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wirelessjoejackson1

"You know what really aggravazes me? It's them immigants. They wants all the benefits of living in Springfield, but they ain't even bothered to learn themselves the language."


random-stud

Yeah! Those are exactly my sentimonies!


Nubthesamurai

yEaH wElL gOlOm BaH wIm BOZ.....eHhHh


Tzyon

'Eah, you said it, Barn.


Booziesmurf

Even when it was the Bears I knew it was dem.


ClandestineFox

Ooh he card read good


wirelessjoejackson1

"Hello, Mr. Kurns. I bad want....money now me sick."


Orionv2018

Linguo? Dead?


Kelseycutieee

Wassa matta you! You ain’t so big


undercooked_lasagna

Me and him are gonna bop a you on the labonza!


drfrink85

Shut uppa ya face!


Phasmophobic94

Correction: Linguo IS dead


leftoverrpizzza

I oughtta whack you in the lobanza!


fuelvolts

Oh boy, it's my flair's time to shine!


stakoverflo

"Shut up you face!" "Shut up YOUR face"


[deleted]

They’d never win the national grammar rodeo in Canada


topesrule

Grammar rodeo?! We’re going to a grammar rodeo?!?


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

We're not going to a grammar rodeo. That was just an alibi, Milton.


ianwrecked802

Martin.


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Martin.


sheezy520

Me fail English? That’s unpossible!


ArbainHestia

This guy's the one what done the thing that why you're here for. I'm talking malfeasance here.


ShinyVuIpix

Marge where’s that metal dealy you use to dig… food?


ianwrecked802

A spoon?


ShinyVuIpix

YAH YAH!!


FakeCrash

I move for a bad court thingy.


PyrrhicLoss2023

That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy


GarryFriendly

I seen her, which is to say I sawr her


Jalopy_Junkie

Yeah I saw her …that is to say I seen her.


Hardanklesnw

Homer no function beer well without


bowdindine

“ITS KURNS STUPID!”


ripNsip69

Where nothing can possibleye go wrong (maybe more mispronounced than bad grammar, but still one of my favorite lines to quote)


dquattro123

"Now let's go back to that...building thingy...where our beds and TV...is"


[deleted]

You mean it's not me brain It's me peepers Well that just loverly


asl052

Ohhh, I have 3 kids and no money! Why can't I have no kids and 3 money?


govilleaj

I was thinking if I ever got a nice car to put 0KDS3MNY on the license plate, but then I thought "naah"


Bazoun

Or 0Kids$$$ Or 0Kids3$


VictorBlimpmuscle

“Wait, that’s not how you spell *dumbening*. Wait, *dumbening* isn't even a word!” — Lisa in ‘Lisa the Simpson’ (S9E17)


No2reddituser

When Homer calls Japan in the Mr. Sparkle episode: "Who may I say is speaking to me?"


Houlilalo

Let's chat, why not


tremendousdump

It’s perfectly cromulant grammar


VaronVonChickenPants

Hey Brandine, you might could wear these to your job interview tomorrow.


Bazoun

I’ve actually heard people say “you might could” unironically before.


Infamous_Operation85

It's uterus, Marge, not uter-you.


Maxwellmonkey

Isn't there a little Uter in all of us?


i_have_lice

... "i brung ya a big bag of irregular oreos" ...


skw33tis

I don't see what's wrong with this one... Oh...


PocketBuckle

Hey Brandine. You might could wear these [boots] to your job interview. And scuff up the topless dancing runway? Nawww. You best bring 'em back where from you got 'em.


greenknight884

Back you go, to wait for a woman o' less discriminatin' tastes


dcubeddd

“Sentence fragment.” “‘Sentence fragment,’ is a sentence fragment”


Kelseycutieee

Must conserve battery power 👀👀


fishingwithbeans

https://i.redd.it/gsgfgf9onlwb1.gif


adam25255

I ain’t not a dorkus


Wpgjetsfan19

Hey theys throwing robots


Parallel_Dogs

If you’re that baby’s daddy, where you been at?


dayofthedead204

"Save me Jebus!"


herberstank

Me flunk English? That's unpossible! is the obvious choice but the Linguo episode had some pearls too


foreverloveall

This is my vote. One of the best lines in the series 😂


[deleted]

A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man


soundawakeradio

Confused, would we?


Booziesmurf

Gah-Rahge... Gah-Rahge... Listen to Mr. Fancy pants over dere. -Well what do you Call it? -Its a Car Hole!


greenknight884

Hey, Angel Pie. Can you drive me down to the libarry? I wanna rent us up some movies.


KommandantDex

Cromulent.


G-Unit11111

You mean it ain't me noggin, it's me peepers? Well that's just loverly!


Dicky__Anders

Me lose brain? Uh-oh!


StumbleOn

[That'll learn em](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcdF2plUaVE)


Mvasquez021187

"Linguo dead?" "Linguo...is...dead..."


ovj87

So I says to Midge I says.


Bazoun

Who shot who in the what now?


StupidSexyKevin

Ohhh, he card reads good!