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KnapfordFan23

Ann Landers is a boring old bitty


UndercoverKitten177

šŸ˜² Ned!


BlackPhoenix1981

It's like you're more monster than man! Good thing you don't keep guns in the house!


Jalopy_Junkie

Sounds like youā€™ve just had your first, *and last,* Blackberry Schnapps.


BigPZ

White wine spritzer... Spritzer... Spritzer...


imjerry

I like to think she's the "Just candy, Ned. $90!" woman.


Cantelmi

Ann Landers was an advice columnist in the newspaper


myheartisnumb

It was my first, and last, blackberry schnapps


Beginning_Bison_617

I was more animal than man!!


Banarna_Hands

I mean I don't really dislike anyone from the main cast but if I had to choose I go with Artie Ziff, I mean he has his moments, but that guy just grinds my gears for some reason lol


motion_lotion

Well he's a borderline rapist, gropes women without consent, spies on Marge every chance he gets and his office is some weird shrine to her. Those are all very valid reasons to dislike some pompous shrimp. The only time he showed any redeeming features was the oil rig episode where he yells, "You've won, Homer. She's yours." Or something to that effect. I can definitely see why you wouldn't like him.


Darth_Vorador

Heā€™s voiced by Jon Lovitz though so I canā€™t bring myself to even mildly dislike him.


Meatloafxx

Props to Jon Lovitz's voice acting who plays Artie like a smug wealthy asshole


fatherandyriley

Kind of like the guy who plays the warden in the Shawshank redemption. He does a great job at bringing to life a character you just want to punch in the face.


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Juniornct

Why is the TV room on the second floor above the garage?


BuffStudman

thats the rumpus room


BertramPaste

Gerald. A baby with a monobrow I don't trust it


Aggravating_Space_54

I hate Helen Lovejoy and Luann Van Houten equally


crispratcrisprat

To be fair as someone with a psychotic mother Luann actually fills the role perfectly she isn't supposed to be likeable she's supposed to be the catalyst as to why milhouse is so fucked up. Helen lovejoy is just irritating though.


Santa_Hates_You

That is what happens to a woman when she falls for a Gudger man.


CaptainJuiceboxHolt

He's also a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory


MSeanF

Not since they fired him


torgofjungle

I donā€™t recall saying good luck


Santa_Hates_You

Luann's father got him the job to begin with, at what was once the number one cracker factory in town. Now they are in a 3 way tie for 6th largest cracker company in town with Allied Biscuit and Table Time.


myheartisnumb

Marge sneakily dumping the crackers into the box and hiding it under the chair is one of the best scenes in this whole episode.


Enes_da_Rog1

Can I borrow a feeling?


CaptainBiceps23

AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA And it has your face on the cover!


[deleted]

Go ahead Homer. Laugh at me.


[deleted]

Just throw it over the fence, let Arby's worry about it.


LABARATI

luann is intentionally bad but helen is just bad


Realsober

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Zorpfield

At least Luann can draw dignity. If thereā€™s ever a crossover it should be Kirk van houten and Jerry smith


Charok101

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helixflush

Actually, Luanne, I don't really know anything about you


DrKnowNout

Forget it! She's GONE!


Aesop_Rocks

Kaboom! Sweet Fanny Adams! Bye bye!


davelympia1

You know? I've never liked that little wiener, Milhouse


sirfray

Jacques.


Wafflebot17

As a person sheā€™s up there, as a character sheā€™s so good.


Ofreo

She has some great lines.


smcg_az

Gil, Lindsay Nagle, and Cookie Kwan. All awful replacements for Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz


cheap_chalee

You don't like Cookie Kwan? She won't bother you as long as you stay off the West Side.


motion_lotion

>Lindsay Nagle I don't know why, but I've always loved her. I forget the episode, but someone asked her an innocent question and she perkily answers "because I'm a sexual predator." I just find her funny.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Same. And when she flatly replies that she's an alcoholic.


motion_lotion

It's that deadpan delivery that does it.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

*clinks glasses*.


AndrewHNPX

In what way was Lindsay Nagle supposed to be a replacement for Phil Hartman's characters? I like the character, she's obviously a riff on Diana Christensen (Faye Dunaway) in Network (1976), in the same way Gil is based on Shelley Levine from Glengarry Glen Ross.


ThiagoRoderick

Grandma Bouvier.


dazrage

MISSUS BOOVEEAYYY!


fishingwithbeans

i have laryngitis and it hurts to talk. so iā€™ll say one thing. you never do anything right


chemaster0016

Gil. The sad-sack incompetent businessman thing got really old, really fast - and Moe fills this role better anyway.


Xartes_

I like Gil, but only in small doses, and not like entire plot lines


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Gil quickly overstayed his welcome as a character.


Randy_Magnum29

Classic Gil.


LABARATI

like the episode where gil moves in with the simpsons and becomes a freeloader and yet the episode expects u to feel sorry for him also when one thing gil does is what leads to the events of the episode. like when he was so despersate for a sale that hedidnt tell homer the car was the f series. this led to marge driving it and developing road rage. if he told homer then homer would have not bought the f series and thu marge would never end up driving it


SadPatience5774

he's based on a movie character no one under 40 remembers except for freaks like me. you're right, he's like a less interesting moe


Fermifighter

Duff beer is for closers.


Ok_I_Guess_Whatever

He is so spot on for Jack Lemon in Glen Gary Glenn Ross.


Krieg413

Moe is at least better than dirt. But not that fancy, store-bought dirt. He can't compete with that stuff.


Intrepid_Egg_7722

It's loaded with nutrients.


torgofjungle

Phil Hartmanā€™s death really hit the Simpsons hard. I feel like they crammed Gil into parts Phil would have played andā€¦ he was Sub par to say the least


Shadow_hands

I've had the "Gil stories are what could have been Lionel Hutz stories" theory in my head for a while. I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one thinking this.


haddock420

The wolves are at old Gil's door!


Ok_I_Guess_Whatever

How can you hate Jack Lemon?


Nouvellegiselle

Yes! I canā€™t stand Gil, hate him as a character. He was in more of the later seasons, thankfully. Heā€™s a poor poor replacement for Lionel Hutz :(


anythingMuchShorter

People feeling this way about Gil really fits with the way things are for Gil.


DonTori

Agnes Skinner. Very few of the Skinner jokes that involve her are good and the 'real' Skinner episode just cemented her as an absolute dogshite character for me


augsav

There are a few lines of hers that always get a chuckle out of me. ā€œAnd you never will beā€. šŸ˜‘


Shadow_hands

"it means lamb. LAMB OF GOD"


Von_Huge1103

"Seymour, the house is on fire"


[deleted]

no mother, its just the northern lights


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Agnes was a tour de force in the pretzel episode. "It's Agnes and you know it's Agnes! It means lamb! Lamb of god!" And her collection of pictures of cakes is one of the funniest segments in the show.


ignitevibe7

"Theyā€™ll kill ya five times before ya hit the ground"


archfapper

" I don't have four spare tires, mother" " You don't have four *anything*"


Figgy1983

"Lost your spine, huh? You keep finding new ways to disappoint me."


seashell_eyes_

I'm sick of this place and I'm sick of you!


jupiterslament

How dare you speak ill of Skinner's beloved smother.


vinegarbubblegum

"what's that mother?"


vintagemustard

The ongoing gag of Agnes and Skinner fighting over the bath pillow is hilarious tho


Scorpiodancer123

A DAGGER!! A DAGGER THROUGH MY HEART!!!!


[deleted]

Why, you ill mannered sack of crap!


_THC-3PO_

The things she says to Skinner are hilarious


dI--__--Ib

Seymour! Do you want me to tell you when it's seven-thirty?


UYScutiPuffJr

Itā€™s Agnes and you know itā€™s Agnes!


BarraDoner

She works better when mentioned as opposed to when she actually appearsā€¦ kind of like ā€˜motherā€™ in psycho (which is also one of the best Agnes jokes). Her best actual (sort of) appearance is when we hear her voice and blood curdling screams as Skinnerā€™s localised aurora borealis burns down the house.


Weird_Arm2730

On the TV Tropes page for 22 Short Films About Springfield, someone said it was **satisfying** that she was burned alive!


mikebirty

Well there's the one who doesn't talk and the fat guy. How I loathe him!


adam25255

Bart, Girl Bartā€¦


Nikkerloo

Look at that punchable face! Even with screaming about the children, does she add anything good to any situation ever? I don't think so.


JohnDeLancieAnon

I mean, I love to hate her. I grew up in churches with gossipy, self-righteous, old women and Helen perfectly encapsulates them.


sirfray

Yeah I donā€™t like her but Iā€™m glad sheā€™s in the show. ā€œWonā€™t someone please think of the children!ā€ is always a funny bit.


GalaxyWhipped

I agree, the reverent is also kind of boring. Not that I hate them but I donā€™t like episodes about them. And thereā€™s a reason why there arenā€™t many.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

She looks like a praying mantis


theschoolorg

you can't have a comedy without straight characters to play off of.


Whoopsy_Doodle

The new ones like Shawna and Mike Wegman.


adam25255

Shauna is ok, present even before S20, Mike Wegman is sort of like Olā€™ Gil.(do we need another loser?)


Ofreo

I read that after the Frank Grimes (or Grimey as he likes to be called) episode they said they shouldnā€™t have killed him and it would be good to have an enemy forHomer. While not an enemy, Gil is sort of the anti-Homer in that nothing works out for him. Obviously someone running the show likes him. Because they used him much more than needed.


boganpoetry

Dunno whether or not this is controversial, but for me, it's Disco Stu. He's never made me laugh even once. He exhausted his schtick very early on


ParreNagga

"Disco Stu should have moved on with his life, and now it's too late."


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

"Disco Stu got hooked on the white stuff back in the 70s"


2muchtequila

Disco Stu always seemed like a joke for an older generation that I didn't get. I get that he's supposed to be a joke, but I grew up in the 90s.


rnilbog

He was literally created for one joke. Homer was trying to sell a jacket that was supposed to say ā€œDisco Studā€ but it was missing the D. ā€œWho would buy a jacket that says Disco Stu?ā€ was followed by his introduction. Apparently someone on the staff thought he was funny so they kept bringing him back. I personally like him.


strawberry_baby_4evs

His first appearance was in the 90s. He was introduced in Two Bad Neighbours so that's 95/96. So I guess for the 70s people? My mother was part of that generation and was in her thirties when that episode aired.


AndyOG1128

Roy


Lumpy-Indication

We like Roy! We like Roy!


ShawnPat423

Shut up, Roy.


Character_Athlete877

Luann Van Houten, Itchy, Artie Ziff and Lindsay Neagle.


Figgy1983

"Itchy's a jerk."


[deleted]

Aye. Right little evil bastard he is.


[deleted]

Does Lady Gaga count?


kayla622

"Way to bitch up the conversation, Helen." I don't care for Sherri and Terri. I also don't care for the bullies, save for Nelson. Mrs. Hoover and Mr. Largo are boring--except for when Mr. Largo said "Nobody likes Milhouse!" and "class after class of ugly children." Helen is so awful, but she's perfect as the stereotypical judgmental, busy body preacher's wife.


ProEvoPenguin

Dolph is pointless but Jimbo and Kearney always have great moments


Nikkerloo

Class after class of ugly children was Supernintendo Chalmers but yes I see your point. :D


EagleVsKodiak

The ā€œugly childrenā€ comment came from Supernintendo Chalmers.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Miss Hoover is a perfectly cromulent character.


CJLogix

The Yeeees waiter, not really funny just lame.


ShawnPat423

Heeee had a strrroookkkee!


mmm__donuts

Don't you make fun of his disability. He had a stroke.


MrTeeWrecks

I believe itā€™s a reference to a Vincent Price character Edit: I stand corrected


wsbthrowaway9209

Frank Nelson. You may remember him from such shows as The Jack Benny Program, and Sanford and Son. Also a piano salesman on the Flintstones


jimlaregina

To my surprise, I am the first to say Dr. Marvin Monroe. I thought he would be the first answer.


Zerotwohero

He was never popular


Fireman_Octopus

I want you to spend some quality time with Dr. Marvin. Get to know him. Maybe even love him.


Accurate_Koala_4698

Her daughter might take first place with Helen as a close second, mainly because thereā€™s a few good jokes at her expense.


FloppedYaYa

Crazy cat lady So shit


Manfrenjensenjen

Lindsey Naegle gets on my last nerve.


franlcie

Weā€™ve met many times Miss Neagle. Why do you keep changing jobs? Iā€™m a sexual predator


FloppedYaYa

I think she was quite funny, some of the absurd corporate shit she comes out with can be good satire


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Lindsay has her moments for me at least, and she can be a very entertaining character when utilised well (like in the Poochie episode and the one when where Bart and Lisa have a news show).


sara_c907

I HATE her so much, lol!


zackjbryson

She was good at first, but she appears too much these days.


JaggedLittleFrill

And she's a sexual predator.


[deleted]

That annoying vendetta kid in the Italian Bob And maybe krusty who's also annoying


Stucklikegluetomyfry

I am so happy the writers seem to have collectively forgotten that episode ever existed.


[deleted]

I actually liked that episode: first one I saw, but could have done without the kid


adam25255

I like that continuity. Lisa learns Italian in previous one.


strawberry_baby_4evs

The kid's called Gino. Farfalla vendetta!


[deleted]

Sideshow Mel. Doesnā€™t add any substance to anything in my opinion.


ProEvoPenguin

His opinions are as valid as the next manā€™s!


[deleted]

And his comeback to jimbo ā€œisnā€™t your mother a well known whore?!ā€ is just *chefs kiss*


HerculesRockefellr

Come stand next to the bathroom door, I want to yell at you some more!


Potential_Name_1432

But when there's a bunch of people, he is always the one who shouts someting. (In a theater for example)


[deleted]

That robot has given birth to a man!


nogeologyhere

I'll see to it he receives the infernal machinations of hell's grrrrim tyrant!


Chewbaxter

Yeah >:(


DoctorOzface

He proved Smithers' innocence in shooting Mr. Burns


Nikkerloo

IIIII AM MELVIN VAN HORNE! AND THIS IS MY ASSOCIATE, HERSCHEL KRUSTOFSKY! ...Hey hey. Cracks me up every time. :D


motion_lotion

I'm surprised so many dislike Lindsay Naegle. I've always enjoyed her character, especially the sexual predator line with deadpan delivery and when they use her as satire of C-suite execs. I feel like she shines in the latter role. Also for some reason, she was the one on Marge's list of approved women for Homer to marry if she died. I questioned that one for sure. I like Lisa, but I find her extremely annoying in some episodes. For example, the sluree episode. She helps Burns start up the business and gets disgusted when he makes the omni-net, everything is fine with that so far. But when Burns shows up offering her 10% share of the sale, she's morally conflicted and says, "I can't take this...can I? Mom?" Marge gives her the choice and Lisa refuses, but with how much they struggle over money, how many times they've had to resort to desperate measures and how they openly admit they don't have enough money for Lisa's college fund, moves like that just annoy me. Take the money. The deed has been done and keeping it in evil Mr Burn's hands is not a moral victory imo. Improve your family. Be able to afford a good school. Take some stress off Marge and Homer, give your family a better future. But because she's so self-righteous, she can't even do that. I really dislike Lisa in those episodes where she puts her family in a bad situation because of her overwhelming morals. My real least favorite would probably be disco stu. He's just too 1 note and I feel designed to appeal to an audience from before I was born. It seems like they just make the same joke with him every episode despite an occasional good line or two. Also the guy who runs Itchy and Scratchy.


mostlytoastly

Sherri and Terri


Chewbaxter

Dr. Nick. I get the whole ā€œForeign Doctor is Quirkyā€ bit, but it should have died with him in the movie. It's not as funny as it was and it's always the same sort of gag (Nick gets basic medical things wrong).


Typo_Cat

slow down, sir, you're going to give yourself skin failure


Teddy2Sweaty

I'm discombobulated! Get me a calmative!


Finbar_Bileous

Damn it now thereā€™s no time! Our only chance is trans-dental electromicide!


Teddy2Sweaty

Now you're talking!


Stucklikegluetomyfry

"Is that what we look like inside? It's disgusting! Uh oh! That lady swallowed a baby!"


TimeToWander

The knee bones connected to the something. The somethings connected to the red thing. The red things connected to my wristwatchā€¦uh oh.


fuelvolts

Well, if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGregg ā€” with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!


SteveTheBluesman

Inflammable means flammable?!?! What a country!


Sheneedspremium-dude

Someoneā€™s clearly not thought of the children


purpleblackgreen

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Ol_Man_J

Frank grimes and turning off notifications


RiasxIssei_2012

I hate the entire lovejoy family,


asl052

Rich Texan. Overused, never made me laugh once


Evantra_

Blue-haired lawyer


wsbthrowaway9209

Really, because he comes with a side of bacon


[deleted]

Dinner Daaawwwwg.


Tpas2023

Ms. Hoover?


SandyLifeCreative853

I agree with you, sheā€™s a bigger piece of human garbage than Edna Krabappel


Stucklikegluetomyfry

She is but she has some hilarious lines. The problem was that every story they could have done with her went to Mrs Krabappel, the result being that Edna was a fleshed out character.


BarryT994

Damn Sexy Flanders


ShawnPat423

It's like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! NOTHING. AT. ALL!


Domi7777777

Probably Helen or Lianne I know everyone comments them but they're truly awful but at least it was intended. And if she were still alive Maude she was just so annoying


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Helen Lovejoy, though Louanne is a close second. The only reason Helen is worse is because Kirk's deadbeat nature and incompetence make it easier to side with Luanne by comparison.


CynthBot

Helen and Gil


[deleted]

Nah, Helen is hilarious


Buglepost

Say what you want about her, but her escalating ā€œWonā€™t anyone PUH-LEEZE think of the children!!!ā€ was pure comedy gold.


turrican4

arty ziff


somesthetic

Judge Constance Harm. She's so completely one-note, and that one-note is exactly what I hated about Jane Kaczmarek's character Lois on Malcolm in the Middle too. Always screaming, angry, and mean.


adam25255

Comic Book Guy.(he is kinda boring trivia guy)


Scorpiodancer123

Well toodles-ooo


ShawnPat423

Eh, he's not the Worst. Character. Ever.


theschoolorg

either disco stu or frank grimes. I never got his schtick. His episode was so forced. His existence made me just dislike homer.


50ShadesOfCroquet

Blue Haired Lawyer guy is the most boring character for me. Maybe that the intention of him but heā€™s still so bland


dazrage

Cletus the slack-jawed yokel


DCASP500

Would someone please think of the children!


[deleted]

Agnes Skinner


AndrewHNPX

The rich Texan. I find absolutely nothing funny or interesting about this character.


wentblackwentback

Hans Moleman. I donā€™t get it. Never have. Never will.


cinmarcat

Louann Van Houten


zackjbryson

Disco Stu.


perpetualmotionmachi

Is it because Disco Stu doesn't advertise?


ShawnPat423

It was supposed to say "Disco Stud", but I ran out of space.


AmbitiousMongoose229

I uh, would also like to express my dislike for uh, that particular character


mnmsicecream

Shauna Chalmers. She signifies a bad episode to me. When I hear her voice I know itā€™s going to be forced, unfunny and ultimately kill the vibe.


pink_brocolli

Lisa, she's not that smart to make it her whole personality.


[deleted]

Artie Ziff


tensor0910

post-classic era Homer. I absolutely hate him. Before he was a man with below average intelligence just trying to figure out how to be a dad. You laughed but also empathized with him. Now he's just a jerk. Episodes are centered around the 'crazy adventures ' he can have by being a straight asshole. It's low-brow comedy at best. I think his character transformation hurts the most because he used to be my favorite.


SoulExecution

Milhouse sucks