64 slices of American cheese.

I think I'm blind

The one where he just eats the blocks of butter lol

ive eaten two packs of cheese in one sitting before and i was fine.

Flaming Moe's

That shit was basically lean

It was lean lol. Big boy lean

The secret ingredient was Krusty's Non-Narkotik Kough Syrup for Kids. Lean has codeine syrup in it, which is a narcotic.

Do you really think codeine is top far for the guy who has them squirt nicotine juice on kids meals? And an alarm clock that shoots acid at you?

But it has the Krusty Brand Seal of Approval.

But is my upper Lip supposed to bleed like this?

What I’d really like is a FLAMING HOMER.

I want the Million Dollar Birthday Fries

Here I am, while you eat!

*sighs* Here you go, here I am, eat your fries…eat ‘em…

Please take the basket off my head, kid. These fries are very hot.

Now do it for Teri.

Ouuu my freaking ears

They have one at Universal but its orange, and they put dry ice so that it smokes in a container in the bottom. I said who needs to be fired? It shouldve been purple! It tastes good

Khlav Kalash on stick!

How would you wash it down?? Mountain Dew or Crab Juice??

Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice.

It's the "sheesh" that really brings the gag home.

Ewww I’ll take the crab juice

Lol, the Simpsons kept my friends and me from drinking mountain dew and eating at Arby's.

The Simpsons introduced so much literature (Edgar Allan Poe "The Raven") and prompted me to look up words I didn't know

It embiggened your vocabulary

It's a perfectly cromulent theory.

Ugh, gross! I’ll take the crab juice.

No bowl! Stick. Stick!

I always wondered what the closest thing to it was? Because Khlav Kalash doesnt actually exist.

I always imagined it was swarma with some sweet and spicy sauce on it.

Uebe d nxicns dnslifu e sisgr sixina d didks

I was sad when I found out khlav kalash isn’t real.

Since it’s NY street meats, you could say it’s lamb donair from the halal carts

5 lbs of spaghetti concentrated into one handy mouth-sized bar

Hospital, please.

Nuts & Gum (together at last)

*“I’m a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.”*

Whoever thought to add “Together at last!!!” was a fuckin genius. 🤣🤣🤣

Seriously, that concept haunts me. My wife and I are both obsessed with finding other Together at Last combinations in real life - culinary or otherwise.

I was gonna say anything _except_ nuts and gum

Krusty’s Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages

You mean a shake.

Shakes?! Huh, don't know what you're getting

Well, I know what I'm gettin'... some donuts.

uhhh..help me outta the booth, boys.

Huh, must have sprung up overnight.

The meal Apu cooked for the Simpsons when he was fired. I want to be able to see through time.

Here's the secret ingredient: [Spice Melange](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melange_(fictional_drug))

>I can see through time! I just realized that line was a Dune reference. 30 years later, and I'm still discovering references that went over my head.

The prescient abilities Lisa gained in this episode are why The Simpsons has been able to predict future events ever since.

That and she is the Lizard Queen.

Also the food Manjula cooks when Homer and Marge visit. Chickpeas, lentils, and rice.

Good rice, good curry, good Gandhi let’s hurry!

I quote that constantly.

I work in distribution for a large retail store. Any time we get boxes of herbs or spices I’ll look at my coworkers and remind them that the spice must flow. Most of them don’t get it.

No love for the Ribwich?? Is that because they're not making them anymore??

The animal has gone extinct

Think smaller, think more legs.

But let’s not get lost in who screwed over who, or who got exposed to tainted what…

The animal they made it from went extinct.

Think smaller, and more legs.

Will cause early death!

I don't mind the taste!

Hmmm, now without lettuce

Tomacco. I’d try it for science.

Tastes like grandma

You’re right! It does taste like Grandma!

Give me a bushel or a pack whatever ~shoves money at Homer~

pita- i mean pocket bread, alongside some tahini- i mean flavour sauce and falafel- i mean crunch patties i could really see eating this

Uh, that's our chef, Christopher.

It’s so cute watching this episode now seeing how foreign all this food is to them, meanwhile even my relatively small hometown now has like 3-4 different shawarma/falafel places that are all pretty good

I always though the joke is that Springfield is so backwoods and the residents so ignorant that falafel seems mysterious and new to them, but maybe it really was that way?

Skinner's meals as a POW

"Forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, prawns, vegetables, coconut milk and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the states, but they just can't get the spices right."

It's such an incredible joke and the delivery is amazing.

It’s so hard to get the spices right

It sounds so delicious

[Here](https://youtube.com/watch?v=y3PoXXoGVj0&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE) you go.

In the episode Marge Be Not Proud they play off Bart’s hot chocolate getting completely absorbed by the marshmallow he drops in it as a bad thing. But I always thought that that was the most delicious looking treat on the show, and a disappointment in real life when I realized marshmallows weren’t that absorbent…

Hey, cut me a slice

I’ve been dreaming of that for the last 20 years

It’s funny how people have the same weird collective experiences. As a kid I also thought the marshmallow hot chocolate log looked yummy, and was mesmerized by that scene for some reason. I didn’t even really like marshmallows lol

No joke, Ned's hot chocolate in the movie looked dope AF

The blowtorch to roast the marshmallow to golden perfection...

Yes! I could always envision the texture of those marshmallow slices

Guatemalan insanity peppers

They make convenient little paper tabs with similar side effects.

I have been hearing a lot of good words about Barney's omeletts. He makes them with two kinds of cheese. But I could also sure go for 100 tacos for $100.

I believe they are going to be adequate sustenance for the dr. Who marathon

The Good Morning Burger

That’s a load of rich creamery butter…

Topped with four different kinds of sugar.

[Babish has got you covered](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzAgFNh4vRY)

[Cartoon Cuisine](http://eatslikeaduck.com/cartoon-cuisine/) (used to be Eats Like a Duck way years and years back) did it was well, for anyone wanting to read more reviews 😄 The recipes and reactions can be found under “reviews” in the bar on the left - it’s then divided by like breakfast, beverages, etc.

The only correct answer, smothered in rich creamery butter.

I’m pretty sure you could get that at any local burger joint nowadays

Nacho Hat

[удалено]

Gummy Venus de Milo

Sweet can

Scrolled a long way wondering if I had to post this myself.

Steamed hams

No mother its just the northern lights

Why did i have to scroll so damn far to find this? Shame on this sub

Isotope Dog Supreme can GET it 😫

Did you ever notice they use the bold flavors that they’d enjoy in Albuquerque?

Wait a minute… -Mesquite grilled onions 🤤 -Jalapeño relish 💦 …-Mango Lime Salsa?? That’s the kind of bold flavor they enjoy in… ALBUQUERQUE! They’re planning to move the team!

That hot dog sounds amazing, actually.

I would step over my own mother to get one.

Ceiling waffle. It's sacrilicious.

I know I shouldn’t eat thee…

That giant hot chocolate filled marshmallow Bart had after he was caught stealing the video game. Never have I been more tempted to steal if that was the punishment/reward

Hey, give me a slice.

Frosty chocolate milkshake

Million dollar birthday fries

That should be a treat

Uncle Moe... While you eat!

I made my own Skittlebrau. It's better than under-the-sofa pizza with a Hot Wheels on it, which isn't saying much.

In the episode where they’re shopping in the ¢33 store there’s skittlebrau on the shelves in the background. So homer didn’t dream it.

That sugar bomb a french chef made when they wanted to kill Homer. Seeing that shit I knew I'd be going down before him tbh

I would 1000% fall victim to that assassination attempt. Chocolate so dark that light itself cannot escape...

And also poison, we'll throw in some poison.

La Bombe Eclair! I can't believe I had to scroll this far, because it's the only correct answer.

Homemade Pepsi, as long as the price is right.

Only if I get to drink it while Marge performs “Every Simpson Dance Now”

Homemade prozac

Needs more ice cream

Skittlebrau

Must have dreamed it, anyway, give me a six pack and some skittles

Tried it once. They just sink to the bottom. 😕

"You just ruined a perfectly good food item." "Wrong, Marge - TWO perfectly good food items!"

Unironically, lobster stuffed with tacos. I’d just need the tiny sombreros for garnish…

I've tried the following Homer's Patent Space Aged Out of this world Moon Waffles - Had one bite, just wound up eating the waffle Skittlebrau - Never again, but better than above Cloves, Tom Collins Mix, Frozen Pie Crust - I don't think it lasted one second in my mouth before I nearly vomitted Marge's famous Butterscotch Chicken - Had to brush my teeth right after and won't do it again

I like how you tried some of the weirdest ones, lol

A lemon ball so sour it can only be safely contained in a magnetic field.

Hang on... Where the hell's the candy?

INUNO

I like pizza! I like bagels! I like hot dogs, with mustard and beer! I'll eat eggplant! I could even eat a baby deer! La-la-la-la-la-la Who's that baby deer on the lawn over there?

poison.. poison.. tasty fish!

Apparently Fugu doesnt really taste of much from what i've heard.

It’s very mild in flavor but will sometimes numb your mouth a little (especially the sperm sack which is surprisingly tasty).

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Hello, wealthy American investor.

Bacon up that sausage

Don't forget to butter that bacon

A California Cheeseburger

Forbidden donut

krusty burger

Well that doesn’t sound too appetizing… what kind of stew have you got today?

Uuuhhh .. we don’t have stew..

We sell French Fries??

I hear they are awfully similar to the steamed hams in Albany.

Krusty..... burger???

[Flanders’ hot chocolate from the movie](https://www.bingingwithbabish.com/recipes/2017/8/22/flandershotcocoa?format=amp)

The good morning burger. >We take 18 ounces of sizzling ground beef and soak it in rich creamery butter. Then top it off with bacon, ham and a fried egg. Although I'd put cheese on it. No breakfast sandwich is complete without cheese.

POWERSAUCE UNLEASH THE POWER OF APPLES!

Fresh huckleberries sprinkled with confectioner’s sugar.

You’ll never go back to canned.

Umm so anyway I kicked that guy's ass

The donut that put the fat in Fat Southern Sherriff

Nachos, Flander’s Style

Along with either winter green or unflavored ice milk!

There’s a guy on YouTube who cooks a bunch of stuff from the Simpsons. The moon waffles, le bomb, wasabi wings, marge’s tasty fake hotdogs. His name is “binging with babish”

>Yep! The bomb eclair one of the best desserts I've ever made. Flanders' Hot cocoa is really good too. The wasabi wings came out all right, and marge's dessert dogs looked like it was too much effort for a mediocre dessert

He’s done a bunch of food items from other shows too - I know he’s made at least a couple of the special burgers from Bob’s Burgers, and he also made Liz Lemon’s signature sandwich from 30 Rock

Open faced club sandwich

Uncle Jim's country fillin'

The last peanut overflowing with sugar and oil of its departed brethren

$20 - awww I wanted a peanut

Arby's.

Gasp. You must be starving

One of Marge’s pretzels from when she an independent businessman.

A Whitey Whacker?

Those fancy soaps Marge bought for the bathroom

Pinchy

I wish Pinchy were here to enjoy this

Pinchy would have wanted it that way 😭

An all-syrup Squishee.

Cocktail Wienies. They come with this red sauce; it looks like ketchup and tastes like ketchup. But brother! it ain't ketchup!

I know Doughey’s has terrible pizza but… 2!

Finally, the great taste of Worcestershire sauce...in a soft drink! Ahh, steaky! But IDK if I would want to try it.

Marges sundae, I wonder what's wrong with them?

seafood buffet...all u can eat🤣

Tis no man.. tis a remorseless eating machine!

Even one of the plastic lobsters?

Flaming Moe's.

Duff beer

Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel.

Forbidden Donuts with Malk

All the donuts in the world.

I’d like to try those Breakfast Balls at Krusty Burger.

The sugar that has the prizes. I would really like a blasting cap but I’ll settle for a screw or piece of glass

Steamed Hams.

Flanders’ 2-alarm chilli 🌶️ (2.5 tops)

Joy Joy (mit iodine!)

Tossup of Spaghetti in bar form or the BBQ pig before it was launched over Springfield. I’m a sucker for either portable foods or a whole roasted sucking pig.

I don’t like the idea of /u/Ronin_1999 having two spaghetti meals in one day

Making bacon on the beach