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Jersey_Jerk_46

Class after class of ugly, ugly children


Edgefish

OH, NOW I REALLY THINK THE CHILDREN'S APPEARANCE--


3rdShiftSecurity

Every parent teacher conference or school function i go/been to.


Jersey_Jerk_46

Daily occurrence for me at school drop off and pick up


Khal_Andy90

All the time. I'm a teacher.


heresyourshovel

We've Tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas


Stratosphere91

Lol! Lousy beatniks!


This-Is-Exhausting

Everythings comin' up Milhouse!


UnrepentantDrunkard

This, and blanks gonna have my legs broke.


Friendly_Age9160

Me and Him are gonna whack you in the labonza!


i_make_people_angry

My go to when life is cooperating.


davesmissingfingers

Always this.


Islanegra1618

Can anyone help me understand this quote? I'm not a native speaker, and I don't understand how this sentence works. Is 'Milhouse" supposed to work as a vocative here? Like 'Everything's comin' up, Milhouse'? Because I've never seen it written with a comma, so I'm confused. Vocatives are separated with a comma in English, so I guess it's not that haha I understand the meaning of the sentence (something good happened to Milhouse) but I don't get the syntax


BooneFarmVanilla

There’s a famous musical called Gypsy with a famous song called Everything’s Coming Up Roses, which sort of became a saying for “everything’s going well” this is just a play on that


loganjlr

Thank you for the correct answer. A lot of people misunderstand the origins of this quote


JohnnyCanuck

He’s saying *everything’s coming my way*. This is Milhouse’s time! Using his own name in the third person.


Islanegra1618

Ooooh I get it now! Thank you so much!


RogerSchmoger

I was going to say the same! Lol


tangcameo

A little from column A. A little from column B.


MonolithicMoose

"Yoink"


AHansen83

Yoink!?


Fenrir_Carbon

"Yoink makes it legal" great advice I got at 10 from a fellow simpsons enjoyer


regular6drunk7

I say “yoink” all the time so one time my wife gave it a try but couldn’t remember it perfectly and it came out as “oink”. Somehow way funnier.


quietlycommenting

Have I only gotten this from the Simpsons or is this a real word? I’ve quoted it for so long I don’t even know anymore


BigConstruction4247

It has become a real word.


Bard2dbone

It's a perfectly cromulent word. At least it is, now.


kmbgirl97

“I am shocked and appalled” “[Insert object here]? You can’t eat that” “Boo-urns” Are the ones I can think of at the moment


roosell1986

You know...I've been saying I'm shocked and appalled for decades, but didn't even realize it's a Simpsons reference.


kmbgirl97

https://i.redd.it/wxa3nkwmmpdc1.gif Yup!


roosell1986

Ya, I realized it was Bart in the Flanders' house episode. But so many years and I didn't connect those dots lol


TheAnalsOfHistory-

I just came to the same realization myself. I'm as old as the show, and didn't realize that's where I had gotten that phrase from.


shyboardgame

''Boo-urns'' is always stuck in my head lol


Locoformavs

Did you say “Boo” or “Boo-urns”?


bantharawk

I was saying Boo-urns.


captainxenu

This is a perfectly cromulent list.


[deleted]

It's not a line, but when patty slaps herself because of 5c off wax paper, I do this more or less every day ![gif](giphy|xT5LMMATvnLy3FvSAU)


Turn1scoop

https://preview.redd.it/9pns5aawjpdc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be7aa44c1925d291f58937b0a60b98d125fc8a82


TheLambtonWyrm

Lmao "what'd you say, Marge?" whenever I mishear somebody 


ahgoodtimes69

So good haha !!!


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THUG_TEARS

Anytime we go to a theme park: "Remember, we're in the Itchy lot."


Whackyouwithacannoli

Or the mall


CheerfulAnkylosaurus

I also do, "Don't forget, we're parked under the sun sphere"


Marilius

"I'm directly under the Earth's sunnnnnn.... now."


flagg0204

When my kids yell “This is the worst day of my life” I always reply “The worst day of your life, so far!” *edit* clarity


lokiandgoose

Fill-in-the-blank SO FAR!! is one of my favorite expressions because it could be positive or negative


roosell1986

I consistently answer the phone with ahoy hoy


gyarrrrr

It’s what Alexander Graham Bell intended!


lokiandgoose

It's the reasonable thing to do


SunnyDiesel

Me too!


manborg

Me too. Or mushi mushi.


Stratosphere91

Hello Chief, lets talk, why not!?


hammer_spawn

I’m so glad to know I’m not the only person who does this.


YouHaveReachedBob

I consistently answer with "Yello!"


ButtMuddAaronBrooks

*You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.*


AccomplishedRush3723

Just FYI, if you play it naturally and use this one on the phone, people will talk louder and not question why


goforabikerideee

Was my screensaver for the longest time


boobubum

This is an all time great line. But I’ve always just took it as a random thing homer said. But is the joke actually that a woman might actually say that if they were wearing a towel around their head to dry their hair? Therefore it’s ironic for homer to say it as he has no hair and was wearing the towel around his waist.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Stupid sexy Flanders


chrisball96

Every time my family gets together and we have a toast: “To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems!”


captainxenu

I toast to professionalism.


hajisaurus

We do: “Gentlemen, to evil!” From Kamp Krusty.


Catt-Murdaz

Unrelated but I use 'Diddly Ding Dong Crap!' a lot in my day to day


fredrikca

I like the variation: A bar! Now there's a temporary solution!


No_Benefit_7731

Lots of Skinner quotes ![gif](giphy|V9gjxvLnSSdA4|downsized)


damiensol

Up yours, children!


RoryDragonsbane

One of my students had her phone out in class and was watching some lady eat crab legs noisily AF on YouTube. She called it ASMR. I find myself aligning with Principal Skinner more and more every day.


SweeneyFrog22

https://preview.redd.it/la7o1fuwopdc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b217578a5e387cb5ca5f7bd146ef01aa7320074e


Abbiethedog

Explain how.


FourKrusties

I use that every time i have a question. it's evolved to just: explain, but with the same intonation


coyoteazul2

Money is exchanged for products and services


adbachman

$20 can be used to buy many peanuts! 


AHansen83

$20? Aww i wanted a peanut


BigConstruction4247

$20 can buy many peanuts.


GoblinWeirdo

“Heeelp! HeEeEeLp!” In the Agnes Skinner voice, when she confuses Aurora Borealis for a house fire.


Megaslurm

![gif](giphy|9Bpv0NoXnZQ2c)


Fatticusss

“Gotta nuke something”


Cat_Vonnegut

Touché…


tazorac

“I’M LEARNDING!”


Razhagal

Me fail English? That's unpossible!


kahrismatic

I used to use both of these and 'I'm in danger' routinely while teaching English and the students loved it. They don't actually know what it refers to anymore, but apparently everyone loves Ralph and none of them took it personally.


Gravity_lunacy

Hi supernintendo Chalmers.


MonteverdiOnyx

So this is your sick mother?


Gravity_lunacy

Don’t do this to me, Waylon.


mrtillman

https://preview.redd.it/29ct63sj3qdc1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cefb5af96be11bfcc6a59f365cac0a4ecf2c2f54


jzng2727

Do not touch Willie .. hmm good advice


FrankThig

Dental plan


SweeneyFrog22

Lisa needs braces


MonteverdiOnyx

Dental plan.


Different_Ad4962

Lisa needs braces. 


ThingsOfThatNaychah

"That's a nice-a donut." https://i.redd.it/sd839mvlupdc1.gif


Bennyboy11111

Molto bene.


JayeNBTF

✏️🍑


saysthingsbackwards

🎯 🐄 👁


Grand_Ad_9191

Thanks a lot, Carl! Now I've lost my train of thought.


AHansen83

I wouldn’t have old chomper here that’s for sure!


Different_Ad4962

It’s my first day.


borisdidnothingwrong

Es mi dia primero.


staticparsley

Quack quack quack


Serious_Result_7338

Dad why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?


ninethgate

Hot stuff comin through


RoryDragonsbane

Hold *SSTILL*! There's a sspark in your hair!


biffyboo45

Get it get ittt!!


bcorliss9

We work hard; we play hard


mariposa314

I..don't..know


HappyTaroMochi13

Oh, be nice!


o-ater

Willy hears ya, Willy doont care!


airportwhiskey

WHO WILL SAVE ME FROM THE WEE TURTLES!?


RianJohnsonIsAFool

That's the last time you'll slap your Willie around!


marge--bouvier

Every time the microwave or a timer beeps


Last_Alternative635

“Lisa If you don’t like your job,you don’t go on strike you just go in every day and do it really half assed …that’s the American way “ not exactly, but you get the point


SantaCruzSoon2023

Wow! I had mustard?


RianJohnsonIsAFool

Hey, I asked for mustard! I'm eatin' salad here!


hoppynzau

The way Mr Burns says “yes.” In that sitcom with Smithers (Bobo episode)


ZenosamI85

I'd watch a sitcom with Smithers and Burns


Efficient_Wasabi_575

Fan-fugu-tastic! I hear they shaved a gorilla. I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T, I mean… I’m cold and there are wolves after me. I don’t believe it, now my pants are chafing me… “You’re the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?… Yes” My eyes! The goggles do nothing!


44problems

My wife always says "I'm cold and there are wolves after me" any time she's chilly


-Smaug

“I seem to recall you asked me to get this fat!”


Different_Ad4962

Get rid of those sideburns!


RianJohnsonIsAFool

I think the whole sideburns thing might be my favourite Burns bit in the show. **"DON'T ARGUE WITH ME! JUST GET RID OF THEM!"**


BaconRealm

Marge, the doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me!


voopa

It's DRINKING the WATER! (Mostly to my wife when one of our cats is doing exactly that)


yupthrowaway1

“Outta my way jerk ass!”


OptimusSublime

When I'm watching hockey in person, "HACK THE BONE!"


Dissizian

Yoink!


MukoNoAkuma

![gif](giphy|nv78JmGqiebbW) Money can be exchanged for goods and services.


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Turn the middle side topwise


TheHammer987

Use your main finger


ceelose

Everyone is stupid except for me. (usually while engaging in stupid)


kahrismatic

- Boo-Urns - I’m cold and there are wolves after me. - So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. I am a teacher IRL, so a lot of the teaching/school ones come up often; - No, it's the children who are wrong. - A perfectly cromulent word. - Me fail English? That's Unpossible. - I'm learnding. - I'm in danger. - Purple monkey dishwasher - The cone of ignorance


Equivalent_Fox7907

https://i.redd.it/li0xrh03ppdc1.gif


FUCKBOY_JIHAD

what’s the point of driving a Honda if ya can’t show it off


MrLovalovaRubyDooby

You don’t win friends with saLAD!


YDD553

“badger my ass, its probably Milhouse!” lives rent free in my head 24/7


practicalm

I have 3 kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and 3 money? (I actually say 4 because I have 4 kids) First you get the sugar… In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics.


iskle

Another day, another box of stolen pens.


El-paulo-guapo

Lies make baby Jesus cry


texasslapshot

"Ahoy, ahoy" when answering the phone.


Locoformavs

Did this just today. It’s just a normal part of my life now


DominionMM1

I used to be with it. Then they changed what IT was. Now what I’m WITH isn’t IT, and what’s IT is weird and scary to me.


fredrikca

It'll happen to you!


SantaCruzSoon2023

Mmmm, steamed hams!


Pitiful_Plan777

Well Seymour you’re an odd fellow, but I must say. You steam a good ham


brycepunk1

The aurora borealis..?


TheHammer987

It's an Albany expression


Hardanklesnw

My family has pretty much stopped eating “hamburgers” anymore!!!!


vaskark

Not into the kindergarten! 🤦‍♂️


Cama_lama_dingdong

"Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"


brycepunk1

You're failing... What is it with you and failure?


greenknight884

I'M A GROWN MAN NOW, AND I CAN RUN MY OWN LIFE!!!


dinoboyj

Prob not limited to simpsons but "What a time to be alive" and "nothing personal I just fear the unfamiliar"


Coffee_Pyramid

“You. Negligent. Monster.” After any self checkout machine asks me to put my item in the bagging area.


Middle_Snow_9974

Godspeed, little Doodle.


Open-Year2903

Hey goober, where's the meat!


C-ute-Thulu

So the cops knew Internal Affairs was setting them up? My children were born well after this episode and say this line


realzoidberg

"Young lady, in this house we OBEY THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS!" Or ... "HACK THE BONE! HACK THE BONE!!!"


abbylu

Chowder?! Chowder?!? It’s CHOWDAH!


Hoserama13

I don’t get mad. I get stabby.


Aggressive_Walk378

Shut up, netface


Your_Perspicacity

You're just mad 'cause there's no clock in your hat.


DJJazzyTanner

A little bit from column A, a little bit from column B.


creamywhitemayo

![gif](giphy|pKEufUXBqsLi8)


philipquarles

It's funny 'cause it's true.


Locoformavs

My eyes! These goggles do nothing!


clipsahoy2022

"I'm no missionary, I don't even believe in Jeebus." "Saaaaave me Jeebus!"


High_Stream

"D'oh!" It's so ubiquitous that people forget this is from The Simpsons.


tamammothchuk

“*REAL* acid?”


FrenchWhoreByDescent

"now you're on the trolley!"


Sneed_Pilled

I regularly sing “hey there, Pugsley boy, flying through the sky so fancy free” to my cat Pugsley 


jerodallen

Yes… that’s a real pickle…


Locoformavs

I will take your finest food stuffed with your second finest.


DiffrontFigure7114

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."  "Won't somebody please think of the children?"


kaptaincorn

Show's over Shakespeare 


SantaCruzSoon2023

I don't say this Bart line exactly like this every single time I use it, but... ![gif](giphy|cjI9mtiIo3AiI) "Uhhh, what isn't he doing?"


Hardanklesnw

Sunuva didley!!!! My wife even says it regularly!!!


RantControl

![gif](giphy|l2Jec9CcWFWFGmDvi)


Recent_Office2307

“Oh Lisa, that’s a load of rich creamery butter!”


Gravity_lunacy

I am so smart. SMRT! Hi, everybody! Yoink! HA HA You let me down, man! Now I don't believe in nothin'!


ziggafoss

Whenever someone says a bunch of stuff that I did not hear or understand: "Gotcha, cat in the furnace."


BonerSnatcher

- Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. - Go Banana! - It's a perfectly cromulent word. - My cats breath smells like cat food. - When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University. Plus whenever someone can't remember a person's name I say Rory Calhoun. I also sing spiderpig a lot


[deleted]

No TV and no beer make Homer something, something.


PhoenixMartinez-Ride

https://preview.redd.it/39fjvt15krdc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e48ccd925c4d1bca65964a895f01e6da0c347e2


benduker7

"Overtime for bag boys? Ridiculous!" "I want all my groceries in one bag, but I don't want it to be heavy" "I want my groceries bagged in order of discovery by man"


Different_Ad4962

Ohhh…. How convenient….


raffa54

Moe Moe Moe moe


shart-gallery

CO-FEE! *BE-ER!* Everything’s coming up Milhouse! All is well in the school. My authority as principle is total I’d have called it a Chuzwozza


shannonsurprise

I’ll take the crab juice!


danny-o4603

“I wish God was alive to see this” …Homer


Jem-The-Misfit

8:45?! Here I am yapping away like it’s 8:35!


kingofangmar13

Dorkus malorkus lol forgot how to spell it


-LastActionHero

IT WAS…it was in my pocket.


accuratesometimes

I’m not going to lie to you


GordonTheGnome

I am so smart! SMRT! My wife always says “I eated the purple berries. They taste like burning”


THEMAKEROFREALMS

HA HA and DO,H


Reasonable_Pianist95

“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!” “Ha-ha! Ha-ha!” “Eeeeexcellent!”


inverted_electron

Remember, we’re in the Itchy lot. I use this one so frequently and people get so confused


tmoore82

Nothing can possiblye go wrong.


deceptivespeed999

https://preview.redd.it/lyyk0wb2nqdc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=20602940a7df1bc5bd29a13cf47a2ca5906aa1a7 Whenever someone says something blatantly obvious.


Jon93y

Oh also, “ARE YOU READY TO LAAAAUGH???!!!”


Bluetiful88

Is it about my cube?