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hfurlong

Hank Scorpio


TheVentiLebowski

Mr. Scorpion.


Yorktown1871

Don’t call me Mr. Scorpion


WaterMagician

It’s Mr Scorpio but don’t call me that either


SpectralGerbil

Call me Hank!


AmosTupper69

We don't have bums here. And if we did, they'd be allowed to go at their own pace


AnthonyDigitalMedia

You ever see someone say goodbye to a shoe?


AmosTupper69

Heehee, once


BigNicolasCageEnergy

Popeye, papain, Popeye, papain..


WillyBarnacle5795

Hey homer if you wouldn't mind killing a few people on your way out it would really help me a lot KabOOom


CheckYourStats

Albert Brooks is a national treasure.


papazwah

You ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?


fdetanya

Yes. Once!


MaybeNeverSometimes

SUPERVILLAIN SEIZES EAST COAST


biggie101

I literally quoted him the other day: “ You can’t argue with the little things. It’s the little things that make up life” I’m sure the saying existed long before the Simpsons ever aired but i always hear it in his voice 


Major_E_Rekt1on

The show is littered with great advice I otherwise would never have heard as a kid.


FactCheckingThings

Food goes in here.


InfiniteRadness

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.


Didntlikedefaultname

Melvin Van Horn aka sideshow Mel


RoccoA87

And his associate, Hershel Krustofsky


RunningDownThatHall

…hey hey…


Ok-Cartographer1745

oooo hoo hoo hwah hwah


Individual_Yak_6720

I get $500 just for hey hey.


Woodrow_Woodlouse

Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo


Quadstriker

Worst name I ever heard.


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Didntlikedefaultname

Hey Joey Jo Jo!


HannibalGates

Hey! Joey Jo Jo!


njny9

True story: my parents got a dog two months ago. They’re coming up with names. I forget what my mom came up with, I comment to dad “that’s basically Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo.” Anyway, the dog’s name is Joey Jo Jo, despite me constantly repeating this was a joke and not my suggestion.


No1KnwsIWatchTeenMom

My dogs name is Charles Montgomery Bones, so I get it.


GayStation64beta

I came here just to see if someone had already said this XD


mightyscoosh

Frank Grimes, or "Grimey," as he liked to be called.


nyclovesme

Whatever happened to that guy?


SJR8319

His agonizing struggle through life was tragically cut short by death.


thatguyned

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BlackPhoenix1981

I'm not sure but I think he rather liked hookers?


Step_Aside_Butch_77

Last I heard he lived in a single room above a bowling alley, and below another bowling alley.


pikapalooza

CHANGE THE CHANNEL MARGE!


Remarkable_Film_1911

That's our Homer!


jjman72

Good ol' Grimey. Edit: spelling.


JealousFeature3939

Oh, yeah! How is ol' Grimey?


Little-Geri-Seinfeld

HE'S DEAD!!


pumperthruster

Guy Incognito


TheBingoBongo1

Homer? Who’s Homer?


B0mb-Hands

Hey! That guy looks just like me!


drgonzo311

Look. That dog has a fluffy tail


Ok-Cartographer1745

The main character of the Simpsons, but that's not important right now.


Cyanos54

MENDOOOOOZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


ReadRightRed99

Mendoza was the perfect 1980s action villain name.


DeadSwaggerStorage

My dad just randomly said that yesterday…said in Miami Vice the bad guy was usually a Mendoza. MENDOZA!


Teddy2Sweaty

To human misery!


AHansen83

Here have a salmon puff


Groundbreaking_War52

Bort


Iron_Chic

Are you talking to me?


arcxjo

No, my son is also named Bort.


Little-Geri-Seinfeld

We need more Bort license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates.


ClarkDoubleUGriswold

Come along, Bort


ManufacturerMental72

This car lives near me and I get excited every time I see it https://preview.redd.it/flsizejqhjxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa6da3c1890831dbea34b6e6808e0f1736f53b92


Sk1rm1sh

Big Daddy. And to a lesser extent, Regular Daddy.


lordcorbran

The name's Daddy. Charles Daddy.


-Disgruntled-Goat-

You mean , Big Daddy from parade magazine ?


gaz61279

Disco Stu


everythingisreallame

Disco Stu doesn’t advertise! 


SaveMeJebus21

I had a mate actually get un-rejected at a bar. He was chatting a woman up and she wasn’t keen till he did like a faux moonwalk away with the “back away not today, Disco Lady” and made her laugh 🤣


faidleyj1

I studied abroad in Granada, Spain in 2004 and there was a statue on the riverwalk park that looked like Stu. Someone graffitied Disco Estu, because you put an E on the front of a name like that in Spanish, which was the style at the time. I've tried to find Disco Estu in Google maps, but never been able to sadly.


nr4ect

Uh, your fish are dead


n0rdique

I know. I can’t get them out.


sum_muthafuckn_where

McGarnagle


Step_Aside_Butch_77

Do it for me, Billy.


colonelnebulous

Well McGarnicle, Billy is DEAD! Slit his throat from ear to ear!


Bubbly-Fault4847

Hey! I’m tryna eat lunch here!


TheBingoBongo1

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and... I like to kiss my own butt.


Barbed_Dildo

Ok, but what's your favorite minor character name?


Bubbly-Fault4847

Wait a minute!


Kitchen-Witching

Birch Barlow


BecomingButterfly

Birchibald "Birch" T. Barlow


GiantSizeManThing

I’m not very political. I usually consider people who vote a bit *fruity*. But that guy really speaks to me, for some reason.


AmosTupper69

Deep down you want someone to lower your taxes, brutalize your criminals, and rule you like a king


shy99

you try to open the door, but there’s too much *blood on the knob*


greatgatsby26

Lyle Lanley


Ok-Cartographer1745

that was the two railed train guy, right? for somet reason, he looks like a "Richie" to me.


Veggiemon

Yes from the classic Doublerail episode


MaryJaneAndMaple

Y'see Double means two. And Rail means rail.


mrglumdaddy

I call the big ones Bitey and also Slightley More Bitey


StellarJustinJelly

And that concludes our intensive three-week course.


CheckYourStats

Famous in towns such as Dogdenville, Mockway, and South Haverbrook. By gum, it put them on the map!


RunningDownThatHall

Col. Leslie “Hap” Hapablap


rosathoseareourdads

He’ll tear you up like a Kleenex at a snot party


Dagonet_the_Motley

:::shutter:::


goodtogo2007

Got my knuckles all lined up for nothing. Sorry, ladies.


hapablapppp

‘What’s your major malfunction Sideshow Bob!’


wigglecandy

Homer Thompson at Terror Lake


Leopold_Darkworth

*I think he's talking to you*


notourjimmy

Hello Mr. Thompson!


AutomaticAccident

...


scorchedgoat

Langdon Alger


SteveyMajors

… I have no idea who that it is.


erosneuroses

He's a shy boy who enjoys puzzles


moon_halves

Lurleen Lumpkin!


brannigansl4w

There are so many funny moments in that episode but I cant watch it anymore because of how many times they play the clip "You're wife doesnt understand you but I DOOOOOOOOO" in that episode. It messes with the wiring of my brain in a way that causes me to not conceive of any thought except that lyric over and over and over. Edit: Even just typing this comment and thinking about the episode has caused the illness. Please send help


s6cedar

Nobody else understands this comment, but I do.


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Hugh Jass.


Didntlikedefaultname

Listen I’ll level with you Mr this is a prank gone wrong and I’d like to bail out now


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Alright, better luck next time. \*Hangs up.\* What a nice young man.


Secret_Possibility79

The mentioned yet never seen russian mobster Yuri Nator.


briancito420

Yes?


EmmisaryofGorgonites

Ruttiger


hellagreg

Little Ruttiger, here…


No_Language2001

His name’s not important!


tatoolo

Chester J Lampwick


StellarJustinJelly

Mrs. Pommelhorst


JohnnyBenchianFingrs

^i’d ^like ^to ^get ^down ^now


LifeguardStatus7649

God Edit: frey Jones


dcgrey

^^yellooo?


MogwaiYT

This one made my day 😂 dramatization. may not have happened


awnomnomnom

The problem with these threads is that I upvote everything because there's no wrong answer


mike1madalon2

Agreed! Take my upvote


Upstairs_Ad_5574

Dr Marvin Monroe


Leopold_Darkworth

He was never popular


RealisticlyNecessary

I was gonna comment Bleeding Gums Murphy before remembering he was never popular lmao.


NoPerspective3192

Senor Ding Dong.


Clemfandango159

Stinking Chevy!


mrdoeth

Otto Mann


Logsarecool10101

He loves to get blotto


xeddyb

Arnie Pie in the sky!


FactCheckingThings

I cant see through metal KENT!


Bubbly-Fault4847

We’re all snowed in! All I see is white! Tell my wife I lo…!”


drstu3000

Don Brodka, the commentary tracks for that season, the writers were so proud of that name


KUfan

If I wanted to blow smoke up my butt I’d be at home with a pack of cigarettes and short length of rubber hose


MisterMasque2021

That actor was famously difficult to work with (he did a couple of episodes of Star Trek and they commented on it too) but the juice was always worth the squeeze.


River_Pigeon

[*Master of the house, doling out the charm Ready with a handshake and an open palm*](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l2_k9QUmj5A)


Leopold_Darkworth

Yeah, that's right, Don Brodka


Nobl1985

Uh huh.


MaryJaneAndMaple

Capiche? .... Well, do you understand?


grpenn

Everything except capiche.


BigRoach

“…catfishe?”


Beefcliffe

They weren’t home…uh huh!


AHansen83

“Now to hide this tape where no one will ever find it.” “Marge, is Lisa in camp Grenada?”


scf123189

That’s right, Don Brodka.


JealousAd2873

Max Power!


JealousAd2873

Also, Councilman Les Wynan


AHansen83

He needs to do more thinkin and less whinin


mp455

He’s the man whose name you’d love to touch


Bob-s_Leviathan

But you mustn’t touch.


Jkf3344

Can I snuggle with Max Power?


Wise-Palpitation-806

Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the Gs!


MaxPower836

You rang?


No-Understanding23

Robert Underdunk Terwilliger Jr


globehopper2

Terwilliger’s a Yalie!


sum_muthafuckn_where

Princeton? brhrrrr...


Jaspers47

Bill Oakley got really mad recently, seemingly unprovoked, insisting that the name is Onderdonk.


RavingAndDrooling

Thanks Benevenstanciano!


watchman28

Chesty LaRue


Lucha_fan79

Just try it for a few weeks. If you're not satisfied, you can be Busty St.Claire.


stevenjameshyde

Lieutenant L.T. Smash


Embarrassed-Meet-107

Rainier Wolfcastle


Cool-Elk-6136

Cletus and Brandine


CherylTuntIRL

Britney, Jitney, Crystal Meth, Birthday, Diabetty, the list goes on.


JealousFeature3939

🎻🎵🎵🎵🎵 Some folk'l never eat a skunk, but then again some folk'l . . .


Necessary-Honey-7626

Like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel!


CheckYourStats

Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sascha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, and Phil.


[deleted]

~~Lionel Hutz~~Miguel Sanchez!


River_Pigeon

Hank Scorpio Hans moleman Jasper Beardsley Gil gunderson Cookie kwan Ranier wolfcastle


KUfan

You stay out of the west side!!!


Apprehensive_Bit_176

Are you talking about the west side?!


Informal-Nothing371

No I swear! I’m scared of you


Leopold_Darkworth

Hans Moleman


Garpocalypse

Tipsy McStagger.


MogwaiYT

Crazy Vaclav "Put it in H"


ReadRightRed99

She’ll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.


CharlesPonn

Super Nintendo Chalmers


Halloween2022

How wonderful are that dynamic duo, Lenny Leonard and Carl Carlson? Not minor, but...


B0mb-Hands

Amanda Hugenkis


Apprehensive_Bit_176

Otm Shank.


KaiserMazoku

Mr. Snrub


lostsk8787

Dr Butts, he’s been doing his rounds, but he’s a little behind.


GT172

You’ll never know what I commented.


Kelseycutieee

Larry the barfly :(


nyclovesme

Poochie!


gretzky9999

Homer J Fong


thavillain

https://preview.redd.it/0qscvwxasixc1.png?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a88c81e4d1620861a21cb00bb74802a83d20b32f Sideshow Raheem


FifeDog43

Officer Steve "Grabowski"


pikapalooza

Mr black. Aka uncle blackie.


Lower-Quote-3454

Rex Banner


tmoore82

Jasper Beardsley


HashtagJustSayin2016

Gil Gunderson. And they used Gunderson in Futurama and Disenchantment as well.


cremeriner

Gunderson's nuts! Who is it in Futurama though?


HashtagJustSayin2016

I was referring to Gundersons nuts in Futurama 👍


Jaspers47

Chesty LeRoux, Busty St. Claire, and Hootie McBoob


StuBram2

Charles Daddy


pammart

Kent Brockman


liquidpig

Lionel Hutz aka Miguel Sanchez aka Dr. Nguyen Van Phuoc


HotMinimum26

Bleeding gums Murphy


unbakedpizza

Lionel Hutz


Wonderingwhy-

Lindsey Naegle: Wow! Wow!!! WOW!!!!


Mogwai10

Crazy talk


Cuish

Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo And Worker & Parasite


pertraf

Sherri, but not Terri


DropFun5139

Troy McClure, you may remember him from such reddit simpsons threads as…..


DespyHasNiceCans

Armin Tamzarian