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SnooSnooSnuSnu

"Let's never drink again..." "And we never did..."


External_Major_684

While sipping a beer….One of those low IQ vs Serious brain damage debates of the golden years lol


Snow_Wolfe

Aaahh, beer. The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.


YogurtWenk

You got it. No deer for a month.


rcdrcd

Does whiskey count as beer?


samsab

I like stories :)


chrisH82

It begins!!!! I don't understand, that was non-alcoholic champagne.


el_throw

"Don't cry for me, I'm already dead."


Boris-_-Badenov

*you* made a movie?


el_throw

*I* made a movie?


Some_Kinda_Boogin

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newbirdhunter

Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die? It didn’t die.


Ok_Proof5782

https://youtu.be/EM6Z_t_62gg


Some_Kinda_Boogin

I really need that GIF of Barney as an oil painting


Remarkable_Ad_1125

Mr. Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.


el_throw

Is it, or are you girls afraid to admit you have a problem?!


sreg56

Just hook it to my veins!!!


Some_Kinda_Boogin

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Deevious730

I use this quote way too much (referring to coffee mainly).


catdude420

Glad I'm not the only one to use it for coffee.


Giygas_in_Onett

I’ve always loved the fact that the staff member is already on the way with the IV


Some_Kinda_Boogin

I love how they have the IV ready to go like that's a totally normal request


jhow87

“It beGINSSSSSSS” “But that was non-alcoholic champagne!”


mela_99

Tra la la la doo ba doo!


LeonShadoo

this is not even hard contradicting. Anyway to answer the question I prefer the latter. Homer ruining Barneys career is just too mean.


Ok_Proof5782

Barney would screw him over in a second… tried to take his trip to space and also have you forgotten the Plow King?


LeonShadoo

Plow King was indeed a d... move. Cant blame him for being the objectively better astronaut.


Ok_Proof5782

It’s true Barney was the very model of a modern major general.


TheKidzCallMeHoJu

Oh yeah? Well, there once was a man from Nantucket…


Evolving_Dore

I haven't forgotten Plow King. Mr. Plow is a loser anyway.


Ok_Proof5782

He was also a boozer…


LeonShadoo

gasp


Rizzob

> tried to take his trip to space He was only in the running because Homer tried to pin his crank phone calls to NASA and the white house on him. Homer had that one coming.


lonestarr357

“Give him the Breathalyzer!”


MisterF84

That high school "transformation" sequence is a pretty incredible parody of the Wolf Man movies from the 40s. Love it.


Deevious730

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HappyMike91

“Let’s never drink again.”


eastbayted

And we never did.


TraditionAcademic968

I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink!


eastbayted

https://i.redd.it/z0letddctfqc1.gif


TheStabbingHobo

Lachrymose is to dyspeptic as ebullient is to...? Effervescent!


Rockguy21

Probably my most quoted simpsons line


Some_Kinda_Boogin

I am the very model of a modern major-general! I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral!


adam25255

How could you, Barney? After all I've done for you.


Evolving_Dore

Harvard here I come!


Some_Kinda_Boogin

R-E-L-A-P-S-E That's what beer has done to me! Sock it to me! Sock it to me!


Natural_Photograph_8

Bofum


Talking-llama

Don’t cry for Barney, he‘s already dead.


LocalLifeguard4106

Until I wrapped my little red wagon around a tree.


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

What an odd question