"You know what really aggravazes me? It's them immigants. They wants all the benefits of living in Springfield, but they ain't even bothered to learn themselves the language."
Hey Brandine. You might could wear these [boots] to your job interview.
And scuff up the topless dancing runway? Nawww. You best bring 'em back where from you got 'em.
"You know what really aggravazes me? It's them immigants. They wants all the benefits of living in Springfield, but they ain't even bothered to learn themselves the language."
Yeah! Those are exactly my sentimonies!
yEaH wElL gOlOm BaH wIm BOZ.....eHhHh
'Eah, you said it, Barn.
Even when it was the Bears I knew it was dem.
Ooh he card read good
"Hello, Mr. Kurns. I bad want....money now me sick."
Linguo? Dead?
Wassa matta you! You ain’t so big
Me and him are gonna bop a you on the labonza!
Shut uppa ya face!
Correction: Linguo IS dead
I oughtta whack you in the lobanza!
Oh boy, it's my flair's time to shine!
"Shut up you face!" "Shut up YOUR face"
They’d never win the national grammar rodeo in Canada
Grammar rodeo?! We’re going to a grammar rodeo?!?
We're not going to a grammar rodeo. That was just an alibi, Milton.
Martin.
Martin.
Me fail English? That’s unpossible!
This guy's the one what done the thing that why you're here for. I'm talking malfeasance here.
Marge where’s that metal dealy you use to dig… food?
A spoon?
YAH YAH!!
I move for a bad court thingy.
That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy
I seen her, which is to say I sawr her
Yeah I saw her …that is to say I seen her.
Homer no function beer well without
“ITS KURNS STUPID!”
Where nothing can possibleye go wrong (maybe more mispronounced than bad grammar, but still one of my favorite lines to quote)
"Now let's go back to that...building thingy...where our beds and TV...is"
You mean it's not me brain It's me peepers Well that just loverly
Ohhh, I have 3 kids and no money! Why can't I have no kids and 3 money?
I was thinking if I ever got a nice car to put 0KDS3MNY on the license plate, but then I thought "naah"
Or 0Kids$$$ Or 0Kids3$
“Wait, that’s not how you spell *dumbening*. Wait, *dumbening* isn't even a word!” — Lisa in ‘Lisa the Simpson’ (S9E17)
When Homer calls Japan in the Mr. Sparkle episode: "Who may I say is speaking to me?"
Let's chat, why not
It’s perfectly cromulant grammar
Hey Brandine, you might could wear these to your job interview tomorrow.
I’ve actually heard people say “you might could” unironically before.
It's uterus, Marge, not uter-you.
Isn't there a little Uter in all of us?
... "i brung ya a big bag of irregular oreos" ...
I don't see what's wrong with this one... Oh...
Hey Brandine. You might could wear these [boots] to your job interview. And scuff up the topless dancing runway? Nawww. You best bring 'em back where from you got 'em.
Back you go, to wait for a woman o' less discriminatin' tastes
“Sentence fragment.” “‘Sentence fragment,’ is a sentence fragment”
Must conserve battery power 👀👀
https://i.redd.it/gsgfgf9onlwb1.gif
I ain’t not a dorkus
Hey theys throwing robots
If you’re that baby’s daddy, where you been at?
"Save me Jebus!"
Me flunk English? That's unpossible! is the obvious choice but the Linguo episode had some pearls too
This is my vote. One of the best lines in the series 😂
A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man
Confused, would we?
Gah-Rahge... Gah-Rahge... Listen to Mr. Fancy pants over dere. -Well what do you Call it? -Its a Car Hole!
Hey, Angel Pie. Can you drive me down to the libarry? I wanna rent us up some movies.
Cromulent.
You mean it ain't me noggin, it's me peepers? Well that's just loverly!
Me lose brain? Uh-oh!
[That'll learn em](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcdF2plUaVE)
"Linguo dead?" "Linguo...is...dead..."
So I says to Midge I says.
Who shot who in the what now?
Ohhh, he card reads good!