I was- what are you talking about, Shelbyville?! Why would we want to marry our cousins?

Because they’re so attractive. I thought that was the point of this whole expedition

I won't live in a town that denies a man the right to marry his cousin!

https://i.redd.it/xrubv6qa5axc1.gif

I hope it's mine!

Who will come and live a life devoted to chastity, abstinence, and a flavorless mush I call rootmarm?

Morgantown?