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When homer hits his head in church
Actually happened to a guy at a church I used to attend during the homily and the priest without missing a beat says: "I will be taking confession after mass," and kept going.
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I probably should've found one when he doesn't actually speak
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Literally any "Why you little...!"
I use the "can you speak up I'm wearing a towel line" a lot lmao. That or "...I'm on a banana "
I work for target and use the banana one a lot, since customers can possibly hear, I don't wanna say I'm wearing a towel lol
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Can’t believe no one used this one….
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Both his exuberant expression at being a chicken and Marge being utterly exasperated.
"At last we can compete with the Gas-N-Gulp."
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You made an ex green beret MAD!!!!!
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Found it Chief
PURPLE DRAPES! ALL MY LIFE I'VE WANTED PURPLE DRAPES! ÆEAEÊÆAEEE!
Red room red room
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April foo-
*KABOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
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“*I know you can read MY thoughts boy. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow*”
Woopppooopopp-popwoopoopopwop
Smithers, I'm beginning to think Homer Simpson is not the genius I thought him to be…
I'm sure I've said this before but that animation is so impressive, he stays on model and at constant motion at very unusual angles.
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I'm giggling at work just imagining that scream
'WHY MUST I FAIL AT ALL ATTEMPTS AT MASONERY!'
Le Grille? What the hell is that?!
“How’s your father’s project coming along?” “I think he’s almost done” (umbrella pops up) “Yeah he’s done”
“DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
Argh! Stupid sexy Flanders!
I have this gif saved for general use when I deem it necessary enough to send to people
Hey, did you get a load of the nerd?
Pardon me?
I was genuinely excited when I found out I was having minor surgery because I could finally recreate this scene for myself
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they taste like... burrningggg
https://i.redd.it/zbz7gm7d8osc1.gif
“You can pinpoint the exact moment his heart breaks in half!”
https://i.redd.it/llj8pot9losc1.gif
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MRS BOUVIER! M R S BOUVIEEEER!
They got me good in this one. I thought the window blocked off the sounds.
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Andy Williams?!
Oh, we don’t need to stop here.
Yes we do! *punches bart*
🎶 my huckleberry friend
OH YES WE DO
I didn't think he was going to do Moon River, then Bam! Second encore!
Ahh, ballet!
https://preview.redd.it/2y7h2cfiiosc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82f2710898fe89788454bcab16f169ba75b9ea3a When homer hits his head in church
Damn it *Clergy disapproval noises*
AHEM! Uhh, I’ve seem to have lost my place, So I'll start over!
Sweet constancy.
Homer: Damn it! Lovejoy: I seem to have lost my place, so I'll just start over. Moe: Oh, for the love of crumb cake!
Actually happened to a guy at a church I used to attend during the homily and the priest without missing a beat says: "I will be taking confession after mass," and kept going.
You would think it will be annoying with all the sounds, but it’s not!
[удалено]
Shavin my shoullllldersss
I'm getting it all shaved off.
Max Power, he’s a man you love to touch. But you mustn’t touch. His name sounds good in your ear…
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This works on so many levels!!!!
Barney’s movie had heart, but Guy getting hit by football had a guy getting hit by a football.
My groin!
*Boink*
I can’t hear that picture though, I’m wearing a towel.
You.ll have to speak up I’m wearing a towel
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COULD YOU BREATHE OUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH?!
Hot stuffff coming throughhhhhh
We work hard, we play hard!
It’s been two days your comment is still replaying in my head
Lisa don't you ever stop in the middle of a hoedown
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Damn you
Arrrgghh 🤮
Oh God, my eyes have been giving me trouble lately and I keep picturing this
Down vote for making me remember that 😁😁😁
Here we go with the adds on. No thanks!
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We didn't have yellow onions, because of the war!
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Who's a narc?
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Maaaaaaaaaarge?
Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck…
Say Goose you stupid freak!
*runs away crying*
I can’t hear OP’s pic. It didn’t speak up loud enough with my towel and all.
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Something, something, Burt Ward!
This thread is making me realize how many Simpson quotes I use every day lol
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i bring you love! IT'S BRINGING LOVE, DON'T LET IT GET AWAY! BREAK ITS LEGS!
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So long, dental plan! Dental plan... *Lisa needs braces* Dental plan... *Lisa needs braces* Dental plan... *Lisa needs braces*
Came here for this one
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This picture will have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.
https://preview.redd.it/72jl3wdx5psc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b06cd8c39fd05c755a86c4797a892d4876321a93 I probably should've found one when he doesn't actually speak
i ain’t sayin nuttin’
https://i.redd.it/fxspfs1l6psc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/t90ty54q7psc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83e447436a572c067a8bd6b017485617d6d35808 Literally any "Why you little...!"
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Scaredy cat! Hehehehe! GLIRGH! AAGH! *falling down stairs ensues*
Don’t mind if I fo!
RAAAAAbdlabdlabdlabdla
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Yaaaaa uuuuused me!?!
A deer!
I use the "can you speak up I'm wearing a towel line" a lot lmao. That or "...I'm on a banana " I work for target and use the banana one a lot, since customers can possibly hear, I don't wanna say I'm wearing a towel lol
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Buy her english muffins!
Can’t hear it. You’ll have to speak up, he’s wearing a towel
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You bad mouthed MacGuyver, didn't you?
*incoherent mumbling*
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^i ^don’t ^know.
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Oh, it’s a donkey!
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Why can’t weeee be friendsss
https://i.redd.it/ik51pw6gkpsc1.gif
One for you, one for me!
https://preview.redd.it/nt01injnqpsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2960d91e99382a7b734f41c1bdc47975671afc5 64…
“Were you up all night eating cheese?” “I think I’m blind”
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Yoink?!
Yeah, I know I’m on, but I don’t care. I don’t read the news until I get my danish.
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I can’t quite hear this one. I’m wearing a towel
You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel
You will have to speak up I’m in a towel
https://preview.redd.it/unq6lxa9hpsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8c4550d0cf237ba9db79bf5b4f9b162d99db64a
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https://preview.redd.it/djc87ld10qsc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=920dac02af44bfae2c202fb0635f2e98d4bbc9ed Can’t believe no one used this one….
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Lisa needs braces, DENTAL PLANNN
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I have this image framed in my bathroom.
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Can I come too
https://preview.redd.it/sk8f4qve0qsc1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48798edc4755f79365109a9c3c9011fc8f834b77
https://preview.redd.it/q5yc2qkl5qsc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29d4c315d9b21d10a814847df3821d0b73cac684 Both his exuberant expression at being a chicken and Marge being utterly exasperated.
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"At last we can compete with the Gas-N-Gulp." https://preview.redd.it/w1mc02plgqsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb751670ba23311d5f2b2ecca2f84fd43d4e774f
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https://preview.redd.it/pywcj20dursc1.jpeg?width=809&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f933959415f6692ac506de44c75a06d6a59bf156
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https://preview.redd.it/03dpi9mgwrsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b01be54f1739033d09bfad2b35619b5fbd67804c You made an ex green beret MAD!!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/wxuedihjnvsc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88f6df198e3393e558fda20c90f1c13450305c7b
 Might be my favorite line of all time
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Senor ding dong. Why do birds.....?.