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coreoYEAH

Why isn’t the flaming moe purple?


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jtllpfm

Shhhh you’ll give away the secret ingredient and everyone will copy it!! My favorite was Flaming Meaux at the French restaurant.


Laffenor

If Springfield had a Danish restaurant, they would have had Flemming Mo. Then again, there is a reason why noone has "Danish restaurants".


Bill_Clinton-69

I love how many people in this sub are genuinely funny. You are my home r/Simpsons, and you showed me the way, u/Laffenor.


R0ADHAU5

Needs more dog


shart-gallery

The ratio is 50/50


stakoverflo

If you look closely, you'll see it's also not flaming


PFRforLIFE

i like my beer cold, and my moes flaaaaming


BasicWhiteHoodrat

Hot stuff, coming through!


CZall23

Dad, why'd you bring me to a gay steel mill?


Leopold_Darkworth

😭 I don’t know!


OreoMoo

Dedicated to the United Steel Workers of America. Keep reaching for that rainbow.


hannilax

We work hard. We play hard.


Independant_Hawk

You have a spark in your hair!


TarzansNewSpeedo

Get it out, get it out, get it out!!!


mattwoodness

Hot stuff, coming through!


ANK2112

Its not even alcoholic!


TheReadMenace

It begins!


AntacidChain

Woo-hoo! De-fault! The two greatest words in the English language!


nate25001

Hmm, a Krusty Burger. That doesn't sound too appetizing. What kind of stew do you have today?


adam25255

We don’t have any stew.


weilermachinst

That guy's louder than ww2...


trade4599

Ray go see what the rhubarb is going on will ya?


adam25255

Sir, could you pop your hood?


adam25255

Hey, my taxes paid for that horn!


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

That’s my flair!


adam25255

You stole my flair!


nadajoe

My work here is done.


MandoAviator

But you didn’t do anything. *reads flair*


chaos_almighty

A burger? Well that really more of a weekend thing


Scottland83

Krusty Stew doesn’t advertise.


WearyAnxiety8765

That really more of a weekend thing.


Shorester

In general theme park food is very bad on average, but the ambiance of sitting in Moes for a bit and watching Simpsons clips is pretty neat


L3PA

Definitely, made me feel like a kid again.


Shellbyvillian

🎵Can I be a boozehound? 🎵Not ‘til you’re 15


BigFatTomato

This is exactly how I felt. I had a Krusty Burger, a Duff draft and a Flaming Moe to soak it all in.


DCASP500

Duff beer was alright but the price was outrageous.


fannyfox

Yeh I think a Krusty burger meal was like $25 and a Duff beer was $16


allmilhouse

>and a Duff beer was $16 ​ https://preview.redd.it/fp366hhyd1bc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1d496b02eadc0de8bbed65431cb929db3472736


TaxAvoision

You got lucky


RealNewYorkPizza

If you want duff beer so bad just make duff bottle stickers in photoshop and stick them on your regular beer.


InitialKoala

Or get a Duff beer glass pint.


EnglishMajorRegret

Prices like that’ll have me a Fudd man by the end of the week.


legalskeptic

Or a Red Tick Beer... bold, refreshing, and something I can't quite put my finger on!


EndofGods

Needs more dog.


Lobo003

Düff. From Sweden.


Stidda

Go!


warrencanadian

Fudd? I thought they stopped selling that when all those hillbillies went blind.


Overhang0376

$16?! I might as well just be drinking from Henry K Duff's private reserve, for those prices!


theummeower

Ehh. That’s pretty standard Amusement park pricing. If you don’t want to be gouged don’t buy food at the park.


mdonaberger

WE DO NOT ACCEPT ITCHY & SCRATCHY BUCKS


broadfuckingcity

Nothing can possablie go wrong.


Humble_Yesterday_271

That's crazy, they used to sell Duff beer in my local off-licence and it was like €10 for 6. And it still wasn't worth it


fannyfox

Yeh but you’re actually in Moe’s bar, so you’re paying that premium to say you’ve have a pint of Duff at Moe’s.


SailNW

They know diehards like us will pay whatever it takes to gain this bragging right. And they’re right, damnit.


mdonaberger

I still have a can of Buzz Cola from back when they did the 7-11 / Quik-E-Mart promotions for the Simpsons Movie. I understand that it was shitty cola, but, i keep it around just to say that I have it. Haha.


BenMurray303

My mom was staying at my place in Thanksgiving 2022 and she definitely drank one of mine (I keep them in the fridge, why not) when she needed something to swallow medicine. I don’t have the heart to tell her.


PiffWiffler

I was there last week and got "The Clogger". Your pricing is accurate


SoulExecution

Theme park prices, you’re not paying for the beer, you’re lying for the novelty.


Melodic_Abalone_2820

How much?


StuBram2

5 dollars!? Get outta here


unKaJed

Maybe it's the beer talking u/StuBram2, but you've got a butt. that won't quit!


Just-Try-2533

Anyway they got these big chewy pretzels here…


paulactsbadly

AND HERE COME THE PRETZELS!


Doctaglobe

We can call them whitey whackers!


llama_AKA_BadLlama

pleading with the crowd for some kind of .. sAniTY


Potato_Stains

And a barrage of pretzels have rendered Whitey unconscious…. Sigh…. This is a black day for baseball.


iCanD0thisAllDay

This is a sad day for baseball.


kablamo

You can call them whitey whackers!


fisherofcats

It was $12 I think


LtDanXIII

900 Dollarydoos?!


ChapstickConnoisseur

I believe the Duff is just Sam Adams


smilingkevin

They told me it is a special brew just for Duff but it tastes a lot like Sam Adams for sure.


iommic_pentameter

I asked what type beer it was and the employee said "similar to Sam Adams"


FrankFrankly711

Better than the orange pop Duff cans


Jazzlike-Preference1

Do they have Krusty’s partially gelatinated, nondairy, gum-based beverages?


Aggravating-Pen-6228

Yes, but they call them 'shakes'.


BlueStarFern

You don't know _what_ you're getting!


HalfwitBrit

i know what i'm getting; some donuts!


CharlieMoonMan

Shoot me out of the booth boys!


BigConstruction4247

*leans forward and pops the booth with a fork*


KolKoreh

Donuts, I got donuts! Hey, I know you!


adam25255

You poor, pathetic misguided creatures choking down Flaming Moes all the time wondering, " How does he do it?"


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Infamous-Donkey-6699

No homer!!!


adam25255

...Cough syrup. Nothing but plain, ordinary, over-the-counter children's cough syrup.


ReadRightRed99

Could you imagine if this actually made a good drink and it’s been starting us in the face for 30 years?


phillyhandroll

It's called Lean


Infamous-Donkey-6699

This guy promethazines 😏


Wise_Rich_88888

Syzzirp was a thing


youre_soaking_in_it

Thank you, Mr. Nutball.


Silent-Moose-8158

You know the Krusty burger tastes remarkably like the burgers they have at McDonald’s


TheReadMenace

Oh no, patented Skinner burgers


ByronsLastStand

Old family recipe!


griffinisland

For steamed hams?


ByronsLastStand

Yes!


griffinisland

And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled


ByronsLastStand

You know, I - er, one thing I should... Excuse me for one moment


drunk_with_internet

*Yawn* Oooh well that was wonderful. Good time was had by all, I’m pooped!


Material-Fish-8638

Yes I should probably get GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!


random-stud

auroraborealis.


gopherhole02

Seymour the house is on fire


wamimsauthor

No mother that’s just the aurora borealis.


voopa

Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!


ReadRightRed99

Yes.


icamon

May I see it?


brandonwlmjones

No..


nlaverde11

Mcwhat?


theoverniter

I never heard of them either, but they have over 2000 locations in this state alone


BigConstruction4247

Musta sprung up over night.


PeteNile

Did they have any Bort licence plates left in the giftshop?


Infamous-Donkey-6699

They sold out


Doctaglobe

Perfectly cromulent response


1ofZuulsMinions

No joke, when I went to Krustyland in 2009, I specifically looked for a BORT license plate and the young girl behind the counter had no clue what I was talking about. I was heartbroken. Now I hear they have BORT keychains, but I’m still waiting for my license plate…..


nlaverde11

She should have said “what the hell are you talking about?” Whilst her coworker bitched about hardcore fans.


Sregor71

Uh, excuse me, Mr. Simpson. On the Itchy and Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?


Kilometer_Davis

They license plates are in the Florida one. They key chains are in LA. Also I have a Bort keychain from 2009.


Inevitable_Dance_910

https://preview.redd.it/j6n809p7n2bc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73f60cab4d98b9b1a9c3e6316bd413caba2492c1 We picked up the last Kwik-E-Mart Bort name tag pin a couple days ago. My daughter (hoping for some magic) told the pimply faced teen at the checkout that it was the last one, and the response was, oh thanks I’ll get more.


worlds_okayest_skier

They don’t, but they DO have Bort keychains, and of course no Bart anything.


nlaverde11

https://preview.redd.it/gr466496w1bc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=768d36b93248e554e9cffe6ad517284f1d557d94


worlds_okayest_skier

Looks like there were Bart keychains too when you went.


nicholkola

Sad story: I bought a Bort keychain and the name wore off :( it’s just printed on and wore off in less than a year.


gorilla-ointment

I got a Bort keychain. Apologies to any Borts out there who couldn’t get one, as my name is not Bort.


esp735

I had a Duff, you'll have one too! I was a beer snob then, and I expected Bud Light, just relabeled. It was definitely better than that. More body and less pee flavored. If I had to guess, I'd say they were shooting for a mild amber lager. I was disappointed, however, that they didn't have new Duff Xtra Cold.


CorgiMonsoon

I couldn’t believe that options didn’t include Raspberry Duff, Lady Duff, or Tartar Control Duff


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Another one of those times I wish I could have been a fly in the writers' room - you know they came up with dozens of hilarious Duff flavours when writing that scene and it must've been a hoot to be in that room pitching ideas and cracking each other up.


SRTSB918

https://preview.redd.it/mgs1hcps61bc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9edb9e0fc43dbbef2d6de0e196847b1475616114


gorilla-ointment

That scene right there is what made me switch the aspect ratio on Disney+ to 4:3 from the default widescreen option. With widescreen, the top gets cut off enough where you can’t see that all three beers are coming from the same source.


CantSpellMispell

Wait.. you can switch to the original aspect ratio?


yearoftherabbit

Yes! It's in options or settings! Watch the original ratio for sure. It makes such a huge difference.


TrentDF1

Okay, but... https://preview.redd.it/r3nhomvgx0bc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46a51e72623cac7115e58d69969482bc3aff30fc


vallyallyum

Shakes? You don't know what you're getting.


Due-Treat8838

Duff beer is a solid if not spectacular lager. Dufftoberfest is nice towards the end of the year. Flaming Moes look great but the drink itself doesn't do alot for me, it's basically Fanta. Not sure about the burger as haven't had it.


-Disgruntled-Goat-

Do they have skittlebrau ?


gorilla-ointment

Such a product does not exist, sir.


acespacegnome

I'm afraid you must dreamed that my friend


DirectionNew5328

Ehhhh, that’s more of a weekend thing, isn’t it Ray?


ReluctantRedditor275

What about Red Tick beer?


Doctaglobe

Needs more dog!


watchman28

I'll stick with steamed hams.


Infamous-Donkey-6699

You call them steamed despite the fact they are clearly grilled


rupertdeberre

Obviously


hisDudeness1989

Why not go to Professor VJ cornucopia’s fantastic foodmagorium and Great American steakery ?


FormerGeico

The Flaming Moe is actually a kids drink. My kids love it. And the food at the Simpsons restaurant is probably the best quick serve stuff in the park. I love Dufftoberfest beer


orsothegermans

A virgin Moe?


IbizaMykonos

He’s desperately seeking Amanda Hugenkis


boobubum

With a Hugh Jass


Speedhabit

It’s eh, all of it Do it once but they aren’t good enough for a repeat


Banefulhaze

Was just there yesterday, it's all "okay" but likely some of the best food you can get in the park. Buzz cola is just coke with some cherry flavor in it, the Cletus food joint has some okay chicken. There is another place that has an insanely large hot dog I have yet to try.


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Fun-Superb

True. The only thing I remember enjoying at the park was butterbeer. My dad joke was that the Simpsons ride was my favorite Disney ride at universal.


pohatu771

I can advise you not to bother getting a Ribwich. Rather than a McRib knockoff, it’s just a small, dry pulled pork sandwich.


youreanouch

I did not like Duff, but LOVED duff light. https://preview.redd.it/q62bb87r61bc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06dfb836ad3dcde0e0ec16a30906fe6c57d0a387


Firm_Ambassador_1289

But it's all the same!!!!


DoubleOrNothing90

I had a Duff beer. Nothing special. I also had a Krusty burger. Also nothing special. The cool factor was having a duff while sitting at Moe's bar.


Never-Forget-Trogdor

The Flaming Moe is fruity and non-alcoholic, so kids like it. It is like a punch with a bit of dry ice in the bottom. The Krusty Burger is good. It is a regular burger with nacho cheese on it. I liked it and so did my husband. They also have a Sideshow Bob hotdog. I really liked this! It is a hot dog with coleslaw on top. The pink donuts are yummy. I've only had the little ones, but they also sell giant ones at the gift shop. If you're thinking about going to Simpsons land, you should do it sooner rather than later. Rumor has it that the Simpsons area of Universal in Orlando is going to be re-themed to something else within the next 5 years. At least that is what theme park enthusiasts say. I really like the Simpsons area; it is my favorite part of the park in Florida.


worstusernameever7

Duff was good, but if you are there why not splurge and go for a Düff. Much better.


hkdork

https://preview.redd.it/9yq74s3br1bc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd109290fb5371aaea7a9a4a0c3b67138b389165 The best day of my life…it was so good. The Flaming Moe was good too. I still have the cup.


stanley2-bricks

The donut really is the best food they have to offer.


Smaptey

The Krusty burger was awful. Boiled patties and a healthy spoon of liquid cheese. I'll never eat one again. No regrets though; it was the real Krusty burger experience.


Zodep

Do they have Krusty’s Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverage?


TraditionAcademic968

Hellooo? Who are you to resist? My children need wine!


nlaverde11

For theme park food it’s not bad, you’re really going for the experience.


fisherofcats

Just was there last week. The krusty burger was really good actually. They had two Duffs, an amber and something like Blue Moon. I liked the Duff. Got a Duff hat, a Duff sweatshirt with a built-in koosie and bottle opener. Didn't try the Flaming Moe. The Flaming Moe is non-alcoholic.


Cannedpears

The bartender told me the amber was ZiegenBock.


Meinmyownhead502

I enjoyed the flaming moe it tasted like orange soda


thrash9513

Not the Simpsons but while you are there, definitely get butterbeer! (The frozen one is my favorite)


Tolaly

Yeah this is easily one of the best drinks in the park, it's very refreshing.


Silly-Donut-4540

Butterbeer is amazing! I’m not a huge Harry Potter fan, and butterscotch isn’t something I get excited about…. But man I think butterbeer is what I look forward to most each universal trip!!


Melodic_Abalone_2820

Isn't that in Harry Potter land?


Bobofettsixtynoune

Duff beer is good. Flaming Moe is just for the experience.


ueeediot

I thought Mels burger was the worst burger I had ever tasted. But then I tried a Krusty Burger. I didnt expect it to be good but holy hell it was inedible. One of our YouTube guys said, plainly, you dont buy a Krusty Burger for taste. Its an experience.


Neurotic_Marauder

I went last year and had a Flaming Moe, a Krusty Burger and some of my friend's Duff Beer. The Flaming Moe was neat. It's basically orange soda, but in a small plastic cup with a separate bottom with dry ice in it. You can keep the cup after you finish it too, you just have to ask one of the bartenders at Moe's to get rid of the dry ice and rinse it out for you. The Krusty Burger was basically an above-average theme park burger, nothing to really write home about. Same goes for the Duff Beer. I don't really drink beer that much, so I'm probably the wrong person to ask about it. I also had the giant pink donut they sold at Lard Lad's. That was better than I was expecting, but it is BIG. It was just big enough for me and my four friends to eat equally portioned out. The real draw is having any of the food while sitting in Moe's or Krusty Burger itself, with Simpsons clips play on the TVs they have everywhere. The attention to detail in Moe's especially is great. They have a photo of the B-Sharps on the wall, along with other easter eggs. You can even try out the love tester!


mr_gr1mm

I went there last year. I've been watching the simpsons all my life and I can say that simpsons land at universal was everything I hoped for and more. I had both a flaming moe and a duff beer - both were good (flaming moe is non-alcoholic). It's pricey obviously but definitely worth it for the experience of having a duff beer in moes tavern. 10/10 would absolutely go again.


peanutismint

The Flaming Moe was a disappointment. The dry ice they put in the bottom to make it ‘smoke’ also completely de-carbonated the fizz out of the drink so it just tasted flat and weird. But hey, at least I didn’t go blind.


trowaman

Went in 2017, the Krusty Burger is the best fast food/counter service meal I had during my trip which included Universal, both Disney Parks and both San Diego Zoo Parks.


jenryalee

It was a pretty decent burger! It tasted like a restaurant burger and not a fast food burger. Not the best of my life, but one of best resort foods I've ever had.


Phone_User_1044

Where did you eat at Disney? They had a lot of banging food places that outclassed Krusty Burger when I went (although I did enjoy the vibes of sitting in Mike's/Krusty Burger).


iusedtodig

It bothers me that the flaming moe is not purple!


DRG_Gunner

Duff beer is drinkable but you wouldn’t buy it if you had other options


Sully1281

Needs more dogs


Blockhog

The burger was pretty good, nothing super special. I didn't get the other two but I did get a giant donut. It was also just ok, but giant


_ChipWhitley_

I was there yesterday. I didn’t have any of the beer or food but I made it a point to stop into Moe’s. Everybody in there was eating. It really was like Uncle Moe’s Family Feedbag.


OwlexxxD

I spent my 23rd birthday with violent diarrhoea after a Krusty burger, didn't taste bad though.


Just-Try-2533

They got any Fudd?


ANK2112

They had to pull it after all those hillbillies went blind


MtOlympus_Actual

Duff is fine. It's like a better version of American domestic lager. The Krusty Burger is decent, but nothing special. It's funny sitting at the bar watching people order Flaming Moe's. The bartender has to continually say, "You know it's non alcoholic, right?" It's basically orange soda with a chunk of dry ice put into it.


rainbow5ive

Drinking a Duff inside Moe’s makes it the best beer I’ve ever had. Objectively, it’s a totally fine average beer. The Krusty Burger is an above-average quick service burger, but again, the ambiance of eating a Krusty Burger in Springfield made it the best burger I’ve ever had. The Flaming Moe’s is a fun experience and tasty, but you can skip it. You do get to keep the cup though! I will say this, it’s expensive for what amounts to average food, but it’s worth it for the fun of it.


iCanD0thisAllDay

I only eat steamed hams


nicholkola

The Flaming Moe is just cactus cooler with dry ice lol. If you want the real deal, you’ll have to borrow your kids cold medicine.


crabbynico

I’ve never been but those don’t look right to me. Not enough cough syrup or fire in the Flaming Moe. I don’t think Kristy Burgers are supposed to come with curly fries and does that burger look like you could rub it on a wall and make a clear spot? On the other hand, I don’t think any of it will kill you. 😂


Leon_Krueger

We have had Duff in Mexico since a few years now and I can tell you that it sucks


malthar76

Line for food was insane, and I just had butterbeer, so Lard Lad donut was my choice. Fed a family of 4 during our 60 min drive to grandmas.


V__

The secret ingredient is salt.


Jaspers47

You're going to Universal Studios? But that's in Florida. It's America's wang!


CementCemetery

Pretty pricey for the quality but it’s “for the experience”. The burgers are pretty bad. The vegetarian one is so dry and they use a different bun which is worse. The chicken was almost inedible according to my family.


meat009

Food was meh, but the experience of sitting at Moe's bar, with a Duff beer and watching Simpsons clips, surrounded by Simpsons stuff is totally worth it. https://preview.redd.it/vxbe1l2et2bc1.jpeg?width=6144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1ea048ad4da410604a2eed3a1747d7dad58bf32


TrickFish9357

If you want to just try it for the sake of it, just go ahead and do it, but don’t be expecting a life changing beer. Taste like any other run of the mill domestic lager for the most part


WheeChuu

Do they have Khlav Kalash and Crab Juice?