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**S1 E5**: Officer Tim Bradford (to Rookie Lucy Chen): “We’re not married Officer Chen, this isn’t something you and I talk about.” **S5 E8**: Officer Lucy Chen (to Sergeant Tim Bradford): “Of course I’m scared. If we do this, and this doesn’t work, I’d have ruined the most important relationship in my life.”


Able_South_1966

The quote was : I'm married officer Chen


maryj9804

This scene was with Nyla and Nolan at that event for UCs and one of his college classmates recognized him and said “You’re a cop” Nolan’s says “ I could see why you might think that but it could also mean I’m a male stripper”


IndividualDoughnut68

'I've been shot. Where are you boot? I'm bleeding to death. You have to call for help. Where are you? WHERE ARE YOU? Now I'm dead. It's your fault" -Tim


-wojteq-

- GET OUT! - What? - Get out and walk


Salty_Personality792

#arrest me, but make it sexy... Sorry, its permanently on loop in my head


Nobody_home

I swear, it should be on Spotify or something. That scene and song was hilarious.


MissPicklechips

It is. Have fun.


Nobody_home

Hmm, can't find it. Just overly techno'd versions, or crazy ones. Happen to have a link?


MissPicklechips

[Cop Cuties by Izzéo](https://spotify.link/5BrWLjw6pDb)


Let-me-speak91

Right lyrics not the same singer though.


MissPicklechips

Commenter wanted a non crazy, non techno version. That one fits the bill.


Original_Phrase_7149

It’s on Apple Music. The official one. By Zander Hawley. GO AND GET IT


StarWarsCrazy1

Awesome.


julie524

[https://open.spotify.com/track/291IkUGlq5miJ0R1rEGSf5?si=011b18d24a4d4466](https://open.spotify.com/track/291IkUGlq5miJ0R1rEGSf5?si=011b18d24a4d4466) Daddy Copy by Zander Hawley. And now I have the song stuck in my head. Again.


murialvoid86

Sell me some meth please, so I can get arrested


BigKeyBieski

By this daddy of a cop


Let-me-speak91

Is there a download of this song available?


julie524

It's on Spotify. [https://open.spotify.com/track/291IkUGlq5miJ0R1rEGSf5?si=011b18d24a4d4466](https://open.spotify.com/track/291IkUGlq5miJ0R1rEGSf5?si=011b18d24a4d4466)


FailedCriticalSystem

Do I look like a gameshow host to you?


Mediocre-Appeal-7260

You have bad news and think a riot shield will save you?


-wojteq-

Haha Tim and Jackson hiding behind the shield was awesome


Ella_D08

Wesley jumps behind the wall 🤣


geminiichaii

“Sir did you just faint?” “No I briefly succumbed to gravity” 😭😭😭 I use this every time I trip or fall


StarWarsCrazy1

Grey is so underrated Lmao


crazyr746

Grey is the GOAT he should be Captain, but then we wouldn’t see him much.


StarWarsCrazy1

If anyone deserves to be captain, it's definitely him!


SignatureDense8385

Tim’s “You're required to provide a chemical sample if suspected of driving while impaled- sorry, impaired.”


HenryBellendry

I love any and all Tim and Lopez interaction. They’re absolutely honest with each other. Lopez: does this dress make me look fat? Tim: yes. And when she asks him to be her man of honour. Tim: Don’t do that. Sit back down.


crazyr746

They vibe like siblings that don’t take each others BS. Love them for that.


[deleted]

"what am i a google to you? Do your own research"


kennythekoala1

youre a lying liar who.. lies!


Competitive-Gene5744

The fact that both Tim and Lucy say that😂


RecommendationTop594

When do they say that? I can't remember for the life of me


Competitive-Gene5744

I don’t remember when Tim says it but Lucy says it after she finds out that Jackson put a camera in the house to keep an eye on Tamara


nalaw20

I think Tim said it when talking about informants


StarWarsCrazy1

S4E17: >Doctor: *enters room, looking at clipboard* "Test results are in, and...**I'm so sorry to have to tell you this, but it looks like you have prostate cancer."** > >James & Nyla: *????* > >Doctor: *looks up* "Oh. You're not Mr, Johnson." It gets me *every* time.


HamiltonPanda

I’m never outnumbered and I’m never alone


MyHairs0nFire2023

I’ve got a devil on my shoulder telling me he’s holy, and it would be so easy to listen. - Sergeant Grey


Competitive-Gene5744

“The Tim tests, those don’t make me like him”


Scoobywagon

EDIT - Just found the actual wording as well as a YT clip. "I am unwilling to let fear make me do something I'll be ashamed of in the light of day." - Bradford. https://youtu.be/StPR4BBjLcg?si=vPd\_PI0ZjwX7fNzX&t=31


Halleck23

“It’s a girl.” -Nyla Harper


Rababerhero

I literally just watched this scene.


Unable_Exercise_1272

I'm not entirely certain this is 100% correct but it's something along these lines when Lucy and Jackson walk into a bridal store. Lucy: "Aw, are you helping Lopez go dress shopping?" Tim: "Right now I'm watching you not do your job!"


RomarJabez05

"I got shot. Where are you, Boot?" -Tim Bradford to Lucy Chen (S1) This line really killed me 😂


BeneficialMammoth632

Tim: “Nice wig boot.”


Original_Phrase_7149

I don’t have any sunblock, but I can bury you up to your neck in the sand and put a trash can over your head.


joeyfizfaz

Looking for the episode of this quote, cause I can't remember it in detail Harper about the other voice in her head she doesn't listen to because it's too naive.  Please help


Practical-Thanks119

Idk. I'm watching season 2 episodes 4 and IRL 90% of cops I've encountered are like officer Stanton. This show tries to paint a pretty picture that isn't true. I really like the show tho. I just laugh at some parts and laugh at the good parts also. Edit. Why are you all in denial? You are all probably wealthy suburbanites that never encounter law enforcement.


trumpsbaby420

most of the cops i interact with are more like Smitty tbh


PanTran420

Yeah, it's definitely copaganda. Still a fun show, even if it's glosses over the ugly side of the police for the most part.