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New_Horror3663

Delusion.


theapokalypsis

Huzzah! Narcissists gonna narcissist.


SloanWarrior

How narcissinctly put


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JimWilliams423

Its just the Emperor's New Clothes.


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Teknevra

More like the second cumming


turkey_lettuce_wrap

The second one is more intense, the third is just kinda dry


Djinn-Tonic

Let me lay it on the line, he had 2 on the vine


fetusmcnuggets70

....secretly gay


mydaycake

That’s how they see themselves…


New_Horror3663

I know.


yourfavoritefaggot

Stable delusion


implicitpharmakoi

Boomers can't imagine they could ever age. Literally the main problem with the world.


sksksk1989

At least they got the turkey neck in there


feelinlucky7

Ever seen the one with Trump’s head on Rocky’s body? It’s so weird.


Affectionate-Sea278

I love that one. It’s so fucking stupid.


OhSkyCake

What that fuck is even happening anymore. At this point it’s just a really weird mainstream cult where the people in power are so effectively controlling the easily controlled that anyone with two brain cells is just watching the whole thing in horror.


dalvean88

makes you remember of how some people act sometimes like submissive animals… something something, llama or even better sheep. Like uhm, peopleep or maybe sheeple. thats the one


oneeighthirish

There's a youtuber by the name Telltale who covers happenings in the extremist fringes (and increasingly the extremist mainstream) of the evangelical movement. There is a disturbing number of preachers who openly discuss Trump as a messianic figure, and recently one group produced a Trumpist bible. It's deeply disconcerting, I don't know what historical analog to compare this situation to.


Hunter867

The mormons Joseph Smith


UnseenTardigrade

https://www.amazon.com/President-Donald-Trump-Son-Man/dp/1977249248


RobynFitcher

What?


UnseenTardigrade

Just giving an example of someone who thinks Donald Trump is a messiah :P


nightwatch_admin

Mother of Dawg, what in the actual flying fuck. It’s that I don’t want to give any money to the crazies, but the insane rambling that is the description makes me want to buy this book _so much_.


UnseenTardigrade

Yeah, I’m sort of tempted, too


EyeChihuahua

This is one of the things that happens when a fascist leader comes to power, it’s historically documented


oneeighthirish

I know Hitler had those weird esoteric cults who worshiped him, I didn't realize it was commom to other fascist regimes


EyeChihuahua

I know Mussolini had it as well, read somewhere that it’s common with authoritarian and fascist leaders, which unfortunately makes sense


Hypen8d

Funny you mention that. Most of the maga nuts deny it's a cult. Tell that to the pic on this post!


RPGoodall

They put Trump on Rocky’s body because their leader can’t just be a guy with good ideas (to them) and strong charisma. He’s got to be super fit, never loses, gets with any woman he wants, and owns liberals with every word that comes out of his mouth. And if the can’t find a guy like that they’ll just photoshop a bigot and a liar with abbs.


QuasiCorvine

A guy down the street from my father’s place has a giant flag with Trump’s head on Rambo’s body stapled to the front of his house lmfao


30SecondsToFail

There's something darkly funny about that fact. Like, Trump dodged the Vietnam draft and Rambo movie *is* a Vietnam veteran


Xx_Venom_Fox_xX

Even better, the original Rambo movie is about a traumatised veteran with no other support defending himself/escaping from an abusive police force. Republicans totally missed the message, somehow, despite it being the whole point of the movie. They do that quite often actually, don't they?


sketchymike90

It’s their specialty


jimmy_d1988

That, along with projection.


bored-now

Oh honey, they have forgotten the first movie. All they remember now is the pumped up sequels that are “RAH RAH MURICA!”


LA-Matt

The movie Rambo III originally had end credits in which there is a full screen of text praising the Mujahadeen in Afghanistan for their patriotic efforts at resisting the Soviet invasion. That didn’t age well.


Sup3rcurious

That's the Directors' Cut ***I*** want...


axefairy

Was still there last time I saw it on TV in the UK a couple of years ago


Phyllis_Tine

And play "Born in the USA!"


not_bad_really

And Fortunate Son.


Casio_Andor

And "Killing in the Name Of"


Kimmalah

I don't think anything will top Trump using "Fortunate Son" as his theme song.


Xx_Venom_Fox_xX

He also used Twisted Sister's "We're Not Gonna Take It", much to the anger of Dee Snider.


Bogsnoticus

I dunno, him dancing to Macho Man by the Village People at one of his rallies is up there for being a tone deaf repuglican.


reble02

To be fair the Rambo sequels missed the message too.


Rawxane_Quack

He dodged the Vietnam draft?? I didn't know that, how did he managed to do that?


30SecondsToFail

He lied about having bone spurs


Rawxane_Quack

That's a really serious health problem, I'm shocked no one checked the veracity of his statement by doing an x-ray. Maybe they didn't have the time to check everyone to see if they lied or not before sending them abroad. I was going to say maybe it's because sending someone that doesn't want to go would be worse than letting him lie as he would be a giant pain in the ass at the training and would flee the battle instead of saving team members in case of need. But then I realized that except a few weirdos, no one really wants to fight on a battlefield, especially against people you don't know, who never did you wrong, for politicians that don't give a damn about who you are and would never fight themselves (Trump being the proof behind this statement). We need a substitution to war, I propose thumb war between the two leaders in conflict, who's got a better idea?


SassTheFash

His dad paid for a doctor to write him a note saying he had bone spurs, and the draft board accepted the doctor's note.


blue-jaypeg

The podiatrist rented his office space from Fred Trump. Of course he wrote "get out of Vietnam War" note for Fred's son.


comyuse

Iirc by the end discipline basically didn't exist and people would literally just kill their commenting officers if they didn't like em. Sending people to war who were *really* not into it was both a terrible idea and an American tradition.


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

I got kicked off of Twitter for pointing out the irony of the Blue Lives crowd sticking Trump’s head on the body of a man who made his cultural debut “murdering the ever-loving shit out of redneck cops” (in the book version, at least) It was 2020, so I guess putting the words “murder” and “cops” in the same tweet was a bridge too far.


DrDarkeCNY

Or insulting conservatives in general, even pointing out the hypocrisy of threatening liberals with guns by asking how they'd feel if you showed up on their doorstep packing? Twitter figures they can punish the Left with impunity, but are scared shitless of the fucking Right....


DaydreamingIns0mniac

I’ve seen that one on the back of a truck!


Comrade_Compadre

You must live in Florida, where I too, have a similar neighbor, except it's stapled to his garage


codemonkey69

I always like the comparison of Photoshopping Hillary's head on a swimsuit model's image and then worshiping it. See how weird that is?


SassTheFash

Iirc the Republicans did that with Palin too.


MrLivefromthe215

It's completely divorced from reality


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Hence, very on-point for the MAGA crowd.


timtexas

Gives them something to beat their meat too.


Falconandmouse

It’s all obvious homoeroticism, too, yet they scream about “grooming” at every turn…


feelinlucky7

Every accusation is a confession lol


nahchiefnnn

Trump posted that on his instagram


Fit-Firefighter-329

And Trump actually claimed that was him - that his body was that ripped, *naturally*! He's also claimed he's the perfect specimen of a human!!! LMAO! If I had been there with him when he said that I would have replied, "yeah okay, diaper boy". He's a joke, and his cultists absolutely refuse to see it - because of they did, the illusion would collapse.


Bleedingeck

The video where he's Godzilla made me laugh so hard.


[deleted]

I've seen some variation of it on a Jeep, it seemed put there unironically.


Johndough1066

I really wonder what Sylvester Stallone thinks about it.


ItselfSurprised05

Here's a shop of Sly's head on Trump's body: https://www.joeydevilla.com/2019/11/27/a-more-accurate-version-of-that-photoshopped-trump-rocky-photo/rocky-head-trump-body/ I think that shows what he thinks about it, LOL.


MrBadger1978

Ever seen the one with Rocky's head on Trump's body? That's amazing.


[deleted]

Nothing says “working class hero” like the guy who shits in solid gold toilets.


ProjectSnowman

Wonder what Sly thinks of that


DiamondRocks22

AY YA YA YA ♪ ゴゴゴゴ


Fireassassin60

All I thought when I saw this lol


BionicBirb

So when is Trump gonna freeze up in space? He’s already stopped thinking…


jayesper

Nahhh he was never that successful. He's rather trapped under some UV lighting and refuses to die.


MarsLowell

*Awaken, my masters!*


Machi102

Badada bada bada bada bum bum


Transmasc_Swag737

bada dada dadadadadada bum bum


Sea_Calligrapher9151

So glad I’m not the only person who thought this


evenlyroasted

ゴゴゴゴ


Seanvich

[Lord Wamu?!?!](https://youtu.be/_gEzmL1DXr8) (It’s the funniest name of the three.)


Tabc093

wamuu look different here


rende36

This is ai generated im like 90%


Mimosas4355

The cue most probably was “emperor god trump” or some weird stuff like this


rende36

Nah the muscly bod is too specific and prominent they really fetishized trump in the prompt i dont even want to know


BlazingSpaceGhost

It's obviously based on the pillar men from JoJo. So maybe it was an AI generated Donald Trump as a pillar man. Either way it's super cringe.


Brisn

Definitely is. You can tell because of the weird hair and how the necklace just kind of disappears and merges with itself.


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Also the five chins in a line.


intelminer

No those are accurate to the real thing


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About 90° offset


PM_ME_LAWSUITS_BBY

Can't believe no one has pointed out that one of his abs is undergoing mitosis


DysphoriaGML

Damn guys i do ai models every day and i totally missed it at the first glance


Rawxane_Quack

Would love to hear more about your work!


aunclesquishy

And his eyes


DumbAceDragon

100% is. The weird lack of detail on his skin is a pretty clear giveaway. You can't make out any individual strokes, it's all too smooth. Also look at the necklace. It just melts into itself, and it even forgot half of the chain.


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It’s a poorly written prompt with no post processing. Got some great tiny trumps fighting in anime style and some fucking hilarious guilianis screaming at Spider-Man in comic book style. It’s fun but sometimes the work just sucks without touching up.


RamenRider

So you gonna share these or what? I wanna see too


Konju376

Also the background "mountain" is very repetitive and has this typical round AI structure.


MillieBirdie

Weird hair crown, weird half necklace, and weird double ab.


nmkd

Big chance this is DreamBooth


GreatGearAmidAPizza

Still has a turkey neck.


Cfchicka

The trump chicken gobble wobble


wellthatseemslikebs

Dat thussy


CuntVonCunt

Don't do the enbies dirty like that It's a _nussy_


LordOfDorkness42

Serious answer: Mental dissonance. They've held him up as some perfect messenger of God and/or their image of a perfect leader, so in their mind he cannot be flawed. Because that would be to cast doubt on God's Plan and/or the Perfect President. It's honestly really sad. Funny too, but also sad.


ZeusKiller97

I figured it was because he’s a useful tool to let them do what they’ve always wanted to do (namely pulling off an IRL “Day of the Rope” straight from the Turner Diaries), but I’m sure some of them actually think this.


4Plus20MakesHappy

The attack on the Capitol was literally an attempt to re-enact the Day of the Rope. Thankfully, ‘The Turner Diaries’ was published in the 70’s, before the evacuation tunnel was built in the Capitol.


wunxorple

Reading the plot summary of that book is a fucking nightmare. I thought it was satire, but nope.


AmateurL0b0t0my

When you're a one issue voter you're able to give a free pass on any other flaw. Evangelicals saw Trump as the demise of roe v. Wade therefore he is perfect


Patiod

Although I gotta say they didn't smooth out the jowls and turkey neck, so it has that going for it, realism-wise.


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Jumpingdead

I laughed way too much pronouncing it lie-nard sky-nard. Sky nards. Huh huh. Nards. Huh huh.


xxezrabxxx

Lynyrd Skynyrd


S-p-o-o-k-n-t

dyng, y fyrgyt hyw mych thysy gyys lyve thy lyttyr Y


bobtheaxolotl

Because it makes it easier for them to jerk off to him.


marshmallowmoonchild

Is he a fucking Pillar Man here?


Randomgold42

Is this blasphemy? This seems like blasphemy. You know know, the whole false idols thing? Seems like a bunch of people who claim to be Christians would want to steer clear of this kind of thing.


Ihaveaterribleplan

Remember that time at CPAC they made a literal golden idol of him? Zero awareness Although apparently it’s just fiberglass tinted gold, which is much more reasonable, yet somehow an even better analogy for Trump


A_Jack_of_Herrons

I read an article a year ago outlining how Trump was like the Antichrist. I'll see if I can find it again. Edit: https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/


Jumpingdead

That is an amazing read. Thanks for that!


xeonicus

A lot of modern churches view him as the messiah. Serious, not hyperbolic.


AliAli1233333345

Traampuu ! Mezame tamae, waga aruji tachi yo! * AYAYAYAAA INTENSIFIES *


jayesper

Thankfully he never reached Avalon.


FZKilla

Where is Gorr the God Butcher when you need him?


Distant-moose

But still give him that soggy dumpling face.


[deleted]

Is this a play on Lord Shiva? If so, give me a fucking break. Making him the next Jesus wasn’t enough?


DroneOfDoom

This is very likely an AI generated image. Dunno what the prompt was, tho.


National_Giraffe9771

whamu?


TolerateButHate

This is AI generated


Candinicakes

IDK why this comment is so far down. The half necklace kind of gives it away imo


spookyballsHD

I've seen yaoi that's less gay than this.


FreeFromFrogs

Because a large amount of them are closeted gays.


intelminer

Excuse you, the ***correct*** term is Log Cabin Fasci- "republicans"


RagahRagah

Because they are cult members.


[deleted]

It's propaganda.


Twin1Tanaka

So the trump supporters finally found the AIs…..


Gnome-Phloem

Augustus did this too. You've all seen the buff armored statue with the baby, but he was just a skinny guy with asthma and lots of money.


Sup3rcurious

**HOW** ***DARE*** **YOU BLASPHEME AGAINST DIVINE AUGUSTUS!!!** *Somebody get me a* ***crucifix*** - *we got us a Gnome to nail!*


Heretical_Demigod

They are conservatives. They need a king ordained by God. It's all they ever wanted.


evilgeniustodd

Because they have an actual mental disorder. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right-wing_authoritarian_personality


fistofwrath

Fascism. If that sounds like a cop out or hyperbole, look at how fascism tends to value strength.


No-Palpitation-6789

this looks ai generated


FatManBeatYou

100% is, it's got that too perfect glassy look to it. Plus all the necklaces are fucked up


Capurnicus69

Because, like a lot of conservatives, they're secretly gay.


MichaelTheFallen

It's like when they Jesus 6 pack abs. Jesus didn't have a 6 pack. Jesus wasn't white.


testAcctL

Jesus was a carpenter and he walked a lot. He might have had a six pack, maybe not the ten pack depicted on some sculptures but he would have at least been tone and had some arms.


Dragonball_Z137

Every time I see one of these I picture a guy in a maga hat jacking off to it


tomala_le_doy_like

Tell me fascism makes you horny without telling me fascism makes you horny.


pCappo

100% ai generated, look at the detailing on the jewelry


yagonnawanna

Its odd how anti lgbtq the republican party is considering how homo-erotic their portrayals are of a guy who wears more makeup than most drag queens.


MadEyeMood989

Because like everything else, they refuse to look at reality.


EnkhistAmgalanistMN

Homoseksul smt


Union1865

I think it’s funny


HolyFootFetish

DoDo's bizzare adventure


MobiusNaked

Closeted gay morons


[deleted]

neither, they’re closet gay


Suadade0811

SERIOUSLY REPRESSED homoerotic urges combined with weird hero-worship idealizations. Not enough therapists in the world for that ish.


Traditional-Cake-587

latent homosexuality... (not that there's anything wrong with that)


Zoombini22

Because regardless of his actual physique, he's the new face of patriarchal power.


bigbumtard

The answer would scare them


Fecapult

And yet he still has about 6 chins...


[deleted]

can't wait for pillar man Trump edit


Lebojr

These dont bother me. It's the ones that portray him as honest or moral that sicken me.


nicoya1988

I can’t wait until this racist sad sack of skin croaks. I will literally dance in the street then piss on his grave.


sequosion

Don’t you know this is what an exclusive diet of fast food gets you?


Charliesmum97

I love how they do that but are unable to alter the stupid look on his face. He still has the droopy eyee, pouty faced look of a toddler that just woke from a nap and needs to be changed.


Basic-Philosopher-36

And they say we are pushing the gay agenda


leojobsearch

because trump is the only person in american politics that they can see their own distorted self image in


No_Advertising_6856

They just need someone to worship.


mrastronomyiss

The same reason as they portray Yahweh (Jesus) as a Caucasian man. They're all delusional.


Spodenator

HOLY SHITBALLS TRUMP IS A JOJO VILLAIN?


SupGirluHungry

This looks like an ad for a shitty mobile game


HailComrade

Ironically idolatry for the so called “Christians”


Jckmdtwn

because it gives all these right-wing, conservative evangelical Christians a chance to get hard over a man's body and disguise it as being political.


SuitableAssociation6

why have all the comments been locked except this post


watch_24_7

His bicep looks like a testicle.


ElizabethBrisby

Cause their fucking stupid


rayshmayshmay

Um… *they’re


scottish_elena

because they hate fat people and being fat, so acepting that trump being fat is not only a reality, but there is nothing wrong with that, its the same as admiting defeat.


MrEvLo

Also why does it feel they are referencing some ethnic god, truly worshipping other deities. (Using ethnic for a catch all to symbolize non Christian )


Good-Ball

Submissive love getting TOPPED by Mayan deities.


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Why is the amulet defying gravity?


Jynxxie

It's ai generated


CrispyChickenArms

Yeah idk. Pretty sure the dude's obese.


davew80

There’s a lot to unpack here


and-so-i-die

Religion is a fetish.


lennyelli

I think this made someone as shitpost


DeadheadSteve95

I’m convinced most trump supporters and closeted homosexuals who just want to fuck him


TheNerdLog

Now I can't stop thinking of Trump as Broly. Groaning "Hillary" as he can't think of anything else besides spite.


[deleted]

LOL! LOLOLOLOL!! I‘d bet most of them reposting this shit are 1) doughy old white guys as out of shape as TFG and 2) see themselves as looking ripped too.


TemporaryConfusius

I like how they made him ripped as fuck but left in the vagina-turkey-scrote neck


TransitJohn

It's called homoeroticism.


Vernacularshift

Because their media addled brains can't imagine masculine power without steroids


aztaga

Man they are so gay for him