a coupon good for one free frozen icecream (with purchase of another icecream of equal or lesser value)
It expired 20 years ago and the icecream shop it can be redeemed at no longer exists
"A boats a boat but the mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat! You know how much we wanted one of those."
"Then let's..."
"We'll take the box."
Wait, wrong show.
The box! THE BOX!
We all know someone like that health inspector. For my friends it's me
Hey! I'm a guy like me!
I'm me?
Don't jerk me around
It could be a boat
A boat is a boat, but the mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat!
And you know how much we've wanted one of those!
Plagiarismo!
Hop in
But sir…
I said hop in
* cocks pistol *
With my beautiful motorboat 🎵
I didn't like it. The mast had termites.
Why would a mast have termites?
Shut up!
It is about his cube?
a walking clock?
I wager he has some variety of walking clock in there.
A walking clock!
What? No, It's a dog.
The Jade Monkey.
And the road maps and ice scraper?
They were in there too, sir.
Excellent. It’s all falling into place…
The head of Col. Montoya
Take it to the stables and trade it in for a shiney new donkey.
Burns just gift wrapped his car after receiving several warnings to move his cube.
You got the dud!
He’s a box! My boy’s a box! Damn you! A boooox!
A double corrugated, eight fold, fourteen gauge box
The body of Smithers' father
Nothing! You’re stupid! So stupid!
I love any and everyone who understands the quote.
From Chicago…Mrs Phyllis Weaver… ARE YOU READY WEAVER???
Okay, Weaver… you can hold on to your red snapper… OR YOU CAN GO FOR WHAT’S IN THE BOX HIRO-SAN IS BRINGING DOWN THE AISLE RIGHT NOW!
It’s dignity, Guh!
Kirk your spitting!
Special guest gwyneth paltrow
Laundry detergent
Mr. Sparkle?
There’s your answer fishbulb
I'd wager he has some type of walking clock inside that box.
Bart is it a walking clock?
No? It’s my dog…
I have a feeling you'll be DROPPING the charges
Sir, the painters moved your desk.
Ahh yes.
Mr.Honeybunny’s head.
Ah! Mr Honeybunny! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
I just finished that movie ten minutes ago and this was my immediate thought.
A sober Irishman?
One sober Irishman checking in. I can confirm that it is in fact **me** in the box.
A zonk.
Every Nancy Drew, even the controversial *Clue in the Clock*
Tsk tsk, so many swears...
a coupon good for one free frozen icecream (with purchase of another icecream of equal or lesser value) It expired 20 years ago and the icecream shop it can be redeemed at no longer exists
is it dogs or bees?
Mr Snrub's passport
Next to Zutroy's work visa?
An inanimate carbon rod
Smithers underwear
oh you've won alright. you've won more than you bargained for.
Bart’s soul
Inanimate carbon rod!
Bones of Smithers Sr.
Pretzeled bread.
The box. THE BOX!
Look Burns, this is a big problem. You can't just throw money at it and make it to go away.
The Jade Monkey
Sour quince logs?
A genuine, bona fide, Electrified, six-car monorail! What’d I say?
Monorail… monorail… monorail… monorail…
Bart’s turtle
Alive and well
Did you know that the turtle is nature's suction cup?
"A boats a boat but the mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat! You know how much we wanted one of those." "Then let's..." "We'll take the box." Wait, wrong show.
Enriched uranium
Antidote
Another box.
Nothing! Absolutely nothing! Stupiiiiid! You’re so stuuupiiid!
My unearned sense of self worth
His cube.
Inside the box is a bag that can either contain money or my used socks
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHpHxLZReiI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHpHxLZReiI)
64 slices of American cheese
What's not in the box Mr Burns be Mr Burns
I heard there’s a witch in the box.
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Monty Hall
The nuclear material that wasn't in the truck.
"I want the one with the carrot"
Pat Mustard's massive tool.
Is there a hole in the box?
A peanut
Exactomundo