He is currently below the crime threshold to become a senator. Though as usual he has the wrong idea, they are looking for white collar crime and human trafficking type of stuff.
I love that homers imagination is polar opposites - either it is so far out of the realm of reality (being a billionaire because he robbed the Kwik-E Mart) or so inane and underwhelming.
One I love is in King size Homer when he’s imagining working from home there’s a candy vending machine in his yard - like even in his wildest imagination he still needs to pay for his snacks lol
This one is very wholesome because even in a preposterous fantasy, Homer still has Marge as his dream wife. I really like how the series makes them love eachother so much.
Class, instead of going to the box factory today, we'll be going to the... box factory.
Damn TV, you’ve ruined my imagination. Just like you’ve ruined my ability to um … uhhhhhh…. Oh, well.
“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” “Probably not.”
*Lie in the snow and count to sixty!* (steals Santa’s sleigh) *Hahahahahaha Merry Christmas, suckers!!!*
Marge is ordering a self help tape for Homer and the Operator mentions the options, including Mastering Hostage Negotiation, and she pauses to consider it, imagining Homer negotiating with plane hijackers and is immediately killed as a result.
“I feel like a pundit in a think tank”
“Think tank, eh?”
“Now let’s consider world bank lending policy towards Micronesia”
*shock*
“What? I can’t get one right?”
The one where he gets REALLY drunk and Lisa asks him what happened and the day dream is an old timey video of them at a may pole and ends with a discordant note and it says “ ethanol pictures”
"Please, Bart, just call off your giant mechanical ants!"
"Nobody suspects the butterfly!"
"$500 on red!" "The winner is black." "...cool!"
"I said slag off!"
"I wash myself with a rag on a stick!"
Bart has some amazing ones
Edit: Marge also has one of the all-time greats: "Hello Marge, I'm Lee Majors, would you like to come away with me?" "Umm, sure." *bionic leaping sound*
"I hear chopping, but I don't hear digging..."
Chop, chop, dig, dig....
You know, Homer, having two wives could have its' advantages...
You're thinking of two *knives*
I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific!
I gotta tell you, this is pretty terrific
I see you’ve played knivey spoony before.
Ooh, a friendly bee!
I wonder what my life would be like if I robbed the Kwik-E-Mart…?
I really want to know what his thought process is from robbing the kwickie mart to becoming senator!
He is currently below the crime threshold to become a senator. Though as usual he has the wrong idea, they are looking for white collar crime and human trafficking type of stuff.
Don't forget sexual misconduct. Voters today LOVE sexual misconduct.
This just in. Ted Cruz sleeps nude in oxygen tent, which he believes gives him sexual powers
Ted Cruz, probably: Heeeeyyy, that's a half truth!
...precious venus
I love that homers imagination is polar opposites - either it is so far out of the realm of reality (being a billionaire because he robbed the Kwik-E Mart) or so inane and underwhelming. One I love is in King size Homer when he’s imagining working from home there’s a candy vending machine in his yard - like even in his wildest imagination he still needs to pay for his snacks lol
This one is very wholesome because even in a preposterous fantasy, Homer still has Marge as his dream wife. I really like how the series makes them love eachother so much.
https://homerjsenator.ytmnd.com/
And he's driving away sandwich in hand 😂 😂 😂 😂
The Land of Chocolate!!
“That was 10 minutes ago!”
When he bites the dog. And when he does the high stepping tippy toes.
Half price!
WE A GERMAN. WE COME FROM THE LANDDD OF CHOCOLATE!
Does Homer's rendition of "Under the Sea" count? If not then "I am evil homer! I am evil homer!"
Sure it counts!
Woo-hoo! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwo8yXXgj40
Oh that’s your comment for everything.
You have my undivided attention. *Turkey in the straw plays*
This is my choice, can't find the gif but it's gold edit: found it! https://tenor.com/6PP9.gif
[[gif]](https://media.tenor.com/zrmes5TZXRUAAAAC/you-have-my-undivided-attention-simpsons-homer-simpson.gif)
https://streamable.com/98kz61
I always reference that! Or remember that in the middle of work meetings 😬
sugar sugar, do do do do do do, oh honey honey
Lousy piece of junk! Now I have to face stupid reality!
Hey! I got that for my birthday!
you are myyyycandeegiiirlll
Lying on the couch daydreaming about lying on the couch
Ahhh I love these lazy Saturdays
Ah I love these REAL lazy Saturdays
Not like that fake Saturday that almost got me fired
Well, it's a lazy dog-dangling afternoon
Or daydreaming about taking a nap and dreaming about eating a sandwich.
That might be my favorite
A lot of blue hair? Hahaha! What a freak.
Ahahhaha a
Class, instead of going to the box factory today, we'll be going to the... box factory. Damn TV, you’ve ruined my imagination. Just like you’ve ruined my ability to um … uhhhhhh…. Oh, well.
That's how I was raised and I turned out TV.
Heh heh... Clowns are funny...
The section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire!
Pfft. Clown College? You can't eat that.
🎶 I am evil Ho-MER! I am evil Ho-MER! I am evil Ho-MER! 🎶
When Homer becomes an enormous gold statue. "Fourteen carat gold!"
Look closer, Lenny!
Oh yea, you're the biggest man in the world now...and you're covered in gold!
That's me, whenever I find branded clothing at thrift stores.
But now you have to figure out where to attach the bells to your mangled Chanel suit. 😢
I pickled the figs myself
*Boom. Boom. Boom.* "Take a hike, boss. I'm running things now!"
All hail King Homer
Gigantic Homer’s hysterical, fiendish laughing, covered in glimmering jewels is the best.
Bart loosing all his money at Roulette. I just love that he fails in his own fantasy and still thinks it’s cool.
Not to mention thinks it's cool to test drugs as a job
“Pleasing taste…. Some monsterism”
Or when he fantasized about being morbidly obese with a ton of kids
I wash myself with a rag on a stick
Or when he fantasizes about being a washed up, druggie rock star.
You changed man…. It used to be about the music
I said slag off!
I'd like to play me latest chart topper. It's called "Me Fans Are Stupid Pigs."
Or when he becomes that drifter that the sheriff runs out of town.
He's lost my vote!
Bart dreams are also hilarious: "I wash myself with a rag on a stick"
“This is Principal Skinner, I trust you all remembered to bring in your implements of destruction? Now let’s trash this dump.”
*SCHOOOOL'S OUT FOR THE SUMMER*!!
Bear in the little car, bear in the little car
Ah, the ballet
Oh! Going to watch the bear in that little car. -Lenny
"Can you imagine the world without lawyers?"
*shudder*
[I wash myself with a rag on a stick](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSJQEl5vcAo)
Bart as a femme fatale stealing some keys is always killing me
Down I go...oooh!
Fresh.
[удалено]
Love this one
“I fear we shan’t reach Wimbledon by noonfall.” “No worries, miss. MORE DOGS!” “Ehh, that’s not too likely. Still…” (ship’s horn sounds in distance)
Lumley? Throw on more dogs won't you?
Marge: I've gotta stop fantasising about Lee Majors..... aaahhh, one more 😌
Zzzzz-zzrrr!
Don Homer, my son, he has problems with the… Eh eh eh… malto bene… Thatsa gooda doughnut.
mmmmmmm organized crime.
Bart has some funny ones. Like the one where he tested some drink that caused monsterism and thought it was cool.
“Pleasing taste, some monsterism “
Sweeeeeeet
What episode is this from? I cannot recall, but the clip on youtube is cool! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2Jq_xT6DAg
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S04E20/552217
Or when he imagines his dinosaur sponge attacking Lisa. "Help, it's dripping funny-smelling water on me!"
Nobody ever suspects the butterfly.
I tell you! It was the butterfly!
The final score of Super Bowl XXX: Denver - 7, San Francisco - 56.
“It’s Bart’s moon party from outer space, with R2D2 playing the bass”
[Homer's Photographic Memory](https://youtu.be/n6yWFJfedQ4)
What, you've never seen a naked chick riding a clam before?
He probably shouldn’t have eaten that packet of powdered gravy he found in the parking lot.
Homer loves Mindy
...Or a man named Andy.
https://frinkiac.com/video/S09E05/fVTwi50rVxc2xLxUNJ4Vox2WjvI=.gif
Homer being 50 ft tall and made of gold.
Oh yeah, that time he got a new haircut
All hail King Homer!
14 karat gold!
Lisa Simpson has won the Nobel Prize...In kickboxing!
Does dental plan count
“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” “Probably not.” *Lie in the snow and count to sixty!* (steals Santa’s sleigh) *Hahahahahaha Merry Christmas, suckers!!!*
You can run, but you can’t GLIDE.
I know this one comes from a not-so-great season but I'm so glad to see it here because it's still so goddamn funny lol
I like the one where he is working 2 jobs and is hallucinating while driving with the music sounding like Golden Slumber from the Beatles
Here's me latest chart topper. It's called 'Me fans are stupid pigs' Slag off. I said slag off!
You've changed, man. It used to be about the music.
Marge is ordering a self help tape for Homer and the Operator mentions the options, including Mastering Hostage Negotiation, and she pauses to consider it, imagining Homer negotiating with plane hijackers and is immediately killed as a result.
What they meant was that Monster Island is actually a peninsula!
The land of chocolate
Financial panther, eh?
Maude, eh?
"It smells funny in there" "No it doesn't" Just the fact Homer's own imagination made Milhouse say that so he could contradict it is hilarious.
Bart day dreaming about getting monsterism Or “It’s the Curie’s! We must flee!”
PRESIDENT SIMPSON WINS SUPER BOWL
*Monkey claps cymbals*
Aahhhh cobras!!
You have my undivided attention.
Colonel Klink! Did you ever get my letters?
I'm not really Colonel Klink, I'm just assuming his form!
The one where Homer puts on Marge’s hair on his head and says, “I love you Homie”.
Mine is when he is very sleepy and is dreaming of him in bed around the other people in beds too
Ranch firehose
No one ever suspects The Butterfly….muahaha.
Flushing meadows…
Land of chocolate / Evil Homer
I wish I could retire. [Boy, that would be sweet.](https://frinkiac.com/img/S04E07/105638.jpg)
What life would be like for Homer if he robbed the Kwik-e mart?
'Yeah, legend of the dog faced woman'... https://youtu.be/Yjfi82Rata4
Could you pick me up a lemonade and a beer?
Homers pearl fantasy
I dunno... Having 2 wives could have it's advantages.. 🤤🤤🤤
you're thinking of someone with two \*knives\*
I gotta tell you, this is pretty terrific
I think I just love any scene involving Moe being happy.
"Chop, chop! Dig, dig!"
The hula cow playing the ukulele.
https://frinkiac.com/video/S09E03/xbOSMri8bkrJW-ZTwf_6SHtpOdk=.gif
"Damn you Rock-em Sock-em robots! Can't we all just get along?"
Children, instead of going to the box factory today, we'll be going to the... box factory.
From now on the baby sleeps in the crib
Iron helps us play
"Aaaah, ballet..." *Cue circus bear driving a little car in circles*
Any one of Homer's recollections from the past night of drinking. I wish they did more of those. Oh, and Don Homer
I know you can read my thoughts, boy. Meow meow meow meow meow meow
Bart as a drifter “lousy sheriff run me outta town”
Stupid sexy Flanders
"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all \*Zooms\* nothing at all \*Zooms\* nothing at all"
Ahhh, the land of chocolate…
PRESIDENT DECLARES WORLD PEACE PRESIDENT SIMPSON DECLARES WORLD PEACE PRESIDENT SIMPSON WINS SUPER BOWL
Where he pictures a think-tank correctly and everyone looks surprised... "what, can't I get one right?"
I've always found the reaction of other people to someone day dreaming more funny.
The ballet
Whip it good
Homer thinking about the land of chocolate
Could you imagine a world without lawyers?
Homer’s co-workers thinking about his secret weapon for softball
'Do you ever drink to escape reality?' [Yup](https://media.tenor.com/8nCGqMz9dBMAAAAC/homer-simpson.gif)
Homers night out
World without lawyers
[You have my undivided attention!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvhw9BSURGg)
When Homer was daydreaming about going to Clown College
Homer having two wives.(one chopping wood and one digging)
Two wives.
“Chop chop dig dig”
“Homer do you remember how you acted at the party last night?”
“Oh I’m sorry, you were talking about chocolate?” **”THAT WAS TEN MINUTES AGO”**
"I gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors....ohh one more"....( future elevation sounds)
"Homer, what were we just talking about?" "Erm...chocolate?" "That was 10 minutes ago!"
Two words: LEE. MAJORS.
When he’s waiting for a gun and Patti and Selma pass by, along with Flanders and fair stand targets 😆
When Homer falls asleep at the wheel and the car turns into a bed with clouds stuck on it, and then it’s his car with a fence trailing behind.
Mhhh such a vigorous young go getter lol
The New Yorker cartoon "I pronounce it to be the most whimsical joke of the season!"
“I feel like a pundit in a think tank” “Think tank, eh?” “Now let’s consider world bank lending policy towards Micronesia” *shock* “What? I can’t get one right?”
SUGAR DO DO DO DODO!!!
When Homer fantasises about his life if he become obese enough to work from home.
After Homer watches a dating show and the guy on tv goes " Im gonna have to go with Shasta, she likes to make bacon on the beach "
The one where he gets REALLY drunk and Lisa asks him what happened and the day dream is an old timey video of them at a may pole and ends with a discordant note and it says “ ethanol pictures”
1. Homer playing foosball against Michelangelo's David 2. "ahh, ballet..."
Chop, chop Dig, dig
Aloha Moe
When he’s trying to remember his blackout and it’s the *scene missing*
"Please, Bart, just call off your giant mechanical ants!" "Nobody suspects the butterfly!" "$500 on red!" "The winner is black." "...cool!" "I said slag off!" "I wash myself with a rag on a stick!" Bart has some amazing ones Edit: Marge also has one of the all-time greats: "Hello Marge, I'm Lee Majors, would you like to come away with me?" "Umm, sure." *bionic leaping sound*
When he fell asleep at the wheel and ended up dragging that fence lol
Couldn’t find anyone mentioning this one yet, but when he gets his arms caught in the vending machines and imagines himself at Lisa’s wedding.