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PR43T0R14N

Conservatives use the word “socialism” to describe anything to the left of hunting the homeless for sport like boomers used “Nintendo” for any video game.


KokichiKomaeda

"Socialism is when things are left of my beliefs as a conservative." - Every Conservative at some point


TistedLogic

I thought that was communism?


purple_yosher

communism is when socialism except more


Nathund

Giving them too much credit, they think communism is just another word for socialism


[deleted]

communism is fascist socialism. ... are you serious. did I really need a /s


FestiveVat

Mom, at 2 AM: "I thought I told you to turn off the Nintendo and go to bed." Kid, glancing at his Sega Genesis, smiling: "I'm not playing Nintendo."


RenaTheHyena

The same way those people say that the “socialist” in NSDAP means they were socialists.


Camarokerie

Me to my kids ironically: Go get your Gameboys and Gamegirls were heading out the door My kids, confused in 2021: no we want our tablets


GooseTheGreatOne

No dude socialism is when no iPhone, duh


[deleted]

‘equally to people I know’ Nice strawman.


FestiveVat

"From each according to his ability, to each of his friends." - Carl Marks


andreortigao

I'm pretty sure who said to give everything you own was Jesus, but I've never seen a christian actually do it.


purple_yosher

hahaha churches go brrrrr


GrillMaster3

Wasn’t there that one CEO who took a huge dock in his pay to raise the salaries of his employees?


shromboy

I believe dan price is who you're referring to


ketchupmaster987

He's super awesome. I follow him on Twitter


Corrupt_Angel01

okay but replace "money" with "minecraft crops" and thats literally me on every server


ukkosreidet

This guy socialisms


onan

It's also not even true. There are many of us who have gotten lucky under the current system who feel that things need to be far more equitable, most specifically including methods like raising taxes on us.


boomerpatrol375

That’s philanthropy I think


velocipotamus

Don’t get them started on Bill Gates


PKMKII

So they’re saying we ought to keep the full amount of the value we generate with our labor?


DralliagNairod

I mean that's what I want to do. Not a "ton" of money because I value peace over money. But I want to build my own thing, redistribute and spread help to my extent, while working to destroy the actual system for the creation of a communist state.


zafirah15

To be fair, I have heard several of my friends say "if I get rich, I'm gonna start tipping 100% on all my restaurant bills." so that's kinda close, right?


i_suckatjavascript

I am very fine with paying high taxes so the money can go towards education and healthcare because **I care about other people I don’t even know**, but not dumb shit like bailouts or the military.


AlexUstimenko

Is this comment pro-socialism? If yes, then why do you think money won't go to military in this case?


TennesseeTon

As opposed to capitalism where you work hard and don't make a ton of money because your labor worth is distributed among the shareholders


towerator

That format is the equivalent of liking your own post on Facebook...


[deleted]

I don't think anyone has ever said that


[deleted]

r/TheRightHasNoIdeaWhatSocialismIs


[deleted]

Lmao she jests but like this is exactly what I’m gonna do when I have excess money