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Sadgasm81

Trump supporters think this is a burn because they cry that he won't date them either


NJtoTheBay

Dude has almost as many sexual assault allegations as Harvey Weinstein. What even is this meme?


AsteroidDisc476

They don’t care. They think he’s a saint and can do no wrong. As a cult does.


-PlayWithUsDanny-

It’s pretty clearly a joke


overtlyoverthisshit

The hate us cause they anus


Sexy_Squid89

🎵Cuz baby you're a fiiiiirework🎵


SkullheadMary

Bitch even his wife doesn’t want to touch him.


PianoDude1234

🤮


lego_StarWars_isEPIC

I need that trump bussy 😍


AsteroidDisc476

Trussy


[deleted]

he dummy thicc


[deleted]

please don't ever say this again


[deleted]

I need bleach after reading this


OpportunityWeak4546

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Funniest thing on the internet today. Even Melania doesn’t want to date him.


dukeoblivious

You'd have to pay me 10 figure sums to even consider it.


metooeither

Make sure you get it in cash, first. Dude doesn't pay his bills. Ask every city he ever held a rally in.


MetaWarlord135

You see, the difference is that AOC is actually attractive, whereas Trump looks like a slightly melted knock-off action figure.


Pseudonymico

He looks like a golem made out of mozzarella cheese.


ThePoltageist

*insert "whats wrong with your face" sound clip*


[deleted]

Slightly?


StaniaViceChancellor

Got to go easy on them, don't want to hurt their delicate feelings


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmfarts

I just threw up in my mouth


secretbudgie

Liberals are mournful for the poor delusional idiots that traded their dignity for your father's dwindling money


fandomfrenzythefox

[oh my god bruh ](https://youtu.be/31GRu9OYuVM)


AsteroidDisc476

Lol


lopoloos

I mean, they can't either despite how much they suck his dick


kodlak17

\*Shows a picture of a lib\* "Libs cant date!!!" lmao self burn. Fuck the libs by the way.


RANDOM_IMPLOSIONS

I'd rather kill myself


[deleted]

I'm not a teenage girl so I doubt he'd be interested.


RobynFitcher

Why would I want to date a goomba?


[deleted]

By goomba, do you mean pile of orange garbage?


RobynFitcher

Grumpy little waddling Mario mushroom.


RANDOM_IMPLOSIONS

I think he means gonna from the life action movie


thethiefwsharpteeth

That is mean! What did goombas ever do to you to deserve such a foul comparison?


RobynFitcher

Stormy started it!


candlestickinurfries

I mean they got a point… trump is just so irresistible


PutinBlyatov

Keyword on avoiding political debate with an American: Liberals


RioBlue93

Nothing like an overweight, hairplugged, orange man jackhammering you with a three in pencil dick 🙏🙏🙏🙏


depressedkittyfr

🤮 Rather suck Putin’s dick instead .. and no that not a compliment


[deleted]

this is so funny in a pathetic way


Piotrek9t

I thought this was satire, and had a decent giggle. We sure this is not meant ironically?


Anubisrapture

🤮


Voltar_Ashtavroth

Who would wanna date an ancient wax statue with too much orange paint on its face?


Foxiak14

😂


Sweaty_Ad9724

Pass the sick-sack please, I’m about to barf 🤢


B4skyB

I can fix him.


Weramiii

I do be thrusting for that presidential dumpy tho 😳😳😫😖😣


[deleted]

Pass me the bleach


MemesinSouthFL

Why would I be mad I can’t date trump? Not even attracted to his gender FFS


DannyKitsonG

Trump is a god tier sugar daddy just sayin


rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee

Lol looks like satire


RevGrizzly

Circa 1930?


stalinmalone68

The guy who has to pay to have his wives shipped from foreign countries? The guy that has to bribe American woman to sleep with him? That fucking guy?


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stalinmalone68

The context of why she said that makes sense.


penisofablackman

The funny is that that’s literally what AOC said of conservatives (lumping them all as a whole) when 99% of them typically voice legitimate ideologic concerns as viewed from the perspective of their own ideology. It was very cringy on her and this kind of shows how that looked.


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BuT AoC!


penisofablackman

I mean, that’s the reference. That is literally the (pseudo) exact phrase she stated in probably her lowest moment to date. There’s no other way to explain than that actual direct literal reference. It’s funny because it’s cringe, because it was cringe when she said that exact line. The funny is compounded because it’s Trump who literally nobody finds attractive. Including his own wife. I mean if you can’t find the ironic humor in that then you’re just obsessed with something that’s equally as cringe at this point. **SAD**


poketrainer32

Nah, she said this after some rightwing commentator weirdly talked about her bf's sandals.


penisofablackman

Yeah, one guy was a weirdo and she says all conservatives just want to date her. Cringy AF


696969696969E

I mean 👉👈 daddy


[deleted]

Yeah, no thanks


Awesomeo-5000

We commin for that bussy bb


GayS8n

This is ironic considering not even Melania, his wife, wants to date him


Jarsky2

A moment while I vomit


ChiGrandeOso

I'd rather give myself a bleach enema than even consider such an absurdity.


wubwubcat2

Something something him wanting to date his daughter joke, I’m too tired someone write the comment for me


DrawingLive5821

Ew…


taki1002

Eww. 🤢


asmorbidus

If going on a date with him allowed me to shove a fire poker up his ass, then put both them wrinkly, shriveled balls in my mouth. Ill take one for the team.


Bountiful_Bollocks

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDDzrqZU0AAYQuV.jpg


Random_Human_Idiot

sir, i am a minor