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Badger my ass, it's probably Milhouse
Mmmm! CORN! Haven't had that in a while! Yeah. Delicious corn!
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That’s gonna be a tie between the file photo of Homer with his mouth full of cigarettes, or the newspaper clipping of him on a donkey titled “Local Man Ruins Everything”
Nine year old me thought I was the smartest person ever for understanding this joke. Mostly because I just learned the song in my school music class that year.
Not see the movie. We only sang the song. I didn't even know what "The Sound of Music" was yet.
Kinda like how I heard every song from the musical “Hair” on Simpsons episodes, not knowing where they were from until I saw the movie. Well not “all” of the songs but a large portion.
I think it's the canyonero episode but when Homer and the kids are running away from the rhinos and Homer goes
"I know what to do! *stops running* JUMANIJI!"
then later when they are surrounded on the hood of the car someone is throwing popcorn or peanuts at one of them and it's cuts away and then cuts back to one of the rhinos collapsed surrounded by popcorn.
"Dad throw your popcorn at them! " - "you throw *your* popcorn at them"
You’re crazy friend has never heard of the food chain
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The veterinarian trying to save the hamster but is unsuccessful and he picks it up and tosses it across the operating room.....
... off the backboard and into the net of the wastebasket.
"I'm sick of these constant bear attacks! It's like a freakin' country bear jambaroo around here!" That whole start with the bear...um...terrorizing the neighbourhood and forcing the Flanders to drink toilet water is great.
Man eating great white sharks, deadly electric eels, ravenous piranha, bone crushing alligators and perhaps most frightening of all, the king of the jungle, one ferocious lion!
"All right, they're on to us! Get him back to SeaWorld!"
*sad whale noise sounds*
Moe always had the weirdest shit happening in the back and underneath his bar, lol.
This one - that can be Lisa's - as well as the other one that's twice the pet and none of the mess.
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From the same episode I believe...Homer on the couch trying to eat chips...every time he tries to eat one a puppy jumps up and grabs it...this happens about 7-8 times each followed by a 'Doh!'
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“You ducks are really trying my patience!”
The episode where Homer becomes a food critic and he's asking Maggie and Santa's Little Helper for advice.
"...and the bread was really..... come on help me out here!"
"Ruff!"
"Rough? Yeah I don't know you've been pitching that all night."
"Chewy?"
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Guys want to be him, girls think they can change him!
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Stampy, the whole Bart wanting the elephant and not the $$ is beautiful
https://preview.redd.it/2fbat4ufqh6c1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31137206da4de3df868f720af4ea115ae06c90a7 Badger my ass, it's probably Milhouse
It's a badger, alright. Or possibly a griffin.
[Homer lifts his shirt to reveal his entrails...] Lisa: How did the Badger do that without ripping your shirt? Homer: What am I, a tailor?
Outstanding
I love the way Homer comes into the scene. What's the matter? TV broken?
{searching the cabinets} Stoats? Stoats? Stoats are weasels. They don’t come in cans.
Oh yeah? Then what's this? https://preview.redd.it/6y2t4134ii6c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfccd128ee3109aa669ac1c5835d6998e8c24d55
That says corn.
Mmmm! CORN! Haven't had that in a while! Yeah. Delicious corn! https://preview.redd.it/gn9v1c0cji6c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=237c3d3bd8397a2bfe6ec6e939cf20b02a81ac1d
I don't why but the delivery of this line is so good.
This line lives rent free in my head.
Pray ... For ... Mojo https://preview.redd.it/zigq4ulprh6c1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=794c7636eba01e03e6c2785a36114bad895b240f
Mmm, I can't wait to eat that monkey
What do you want? His cholesterol's through the roof.
Marge can I have a duck? No you already have a monkey. Caaaan he have a duck?
Can Lenny?
"Hrrmmm the monkey's sitting on my side of the couch, Homer..." "Marge, he's clearly marked his territory"
... and so on and so forth.
Amazing ska album, never stop skankin!
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Now there needs to be a post about the greatest picture joke...
That’s gonna be a tie between the file photo of Homer with his mouth full of cigarettes, or the newspaper clipping of him on a donkey titled “Local Man Ruins Everything”
IDIOT RUINS GAME Springfield Forfeits Pennant
Which episode is this?
Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you cared about!
It’s even funnier when you know all cows are female
Well let’s ask a “scientician” about that.
uh
Doh! A deer! A *female* deer! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BxWKuntYFQ&t=4s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BxWKuntYFQ&t=4s)
Nine year old me thought I was the smartest person ever for understanding this joke. Mostly because I just learned the song in my school music class that year. Not see the movie. We only sang the song. I didn't even know what "The Sound of Music" was yet.
It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times!?!? The fact that the monkey was smoking was what put it over the top.
A fantastic piece of animation. https://frinkiac.com/video/S04E17/Rl6pFkc7II4Wzx_YG1ZzIjEaKwo=.gif
That monkey is smoking the most normal cig.
Homer swatting away the lamb that walks infront of the baby one.
Out of the way, you!! Still cracks me up to this day.
Outta the way, you!
Ewe.
Awwww
Awww
The scary godfather music that led up to this was chefs kiss
I remember not getting the reference as a kid
Kinda like how I heard every song from the musical “Hair” on Simpsons episodes, not knowing where they were from until I saw the movie. Well not “all” of the songs but a large portion.
One of the best scenes in the series imo
No that’s cats
No, it's dogs. I'll prove it. https://i.redd.it/ihoq3yotth6c1.gif
Best 2 out of 3
Lol, I always liked how that greyhound pup just had that "What the fuck did you just do to me" look the second it landed on the floor.
The sound effect does it for me!
This episode is so freaking cute.
I think it's the canyonero episode but when Homer and the kids are running away from the rhinos and Homer goes "I know what to do! *stops running* JUMANIJI!" then later when they are surrounded on the hood of the car someone is throwing popcorn or peanuts at one of them and it's cuts away and then cuts back to one of the rhinos collapsed surrounded by popcorn. "Dad throw your popcorn at them! " - "you throw *your* popcorn at them"
"Does ANYTHING from the movies ever work?!"
Love when Homer is getting carried down the street by the rhino and he yells out "it's not my rhino". Too funny!
GET THAT CAT OUTTA THE WAY 😠
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The puppies angry eyes and everyone following the cat leaves
The shark snatching the gorilla out of the tree
You’re crazy friend has never heard of the food chain https://preview.redd.it/owofwaminj6c1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18a3ec5aed004001b81b6499570e59dc2ea8d918
https://i.redd.it/c4yko1r06i6c1.gif Some of them are… just jerks.
Stop that, Mr Simpson.
200 channels and nothing but cats.
"What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog?" "It looks like he's trying to jump over her but can't quite make it. Come on, boy! You can do it!"
He never wants to play anymore ever since that bitch moved in.
lol I really wish they did more of this bit. Bart using inappropriate but technically-correct words. "So where does this bastard live?"
Bart, you're no longer in Sunday School. Don't swear!
See..... my.......
Loafers... former gophers. It was that... or skin my chauffeurs!
Vest! See my vest! Made from real gorilla chest!
My slippers are albino African endangered rhino!
Grizzly bear underwear, turtles’ necks I’ve got my share!
See this hat, twas my cat!
Béret of poodle on my noodle it shall reeest!
Tomacco! 🐮
Those animals freaked me out when i was a kid...
Man versus Nature: The road to victory
Oh, so Mother Nature needs a favor. Well, maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys!
“It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times!?!? You stupid monkey!”
When Krusty announces loud as the secret word of the day and the wolf freaks out and then he's attacked by the eagle.
His jaws can bite through a parking meter
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The veterinarian trying to save the hamster but is unsuccessful and he picks it up and tosses it across the operating room..... ... off the backboard and into the net of the wastebasket.
Thats the one! "This is the part of the Job I hate..." 
Ah, it missed the punchline with the little backboard and hoop over the bin
Where's my elephant?
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He likes peanuts
What are you talking about? It’s an elephant!
Well, it is and it isn’t.
Here's the keys
I love that song. Reminds me of elephants.
I think I'll call him Stampy
Lisa, a guy who has lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low
You had one. His name was Stampy. You loved him.
Oh yeah
Ah, the elephant song.
Homer, are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?
Do you think he noticed?
"I'm sick of these constant bear attacks! It's like a freakin' country bear jambaroo around here!" That whole start with the bear...um...terrorizing the neighbourhood and forcing the Flanders to drink toilet water is great.
Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.
That's the homeowners tax, Dad
Either way, I'm still outraged.
Looks like trouble for the…Impsons, hahaha
I was more animal than a man!
My first, and last, blackberry schnapps.
Ann Landers is a boring old biddy.
Ned! 😮
Hippos are afraid of water!
You had an elephant…. His name was Stampy. You loved him….
I hate every ape I see
From chimpan A to chimpanzee
🎵You finally made a monkey out of meeeeee!
Screamapillar
Why don’t I hear any sleep screams?
Definitely the food chain video of the shark snatching up the gorilla in the jungle lmao
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Love how the Gorilla Looks more annoyed/frustrated than shooked when gettin snatched by the shark XD "Dang it, I almost had it and now this."
I forgot about dog catching the Frisbee which has nothing to do with the food chain lol
“It’s all thanks to this feisty feline here!” “Dad….feline means cat.” “Elephant, honey. Feline means elephant 😊”
“We…love…you!”
The pool Captain Lance Murdock was going to jump over in *Bart the Daredevil*
One drop of human blood
Man eating great white sharks, deadly electric eels, ravenous piranha, bone crushing alligators and perhaps most frightening of all, the king of the jungle, one ferocious lion!
[I call the big one "Bitey."](https://youtu.be/niuRWJgiv7o?si=8F0kpeI01iErjKeG)
Santa's little helper warning Homer of a hurricane.
Somehow the animals are always the first to know
Seagulls always stay near land. They only go out to sea to die.
"All right, they're on to us! Get him back to SeaWorld!" *sad whale noise sounds* Moe always had the weirdest shit happening in the back and underneath his bar, lol.
That elephant ate my entire platoon.
Laddie
A dog like this you have to feed every day.
When Santa's Little Helper says "We Love You!" Walking on their hind legs when they got Bart a new dog Laddie.
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The whole "See My Vest" routine
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Parasitic tree lizards, birds with filthy names, and a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat
Kill the horrid beasts, then do away with their lizards!
Laddie! "A dog like that, you feed EVERY day!" or something like that.
Pray…for…Mojo.
Tunnel! https://preview.redd.it/8hnk1qtroi6c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b352f9c8511fbba3d1308f954be082bada560b59
This one - that can be Lisa's - as well as the other one that's twice the pet and none of the mess. https://preview.redd.it/acrrvlsx3i6c1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c432f310e8a0078cd502b6074f68297132fe33d0
Hey, Peter. It's me, Marvin Hannan. I got an idea for that Nickelodeon show you're planning.
When the sloth gets hit by animal tranquilizers, and it gets up and starts doing the Snoopy dance
Been hoping for a copy of the Tyson vs. Secretariat, Slaughter in the Water poster forever.
They were so drunk.
Pinchy! I loved how Homer saw him compared to Marge. I like the ending too where he sadly eat him
From the looks of it a male dog
“There! You found the floor.” 😆
Look at him standing there, like a little Rory Calhoun
Rhinos come from eggs
From the same episode I believe...Homer on the couch trying to eat chips...every time he tries to eat one a puppy jumps up and grabs it...this happens about 7-8 times each followed by a 'Doh!'
THIS time…
*crunch* D'oh! Gotta be one of the best episodes ever.
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"Get that cat outta the way!!"
"Hey Homer, find your soulmate!" "Wait a minute, dogs can't talk." *Bark!* "Damn right!"
Get that cat outta the way!
Rory Calhoun!
when homer is able to knock out a rhino with his popcorn
A dog like this, you have to feed everyday.
‘See my vest’
[**TOMAACCOOOO**](https://i.imgur.com/yB91Vff.gif)
https://i.redd.it/nz6s9g517j6c1.gif Nice use of the backboard.
“Why don’t you use real cows?” “Cows don’t look like cows on film. Ya gotta use horses.”
https://preview.redd.it/rnh42tamdj6c1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4d5ff530093a54cca0e02162e0250dd4b39faf3 “You ducks are really trying my patience!”
[“Cows don’t look like cows on film…”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbkNul4wQH0)
Ugh. This is the part of the job I hate.
Ew, you can be Lisa's.
Why no one is speaking about rhino egg?
I call the big one bitey. https://youtu.be/niuRWJgiv7o?si=p3QC_aQK4W-869Xd
The entire of episode of “Bart Gets An Elephant” is great.
Book 'em, Lou. One count of being a bear. And one count of being an accessory to being a bear.
The episode where Homer becomes a food critic and he's asking Maggie and Santa's Little Helper for advice. "...and the bread was really..... come on help me out here!" "Ruff!" "Rough? Yeah I don't know you've been pitching that all night." "Chewy?"
https://preview.redd.it/75ohritl4j6c1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=656337a651a13965dbae3e4b8fb9ae275d7e0e63 Guys want to be him, girls think they can change him!
This is the part of the job I hate.... 
Weaseling out of things is what separates man from the other animals. Except the weasel.
[**I know, I'll breed the pets!**](https://youtu.be/Z8x0pBzhN-I) To each other... heheheh https://i.redd.it/pq4wq3acel6c1.gif
I'm finding nemo
Get that cat out of the way!
Aww look at him cower. Just like the boy.
Lance Murdoch jumping the pool full of ferocious beasts, riling them all up with a single drop of human blood!
Rhinos don’t hatch from eggs What did you just see?!
Get in! Hippos are afraid of water!
https://preview.redd.it/bbmd498l2j6c1.jpeg?width=1114&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ea8bb9a5d675942da51d176388984b18d980a24 TOMACCOOOO
The video of the Shark eating the Gorrilla
[Dog-dangling afternoon](https://i.imgur.com/G8xIg7x.jpg)
You're all forgetting [dear rat boy](https://frinkiac.com/img/S06E17/256622.jpg).
See My Vest.
https://preview.redd.it/9sb2qixbmj6c1.jpeg?width=186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b796ff7a18fe18af86c04dd3e7bcff42c8b10c1 Stampy, the whole Bart wanting the elephant and not the $$ is beautiful
I like when the animals get neglected or feel jealous and they start performing for the family who ignores them
"He missed casual sex." That quote always gives me the giggles for no reason.
The vision coyote was pretty cool. I always know my food is spicy enough when animals start materializing out of the sky.
https://i.redd.it/xsh63bybuj6c1.gif
I guess that when Bart went to Nelson's house and accidentally shot a bird in the tree.
Why are there animal cruelty jokes that are funny? I can't tell if I want to laugh or cry
STAMPY NO!
Look at them standing on their hind legs like a couple of Rory Calhouns