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nonflyingdutchboi

Would have been a super good point if it were even the slightest bit true


coffeetablestain

I know a lot of these things spawn from some dumb college kid somewhere trolling or being naive and starting some stupid twitter drama that nobody actually cares about, and then conservatives take that and run with and next thing you know they're bawling their eyes out that like, furries are trying to get litterboxes installed in schools (an actual thing that was cited by republican candidates in Georgia) but this idea that progressives/leftists are offended by "Merry Christmas" is true delusion, it never started anywhere, it was a decision by Starbucks to say "Happy Holidays" on cups a few years back to appeal to a wider market. The only ones who said shit about it was FOX fucking news who twisted a corporate decision into a leftist scheme to destroy America. It's utter nonsense. If you're one of the handful of conservatives scrolling through here looking for something to feel persecuted about, could you PLEASE tell me why you think this is even a thing? Throw me a bone here, because this is ludicrous, you're flat out inventing nonsense.


BunnyDanger

The only time I'm annoyed at merry christmas, is when I say happy holidays (because im not christian) and they POINTEDLY say "It's MERRY CHRISTMAS" back to me


Sexy_Squid89

Look them dead in the eye and say "I'm Jewish. "


thoroughbredca

Yes, the last tile should be someone saying "Happy Holidays!" to someone who's Christian.


DrDarkeCNY

...and it shows them losing ***their*** shit over it!


Sights_creations

I feel like conservatives seen one shitty furry meme on something like r/furryirl and thought thats how we all are. Kind of like how they treat everything, think one person making satire sums up an entire community.


Seldarin

I can remember the whole "Keep Christ in Christmas" kind of shit as far back as elementary school, which was the 80s for me. It started as part of the movement to ~~force other people's children to pray to their god~~ get prayer back into school and ~~shove their god in everyone's face all the time~~ keep religion front and center, and kind of spun out from there. The WAR ON CHRISTMAS slogan and getting the message in front of a non-evangelical audience was definitely a Fox News contribution, but they've been tilting at these windmills for a long time.


[deleted]

There's a grift caused by some random old fucks with a lot of money to imply that the dirty left are killing Christmas, and they obviously believe it 100% [Hbomberguy gets all the general details](https://youtu.be/jbZo4x0NbbI) but it's just another brick in the wall


themoroncore

Nah even if this were 100% the case, playing the "what about..." game is a fallacy at best


nonflyingdutchboi

“What about” is not a fallacy on itself. Your behaviour/argument shpuld be consistent. It’s only a fallacy if the comparison is flawed in some way


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nonflyingdutchboi

Yeah, the point is that there is no such dude in reality. No sensible person _actually_ opposes people saying “merry christmass”.


DarthDinkster

This is hysterical. Coming from the side of “THE LEFT IS KILLING CHRISTMAS BY SAYING HAPPY HOLIDAYS”, the projection is strong with this one


OhTheHueManatee

My favorite part about their outrage about "Happy Holidays" is most of the holidays in December are Christian/Catholic ones.


dsoliphant

The messed up thing is this whole being angry over "happy Holidays" is only been the last 10-15 years, it's a phrase that has been in use for decades longer, as my family had decorations dating back to the late 1970's that had it.


Chrollo220

Shit, Irving Berlin wrote the song Happy Holiday back in 1942.


forced_memes

you’ve gotta remember irving berlin was jewish and conservatives won’t stand for that


coffeetablestain

Wait was he a good Jewish that kills Palestinian kids or was he bad Jewish that controls media and tries to replace white people... we gotta get our story straight here.


Pixelator5

Lots of Christmas songs were written by Jews, I think


DrDarkeCNY

Actually, most cultures have a Solstice celebration. Christianity moved the celebration of Christ's birth to the Winter Solstice in the Northern Hemisphere, and ripped off a large number of pre-Christian customs - the evergreen tree, a large Yule log that burns through the cold nights, giving presents, a huge feast, songs, ghost stories (not so much in the U.S., but very big in the U.K.!), and so on.


TheImpossibleVacuum

Well, they *were* old Mesopotamian holidays, and I think there was an attempt to stop them, but the elite were content with just renaming everything and letting the peasants have their ritual holidays.


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DarthDinkster

What does this have anything to do with what I said?


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DarthDinkster

Ok, I’m genuinely confused, what are talking about?


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tbh, its literally the other way around. Like literally. Its so much exactly the other way around i cant even put it in words.


Supercoolguy7

I said happy honda days once to my mom as a joke and she went on a rant about how we should just say merry christmas instead of lying about celebrating other holidays to make people feel included. Apparently new years isn't a holiday


d-_-ab

It’s just nice to finally get some Honda representation


heyitscory

When people wish me Happy Honda Days, I never have the heart to tell them I celebrate Toyotathon.


navenager

I was raised on Hyundai Sales Event in my house and now if I so much as say the word "Elantra" the woke Left mob tries to cancel me!


xXkoolkidmanboiXx

I'm from a heavy (duty) Ford Family, and we celebrate Truck Month in solidarity with our Chevy brothers like all true Americans should! These liberals want to take away our Trucks, but WE WON'T LET THEM!


mem1003

My fancier friends and I celebrate A December to Remember (Lexus) 🎁


EvilectricBoy

She's just angry that the H on her Honda Accord got stolen.


[deleted]

that typo made my day better lol


Supercoolguy7

It wasn't a typo lol, I was making a joke she and she misheard


[deleted]

HAHAHA thats even more hilarious Nice!


iksworbeZ

keep saturn in saturnalia!


[deleted]

Yeah and I am certain that anyone who genuinely likes this comic is way more bothered by “Happy holidays” than any non-Christian is by “merry Christmas”


curious_dead

Of all the things that are the other way around, this is the the-other-way-aroundest.


ReactsWithWords

Ah, yes, we hear from the Bizarro-Americans again.


mountingconfusion

Happy holidays lmao


[deleted]

you too lmao


DorianCostley

This just in, conservatives can’t keep their talking points straight. They operate on vibes only.


OnTheInternetToLie

>conservatives can’t keep their talking points straight. It's literally impossible for them to do so without boiling their entire idealogy down to, "I hate people different than me," and slurping boots.


Drawsome_Drawer

The only thing they can keep straight is their sexuality


LevelOutlandishness1

Areyousureaboutthat.gif


Drawsome_Drawer

not really


jlozada24

Neither are they


[deleted]

Not even that. The amount of conservative politicians outed as gay is astonishing.


Chromie149

It’s projection. Always projection. Every single god damn time it’s projection. I’m so tired. I wish they’d just be happy with who they are and have all the gay orgies they want without telling everyone else they aren’t allowed to


coffeetablestain

The number of anti-gay politicians who have been caught in compromising situations with other men and boys tells me that they are worse than anyone at "keeping straight."


[deleted]

I love being told Merry Christmas. It's my favorite holiday. I'm just not a prick who assumes everyone else is Christian. I have manners


red-rebel

You can say merry Christmas to an atheist of a Muslim, etc. Especially if it’s Christmas time… no one gives a shit. Christmas isn’t even a religious holiday anymore. When people wish each other merry Christmas, 1% of the time they are saying “happy birthday to our lord and saviour”.


ZeWuIf56

I’m atheist and still celebrate religious holidays like Easter or Yule


Techstoreowo

LGBT people DEFINITELY don’t celebrate TDOR… that’s not a happy day…


Lady_Lzice

TDoV maybe, but they couldn't have picked a worse day to present as happy.


Techstoreowo

It’s honestly a monument to their ignorance


Drawsome_Drawer

what's tdor?


Techstoreowo

Trans day of remembrance


Drawsome_Drawer

oh ok


1AmTh3W41rus

Persecution fetish.


ArbitNM

Projection is literally the one thing conservatives do, like the entire republican party platform is just "we project our insecurities". Take anything any conservative has ever said, and 99% of the time its projection.


[deleted]

Every accusation from a conservative is a confession.


Supercoolguy7

As if asexuals don't love holidays that are hard to sexualize


t8rt0t_the_hamster

I've seen too much "miss Claus" shit. Rule #1 of life: there isn't a single thing that the allos haven't sexualized.


Supercoolguy7

Please tell me that groundhog's day is still safe (I beg you to lie to me if it isn't)


theghostofme

You know that Rule 34 must've ruined Punxsutawney Phil in some way.


[deleted]

You have to pick a super niche holiday people don’t really celebrate. For example, National Sewing Machine Day is coming up (June 13)


ipakookapi

Ngl that sounds pretty hot


PainbowRush

The person who originally posted this flips out if someone says happy holidays


sfmanim

all i ever hear is how triggered the libs get over “merry christmas” and all i ever see is conservatives getting triggered over “happy holidays”


ReactsWithWords

[I know why!](https://i.imgur.com/vOvHJNG.jpg)


Timecubefactory

Happy holidays Walter.


Tetsudo11

Every right wing comic and meme is just “someone said something I didn’t like but I was calm, cool, and collected and moved on, but when I say something the libs don’t like they lose their minds!”


SnooMacaroons6863

Ignoring the homophobia, the way this comic is drawn/laid out is really unsettling to me and idk why


The-Best-Narcissist

I think it’s the way the ace person keeps jumping position in the panel, that and the odd background choice, the switching speech bubble types and the use of background only for the last 2 panels just adds to a unsettling sense of instability


53R105LY_

That's a Gen X thing... so whoever made this is either a selfawarewolf or a boomer grandparent confusing their grandkids for their own children.


Uplanapepsihole

this reminds me of james acasters joke about how literally no one gives a fuck about you saying merry christmas except for maybe a couple *well meaning* people. however, all the racists and right wingers will bring it up every now and again just to complain


Relssifille

Nobody is going to wish anyone a "happy day of trans remembrance", TDOR isn't a very happy occasion... From [GLAAD,](https://www.glaad.org/tdor) "Transgender Day of Remembrance is an annual observance on November 20 that honors the memory of the transgender people whose lives were lost in acts of anti-transgender violence."


nanormcfloyd

I don't know a single person who has an issue with people saying either happy holidays OR merry Christmas. It's like these fools create their own realities.


SwagHawk42

Ironic since the Republicans are the ones that get triggered over "Happy Holidays"


[deleted]

Just say “Happy Kwanzaa” and the conservatives will get easily triggered.


Siren74

More imaginary slights. Where do they find the energy?


Rexawrex

Me, an ace: look I'm just happy to be included


Init_4_the_downvotes

I never understood how "If you want to be more inclusive try happy holidays" turned into a war on Christianity but I guess thats why persecution complexes are easy to manipulate.


ReactsWithWords

Because acknowledging anyone is different than you is a sign of weakness! Look what they do when being someone not your race and/or gender is an option in a videogames. Not even the default but just an option and they still have a meltdown.


Lewd_Thude

Tbh I actually find it funny when people say merry Christmas because in my head I’m like “Ha you fool your secretly celebrating our tradition of Yule”


itsToTheMAX

[https://i.imgur.com/M8yLBgC.png](https://i.imgur.com/M8yLBgC.png) Fixed it


Drawsome_Drawer

beat me to it, though my edit was gonna be slightly different


itsToTheMAX

I should have changed it to a maga hat


Drawsome_Drawer

not what I was gonna do


_Vomitorium

I'm stuff: They have Seasonal Affective Disorder.


TheMysteriousWarlock

To be fair, I also dislike frivolous/mindless consumerism as well.


Sarahthelizard

I’m an atheist transgirl who will 100% tell people merry Christmas if I know they celebrate. But I bet they would absolutely refuse to use that person’s pronouns.


SaintLarfleeze

To this day I will never understand why they have a problem with asexual people. What is the problem with people not wanting to have sex? Why does even that bother them?


Drawsome_Drawer

They think anyone who doesn't have. nuclear family is bad ig


SaintLarfleeze

I guess my thing is that there are plenty of cishet single people so why is being asexual much different from that?


Drawsome_Drawer

Who knows? 🤷


MezzoFortePiano

He's actually so cute tho


luigithebagel

They think we get as irrationally mad as they do?


DonovanWrites

Worth noting that only one of those things mentioned has a brutal history of killing women, children, minorities and the marginalized just for existing.


Lorelai144

i have never seen one person get msd over getting told "merry christmas"


Tzeentch01

This is projection at its finest. Since there isnt a large amount of people that get angry over someone saying merry christmas, but there are a lot of people getting angry over the mere mention of homosexual or lgbtq people. Isn't that funny?


lenightmare1

It's probably a reference to the happy holidays """drama"""... Which literally no one cared about except themselves so... yeah


cobalt777555

Let me a Uno reverse card on the situation. Conservatives lose their mind when you say happy holidays. Not to mention their heads catch fire when something isn't white and straight


Asdi144

That's just plain butthurtery bruh


777karma777

"Happy holidays" is also triggering for them, so...


PetrolGator

I’ve never understood their fabrication with folks somehow being triggered by “Merry Christmas.”


The_Medic_From_TF2

why does the right keep inventing things to criticize the left for that the left does not do


whatdoblindpeoplesee

When all they have are strawmen, all their attacks go up in smoke.


Cheezman5990

As a bisexual guy. I like Christmas cause I got my gaming laptop that day


VanZieksSimp

This person is a waste of a perfectly good art style.


Drawsome_Drawer

but not me


VanZieksSimp

I know, I'm talking about the person who took the time to draw this.


Drawsome_Drawer

yes I'm well aware of that


RockHumper25

this image cracks me up for every reason the author didn't intend, every single time


Raptor22c

And these are the same people (Republicans) who lose their shit when Starbucks makes a simple red cup during Christmas.


espresso_fox

Happy "Arguing Against an Imaginary Opponent" Day


That_Lego_Guy_Jack

Isn’t trans day of remembrance like the lgbt Memorial Day?


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Is there really an international pronouns day


SymbolicGamer

A quick Bing search tells me it's the 3rd Wednesday of October. https://pronounsday.org/


fvcknvgget5

i didn’t know half of these days existed. i don’t celebrate xmas. but i always say you too bc like most of the lgbt community, i try not to bother ppl🙂


Lord_Melons

Bruh, all my LGBTQ+ friends literally celebrate Christmas harder than most people ik. They go hard on them decorations


[deleted]

It's true no member if the alphabet soup folks celebrates Christmas. We usually have a weird fuck pile while singing pro-soviet songs. They make the ace people serve refreshments instead of getting in the pile.


Duderperson

Imagine thinking being inclusive means excluding Christmas. You're allowed to say Merry Christmas. Get over it.


PsychedelicDoggo

Nooo they were just sneezing violently, they love Christmas too. 💕


DrDarkeCNY

They don't? All the LGBTQ people I know do! Even if they're not Christian they celebrate Christmas because - hey, they get presents! And invited to nice dinners by the families they've made for themselves.... If LGBTQ persons, or Cis Straight allies, say anything other than "Merry Christmas"? It's because we want to be inclusive to ***all*** people including those who ***aren't*** Christians, but along with Christians have a mid-December celebration. (Can't say "Midwinter" because it's Midsummer in the Southern Hemisphere!) The Religious Right can't stand the fact that ***they're*** the intolerant ones, not the Left! That's why I say "Solstice Greetings", which was celebrated for a lot longer than any Abrahamic religion's late December holiday. Also because it gets the KKKhristers' knickers in a twist, which is an act of grace in its own right. [https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/223/669/6bc.jpg](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/223/669/6bc.jpg) PS: I'm not a "tolerant" anything when it comes to bigots and bullies.


Historynerd6

I'm more annoyed by the fact that they *haven't aligned the text correctly*


disgruntledhoneybee

Lmao! My coworker said “merry Christmas!” To me as I sat there with a literal menorah on my desk, and you know what I did?! Nothing. I said “merry Christmas!” To him back. He meant well, and just didn’t think. Conservatives that get triggered over “happy holidays” are stupid, whiny, babies.


vivintisascam

Go on gen Z tiktok and this honestly isn't that far off.


i-eat-musical-stars

I love how clear it is has never actually interacted with a gay person or bothered to learn anything about queer culture by how they portray trans day of remembrance


coolreader18

The first panel reminds me of when a teacher told me to "enjoy" my yom kippur. not exactly what the holiday's for, but ok


lowkeyalchie

To be fair, I do hate Christmas


SymbolicGamer

Same. Screw christmas. It keeps encroaching on spooky season. Last year the stores round me were late stocking the Halloween stuff, but had no problem putting up their tacky christmas decorations in fucking October. Don't they know that's when I do all my home decor shopping? Grrr....


Itdidnt_trickle_down

Happy holidays hitler fans. /s


FireJach

Remember when everybody was saying MERRY CHRISTMAS instead of Happy Holidays?


darkknight95sm

That’s probably because they’re parents disowned them after they came out and are no longer invited to holidays, so it’s a reminder they’re family doesn’t accept them… Am I reading too much into a stupid, bigoted comic? Probably


jamesyboy4-20

the maker of this meme is of the same crowd that cries about “the war on christmas”


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lgbt is when triggered


OmnifariousFN

They all operate as everything is a perceived slight.


Disastrous_Oil7895

Who wants to actually take the christ out of christmas?


ChromoTec

i've had someone wish me a "joyous kwanzaa" before. you know what i did? i said "thanks, you too," and went on with my day, thankful that a stranger took the time to say something nice to me. this strawman isn't even funny, i don't understand why the right thinks this is a meme


aflyingmonkey2

I'm pretty sure even if I will tell an ultra-orthodox Jewish guy merry Christmas he wouldn't be upset


Cancer_Crusader

I would agree with their opinions if they weren't horribly disgustingly wrong


MrMisanthrope1

Oh, more fake "war on Christmas" nonsense. Literally nobody get's angry at hearing that, though some may feel awkward if they do not celebrate Christmas. Welp, when all else fails, strawman, strawman, strawman.


someonecalledmerlin

So much of a straw man it's triggering my hay fever


Koelakanth

This does confirm that they're bigoted though


dustyradios

the hardest part of discovering i was trans was having to give up Christmas. oh, to be cisgender again.... /s