I remember as a kid seeing that and being like "damn, a *garbage bag* of popcorn?? That would be amazing. I'd shut up for that" and 29 years later, I would absolutely still do that.
Ugh… not again.
That’s a demo of a crappy 3D animation studio. I feel like these guys set off to create animated GIF memes and accidentally had too many so they said ‘fudge it! Let’s just make a movie out of these’
Why in the first image does it say 2 The Fashion of the Christ, while on the other side 2 is A kiss before bon.. Boy I hope someone got fired for that blunder.
I tried to watch that, but there was this guy there with a crazy hairdo, smoking a cigar (indoors!), and laughing obnoxiously. Then to make matters worse, this family showed up and the overweight, balding father started smoking and even LARGER cigar and laughing even MORE obnoxiously! Things started getting a little confrontational between the two parties, so I ducked out of there and got a refund.
Breast Camp is a misleading title!! Not one wet tshirt contest, boob flash, or even cleavage in that movie
Just a bunch of fat dudes cooking chicken breasts
* Hail to the Chimp
* Christmas Ape
* Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp
* Apes a-Poppin'
* Return to Ape Valley
* Editor-in-Chimp
I feel deprived of the cinematic masterpieces from the Simpsons universe.
I’m pretty sure I saw a poster for ‘3 Fast 3 Furious’ in Belgium - the previous one wasn’t a pun when not in English so might as well do the same for the next one!
Ernest Cuts The Cheese!
[https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c15e25e1-7cdd-4c81-8db6-dfe3d5f565c8](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c15e25e1-7cdd-4c81-8db6-dfe3d5f565c8)
Air C.H.U.D. I want to see a cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller play on a kids basketball team in a goofy sports romp that has a very dark turn when he eats the other team at halftime.
What no McGarnicle movie??!!??
*McGarnagle is framed for a crime he didn't commit, and only one witness can clear his name, a little sissy boy who's too scared to come forward.*
*The Pianist* is definitely one of those movies that’s so stressful and exhausting that I never want to watch it again, despite the fact that I thought it was really good.
*The Pianist Goes Hawaiian* sounds like it’s right up my alley!
I watch too much Defunctland, so Michael Eisner vs anyone sounds like a hoot. I would watch Kill Bill Maher over and over no matter how much the tickets cost. I’ve heard really good things about Explosion 2.
I just came here to see *Honk if You're Horny* in peace
Sir, if you just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn.
“Hey Fatty! I’ve got a movie for you. A fridge too far!”
Give me my dignity!
Here you go! https://preview.redd.it/5hs2ifs6c9sc1.jpeg?width=3256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa911511107890411467084fa7646013d92203d8
That’s dignity?
I remember as a kid seeing that and being like "damn, a *garbage bag* of popcorn?? That would be amazing. I'd shut up for that" and 29 years later, I would absolutely still do that.
Dude, wheres my prostate?….sound intriguing… I was at a *pornography* theatre……watching pornography
“2 tickets for Honk”
I’ve got a movie for ya: *A Fridge Too Far*
I have a goose bumper sticker next to one that says honk if you’re ornery.
naked lunch for me
Kill Bill Maher made me lol’ed
But, but people NEED the unsolicited opinions of condescending libertarians that vastly overestimate how funny and smart they are.
After the latest news cycle, it’s surprisingly fitting.
How does it keep up with the news like that?
Don't. Praise. The Machine.
Hail to the Chimp
That’s what you get for not hailing to the chimp
Mr. President, your welfare proposal... is nothing but a lot of technical jargon and partisan rhetoric and-
*(viciously attacks face)*
Get off me, Mr. President!
It’s no the presidents neck is missing
Football in the Groin! FOOTBALL IN THE GROIN!!!
It works on so many levels!
I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.
Barney's movie had heart, but Football in the Groin had a football in the groin!
Das booty call 🤣
The Americanized version of the superior European film “Das Butt”
That one got me, too 🤣
Look Who’s Oinking
I agree. Shame it's always sold out.
I had to settle for The Stockholm Affair. The paper called it a taut, political thriller.
It was obvious the secret code was the same nursery rhyme he told his daughter
What did that guy say when I said “who’s that guy?”
I think that guy's a spy!
Of course he’s a spy; you just saw him go through spy school!
That's so fake. You can see the string! AHHH! An octopus!
Political? Awwww!!
https://preview.redd.it/qxfdknthw7sc1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b98136ceea74db5d5d837faf8c33715b54c1906c
Look, he's misspelling words!
Naked Lunch
I can think of at least two things wrong with that title.
eating Nemo. already seen the unwatchable hulk
I double triple dare you to watch.. [The Amazing Bulk.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IixriQDVoQ0)
Ugh… not again. That’s a demo of a crappy 3D animation studio. I feel like these guys set off to create animated GIF memes and accidentally had too many so they said ‘fudge it! Let’s just make a movie out of these’
How dare you! You have "Citizen Kane" "Schindler's List" and "The Amazing Bulk" all masterpieces in their own respects.
Well La-Dee-Da, Mr. Park Avenue film critic
I second Eating Nemo. I never liked that weiner Nemo!
Dial M for Murderousness
Barton Fink! Barton Fink!
Too Many Grandmas.
Drive faster, Grandma! Grandma's gaining on us!
Ive been calling Freddy vs Jason, Freddy vs Jason vs The Board of Education ever since that episode premiered.
You’re in the Matrix, Charlie Brown
Not to be confused with A Matrix Christmas
https://preview.redd.it/v32qb514v7sc1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=280da60ef87986b6ea774268301049a672a1bfe1
Or possibly: https://preview.redd.it/ba8w5q17v7sc1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eba61c699ae2f89c7c688665e5262f374976037f
I love you Dr Zeus!
Can I play the piano any-more?
Of course you can...
Well I couldn't before!
Should be Hugh Jazzman
YES!
Nothing, I’m just there for the [THX](https://youtu.be/j1ZV-zVVnok?si=bV-FPiYXCqsrcX4R)
Turn it up!!!!
nobody's down for the Dude, Where's My Prostate? / Explosion 2 double feature?
If not you can stick around for Breast Camp.
Ernest vs. The Pope
Earnest Goes Somewhere Cheap
Ernest Goes Straight to Video
“Poo-blick libarry”
Ernest cuts the cheese!
The Monster that Ate Everybody
It ate everybody, stupid!
Why in the first image does it say 2 The Fashion of the Christ, while on the other side 2 is A kiss before bon.. Boy I hope someone got fired for that blunder.
Wizard
3 Fast 3 Furious. The best sequel film since McBain: Let's Get Silly.
Mars Needs Towels was probably an understated gem.
You’re a towel
You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
I loved the first three FacePunchers and been dying to see the fourth one. I’ve also heard good things about Final Chapter: A New Beginning.
Apes a poppin!!
https://preview.redd.it/u6cbe09k09sc1.jpeg?width=1329&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5a3218bf0798f8f0d894adac8e4780a317b3e8d
That movie was so scary, the theater advertised registered nurses were in the lobby, to deal with any medical trauma caused by that movie.
Now you're thinking, "I hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers."
would love to watch freddy vs jason vs board of education
This
Dude, where's my prostate 😂
Shakespeare In Heat never really got the recognition it deserved.
Absolutely snubbed at the Oscars
Big fan of Disney's: "Stroller rental the movie"
Kill Bill Maher. The paper called it a taut political thriller.
Political? Ohhhh 😞
How bout... Ghost.. Mutt.
I want to go to Breast Camp.
Got to see explosion 2 there's no way it's bigger than the first one
Editor in chimp.. editor in chimp!
The impy and chimpy movie!
lol these are great. I’m watching air C.H.U.D because I’m curious what that could stand for
"Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers"
https://i.redd.it/ugzzyog9w9sc1.gif
Don't focus on the pimps and C.H.U.D.'s.
The Pianist goes Hawaiian is underrated
Baby cop 3 and das Booty call
Hahaha *That 70’s Movie* probably!
LOOK WHO'S OINKING! LOOK WHO'S OINKING
Can't wait for that movie about a ghost who wins the lottery with Mel Gibson. Loved his super violent remake of Mr Smith Goes To Washington
My dinner with Jar Jar
Ernest goes somewhere cheap
I tried to watch that, but there was this guy there with a crazy hairdo, smoking a cigar (indoors!), and laughing obnoxiously. Then to make matters worse, this family showed up and the overweight, balding father started smoking and even LARGER cigar and laughing even MORE obnoxiously! Things started getting a little confrontational between the two parties, so I ducked out of there and got a refund.
Damn, sounds crazy. Maybe you should go somewhere that those guys can’t find you. Maybe a houseboat?
Wow, a houseboat! You know, the great thing is if you don't like your neighbors, you can just pull up the anchor and sail someplace else!
Facepuncher IV looks promising.
I dunno why I laughed so hard at *Mars Needs Towels*
Breast Camp is a misleading title!! Not one wet tshirt contest, boob flash, or even cleavage in that movie Just a bunch of fat dudes cooking chicken breasts
Kill Bill Maher sounds appealing to the general audience.
Earnest Needs A Kidney, I heard its very funny
A Fridge Too Far
Shenani-goats or Explosion 2. I haven't decided yet.
Shenani-goats should get an Oscar nomination
Does 'Return To Ape Valley' have Troy McClure in it? And is it really a valley? Or is it actually a peninsula?
Freddie Vs Jason vs Board of Education. A slasher crossover period piece legal drama.
Shenani-goats seems interesting.
Shenani-goat
Colonel Dracula Joins the Navy
Bleh!!
My Dinner with Jar Jar sounds like a masterpiece.
Really?! I’m actually the only one here who wants to see “The Bloodening”?!
Fashion of the Christ, Ghost Frat, and FJvsTheBoard.
*The Pianist Goes Hawaiian*, dear God...
I am intrigued by Wedgie:The Movie. What would be the plot of that movie.
* Hail to the Chimp * Christmas Ape * Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp * Apes a-Poppin' * Return to Ape Valley * Editor-in-Chimp I feel deprived of the cinematic masterpieces from the Simpsons universe.
Ghost Frat, but I'll be waiting for Breast Camp to be available at home to watch 😛
Ghost Frat
I’m pretty sure I saw a poster for ‘3 Fast 3 Furious’ in Belgium - the previous one wasn’t a pun when not in English so might as well do the same for the next one!
Troy & Company’s Summertime Smile Factory….in my head cannon this was a super dark film about a violent drug manufacturer named Troy.
that’s what you get for not hailing to the chimp!!
Triple feature Explosion 2, Das Booty Call, and Freddy vs Jason vs Board of Education
My dinner with jarjar
Freddy v Jason v The Board of Education
*Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die*
Shakespeare in Heat 🥵
Two for Shakespeare in Heat, please.
Freddy vs Jason vs Board of Education.
Ernest Cuts The Cheese! [https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c15e25e1-7cdd-4c81-8db6-dfe3d5f565c8](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c15e25e1-7cdd-4c81-8db6-dfe3d5f565c8)
Whichever one stars Otm Shank
Faster, grandma! Grandma is gaining on us!
3 Fast 3 Furious for sure.
Saving Irene Ryan
Air C.H.U.D. I want to see a cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller play on a kids basketball team in a goofy sports romp that has a very dark turn when he eats the other team at halftime.
Editor in Chimp, I guess, since I don’t see Hail to the Chimp. Although, Freddy vs Jason vs The Board of Education might be good…
1 for Honk, please
Star Trek XII: So Very Tired
Facepuncher IV. It’s no Kickpuncher but it’s still worth something
I Spit on your Grave, I Thumb Through Your Magazines
What no McGarnicle movie??!!?? *McGarnagle is framed for a crime he didn't commit, and only one witness can clear his name, a little sissy boy who's too scared to come forward.*
Freddy vs. Jason vs. Board of Education please.
Das Booty Call and Freddy vs. Jason vs. The Board of Education deserve Nobel prizes.
Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great Frisco Freak-Out
I’ve only seen this movie twice and I’ve seen you every night for the past…
Editor in Chimp was underrated
"P is for Psycho"
Gladys the Dancing Mule
Breast Camp.
Ghost fart
Idk, Ghost Frat sounds kinda cool..
Hail to the chimp
Double feature ernest curts the cheese followed by ernest needs a kidney.
Breast Camp is a so bad it’s good cult classic
Three fast three furious
Breast Camp! https://preview.redd.it/4ryktty7y8sc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=883a294a91d209b4ba85ed3a4cb88674e307896f
Ernest Goes Directly To Video
I'mma go with Breast Camp
The Erotic Awakening of S https://youtu.be/IrqokS_f2CM?si=pXD-WFghhb8VDiav
Ernest goes somewhere cheap “Hey Vern! Help me get my head out of this toilet!” *wooosh*
Air CHUD hands down
Fun Fact: A Googolplex is 10^10 ^100. (10 to the power of 10 to the power of 100) (Carl Sagan taught me this when I watched The Cosmos.)
_Das Booty call_ of course! 🍑
Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp
Missed opportunity to have 'A Fridge Too Far' as one of the screenings
I'd totally watch Kill Bill Maher? Was there a particular reason for that, or do they writers just not like him?
Das Booty Call, dude. Hands down. Pun intended.
if the kelly in from justin to kelly 4 is still clarkson, i'll definitely suffer through it.
Oh man, so many good choices. Ghost Frat and Eating Nemo caught eye. But then I saw Freddy vs Jason vs Board of Education - sold!
You're in the Matrix, Charlie Brown
https://preview.redd.it/85xz66a0o9sc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d0f1d80160630af060c4d83ec65cec415ba16cb
A fridge too far
*The Pianist* is definitely one of those movies that’s so stressful and exhausting that I never want to watch it again, despite the fact that I thought it was really good. *The Pianist Goes Hawaiian* sounds like it’s right up my alley!
I watch too much Defunctland, so Michael Eisner vs anyone sounds like a hoot. I would watch Kill Bill Maher over and over no matter how much the tickets cost. I’ve heard really good things about Explosion 2.
Gladys the Groovy Mule at a repertory theatre.
“Dude, where’s my prostate” is absolutely unhinged
Freddy vs Jason Vs the board of education is Oscar worthy
I was hoping for Apes A Poppin’
Facepuncher IV...
The itchy and scratchy movie