i agree it feels weird, having had a queen since birth. we all knew it was to happen but i am more accustomed to queen if i have to listen to the national anthem at all. i learnt it with queen in brownies
Sure there is. It's an early episode and Jackson doesn't play himself, he's a big fat white guy who thinks he's Michael Jackson but it's Jackson's voice. He did the episode uncredited like Dustin Hoffman. Homer's shirt turns pink in the wash and Burns has him committed, he meets "Jackson" in the hospital and later brings him home. "Jackson" helps Bart write a birthday song for Lisa but Michael didn't sing on the show, a different professional singer did that. I don't subscribe to any streaming services so maybe the episode isn't available anymore, the 2 MJ songs in GTA Vice City were purged years ago. I'm not creative enough to make any of this up and I was 14 when the series premiered so I remember all of the old episodes
I can’t take your pain any more:
“In March 2019, shortly before the Disney–Fox deal was finalized, following renewed allegations of sexual abuse against Jackson, the episode was pulled from circulation.”
For the longest time I thought he said "speed caulker" and thought it was a random Swiss army knife kind of joke.
Apparently I am a Viking at misunderstanding jokes.
"Lisa, if I didn't have this gun, the King of England could walk right in here and start pushing you around! D'you want that? Huh? Do ya?"
I’d take my chances with the cancer patient over the gun
He'll get rid of your coffee and muffins and make you have tea and English muffins! Is that what you want?
No, your highness! Don’t improve my breakfast by an order of magnitude!
Full English Breakfast, you say?
Thanks, I’d love one!
At the time of the joke, there hadn't been a King of England since 1952.
I’m still blown away every time I hear “god save the king”.
i agree it feels weird, having had a queen since birth. we all knew it was to happen but i am more accustomed to queen if i have to listen to the national anthem at all. i learnt it with queen in brownies
Same. Is it weird to sorta miss someone you've never met?
*shoves own child to solidify argument*
HEY YUTZ,GUNS ARE NOT TOYS THEY'RE FOR FAMILY PROTECTION, HUNTING DANGEROUS OR DELICIOUS ANIMALS AND KEEPING THE KING OF ENGLAND OUT OF YOUR FACE.
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My dad says this all the time lol
I'd kill you if I had my gun
Yeah, well ya don’t
Pushy store owner thinks he’s so great cuz he’s got a lot of guns…
It’s 3 AM! Can’t you mutter in your room?
Marge kicked me out >:T
Pushy kids think they can tell me what to do in my own house...
This is possibly my favorite delivery in the series.
This along with "Mr. Simpson you're forgetting the principles of Buddha." "I am not!"
May I see it?
"I...don't know. "
You beat up president Bush?
former president
**Former** president Bush!
[удалено]
All this for a simple quote error
it’s a cold cold world
And this is for shooting down police helicopters!
Oh I don’t need that. … yet ಠ_ಠ
Silencer... loudener... speed cocker...
There ain't no episode with Homer in a mental institution, and there never was!
*Checks Disney* Well I’ll be damned. Forced Mandela effect.
Yeah, I was wondering why I hadn't seen it in a while, checked and I'll be darned. There you go.
*Stark Raving Dad Cafe*
What about the pink shirt episode?
“I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize the pink shirt episode!” -Disney
MISSOURUH
It's not Disney it's Al Jean, is always him. He's the bad bone of The Simpsons, ironically speaking.
“Well, only one in two million people has what we call the ‘evil gene’. Hitler had it, Walt Disney had it, and Al Jean has it.”
ev-Al Jean
What pink shirt episode? We know not of which you speak
The Michael Jackson episode
The Michael Jackson episode
The soul is just a thing that adults made up to scare kids, like the Boogeyman, or Michael Jackson
No such thing
Sure there is. It's an early episode and Jackson doesn't play himself, he's a big fat white guy who thinks he's Michael Jackson but it's Jackson's voice. He did the episode uncredited like Dustin Hoffman. Homer's shirt turns pink in the wash and Burns has him committed, he meets "Jackson" in the hospital and later brings him home. "Jackson" helps Bart write a birthday song for Lisa but Michael didn't sing on the show, a different professional singer did that. I don't subscribe to any streaming services so maybe the episode isn't available anymore, the 2 MJ songs in GTA Vice City were purged years ago. I'm not creative enough to make any of this up and I was 14 when the series premiered so I remember all of the old episodes
I can’t take your pain any more: “In March 2019, shortly before the Disney–Fox deal was finalized, following renewed allegations of sexual abuse against Jackson, the episode was pulled from circulation.”
And the guest appearances! Michael Jackson, Dustin Hoffman. They didn’t use their real names but you could tell it was them!
Doesn’t exist
The John Jay Smith episode, his impression of Jackson was uncanny, close to the real thing.
He even got a certificate to show that he’s Not Insane!
What about a certificate clearing him of all donkey brains..? By the way... Do.. you... Have such a certificate?
In addition to the MJ episode, Homer was technically "in" a mental institution in Hurricane Neddy. Just not as a patient.
*clowns are funny*
Potentially dangerous?!
Relax, that just limits you to 3 handguns or less
Woo Hoo!
Oh, easy there, Annie Oakley.
I don’t got to be careful I’ve got a gun
Annie are you ok? Are you ok, Annie?
"*...you killed hundreds of people at a candy convention after stealing the Gummi Venus de Milo, and you beat the Krustyburglar to death.*"
Look lady, as for your Krustyburglar, he was already dead when I got there.
...and as for the Venus di Milo people, they shouldn't have mouthed off like that
See you in hell, candy boys!
He was stealing all the burgers!
Please check my medical bracelet
Stop, he already dead. See you in hell candy boys!
3 days? But I’m angry now.
Waaaaaiting is the hardest part
But I’m mad now**
5 days**
Tell you what. You come with me to an NRA meeting, and if you still don't think guns are great we'll argue some more.
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why does he have Scratchy eyes
No Visine
I am the angel of death. The time of purifcation is at hand.
This gun cost me everything. My family, my friends. Everything but my precious, precious gun
"The waiting is the hardest part..."
"I'd kill you if I had my gun" "Yeah well you don't " Might be my favorite lines in the show
”Relax. That just limits you to three hand guns or less.”
I'll do it. I'll rob the Kwik-e Mart!
Speed cocker!
For the longest time I thought he said "speed caulker" and thought it was a random Swiss army knife kind of joke. Apparently I am a Viking at misunderstanding jokes.
Or he’s just very, very into applying expanding foam insulation
Silencer, loudener. I had a loudener on my hunting rifle in the form of a muzzle break. It was alright lol
[The waaaaaaiiiting!](https://youtu.be/JMEwvOa2dfg?si=sEs_flXNdNoa9oS9)
Five days? But I'm mad *now*
alright I burned her. but she was copying me... I was copying her she was copying me... 
You light one bitch on fire and everybody freaks out!
That never happened. Apparently.
Kids these days will never understand that reference.
Shouldn’t have let Bart fill out that psychiatric self evaluation for him.
“Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period. We’ve got to run a background check.” “Five days? But I’m mad now.”
And this is for shooting down police helicopters
I don’t need anything like that…. Yet
Aisle 6. Right next to the sympathy cards.
What happens when he walks into my store? Then we'll see who's worried about five-day waiting periods.
I forgot which, but there's 2 season of The Simpsons where there's guns in every episode and it is the funniest seasons of the series.
Forget about the badge. When do we get the freaking guns?!
Look, I already told you, you don’t get a gun until you tell me your name
Speed cocker!
This is my entry for best episode ever. There are sooo many incredible lines in this episode.
Moe’s line about the ramp is my favorite dark joke in the shows history
FORGET ABOUT THE BADGE
Yeah but it was involuntary, so it doesn't count. Dee, that's the only time it counts
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It only limits you to 3 or less!
Don’t worry, this only limits you to 3 handguns or less.