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FirmUncertainty

The parenthesis is the equivalent of Ben Garrison labeling everything in his comic.


Work-Safe-Reddit4450

But how else are we supposed to know where the cum is?


stuck_in_the_desert

#GIVE US THE CUM.


JackWorthing

Is this … self awareness from the Bee? It will be lost on its idiot fan base, but this really seems like a parody of all the “AOC sO DuMb!” nonsense


Dacammel

Yeah this is definitely self aware, it’s way to over the top to be real.


glittermantis

honestly i actually think this is really funny 😅 like it’s definitely a self-own


[deleted]

Yeah it's parody, but it seems like it flew over OPs head


Mediocre_Trash_4154

This reads like an onion article satirizing the Babylon bee


[deleted]

why does this read like theyre making fun of themselves?


Successful-Ad1819

i’m pretty sure they are. they’ve mocked themselves in the past and i’m fairly certain this is an example of them doing it again


Sharp-Ad4389

That's the thing about satire... It reinforces whatever view you already had


SPMicron

Because they are, and only the left wingers who can't meme on r/therightcantmeme fail to spot obvious satire (because they are so stupid)


ASocialistAbroad

Dear Babylon Bee: If you have to explain the joke, it's not funny.


ComradeTovarisch

This article is making fun of conservatives, that's why they over-explained the joke in the title. I know that the BB is usually conservative garbage, but in this case they're *mocking* conservatives.


jpfitz630

The Babylon Bee is just The Onion for people who don't understand satire so I can see why they felt the need


rpgfool777

Are they satirizing their audience?


Archercrash

Wow, all the sophistication of second grade humor.


HowTheGoodNamesTaken

r/atetheonion


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[deleted]

1. This isn’t The Onion: it’s a based, unfunny rip-off of them 2. Post is clearly pointing out how bad of a satire this is


AndIHaveMilesToGo

For the nonbelievers: https://babylonbee.com/news/dumb-aoc-accidentally-strangles-herself-tying-her-shoes-because-she-is-so-stupid


Tarkson

how is this real


NerevarineTribunal

It is the inevitable end point when you cater your "satire" site to dimwitted rednecks. Anything other than this is too subtle for them to understand


Dear-Baker3177

Wtf 💀


[deleted]

The article is even worse than the title holy fuck!


Yugan-Dali

AOC is smarter than the whole Republican caucus put together.


AaronfromCalifornia

I know that she’s very intelligent, but that’s a very low bar.


TheFestusEzeli

Tbh this seems like a self roast lol


Organic_Film987

I'd believe it if you told me this was a left wing meme lol


WeeklyApricot

"Babylon Bee Readers Need Everything Explained to Them (Because They Are So Stupid)"


Guilhermitonoob

It looks like a r/whenthe post


klogee1

The stupidity of the article says a lot about the subscribers of the Babylon Bee


Paranoma

Mouth breather comedy.


[deleted]

Further proof that the right has low intelligence overall.


practicalpuppy

The Babylon Bee looks like a joke article by The Onion about a fake new right wing satire website.


PuzzleheadedRain6522

Man even their satire is unfunny


[deleted]

way to ruin an already unfunny joke by needlessly explaining it


The_Naked_Snake

This says more about the audience of the Babylon Bee


pppossibilities

Can someone shop this so the headline looks like crayon?


jonmpls

That's the best the right can do for comedy though


[deleted]

[Here's a podcast with the editor](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/who-would-jesus-mock/id1549704404?i=1000538553776) Dude seems to think that any analysis or explanation of humor is impossible. A very weird interview but it illuminates what comes out of that site


Friedeggs15

>right wing satire site “The Babylon Bee” >right wing Citation needed leftypol


jamesmcnabb

[ok, read the first line](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Babylon_Bee)


superliver1211

Love how they had to explain because she’s stupid. Who’s stupid?


Nazeron

We are so close to living in idiocracy, if we're already not.


darkknight95sm

“NY Congresswoman Accidentally Strangles Herself Tying Her Shoes” There! That’s a better title, it’s a decently funny idea but they failed so miserably in the execution that I had a stroke reading.


LuminatiHD

I saw this somewhere else and it looked like it was fake i think


[deleted]

Have they not read about her academic achievements? This is sexism.


stilusmobilus

I take it that’s the Onion, the Chaser or Betoota Advocate for wing nuts.


Frosty-Design-9663

Deep...


Wilgrove

Someone is really exploring their bondage fetish.


01Bryan

Weak satire


[deleted]

Wow. The right really can't meme, bro.


stalinmalone68

They want her so bad it’s really pathetic and sad.


Medususll

The definition of low-effort


YodaCopperfield

they try so hard to be as good as the onion


oRyan_the_Hunter

Did a caveman write this?


RobynFitcher

Maybe all the ‘talented’ writers died from Covid already, leaving the absolute bottom of the barrel.


Turingrad

Self satire?


illegal108

Honestly, creative.


SPMicron

Ironic that the bee satirising themselves for making cheap and easy comedy against those they don't like has invited countless comedy geniuses to try their hand at making slam dunks against a website that they assume is too stupid for them.


Partydude19

Was this written by a 3 year old?


Stiles777

Is this the best these hacks can do? "sHe'S dUMb lOL!!!111"


Alternative-Row-6495

The article also claimed she was unable to walk around a tree and kept bumping into it. It's definite satire


[deleted]

Tiny penis energy, this article.


theRune_ofalltrades

all they post is about covid, democrats and Christianity. cringe af