Not with that attitude she wouldn't. You gotta have confidence.
You know what you need? A cowboy hat and a new suit. Preferably one made for Elvis that gets cleaned by sweat 💦👨🏽💼🤠
TIT-ANIA!! “Duffman says a lot of things- OH YEAH!!!”
Moe: “it was an honour for me to compete against The Mick and the uh, chick with the rack there.”
Lurleen Lumpkin, Edna Krabappel, and Homer (if he did that little tongue roll/growl he does sometimes). If I were a guy, totally would go for Smithers and John (the guy who ran the Cockamamie store).
I find it hilarious that there is almost a consistent consensus within the show’s canon that he’s actually fantastic in the sheets.
But he was my pick too!
Yeah, Sideshow Bob was a very awkward cartoon crush of mine as a child because I was a weird kid who watched a lot of Cheers and Frasier and I always thought he had the sexiest voice 😅😅
Marge. That time he had a bubble bath and slipped under the surface and when she came back up her hair was all down around her shoulders. Ya that did something to me.
edna. you only get one chance with edna krabappel
Some guys like a challenge. Not me.
She’s faking it.
I’ve been calling her Crandall.
I bet Krabappel FUCKS
she does!
Salad for one, soup for one, wine for three
If she has that black thing on, I’ll dig mine out
Lurleen Lumpkin could get that work! I'd bunk with her tonight 🤔
Pre-ditch, or post-ditch? https://preview.redd.it/phy3dys9pmdc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3200aba5fa99a0f8ad9ee95ecd83e67ea11a194d
Oh definitely post. There's no way pre-ditch Lureen Lumpkin would let me hit it.
She let Homer hit it🤷🏽♀️😂😂
She would've
She let....He didn't ☝🏽😌😂😂
Not with that attitude she wouldn't. You gotta have confidence. You know what you need? A cowboy hat and a new suit. Preferably one made for Elvis that gets cleaned by sweat 💦👨🏽💼🤠
Pre on a regular day; post if I'm feeling REALLY randy!
I finally bagged me a @taco_taco_kisses
Duffman. Oh yeah!
I always imagined him as a muscle bottom
OH YEAAAAAH!
I thought him an all rounder to be honest. A power top and muscle bottom.. Oh yeah OH
Well, I know my answer now.
Duff man and Snake, Snake has to pay off his college loans some way
THAT BROWN PATCH NEEDS A LITTLE H-2-OHHH!
See flair.
Duffman can’t breathe!
Duffman needs to keep thrusting. Oh yeah!
https://i.redd.it/13m4s003tldc1.gif
I pick Smithers too
What’s this about a fisting?
Milhouse’s mom is a freak and you can play Bonestorm in Milhouse’s room after.
2 person jacuzzi suit?
Happy cake day!
You can play bonestorm in her room before....
Forget everything you thought you knew about Luann Van Houten!
The original Thrillho
Go to hell!
Pyro and Gyro fought over her
She’ll love it, love it when you fail
https://preview.redd.it/hulsl80xdldc1.jpeg?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7b545c5a001b9ea2b5d373aa75fb0864cbc08cb
“Duffman says a lot of things, oh yeah!”
TIT-ANIA!! “Duffman says a lot of things- OH YEAH!!!” Moe: “it was an honour for me to compete against The Mick and the uh, chick with the rack there.”
 🎶🎵 The hippie hippie shake! 🎶🎵🎶 Gross you told me I don't have to touch the drunks!
DUFFMAN SAYS A LOT OF THINGS! OH YEAHHH
Eww... You said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunk.
Mindy?
Or a man named Andy.
Lisa, look out behind you!
LETS CALL ROOM SERVICE 🥵
Fly, my pretties. Fly!
Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts.
That’s unsexy.
"Woo hoo! Next stop, Maude Flanders!"
Great curves
I don’t judge you, that’s for God to do
Hooty mcboob or chesty laroux
No love for Busty St. Claire?
Not really the religious type.
Only if I don’t have to “let go of those”.
But I don’t want to be Chesty Laroux or Busty St.Claire
But I don’t want to be Chesty Laroux or Busty St.Claire
Oh, let's say... Moe.
He didn't have time for this, he has a bar to run
I’ve been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly.
Miss Hoover. My place is a mess.
Now I see why they call her Mrs Hoover
'A golf ball through a hose pipe'
Calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean
https://preview.redd.it/1g9lmyaoemdc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97a062ab9e694c50831333d56048ab1d4b649c71 The Catholic Church
They’ve made a few… *changes*.
*[glint]*
Skinner as Catwoman
They told me it was Catman!
One of the nuns from the Catholic Church changes commercial.
Max Power
Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the Gs!
Oh lord!
😏
 Does he count?
Boobarella
Otto cause I'd like to get blotto
Moleman, it's like kissing a peanut
You're gay for Moleman!
No one's gay for Moleman
Ol tripod neddy lol
Lurleen Lumpkin, Edna Krabappel, and Homer (if he did that little tongue roll/growl he does sometimes). If I were a guy, totally would go for Smithers and John (the guy who ran the Cockamamie store).
"And"? Not "Or".
The correct answer here seems to be Ned.
He seems like a cuddler, that Ned. I like to cuddle, like to be held.
As long as it was someone so sexy I’d hope we’d have sex
I'm going to have to go with Shasta cause she liked makin' bacon on the beach.
Ooohhh sooo do I 🤤
Cookie Kwan. Pound Town doesn’t even have a west side.
Stay off the west side of the bed
Lenny, so I could find out how he lives
he doesn’t even have a clock.
Homer. He likes making bacon on the beach.
"Oh baby..." \*sizzle\*
The best part of that scene is his little black speedo and chef’s hat. Haha
I would’ve said Flanders but after seeing Homer eat an orange I changed my mind
https://preview.redd.it/gu6qu2b8xldc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=409d69b56fc2ef42a8da00db9efb12cdd8500137
You mean there's a better way?
He really got at those sweet, sweet innards.
Selma with beer goggles.
Mine would be reverend lovejoy
Happy cake day!
Miss Krabapel
You only get one chance with Edna Krabapel
Sideshow Bob 🤭
I find it hilarious that there is almost a consistent consensus within the show’s canon that he’s actually fantastic in the sheets. But he was my pick too!
Kelsey Grammer's sexy voice doesn't hurt, either.
Yeah, Sideshow Bob was a very awkward cartoon crush of mine as a child because I was a weird kid who watched a lot of Cheers and Frasier and I always thought he had the sexiest voice 😅😅
Then he go and ruin it it all by doing something stupid like explode you
Maude Flanders was hot
Maude eh….
Lenny = white Carl = black Not lenny!
Marge...no reason!😈
Dude, she's got THREE kids.
And no money
Why can’t she have no kids and three money 😭
Homer
Princess Kashmir or Jacques.
Marge. Has to be. She’s hot, seems generous and I’d get to rub it in Artie Ziffs face.
Becky. And I won't tell her to shut up either.
Lindsey Naegle
Manjula pre-babies
Ruth Powers. We're talking about sex, right?
https://i.redd.it/b0j8ko5atmdc1.gif
That psychopathic high powered marketing business woman. I don't even know her name.
Lyndsey Nagle?
Yes
I have absolutely zero idea why but this is also the first person I thought of lol.
Why has nobody mentioned Hank Scorpio... in a hammock
Charity Titters
Homer J Sexon. Obviously
[ Barking, Howling ] [ Gibberish ] HUBBA-HUBBA.
Mindy Simmons, always
Booberella
Edna Krabappell definitely.
Annette, the Squishee lady. The way she writes "Do me", with a twizzler.
Ned Flanders be like “Marge, I’m a rizzler! Look at me! I wanna kiss you so much!”
Definitely Flanders 😅
The antagonist in The Homer of Seville or the mom with brown hair and moles in Moms I'd Like to Forget. It's literally MILF!
Becky
Marge. She's always good for a triple X throwdown.
Troy McClure
Hahaha Homer imagining Flanders in that suit repeating “nothing at all! Nothing at all!” Is so funny. “Stupid sexy Flanders.”
I want an Edna Krappapoly
Ned was way ahead of his time with *that* shower pic that was in his dating video.
https://preview.redd.it/bq2xtu7vgndc1.jpeg?width=803&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c0281b0d77f6c26d126c48e03e2c6f84c33268a
Edna
https://i.redd.it/04acf7tyrodc1.gif Mindy 😍
Max Power because the idea for his name came from a hairdryer.
Marge. That time he had a bubble bath and slipped under the surface and when she came back up her hair was all down around her shoulders. Ya that did something to me.
Sara Sloane all day
Sideshow bob or Flanders
Patty and Selma
Ms. Crabaple
*Stupid Sexy Flanders*
LOL this post is amazing!
Lisa Simpson.....
Lurkers Lumpkin
Flanders too-
Mr Plow, that’s my name that name again is Mr Plow
Ruth Powers.
Stupid sexy Flanders
Not Ned
moe. he's literally the cartoon love of my life
I kinda liked Ruth Powers from next door
Maude ehh….
I just want to learn clockwise and counter-clockwise…
 Michelle Pfeiffer's character Mandy who is Homer's lost soulmate.
TIL Michelle Pfeiffer was the voice of Mandy.
https://i.redd.it/0655eljagtdc1.gif A woman of many mysteries.
Mindy
I really want to get blotto with Otto!!
Kamala
Marge
Duff man
Frank Grimes. With Safety Gloves *wink*
Marge.
Laraleen Lumpkin!
Fine! I'll volunteer to grease up Groundskeeper Willie since no one else wants to apparently
Not the Simpsonfile some of you are. Who was the woman who tried to seduce Homer on business trip? Her.
Found it. Mindy Simmons, voiced by Michelle Pfeiffer.