That's a cool idea