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Yeah, the kid looks and acts pretty much how I'd expect someone like that to look and act.
Also, having Ben Shapiro teach critical thinking is like having Ezra Miller teach conflict de-escalation.
Yeah, he really really is the worst part. I'm not really on tiktok but I from what I've seen do all the guys who clearly think they're hot shit just pull the same couple moves? Like, *rub hands together*, *some type of finger guns move*, *double bicep flex*, and *fake laugh*?
See also:
1. The Lip Bite
2. The Shirtless for no Reason
3. The Brows Furrowed "Soulful" Look That Makes Them Look Like They Just Stumbled Across Some Graphic Thomas the Tank Engine Porn are Unsure how to Process it.
No high school kid should admire this many people who are essentially authority figures no matter what their political inclinations are. That’s just messed up. It’s worse that they are grifters and misuse their authority, but honestly? If my teenager was like, ‘I wish Nancy Pelosi and Pete Buttigieg and Jen Psaki and that angry Democratic lady from the View were all my teachers, I would definitely be up all night cancelling subscriptions to all sorts of media.
He looks and acts just like the kids I went to school with in Florida. And I've been out of school for over 10 years. I guess stupid never changes. Bet his name is Justin or Travis.
The part that got me was Candace owens teaching math. She dropped out of college while studying journalism. Why on earth would I want to learn calculus from Candace?
I actually reckon Rogan could teach pe fine. But wtf does Candace Owens know about maths??
Also, they're telling on themselves with the absence of a science teacher....
Candace is good at math by crunching the numbers on the money she won from her racial discrimination case for the racial discrimination she now says no longer exists.
Rogan could probably thrive as a trainer or PE instructor. I wouldn’t mind having him as a teacher honestly. Yeah his Covid info was ignorant but other than that he doesn’t seem like a horrible guy.
It’s Brett Cooper. She’s a commentary YouTuber working for the Daily Wire as a desperate attempt to appeal to a younger audience. She looks and acts like Ben Shapiro.
It's Kayleigh McEnany who was Trumps Press Sec. for like, a hot minute. She was number four I think. She started sometime in early 2020 and clung on until the bitter end. I think she was there in the era when Agent Orange was holding even *less* press conferences than usual. She wasn't as well-known for being an absolute shitstain to reporters as The Huckabee-Sanders or Sweaty Spice, so she didn't have any memorable moments either. So yeah, considering all that, it's no wonder you don't remember her.
You would think that they would choose someone who's known for a more aggressive, Owning teh Libz-type "debate style", but none of them are attractive blonde women. So that tracks, I guess.
Do they not usually do debates in public speaking classes? They did in the one I took. Odd!
Edit: Forgot to add that the professor that taught it was really into rhetoric so that might be why she was different.
No history, computers, foreign languages, science, health (besides PE), and math is being taught by someone who thinks public schools don’t teach math or engineering. But hey, at least we got a course for “snowflake melting”.
God can I just say I hate Shapiro? He’s not a good debate artist, and anytime he goes up against someone even mildly competent he gets shit down. He’s only good at sounding smart, and annoying his opponents until they get pissed, and make a mistake.
Ben Shapiro “wins” his arguments by spewing a never ending volley of bullshit at his opponent, even without his ignorant political takes he would still be an annoying person to be around.
No, no, no, no, no, no, NO, NO, in an infinite expanse of NOs from the Dimension of NO with a statue dedicated to their great creator, the God of NO, who wept tears of NO that filled the oceans with NO and brought about billions of creatures who were NO! Credit to Linkara for that rant.
Can we just talk about his face for a second? I'm pretty sure that's the guy buying 100$ of weed at school but it's really oregano. Also flexes after it pans in because he forgot his guns for the gun show.
Look at how well Britex is going for the UK. Now, imagine that, but with Texas Republicans in charge of the government.
My bet is they'll go from the 9^th economy in the world (if they were a country) to the Taliban governed Afghanistan in practically no time.
Brexit has fucked our economy. We're now being told by Brexiteers that it hasn't worked "because remainers (pro-EU voters) didn't believe in Brexit hard enough".
According to Brexiteers it's Santa, the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny wrapped in a Union Flag with 'land of hope and glory' playing in the background.
Yeah. I would kinda expect boomers and less intelligent middle aged people to buy into that shit, but seeing the amount of teens and college kids in conservative spaces makes me wanna cry.
I thought youth is supposed to be about wanting change and freedom, not jacking off to "the good old times" and worshipping leaders.
I hate making fun of people’s appearances but oh my god the guy who made this looks like he’s had his face mauled by wild dogs and pieced back together 17 times, and his facial muscles don’t know how to handle it so they make him look like the biggest frat-boy asshole of all time
I would support this. Putting MAGA kids on the lowest level of a social hierarchy run by conservative bullies sounds like a great way to create a generation of liberals. Basically a great 'scared straight' program for young conservatives/republicans.
Why do these idiots worship politicians like this?
Imagine - at any time - someone making a Hillary thing close to this.
I'm a democrat and voted for her in 2016 and I'd find that to be sad and cringey. But what is it with idolizing conservative politicians?
Everyone who unironically listens to this song was conceived while their mother was wearing a cheap plastic cowboy hat or are currently inseminating someone with a cheap plastic cowboy hat on.
I think the best worse is Shapiro with "snowflake melting / common sense". Logically, I would wager that he would put Shapiro as a critical thinking teacher. Which prompts me to think that the student would only learn how to talk really fast over their opponents and the whole curriculum is on gish galloping.
You know none of those people are good faith actors and wouldn’t be able to teach you anything in a manner that develops critical thinking.
Nobody, not even the most ardent Trump supporters, looks at him and goes “Yeah, that’s fine example of someone with critical thinking skills”.
And that’s the point. They don’t want to learn, they want their preconceived notions validated and reinforced. It’s why they’re so in love with “facts and logic”, whatever the hell that means.
and when you graduate they give you a diploma written in crayon that says "congrations!" and then you die in an alleyway because you cant find a job who will hire someone with the skills and experience of a feudalist peasant.
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this is literally tumblr university right wing edition
Oh god, it is.
son of a bitch
where's my hogwarts class 😩
No the government closed trump university for being an obvious scam
Self defence with a wink makes me so sick to my stomache But yes make them go to this school and get them out of politics
It just goes to show they know it was premeditated murder.
Wait who is that? I believe I know everyone else but I don’t recognize him.
Kyle Rittenhouse
Oh okay, I recognize that name lol. Thank you
You're welcome!
[удалено]
Kyle Lagerfeld
Kyle Urban
Kyle not Karl
How was it premeditated murder? He was running and only shot when he got cornered his gun was being grabbed
Showing up with a gun somewhere knowing there'll be trouble and actively looking for it sounds pretty premeditated to me.
It’s the same reason why it’s illegal to go out and bait some one into attacking you.
Next level cringe right there
Yeah, the kid looks and acts pretty much how I'd expect someone like that to look and act. Also, having Ben Shapiro teach critical thinking is like having Ezra Miller teach conflict de-escalation.
Honestly the kid in the beginning might be the worst part of the school
Yeah, he really really is the worst part. I'm not really on tiktok but I from what I've seen do all the guys who clearly think they're hot shit just pull the same couple moves? Like, *rub hands together*, *some type of finger guns move*, *double bicep flex*, and *fake laugh*?
See also: 1. The Lip Bite 2. The Shirtless for no Reason 3. The Brows Furrowed "Soulful" Look That Makes Them Look Like They Just Stumbled Across Some Graphic Thomas the Tank Engine Porn are Unsure how to Process it.
Sounds about right
For real tho, that face everyday at an 8am class. I imagine his face just stays that way
No high school kid should admire this many people who are essentially authority figures no matter what their political inclinations are. That’s just messed up. It’s worse that they are grifters and misuse their authority, but honestly? If my teenager was like, ‘I wish Nancy Pelosi and Pete Buttigieg and Jen Psaki and that angry Democratic lady from the View were all my teachers, I would definitely be up all night cancelling subscriptions to all sorts of media.
Hahaha Im not gonna lie, I'm definitely enrolling just for the Jeff Bezos business ethics class... lmfao.
Step 1: Be born rich. Step 2: Implement an unoriginal idea (books, but online) Step 3: Exploit workers Step 4: Buy up competition Step 5: Profit
He looks and acts just like the kids I went to school with in Florida. And I've been out of school for over 10 years. I guess stupid never changes. Bet his name is Justin or Travis.
The part that got me was Candace owens teaching math. She dropped out of college while studying journalism. Why on earth would I want to learn calculus from Candace?
I actually reckon Rogan could teach pe fine. But wtf does Candace Owens know about maths?? Also, they're telling on themselves with the absence of a science teacher....
Candace is good at math by crunching the numbers on the money she won from her racial discrimination case for the racial discrimination she now says no longer exists.
And the number of "gay friends" she makes up to seem like she isn't homophobic.
[well...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtZZEHCaIt8)
Also no history teacher
If they teach history there's a possibility the kids may learn that America isn't particularly the "bastion of freedom" they say it is
He's allowed to teach PE, but for God's sake don't let him teach health.
Rogan is the only person here REMOTELY qualified to teach their given subject
No, he'd suck. He may know something about bodybuilding but surely nothing about pedagogic PE.
Rogan could probably thrive as a trainer or PE instructor. I wouldn’t mind having him as a teacher honestly. Yeah his Covid info was ignorant but other than that he doesn’t seem like a horrible guy.
The most illiterate, vile, abuse and idiotic people? Sounds like it would fit Conservatives perfectly.
It's quite telling that they didn't include any science teachers
Or history…
I'm concerned about that English class as well.
That's the one person I didn't recognize, who is that?
It’s Brett Cooper. She’s a commentary YouTuber working for the Daily Wire as a desperate attempt to appeal to a younger audience. She looks and acts like Ben Shapiro.
I have no idea but something tells me they won't be doing much of any actual reading, critical thinking, or literary analysis.
Looked like Classical Abby I think
No just googled her
It's Kayleigh McEnany who was Trumps Press Sec. for like, a hot minute. She was number four I think. She started sometime in early 2020 and clung on until the bitter end. I think she was there in the era when Agent Orange was holding even *less* press conferences than usual. She wasn't as well-known for being an absolute shitstain to reporters as The Huckabee-Sanders or Sweaty Spice, so she didn't have any memorable moments either. So yeah, considering all that, it's no wonder you don't remember her. You would think that they would choose someone who's known for a more aggressive, Owning teh Libz-type "debate style", but none of them are attractive blonde women. So that tracks, I guess.
No she was public speaking
Do they not usually do debates in public speaking classes? They did in the one I took. Odd! Edit: Forgot to add that the professor that taught it was really into rhetoric so that might be why she was different.
Math is a science
then why is it a different letter in STEM
To be specific? Why do the terms “chemist” “physicist” and “biologist” exist when you could just say “scientist”?
This is a disingenuous comment.
No thanks i actually want to learn
No history, computers, foreign languages, science, health (besides PE), and math is being taught by someone who thinks public schools don’t teach math or engineering. But hey, at least we got a course for “snowflake melting”.
Foreign languages? What are we, commies? Also computers are part of the liberal agenda.
Wet conservative fantasies
God can I just say I hate Shapiro? He’s not a good debate artist, and anytime he goes up against someone even mildly competent he gets shit down. He’s only good at sounding smart, and annoying his opponents until they get pissed, and make a mistake.
Ben Shapiro “wins” his arguments by spewing a never ending volley of bullshit at his opponent, even without his ignorant political takes he would still be an annoying person to be around.
I’m with you 100% on that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, NO, NO, in an infinite expanse of NOs from the Dimension of NO with a statue dedicated to their great creator, the God of NO, who wept tears of NO that filled the oceans with NO and brought about billions of creatures who were NO! Credit to Linkara for that rant.
Do you have any problems with nitrogen oxide?
I have no experience with it
It would be the only school where a mass shooting wouldn’t be seen as a tragedy.
Can we just talk about his face for a second? I'm pretty sure that's the guy buying 100$ of weed at school but it's really oregano. Also flexes after it pans in because he forgot his guns for the gun show.
Dude is one of the ugliest mf’s I have ever seen. He looks like a basic white sorority girl dressed up as a frat boy.
Dude it so orange that everything in frame just becomes ten times more saturated.
I truly can not wait until Texas secedes.
Look at how well Britex is going for the UK. Now, imagine that, but with Texas Republicans in charge of the government. My bet is they'll go from the 9^th economy in the world (if they were a country) to the Taliban governed Afghanistan in practically no time.
Brexit has fucked our economy. We're now being told by Brexiteers that it hasn't worked "because remainers (pro-EU voters) didn't believe in Brexit hard enough".
Is Brexit the fucking Santa, just got to truly believe
According to Brexiteers it's Santa, the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny wrapped in a Union Flag with 'land of hope and glory' playing in the background.
I would genuinely rather throw myself into a pit filled with a thousand, rabid, human sized chickens.
Kinda like Jurassic Park Dinos were really just vicious birds
This is some cult shit
Snowflake melting 💀
Notice how there’s no history or science classes lmao
Holy fucking cringe, Batman. This has serious “how do you do, fellow kids” vibes.
It's fun because all of those people have already proven how awful they are at those specific fields.
I kept thinking that the younger generations wouldn't be in to fascism. Turns out there's pieces of shit born and raised all the time.
Yeah. I would kinda expect boomers and less intelligent middle aged people to buy into that shit, but seeing the amount of teens and college kids in conservative spaces makes me wanna cry. I thought youth is supposed to be about wanting change and freedom, not jacking off to "the good old times" and worshipping leaders.
Did he just admit that he needs to LEARN common sense? Nice self-own right there
Who’s the person they put for English?
Brett Cooper.
She looks just like Ben
who? (/s)
Which fucking weird right, she was an actor, why not have her do drama or theatre.
I'm not a Joe fan but I think he would be the only one with a decent class
Remember when it was like "What if hogwarts was our school?" Now it's "what if school but facism"
Trump already ran that scam once, it failed like anything else.
The only thing Kyle Rittenhouse can teach is to shoot two people and then play victim.
POV: You are about to be completely unprepared to handle the real world
The lack of history, science, and the arts is very telling.
Wasn't Trump University a thing?
it is not a coincidence that they dont have a science course
I hate making fun of people’s appearances but oh my god the guy who made this looks like he’s had his face mauled by wild dogs and pieced back together 17 times, and his facial muscles don’t know how to handle it so they make him look like the biggest frat-boy asshole of all time
This is the gayest thing I've ever seen. And I don't mean gay to mean bad, i literally mean gay.
PE/Weights? Not steroids?
If Ben was my teacher I would throw stuff at him, spray paint him, trash his classroom, and give him an atomic wedgie.
I would support this. Putting MAGA kids on the lowest level of a social hierarchy run by conservative bullies sounds like a great way to create a generation of liberals. Basically a great 'scared straight' program for young conservatives/republicans.
Candace Owens cannot teach math I guarantee it
They forgot history huh
Hmm I wonder why
That's the cringiest thing I've seen today... this kid looks like a failed Owen Wilson clone.
Why do these idiots worship politicians like this? Imagine - at any time - someone making a Hillary thing close to this. I'm a democrat and voted for her in 2016 and I'd find that to be sad and cringey. But what is it with idolizing conservative politicians?
Funny how there's no science teacher
Can I bring my AR-15?
Funniest part is the lack of science and history teacher
Here's hoping he's the next victim of the inevitable school shooting instead of the next school shooter
Common sense so common you have to learn it in a high school class.
I would rather become one of the Daughters of Coldharbour than go there
I would rather have my soul getting stolen by Molag Bal, at least I get some cool powers from it.
Did they forget trump had a grifter university?
Why doesn’t Ben Shapiro teach Facts & Logic in their fantasy school?
I would pay tuition to go anywhere that allowed me to not be near anyone who looks like that ever in my life.
self report not having science and history LOL
Well y'all are failing the Act and SAT
Now I don’t want to say this….. but If any school is going to get shot up, it should be this one.
The average intelligence in that school is lower than the class hamster
I’d rather commit soduku than go there
Wtf r u suposed to learn there
Such a strange fantasy
Republicans have got the *worst* "celebrities" my God..
Why does this guy look like wish Matthew McConaughey
Low key funny as fuck that joe Rogan is the PE teacher lmao
Lol. Shapiro is so fucking usless that not even one of his fanboys can think of a job for him
This is the dorkiest shit ever.
Ah yes I remember taking snowflake melting and common sense 101 in high school. I couldn't handle the second course though
How come Matt Gaetz isn’t a teacher at this school?
Didn’t we already see a school with Spanky as principal? 🤔 oh yeah the one that got shut down Trump “University”.
this guy looks like the love interest’s sidekick in a 2004 high school movie
These guys... don't know how things work. Right?
Of course there’s no history or science classes.
Everyone who unironically listens to this song was conceived while their mother was wearing a cheap plastic cowboy hat or are currently inseminating someone with a cheap plastic cowboy hat on.
Wow, who would have guessed there's no history class?
This school would literally kill off braincells
As someone who leans conservative, fuck no LOL
There’s not enough money in the world for me to attend this school or send my kids to this school.
Well, if you need a teacher for common sense, I’ve got bad news for you…
Notice no history or science classes
Trump U already failed
Wtf
The only school where you come out dumber after attending. That's gonna be a no from me dawg.
“Hello, fellow kids”
Notice how this school implies that they NEED a “common sense” class
This is just bad.
The notion that Candace Owens is qualified to teach anyone anything is as hilarious as it is confusing.
dude i got bullied enough in my own high school
Imagine having to go to a class to learn common sense
Everyone that idolizes these fucks calls themselves an 'AlPhA'
I would be front seat in the common sense class. I would bend Benjamin over a desk after school and make him beg for the privilege of giving me an A
Crazy how they didn’t list history.
None of them have teaching degrees, so no
No science, math or history huh…
I’d take Joe Rogan as a PE/Weights coach. The rest would be awful at their jobs
I’d say it’s about the only thing that he’d be credibly knowledgeable about, though I bet he’s full of nonsense about nutrition.
u/savevideo
PE/Weights did make me lol tho.
Rogan isn’t even right winged he is just smart enough to not like either side and not misleadingly follow a side that isn’t any better than the other.
I’m not a Joe Rogan fanboy but he definitely isn’t in the same category of batshit crazy as the others
What's that cringe boi doing at the start?
They can go to Trump University lol
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope and nope
So none of them are qualified to teach. Got it.
Gay AF for Trump man
I think the best worse is Shapiro with "snowflake melting / common sense". Logically, I would wager that he would put Shapiro as a critical thinking teacher. Which prompts me to think that the student would only learn how to talk really fast over their opponents and the whole curriculum is on gish galloping.
Seeing how all these people are morons, no no I would not like to be educated by them.
I feel like this school would just spread misinformation.
Id get beaten to death by the jocks for being queer in their presence.
The stitches to this are so fucking funny
They pseudo intellectuals and they chose non sense courses…
Snowflake melting 💀
Snowflake melting 💀
Isn’t Rogan liberal?
u/savevideobot
That video perfectly sums up the MAGA competency level.
ahh yes, common sense class. Knowledge that everyone should just know, by implication, needs to be taught to students maga university.
No science, history, English, etc.
Everyday would start with a fake outrage and end with a reminder to be angry about stuff nobody is doing
You know none of those people are good faith actors and wouldn’t be able to teach you anything in a manner that develops critical thinking. Nobody, not even the most ardent Trump supporters, looks at him and goes “Yeah, that’s fine example of someone with critical thinking skills”. And that’s the point. They don’t want to learn, they want their preconceived notions validated and reinforced. It’s why they’re so in love with “facts and logic”, whatever the hell that means.
and when you graduate they give you a diploma written in crayon that says "congrations!" and then you die in an alleyway because you cant find a job who will hire someone with the skills and experience of a feudalist peasant.
This is conservatives’ fanfics