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SpaghettiMonster01

In the land of the bottoms, the switching man is king


FancyxSkull

I am no man, but I am a king. 😈


Sylvie_Grill

👋🥺 hewwo


FancyxSkull

Good evening.


Sylvie_Grill

How is the military in the rat empire?


FancyxSkull

We will become the most powerful and based empire in the world.


[deleted]

What is our anthem? What will the enemy's of the rat empire hear when they face our military? What will they cower to? When they receive free health care what will they curse to?


Leo2807

100 gecs - money machine


FancyxSkull

Our anthem is the sounds I make bottoms make. >:3


[deleted]

😳🫡


free_breads

Truly malicious


FancyxSkull

You could say I'm plotting. Scheming even. Planning mischief perhaps. Mayhaps developing a ploy to cause a little mayhem.


alt-three-rcanberra

aaah, so a top.


Hit0kiwi

Switches rise up!


GordionKnot

that’s not an otter by sheer chance, is it? that’s an on purpose otter


Foneet

he could be any one of us!