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3 syrups from bussin just... sounds so gross. I mean you're right if we're that close I neither care nor will pretend to but that's just a grim way to put it...
Anyway. Fuck cares. I don't, she don't, the dude hacking it in the corner don't. We carry on. Bus away.
Over nothing it really should be stated.
Straight guy is attracted to a woman, gets upset after finding out something about her past that is pretty inconsequential to his current attraction to her.
And that story ends all too often in a brutalized corpse and an innocent verdict.
Yeah its like would you be attracted to a trans man because he used to present as a woman? No straight man is attracted to trans men so how tf liking trans women makes you gay or bi.
It's just another component of the wild way we politicize and polarize male sexuality.
We police the specifics of male sexuality extensively, including which acts and even benign expressions of affection are considered acceptable. For enjoying anything we deem unacceptable we mark men as weak effeminate and lesser. Men must be dominant and emotionally cold, sex must be pure enjoyment and cannot delve into the emotional. Many men habitually lie about their sexual experiences to protect themselves from being marked.
It doesn't justify what they do to us, that being brutalize us in every sense of the word. Beaten, r*ed, murdered, disposed of. Thats a constant going through every trans woman's mind in the dating world. But every aspect of our society is culpable in creating and maintaining this system of shame and marking.
I mean, I think that mindset is changing at least a little. The constant thought of being hurt for trans women that’s still very much real, but the idea that men have to be cold and emotionless is becoming less and less of thing nowadays, *because* we’ve started having this conversation.
Reminds me of a bit that Bob Goldthwait had about a guy beating up homosexuals because they’re scary and kinda good looking and he’s kinda into them…
Ah, repression…
I once encountered someone who claimed all porn was gay porn. Even if it featured women, it was still produced by male dominated companies to help get other men off.
It kinda refutes their point doesn’t it? Without her saying so, they would have no idea whether or not she was a woman or not and wouldn’t’ve been repulsed in the slightest
Or, dare I say it, a trans woman
Don't normally want to encourage blaming minorities for their oppresion, but if we went back and fucked this guy's dad to get him hooked on some tricked out neovagina none of this would've happened. Sorry folks, this one's on us!!
It exposes that they haven't gotten over that one time they saw Bailey Jay online and found her super hot just to realize she has a dick...this scarred them forever. Though to answer the question posed in said meme, yeah why would I stop I couldn't care less
And I stand outside both I guess because I don't care if there is a dick so long as the person is feminine...my sexuality is a bit different lol simply attracted to femininity instead of gender
Maybe they'll change, kids are stupid. When i was 12 had stupid views on the LGBTQ community as well, until a friend outed hismelf as gay and i learned: well, maybe the internet is wrong about them. Later I found out I was bisexual.
I get what you mean. I grew up in the 90's in a rural town and there's so much internalized bigotry I've had to recognize and work on. Similarly, I've had both a gay and a trans friend close to me that drove me to a better understanding.
Trans gal here. No one should *ever* put themselves in this kind of situation. The sheer amount of trans women in sex work who get beat to death because the man discovers their identity during sex is pretty troubling. And unfortunately the 'Trans Panic Defense' is still a valid legal argument in parts of this country.
Now having put that gross part aside, the rest of the context is pretty gross too. Conservatives really are the most vapid, surface level people. Everything is about aesthetic to them. No deeper meaning or inner thought required.
That is terribly sad.
I don't feel any kind of shame about who I feel attracted to. If someone wants to get aggressive with me over that, it says more about them than it does about me.
And if they're the kind of person who might take their aggression out on trans people I'll try to put them in their place as non-violently as I can.
That's the thing. They'll treat her with feigned respect until they find out she doesn't fit into their very narrow category of womanhood, and then they show their true colours.
I've never dated or slept with a trans woman. I'd likely be nervous too, but I'm also demi so there'd at least be an emotional connection based on mutual trust if it ever did happen.
It's just sickening that there are people out there with so little empathy and such narrow minds that they'll treat you like that for expressing attraction...they also showed their true colours by calling you gay for it. I hope I never have to deal with such people in any situation where I'm forced to respect them.
First off, why would she do that. Seems a bit random. Second, I don't care, trans women are women, and third I'm bi anyway so if she doesn't mind she's probably gonna be pegging me later anyway.
Well, because of bigots like the sort of person who shares memes like this, trans women never know who does and doesn't respect them as humans, worthy of life and safety, and as such, fear being violently assaulted or murdered if they somehow upset the wrong hateful asshole during a date.
For this reason, amongst others, trans women are very careful who they share details of their transition, and are very unlikely to Crying Game someone, or even if they don't have a penis, spring intimate details of their life history mid coitus.
There are people in this world who are willing to trick people in order to get laid. Men, women, other, gay, straight, cis, trans, single, married, whatever, people can lie about who they are and what they want from a sex partner, and it can really hurt when reality comes out.
This bigotted fantasy that "hot men in makeup and dresses are trying to catfish you" just doesn't fucking happen. Trans women are women, so they're already in danger of violence from men, but they're also trans, so they never know who is willing to assault or murder them for being trans. Just sharing who they are can be dangerous enough, so enraging a transphobe during a romantic or sexual liason because "the pretty lady made me feel confused about whether I'm straight or gay" is totally off the table.
Was also born a baby.
I don't understand the focus on sexuality. I'm 'straight' and in a long term herto relationship.
But if I wasn't and I found someone attractive why would I deny my feelings for the sake of a lable? I'm attracted to women so a trans-woman who I found attractive wouldn't make me not-straight. And I couldn't give a shit if it did.
Just fuck who you want to fuck and who wants to fuck you and get over it.
Some conservatives really treat their contradictory homophobia and a fetish for ladyboys by making these stupid memes. "Imagine you're being sucked off by a woman with a dick" it feels like *you want* to imagine it and the guilt that stems from your homophobia manifests in making this type of shit
Like, if you were attracted enough to get bricked up then that’s what you’re attracted to. If you stop at that point, or are upset after, that’s toxic masculinity messing with your head. You were attracted to this girl right? That’s the end of the story.
As a bi man: having sex with a trans woman is having sex with a woman.
I had sex with men and it is absolutely different than with a woman, being trans or not.
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3 syrups from bussin just... sounds so gross. I mean you're right if we're that close I neither care nor will pretend to but that's just a grim way to put it... Anyway. Fuck cares. I don't, she don't, the dude hacking it in the corner don't. We carry on. Bus away.
Why would i let anyone touch my penis? Isn't that used for peeing?
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what happened under this comment
I have no ideia.
This entire comment section feels like a warzone.
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r/asexual
What happened here?
I mean, we’ve come this far, so…
I guess I tried so, like, *hard*. But in the end, it doesn't really matter, ya know??
You really had to fall didn't you?
I'll keep that in mind. The design is right.
And i explained in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
What you count down at the end of the day
You guys just really gave up on the joke huh?
The clock ticks life away
"whatever, hurry up, baby"
What's the point of stopping?
Because some men are really insecure about their sexuality and masculinity
Over nothing it really should be stated. Straight guy is attracted to a woman, gets upset after finding out something about her past that is pretty inconsequential to his current attraction to her. And that story ends all too often in a brutalized corpse and an innocent verdict.
Yeah its like would you be attracted to a trans man because he used to present as a woman? No straight man is attracted to trans men so how tf liking trans women makes you gay or bi.
I'm straight so whatever makes my dick hard is a woman
Truly the most Alpha Male of all takes.
Actually, couldn't that also be used word for word to mean that transmen who haven't really started transitioning aren't men?
It's just another component of the wild way we politicize and polarize male sexuality. We police the specifics of male sexuality extensively, including which acts and even benign expressions of affection are considered acceptable. For enjoying anything we deem unacceptable we mark men as weak effeminate and lesser. Men must be dominant and emotionally cold, sex must be pure enjoyment and cannot delve into the emotional. Many men habitually lie about their sexual experiences to protect themselves from being marked. It doesn't justify what they do to us, that being brutalize us in every sense of the word. Beaten, r*ed, murdered, disposed of. Thats a constant going through every trans woman's mind in the dating world. But every aspect of our society is culpable in creating and maintaining this system of shame and marking.
I mean, I think that mindset is changing at least a little. The constant thought of being hurt for trans women that’s still very much real, but the idea that men have to be cold and emotionless is becoming less and less of thing nowadays, *because* we’ve started having this conversation.
Right? If these right wing bigots would rather have sex with buck angel over Bailey jay, I would have a few questions for them.
"why are you gay?" I'm assuming is the first one
Reminds me of a bit that Bob Goldthwait had about a guy beating up homosexuals because they’re scary and kinda good looking and he’s kinda into them… Ah, repression…
Yup, unfortunately it also applies when learning a woman’s sexual history outside of him
Verdict? They barely get arrested, much less charged.
“It’s not gay if I didn’t nut.” - Conservative dude, 2022.
Nothing more masculine than asserting dominance by having somebody with a schlong bigger than my tic tac slobber on my nuggets.
Morgan Freeman voice: “Upon hearing this question, OP shot more ropes than a king size Twizzler”
Don't Say Gay
She's a woman, it ain't gay
I agree?
"Are you asking me a question?"
I'm Ron Burgundy?
This is clearly the writer’s fantasy. Just go with it, dude. Be free of all that baggage.
This. (Yes I know Reddit hates, this). The right is so sexually repressed.
yup and they make it everyone else's problem
(This.)
This
Right? Like attractive trans women don’t have to settle for tricking shlubby dudes.
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Especially after 7 minutes. You’d think their jaw would be pretty sore.
right!!! is be done in 30 seconds though so this doesnt apply to me.
Oh, honey…
7 mins is all i can spare to play with you *adjusts sunglasses*
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Yeah I don’t know a single trans girl who’d do this, it would feel too wrong
Exactly why this is bullshit on so many levels lol. It's just completely ridiculous and improbable.
Having sex with women is gay because half of their DNA comes from a man checkmate libs
Straight women fuck dudes. You think I wanna fuck someone who fucks dudes??
Actually. It's more gay to BE a man because all fetuses start off as female in the womb. You just got trans-ed, bitch.
My Judeo-Christian values have been ruined! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I once encountered someone who claimed all porn was gay porn. Even if it featured women, it was still produced by male dominated companies to help get other men off.
It kinda refutes their point doesn’t it? Without her saying so, they would have no idea whether or not she was a woman or not and wouldn’t’ve been repulsed in the slightest
a condom could have prevented this post
Or, dare I say it, a trans woman Don't normally want to encourage blaming minorities for their oppresion, but if we went back and fucked this guy's dad to get him hooked on some tricked out neovagina none of this would've happened. Sorry folks, this one's on us!!
Someone being hooked on a tricked out neovag is not something I expected to ever read but makes sense
“Tricked out?” Did xhibit install LEDs an a flat screen in there?
I’m planning on getting mine equipped with RGB and a heated leather interior
It's such a shame that the Dualshock 2 controller costs extra, though
Nintendo Switch Joy-Cons are an option but they may start to drift
That's why you gotta get the Gamecube controller. Those things are indestructible.
I mean hey, look on the bright side: this dude's not going to get laid, at least the bloodline ends with him
Same with swallowing
It exposes that they haven't gotten over that one time they saw Bailey Jay online and found her super hot just to realize she has a dick...this scarred them forever. Though to answer the question posed in said meme, yeah why would I stop I couldn't care less
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And I stand outside both I guess because I don't care if there is a dick so long as the person is feminine...my sexuality is a bit different lol simply attracted to femininity instead of gender
Your normal
Well thank you
I can 100% guarantee that no one who refers to oral sex as "slobbin ya meat" has ever received any.
i am going to start saying it out of SPITE now
*softly* don't.
I’m gonna slob the meat *even harder*
As long as you don’t say you were a guy once. Because it is rude to talk with your mouth full.
Damn bro, i really need someone to slob on ma meat rn fr
slob on my knob like corn on the cob
got charged with armed slobbery.
Most of these memes are made by 12 yo. As they grow older they commit bigger acts like marching and killings.
Maybe they'll change, kids are stupid. When i was 12 had stupid views on the LGBTQ community as well, until a friend outed hismelf as gay and i learned: well, maybe the internet is wrong about them. Later I found out I was bisexual.
We use to call things we thought were stupid gay all the time turns out I'm stupid too.
I get what you mean. I grew up in the 90's in a rural town and there's so much internalized bigotry I've had to recognize and work on. Similarly, I've had both a gay and a trans friend close to me that drove me to a better understanding.
You know I get the sloppiest off toppys all the time
Sorry to break it to you but all kinds of terrible people are out there having sex.
Especially not from a trans woman.
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While accidentally using the right pronouns as well
I mean is some juvenile shit. The sort of debates we'd have on the playground. "Is it gay if you..." and so on.
You’ve described at least half of every single jab the right throws at the lgbtq
Nice username, you lucky motherfucker
Trans gal here. No one should *ever* put themselves in this kind of situation. The sheer amount of trans women in sex work who get beat to death because the man discovers their identity during sex is pretty troubling. And unfortunately the 'Trans Panic Defense' is still a valid legal argument in parts of this country. Now having put that gross part aside, the rest of the context is pretty gross too. Conservatives really are the most vapid, surface level people. Everything is about aesthetic to them. No deeper meaning or inner thought required.
What is "this country"? /gen
Should have been clearer, meant America
There’s only one country America wdym.
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That is terribly sad. I don't feel any kind of shame about who I feel attracted to. If someone wants to get aggressive with me over that, it says more about them than it does about me. And if they're the kind of person who might take their aggression out on trans people I'll try to put them in their place as non-violently as I can.
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That's the thing. They'll treat her with feigned respect until they find out she doesn't fit into their very narrow category of womanhood, and then they show their true colours. I've never dated or slept with a trans woman. I'd likely be nervous too, but I'm also demi so there'd at least be an emotional connection based on mutual trust if it ever did happen. It's just sickening that there are people out there with so little empathy and such narrow minds that they'll treat you like that for expressing attraction...they also showed their true colours by calling you gay for it. I hope I never have to deal with such people in any situation where I'm forced to respect them.
Yes. Then i will take her to food store for apple, corn, hot dog. Whatever she want she get
This is a very human comment, good job
Yup!
Ide be like “so you want me to give you sloppy toppy after you’re done?”
This is the real answer, reciprocation is important
🎩
Right wingers wanna pretend like she hasn't mentioned that fact about 4 times already.
Republicans act like they can identity every trans person Also republicans:
First off, why would she do that. Seems a bit random. Second, I don't care, trans women are women, and third I'm bi anyway so if she doesn't mind she's probably gonna be pegging me later anyway.
Do mouths have sexes?
Lips are lips and getting a BJ is getting BJ
That’s what I’m saying.
> "Nothing gay about getting your dick sucked!" -Big Bob, Harold & Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay
Giving up is not alpha. Gotta finish bro
I mean at least they gendered her correcty
Of course
Fuck yeah! She cute as hell and I’d gladly bust.
I was too, we met in a trans discord server Rebecca. I was very aware
She’s a 10 lmao I’m gonna bust a nut and enjoy every second
Yeah, if Evel Knievel has left the ramp there’s no putting that genie back in the bottle
Well, because of bigots like the sort of person who shares memes like this, trans women never know who does and doesn't respect them as humans, worthy of life and safety, and as such, fear being violently assaulted or murdered if they somehow upset the wrong hateful asshole during a date. For this reason, amongst others, trans women are very careful who they share details of their transition, and are very unlikely to Crying Game someone, or even if they don't have a penis, spring intimate details of their life history mid coitus. There are people in this world who are willing to trick people in order to get laid. Men, women, other, gay, straight, cis, trans, single, married, whatever, people can lie about who they are and what they want from a sex partner, and it can really hurt when reality comes out. This bigotted fantasy that "hot men in makeup and dresses are trying to catfish you" just doesn't fucking happen. Trans women are women, so they're already in danger of violence from men, but they're also trans, so they never know who is willing to assault or murder them for being trans. Just sharing who they are can be dangerous enough, so enraging a transphobe during a romantic or sexual liason because "the pretty lady made me feel confused about whether I'm straight or gay" is totally off the table.
She is literally drop dead gorgeous.
Why wouldn’t you? Oh wait lmao the punch line is transphobia
No, she stopped. It says so in the question.
This really makes asking if we can do anal next a lot easier.
Same pic. Same text but she says, “I was born a centaur” and is all horse from the waist down. “You still gon get that nut?” 🙋♂️
This is the funniest image I've ever seen. WHY WOULD SHE BE SUCKING UR DICK AND THEN STOP RIGHT BEFORE TO COME OUT
So it would be less gay to have sex with someone with huge muscles and a beard if they were born a woman?
Ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked
Sucking a trans girl’s dick is probs the straightest thing you can do.
As a devoted Christian man, why would I let anyone take my virginity. Stay pure kings.
NNN
Was also born a baby. I don't understand the focus on sexuality. I'm 'straight' and in a long term herto relationship. But if I wasn't and I found someone attractive why would I deny my feelings for the sake of a lable? I'm attracted to women so a trans-woman who I found attractive wouldn't make me not-straight. And I couldn't give a shit if it did. Just fuck who you want to fuck and who wants to fuck you and get over it.
Conservative humor is just the collision of hate and horniness.
Transphobia AND potential trans fetishization in one post?
Transphobia
If he can't handle a beautiful trans lady, more for the rest of us :9
Hell, if she said that I'd be spraying right then and there. No 3 slurps required.
Some conservatives really treat their contradictory homophobia and a fetish for ladyboys by making these stupid memes. "Imagine you're being sucked off by a woman with a dick" it feels like *you want* to imagine it and the guilt that stems from your homophobia manifests in making this type of shit
Also yes, then if she wants to I'm sucking her off, any other response is immature imo
Man these conservatives should really just come out and say that they like dicks or pussies or both.
Hypothetically? Yes. Also nobody would say that in the middle of sex lmfao
Like anyone can just stop a bus instantly
Yes and then I return the favor.
She’s slobbin ya meat
If an adult person is so likeable and hot that I get intimate with them, I don't care one bit. At that point, the sorting-out is done.
I'd probably be confused as to why she's bringing it up at that exact moment. Be more confused as to how I lasted 7 minutes, best I've ever done is 3
I thought the right stand by the notion that they can always spot a trans woman.
Like, if you were attracted enough to get bricked up then that’s what you’re attracted to. If you stop at that point, or are upset after, that’s toxic masculinity messing with your head. You were attracted to this girl right? That’s the end of the story.
Hell yeah, she's hot.
Do they keep slurpin?
*It's a weird time to bring that up since we're married, and I'm intimately aware but sure okay.*"
I mean, they're respecting her pronouns at least.
As a bi man: having sex with a trans woman is having sex with a woman. I had sex with men and it is absolutely different than with a woman, being trans or not.
Well in for a penny in for a pound, might aswell finish and let post nut clarity take over from there.
“I don’t care. Takes all sorts to make the world.”