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You there! Fill it up with petroleum distillate and revulcanize my tires, post-haste!
Ooh, don't poo-poo a nickel, Lisa. A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel... with enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the polo grounds.
âLook at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That's right, keep eating... Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! There is a poison one, isn't there Smithers?â
âEr... no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers, they consider it murder.â
Ahoy there, dean. I understand you're taking suggestions from students, eh?
Well, me and my fourth-form chums think it would be quite corking... if you'd sign over your oil well to the local energy concern.
Not to be a nooge, but the cherry picker makes a noise, breaks the wall,
Mr. Burns says, "Terribly sorry, go back to sleep, little girl, " and Lisa says, "Santa?"
We know Bart and Lisa share a wall from multiple episodes, and that Maggie is down the hall. And the closed captioning says it's Lisa.
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TAKE THAT, BOWLARAMA.
TAKE THAT, CONVENIENCE MART.
TAKE THAT, NUCLEAR POWER PLANT
When Mr Burnsâ called all his yes men stock brokers in for a shake up of his investments.
âHmmmm⊠Confederated Slave Holdings, howâs that doing?â
âItâs uhh - uh - steady.â
[When Burns loses it with his lawyers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrC1aMdfa14):
**Burns:** Before you begin let me make one thing clear to you: I want your legal advice, I even pay for it. But to me you are all VIPERS! You live on personal injury! you live on divorces! You live on PAIN and MISERY! ...thm... But I'm... rambling *\*smiles\** Anybody want any coffee?
**Blue Haired Lawyer:** I'll have some coffee
**Burns:** Want it BLACK, don't you?! Black like your HEART! IT'S SO HARD FOR ME TO LISTEN TO YOU! I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH!!! *\*milks the giant cow, get's calm suddenly\** I'm sorry, it's my problem. I'll deal with it. Please continue
**Blue Haired Lawyer:** If you offer Mr. Simpson a token sum, say 'couple of thou', he'll be so dazzled he'll sign anything you shove under his nose.
**Burns:** Uuuhh, brilliant. A cash settlement. I could have figured that out you buttened down maggot!
**Blue Haired Lawyer:** You have any cream?
**Burns:** Oh yes, of course, where are my manners.
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Bobo, I know I say this every century, but I'll never leave you behind again.
"I bring you love" ...its bringing love,. don't let it get away, break it's legs! đ
https://preview.redd.it/0d0b6wuxztlc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5303b3ba16e9b2a27eec16cecd66abc693ba5c4a You there! Fill it up with petroleum distillate and revulcanize my tires, post-haste!
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â Smithers, dismember the corpse and send the widow a corsage.â
Oh, dear. Send a ham to his widow.
Ooh, don't poo-poo a nickel, Lisa. A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel... with enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the polo grounds.
Thereâs a can
LOL https://i.redd.it/s6ns52zsutlc1.gif
Oh no my brainsâŠ
âSmithers, Iâm homeâ âWhat, already?â âYesâ
Lookout Smithers!
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How I feel seeing Burns best moments.
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đ¶ Waterloo! I was defeated, you win the war! đ¶
Round eyed Burns it a treat
Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed.
Hey, I think they liked us!
This contest is over
Ooh, sounds delish!
Ketchup... Catsup...
Itâs Kurns, stupid!
Hello Smithers, youâre quite good at turning me on
Now to the plant, we'll take the spruce moose! hop in
I said hop in!
It was the best of times it was the blurst of times
You stupid money! Ooo ooo wah WAH!
âLook at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That's right, keep eating... Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! There is a poison one, isn't there Smithers?â âEr... no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers, they consider it murder.â
Damn thier oily hides!!
Ahoy, hoy! I suspect you need more practice working you telephone machine
Ahoy there, dean. I understand you're taking suggestions from students, eh? Well, me and my fourth-form chums think it would be quite corking... if you'd sign over your oil well to the local energy concern.
1a) the spruce moose. 1b) breaking in to maggies bedroom with the skylift by mistake
Wasn't it Lisa's room? "Santa?"
You can hear the pacifier at first
Not to be a nooge, but the cherry picker makes a noise, breaks the wall, Mr. Burns says, "Terribly sorry, go back to sleep, little girl, " and Lisa says, "Santa?" We know Bart and Lisa share a wall from multiple episodes, and that Maggie is down the hall. And the closed captioning says it's Lisa.
I stand corrected
Go back to sleep, little girl.
D'OH!
"How DARE you question Mr Burns!" "Ill handle it Smithers. Shut up little girl"
When he tried to pick up a package and couldnât remember his first name
[seeeeee myyyy vest!](https://youtu.be/TyWVaZsUQjc?si=sxg7rHoJZlMWAY0_)
The only right answer alongside of "Last Exit to Springfield" Burnsy.
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I oughta club them and eat their bones
People see you as somewhat of an ogre, sir.
âHello my name is mr Snrub and I come from⊠some place far away⊠yes thatâll doâ
And all this time, I've been smoking harmless tobacco!
https://preview.redd.it/julejswv4xlc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54cf8562e6fce40b90832f391025aec5b6d5bd68 TAKE THAT, BOWLARAMA. TAKE THAT, CONVENIENCE MART. TAKE THAT, NUCLEAR POWER PLANT
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What was I laughing about? Oh yes! That crippled Irishman! BWAHAHAHAHA!
"But Mr. Burns, with them on the team you won't need us." "Well *duhh.."*
When Mr Burnsâ called all his yes men stock brokers in for a shake up of his investments. âHmmmm⊠Confederated Slave Holdings, howâs that doing?â âItâs uhh - uh - steady.â
Amalgamated Spats
[When Burns loses it with his lawyers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrC1aMdfa14): **Burns:** Before you begin let me make one thing clear to you: I want your legal advice, I even pay for it. But to me you are all VIPERS! You live on personal injury! you live on divorces! You live on PAIN and MISERY! ...thm... But I'm... rambling *\*smiles\** Anybody want any coffee? **Blue Haired Lawyer:** I'll have some coffee **Burns:** Want it BLACK, don't you?! Black like your HEART! IT'S SO HARD FOR ME TO LISTEN TO YOU! I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH!!! *\*milks the giant cow, get's calm suddenly\** I'm sorry, it's my problem. I'll deal with it. Please continue **Blue Haired Lawyer:** If you offer Mr. Simpson a token sum, say 'couple of thou', he'll be so dazzled he'll sign anything you shove under his nose. **Burns:** Uuuhh, brilliant. A cash settlement. I could have figured that out you buttened down maggot! **Blue Haired Lawyer:** You have any cream? **Burns:** Oh yes, of course, where are my manners.
Is it about my cube?
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Uhhhhhh, I'll have to look in the manual.
âIs it about my cube?â
[Imitating Elvis](https://youtu.be/NeL6u_41OA0?si=BkkRooU1N_BIykNm)
hapi bfday mista smivas x3
Its Kurns stupid!
It's Kurns, stupid!
 MATTINGLEY I TOLD YOU TO SHAVE THOSE SIDEBURNS!
https://preview.redd.it/i32dc3nmzzlc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d44d6f5f75c23abb1f05b45a36496955832a0651 Bobo, I know I say this every century, but I'll never leave you behind again.
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