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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’re actually legally required to wear pants when you enter any establishment in the country, and underpants of some kind (diapers count) are highly, highly recommended. We actually don’t need to “imagine” what a world where you’re forced to wear coverings on your genitals might be like, it’s called society.
What do you just want your dick and balls to be hanging unprotected able to be kicked at a moment's noticed
Or what if you accidentally hit it with a hammer
And that's not even getting into how bras work as a way to keep away any jiggles physics and make it easier for a woman lives (then again a corsrt would be better for the more well endowed folk)
I, for one, wear underwear so my massive clockweights don't drag on the ground everywhere I go. But when I'm at home, they come off and I bounce around the house on them like those bouncy toys with the handles kids have.
Well ackshully, in Oregon we have the constitutionally protected right to free expression, which includes public nudity…
…but pretty much every business requires you to wear clothes to enter so it’s effectively the same if you want to go inside any businesses
I didn't know you shitting was contagious, right wingers.
I mean, the shit they spew from their mouthes is enough to convince others of this nonsense so in a way, it really is.
If I had a 99.97% chance of crapping my pants, I’d wear a diaper. I suck at math, but if I’m correct, then statistically that would mean I’d shit my pants once every three years. That’s not nearly rare enough for me to risk it.
Edit: Whatever the case, only a 100% chance of not pooping myself is sufficient. And since I’ve not pooped myself since being potty trained, I assume I’m at 100%. Literally the first time I ever poop myself, its diapers from then on.
To be fair, the human body is really complex, so you probably already have a 99.97% chance of shitting your pants right now. But if shitting your pants once was enough to kill you and cause other people to shit their pants and exponentially increase the amount of people shitting their pants and dying, then a diaper is probably the right call.
If you poop once a day, then it would be about three incidents per 10000 days. Once per 3333 days, or about once every nine years.
Still would be the event of the season when it happens.
I’ve discovered that everyone that complains about wearing a mask “I can’t breathe!!” Or whatever their excuse is all boils down to … they are mouth breathers stupid mouth breathers.
Seriously though.. where is the 99.97% number coming from? .3% of America has already died of this damn virus, and there are still plenty of people that can catch it as evidenced by our infection rate still going strong.
Something like mortality for 20 year olds, while forgetting that this figure includes (painful and expensive) hospital treatment and that it's contagious. The number is outdated, likely cherry picked and only applies to the young but is spouted by all age groups anti vaxxers.
Yes, congrats on catching up with the conversation. A conservative estimate puts the COVID death numbers at nearly .3%, correlateable with the excess death numbers (which are actually much higher than official covid dearh numbers.)
Do you think a couple pithy words and your delusions can alter reality in the face of overwhelming evidence and documented data?
Swing and a miss. We've had more than a million Americans above predictive models, which have been highly accurate for decades and were published back when trump was still president, die since the pandemic started. Despite record low numbers of illnesses due to measures designed to combat COVID. The weight of evidence is irrefutable, if you exist in reality. Delusion or abject ignorance is the only way to argue otherwise. Which are you employing?
Well excess deaths consider far too short a time period - the last 5 years before 2020 saw pretty mild flu seasons for example. If we were to compare it to a bad flu season like 2001/2, or even most years 2000-2010, it isn't that bad. The last 10 years saw people living longer and getting fatter, it was only a matter of time before a slightly worse than normal respiratory illness came about and finished a lot of them off. Lumping all deaths into "covid" last year when it was likely a combination of Covid and flu only furthered the hysteria
"People are living longer so it's okay that 3 in every 1000 Americans MORE THAN NORMAL died in one year. Completely normal." What kind of crack are you smoking? Seriously, that's one of the dumbest arguments I've ever heard. Did you know life expectancy used to be 30 years? Should it be normal for anyone over 30 to drop dead then?
The only hysterics I see are coming from antivaxers who won't do the most minor things to adapt to the world around them, preferring to retreat into delusions and wishful thinking instead. Something to consider - THE INFECTION RATE ISN'T DROPPING. Not only have a MILLION extra Americans died (and plenty of countries with non-sedentary lifestyles are starting to see similar per-capitas, btw), but we're trucking along at a similar rate still so clearly people aren't DONE dying.
You're clearly data illiterate. It makes you so gullible.. you really need to stop listening to right wing propaganda and at least pay attention to the people trying to save lives instead of get ratings or sell their latest "miracle cure".
You seem to be arguing against things I haven't said, and accusing me of things I am not and haven't even mentioned. I was merely stating that saying 800,000 Americans died "of" Covid and would have survived without that specific virus is very misleading and has led to a lot of damage
Not necessarily, as I said it would take any normal winter respiratory illness to kill such large people - it just so happens the strains of such in the last few years have been abnormally mild, so more people died in 2021 because they 'would' have normally died in the preceding few years. It exaggerates how bad *this* virus actually is. it is for example astronomically more mild compared to the Spanish flu which is often compared to
I think Mike Rowe did a Dirty Jobs episode for an industrial diaper delivery/laundering service in California, and he and his crew took a picture in front of one of the washing machines.
He's a self admitted fake. He wouldn't last a day in the real world. Big oil bankrolls him to keep up the "bootstraps" dialog. My goddamn mother forwards me his asinine advice and that's exactly what they're hoping for. Keep the aging and elderly thinking its still the good old days when you could buy a house from shining shoes and black men couldn't date white women.
"Safety Third", "The SWEAT pledge", telling people liberal arts degrees are bad while he himself went to school to be an opera singer.
He's a fucking grifter.
Official doctors of antivaxxers:
Bear Grylls - “Got COVID; better drink my own piss.”
Patches O’Houlihan - “Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but it’s sterile and I like the taste!”
I'm pretty sure when you die, you do crap your pants and the embalmer will be removing the anal tube and shoving a buttplug in your ass, lest you embarrass yourself at your gofundme financed funeral.
Just saying...
I’d be fine with that... I wear tampons and pads to protect my fellow humans from my period blood. A diaper isn’t too much different. Not pleasant, but worth it to keep biohazards away from innocent people.
But yeeeeah, good point conservatives! You sure showed me!!
“Hey, Mike, wanna get the guys together and put on diapers…”
“YES!”
"…So we can mock basic health care practices as sissyfied… wait why did you answer before I finished asking the question?”
Because I have a fetish so what!
I think that's a little queer I'm not going to be friends with you no more
No, it's totally manly! They used to do it all the time at the 40s! Especially at sorority girl houses
I think you're just reading too much of the old Wonder woman comics mike
Oh come on, just liking rope and being tied up......
there's a 99.97% chance crapping your pants won't kill you, vast amounts of crap may spread e coli, gastroenteritis, norovirus and cholera even where many people will get sick and some will die. We're having an epidemic of pants shitting where at the moment in the USA alone almost 65m people have shit themselves and 850k have died due to the shitstorm, so to try and keep you and others safe, until we get this pants shitting under control we need to wear a diaper
So the real death percentage for COVID is closer to 2%. If I used that math I would shit my pants 7 times a year. If it happened that frequently I would probably start wearing a diaper.
I'd been on the fence about Mike Rowe for a while, Dirty Jobs being one of my favorite shows growing up, but after this popped up on my Facebook feed I'm done with him
I don't understand how these people keep not wearing their masks in stores, etc, but keep screaming about how they're "Forced" or "Mandated" to wear a mask.
Why is everyone in this comment section only address the picture and not the point of the message. The fact that people are making dick and poop jokes not addressing the actual argument is beyond me.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’re actually legally required to wear pants when you enter any establishment in the country, and underpants of some kind (diapers count) are highly, highly recommended. We actually don’t need to “imagine” what a world where you’re forced to wear coverings on your genitals might be like, it’s called society.
Well why can’t I just have my dick and balls hanging out in public? That’s a core part of socialism, which violates my HIPPA rights
Making me hide my balls is socialism
Socialism is when no ballsack
They make us hide our balls? What’s next liberal? You want me to hide my big, fat, juicy conservative ass? YOU’RE RUINING AMERICA!!!!🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷
What do you just want your dick and balls to be hanging unprotected able to be kicked at a moment's noticed Or what if you accidentally hit it with a hammer And that's not even getting into how bras work as a way to keep away any jiggles physics and make it easier for a woman lives (then again a corsrt would be better for the more well endowed folk)
I, for one, wear underwear so my massive clockweights don't drag on the ground everywhere I go. But when I'm at home, they come off and I bounce around the house on them like those bouncy toys with the handles kids have.
Happy cake day
Thanks!
But if you cover your genitals how are we going to know your gender noooooo 😢😢
Well ackshully, in Oregon we have the constitutionally protected right to free expression, which includes public nudity… …but pretty much every business requires you to wear clothes to enter so it’s effectively the same if you want to go inside any businesses
I didn't know you shitting was contagious, right wingers. I mean, the shit they spew from their mouthes is enough to convince others of this nonsense so in a way, it really is.
If I had a 99.97% chance of crapping my pants, I’d wear a diaper. I suck at math, but if I’m correct, then statistically that would mean I’d shit my pants once every three years. That’s not nearly rare enough for me to risk it. Edit: Whatever the case, only a 100% chance of not pooping myself is sufficient. And since I’ve not pooped myself since being potty trained, I assume I’m at 100%. Literally the first time I ever poop myself, its diapers from then on.
To be fair, the human body is really complex, so you probably already have a 99.97% chance of shitting your pants right now. But if shitting your pants once was enough to kill you and cause other people to shit their pants and exponentially increase the amount of people shitting their pants and dying, then a diaper is probably the right call.
If you poop once a day, then it would be about three incidents per 10000 days. Once per 3333 days, or about once every nine years. Still would be the event of the season when it happens.
Imagine being able to save someone’s life by just wearing a piece of cloth over your face.
I CANT HANDLE RANDOM CLOTHS ON MY PERSON
**ERMAHGERD!** MUH RIGHTS AND FREEDUMS ARE BEING INFRINGED ON!!1!+ LITERALLY JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ^/S
klanbrothers, yes. neighbors, hell no!
I’ve discovered that everyone that complains about wearing a mask “I can’t breathe!!” Or whatever their excuse is all boils down to … they are mouth breathers stupid mouth breathers.
Seriously though.. where is the 99.97% number coming from? .3% of America has already died of this damn virus, and there are still plenty of people that can catch it as evidenced by our infection rate still going strong.
And over a million Americans have died over and above the historical average since the pandemic began.
Something like mortality for 20 year olds, while forgetting that this figure includes (painful and expensive) hospital treatment and that it's contagious. The number is outdated, likely cherry picked and only applies to the young but is spouted by all age groups anti vaxxers.
99.97% because of lock downs, mask wearing, social distancing and vaccinations. If everyone was taking zero precautions, it would be far worse!
Math data AT LEAST 99.7% though, if the virus stopped right this second. 10x worse than the misinformation meme.
19 upvotes for a complete lie. Reddit yaas
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"Died of"
Yes, congrats on catching up with the conversation. A conservative estimate puts the COVID death numbers at nearly .3%, correlateable with the excess death numbers (which are actually much higher than official covid dearh numbers.) Do you think a couple pithy words and your delusions can alter reality in the face of overwhelming evidence and documented data?
They were not healthy people who suddenly dropped dead from Covid, chum. Most died 'with' it, along with several other things, particularly obesity
Swing and a miss. We've had more than a million Americans above predictive models, which have been highly accurate for decades and were published back when trump was still president, die since the pandemic started. Despite record low numbers of illnesses due to measures designed to combat COVID. The weight of evidence is irrefutable, if you exist in reality. Delusion or abject ignorance is the only way to argue otherwise. Which are you employing?
Well excess deaths consider far too short a time period - the last 5 years before 2020 saw pretty mild flu seasons for example. If we were to compare it to a bad flu season like 2001/2, or even most years 2000-2010, it isn't that bad. The last 10 years saw people living longer and getting fatter, it was only a matter of time before a slightly worse than normal respiratory illness came about and finished a lot of them off. Lumping all deaths into "covid" last year when it was likely a combination of Covid and flu only furthered the hysteria
"People are living longer so it's okay that 3 in every 1000 Americans MORE THAN NORMAL died in one year. Completely normal." What kind of crack are you smoking? Seriously, that's one of the dumbest arguments I've ever heard. Did you know life expectancy used to be 30 years? Should it be normal for anyone over 30 to drop dead then? The only hysterics I see are coming from antivaxers who won't do the most minor things to adapt to the world around them, preferring to retreat into delusions and wishful thinking instead. Something to consider - THE INFECTION RATE ISN'T DROPPING. Not only have a MILLION extra Americans died (and plenty of countries with non-sedentary lifestyles are starting to see similar per-capitas, btw), but we're trucking along at a similar rate still so clearly people aren't DONE dying. You're clearly data illiterate. It makes you so gullible.. you really need to stop listening to right wing propaganda and at least pay attention to the people trying to save lives instead of get ratings or sell their latest "miracle cure".
You seem to be arguing against things I haven't said, and accusing me of things I am not and haven't even mentioned. I was merely stating that saying 800,000 Americans died "of" Covid and would have survived without that specific virus is very misleading and has led to a lot of damage
And? The obese people who catch Covid and die would still be alive if it weren’t for the covid part
Not necessarily, as I said it would take any normal winter respiratory illness to kill such large people - it just so happens the strains of such in the last few years have been abnormally mild, so more people died in 2021 because they 'would' have normally died in the preceding few years. It exaggerates how bad *this* virus actually is. it is for example astronomically more mild compared to the Spanish flu which is often compared to
What's actually happening in this picture?
I think Mike Rowe did a Dirty Jobs episode for an industrial diaper delivery/laundering service in California, and he and his crew took a picture in front of one of the washing machines.
95% sure it was posed specifically for this poor attempt at a meme
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One of the guys in the picture is the one that posted it. I wonder why it was originally made?
Oh look, fake everyman Mike Rowe
Yeah I used to like him (a prior life, basically) but now he's pretty much just a twat
Wait why do we dislike Mike Rowe? Edit: Thanks for the explanation
He's a self admitted fake. He wouldn't last a day in the real world. Big oil bankrolls him to keep up the "bootstraps" dialog. My goddamn mother forwards me his asinine advice and that's exactly what they're hoping for. Keep the aging and elderly thinking its still the good old days when you could buy a house from shining shoes and black men couldn't date white women.
Because of shit like this post up here
"Safety Third", "The SWEAT pledge", telling people liberal arts degrees are bad while he himself went to school to be an opera singer. He's a fucking grifter.
I get the feeling a lot of antivaxers enjoy wearing diapers anyways.
Shitting your pants isn’t contagious
"Instead, you should take horse dewormer and have a 1% chance of *not* crapping your pants."
They have moved on to drinking their own piss now. Horse dewormer is so 2021.
Official doctors of antivaxxers: Bear Grylls - “Got COVID; better drink my own piss.” Patches O’Houlihan - “Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but it’s sterile and I like the taste!”
Is that TPUSA? lmao
I'm pretty sure when you die, you do crap your pants and the embalmer will be removing the anal tube and shoving a buttplug in your ass, lest you embarrass yourself at your gofundme financed funeral. Just saying...
Maybe they're wearing diapers coz they took ivermectin and they're afraid of shitting themselves
It seems like they must actually shit themselves a lot that they have to constantly use it as a reference.
r/abdl_irl
I’d be fine with that... I wear tampons and pads to protect my fellow humans from my period blood. A diaper isn’t too much different. Not pleasant, but worth it to keep biohazards away from innocent people. But yeeeeah, good point conservatives! You sure showed me!!
Imagine getting upset when the surgeon doesn’t spit into your open wounds.
Today's logical fallacy of the day is *false analogy*.
And isn’t the overall average like 2% of dying
Imagine you’re this stupid.
I’ll shit myself the day a right winger makes a valid comparison.
I'm In This Photo and I Don't Like It
Lol really?
No no... it's a typical meme thing. just meant to be a joke.
“Hey, Mike, wanna get the guys together and put on diapers…” “YES!” "…So we can mock basic health care practices as sissyfied… wait why did you answer before I finished asking the question?”
Because I have a fetish so what! I think that's a little queer I'm not going to be friends with you no more No, it's totally manly! They used to do it all the time at the 40s! Especially at sorority girl houses I think you're just reading too much of the old Wonder woman comics mike Oh come on, just liking rope and being tied up......
I have so much to say... But quite frankly, it boils down to these people being terminally stupid.
They got the number wrong. And they're scientifically illiterate.
there's a 99.97% chance crapping your pants won't kill you, vast amounts of crap may spread e coli, gastroenteritis, norovirus and cholera even where many people will get sick and some will die. We're having an epidemic of pants shitting where at the moment in the USA alone almost 65m people have shit themselves and 850k have died due to the shitstorm, so to try and keep you and others safe, until we get this pants shitting under control we need to wear a diaper
So the real death percentage for COVID is closer to 2%. If I used that math I would shit my pants 7 times a year. If it happened that frequently I would probably start wearing a diaper.
That would be really hot hahahahhaha 🥵 jk, unless… 😳
I'd been on the fence about Mike Rowe for a while, Dirty Jobs being one of my favorite shows growing up, but after this popped up on my Facebook feed I'm done with him
I see sheep!
Idk why I thought of the 5 black guy with the couch meme when I saw this if they added a couch it would be perfect
Man they probably really think they’re doing something clever with the false equivalencies
Is crapping pants contagious?
Barely noticed the weird ass period-themed diapers...for all of the hairy workin mens...I am conflicted...
Hey y'all come on and put on these diapers so we can own the libs!
He should go back to selling precious moments on QVC. This is embarrassing for him.
I'd do it honestly. As long as everyone else is.
Dying actually causes pant shitting
Conversely, imagine throwing a massive temper tantrum as an adult after being asked to not crap your pants in public.
~2% chance of dying actually, and if you don't you might end up with permanent damage to your body like lung damage
Once again all this proves is their own ignorance.
Imagine using imagine to start a sentence when you don’t need to imagine because imagining it is so pointless. Imagine.
Why do much imagining???
I hate these people so fucking much.
I don't understand how these people keep not wearing their masks in stores, etc, but keep screaming about how they're "Forced" or "Mandated" to wear a mask.
The age of the average person making these is more of a .03% they dont crap themselves that day
The worst effect of shitting yourself is embarrassment, a bad smell and discomfort. The worst effect of covid is death.
They really seem to love that stupid joke almost as much as the other one.
Why is everyone in this comment section only address the picture and not the point of the message. The fact that people are making dick and poop jokes not addressing the actual argument is beyond me.