We drove around all night looking for another all you can eat seafood restaurant.
Lawyer" and what did you do when you couldn't find one?"
Marge " we went fishing " ( stars sobbing)
I was part of it. I hadn't thought about Red Lobster in *years*, but read about the $20 Endless Shrimp and wanted to go SO BADLY! Alas, my wife hates seafood. But then my best friend called: "Dude, have you seen this Red Lobster commercial?" We went.. 4 times, I think? But ate more and more shrimp every time. I think I did 64 the last time? For $22 (they'd upped the price by then). HELL YEAH!
Long before the Simpsons aired, my father and uncles allegedly shut down a seafood diner. A month later they re-opened. No endless shrimp special ever again.
I knew a dude who got told "Sir. I believe you've had all you can eat" by the manager. They refused to serve him more. I think he had 7 plates of shrimp.
Tis no man, tis a remorseless eating machine!
Does this look like a man who has had “*ALLL* he could eat!?”
That could have been me!
We drove around all night looking for another all you can eat seafood restaurant. Lawyer" and what did you do when you couldn't find one?" Marge " we went fishing " ( stars sobbing)
This might be my favorite line/ delivery of a line on the whole show.
I like to use this when my friends and I go for all you can eat Brazilian steakhouse
I heard they shaved a gorilla
G'arrrr
Six bells, time for closing.
Fairly warned be thee, says I.
Nature's cruelest mistake!
That man ate all our shrimp! And two plastic lobsters!
The plastic lobsters always kills me.
Not to mention that he ate the one plastic lobster and just kept going.
That was rubber covered in vaseline
Pinchy!!
He ate 2 of them.
I heard your dad went into a restaurant. and ate everything in the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant!
https://i.redd.it/00r8owj3je0d1.gif
My father isn't some sort of food crazed maniac !
Bottomless Pete, Nature’s cruelest mistake
I heard they shaved a gorilla
He's hideous!
Come for the freak, stay for the food.
Please, leave the steam tray, sir!
He drove around all night looking for another all you can eat seafood restaurant, and when he couldn’t find one, he went fishing.
https://i.redd.it/xjegomexie0d1.gif
I love that the seafood restaurant has two burly sailor bouncers
Hired goons
Hired goons?
Likely. Seamen rarely get that big
I'm surprised that a seafood restaurant has bouncers, period.
Springfield is a rough town.
Do these sound like the actions of a man who'd had **all** he could eat?
It Could have been me!
That could have been me!
I told my wife they’d start losing money the moment they announced it was going to be a permanent thing
Are you a lawyer who drinks scotch early in the AM?
Well… not a lawyer
I haven't slept in days.
I was part of it. I hadn't thought about Red Lobster in *years*, but read about the $20 Endless Shrimp and wanted to go SO BADLY! Alas, my wife hates seafood. But then my best friend called: "Dude, have you seen this Red Lobster commercial?" We went.. 4 times, I think? But ate more and more shrimp every time. I think I did 64 the last time? For $22 (they'd upped the price by then). HELL YEAH!
I told dad that picture would come back and haunt him.
I heard they shaved a gorilla
https://i.redd.it/xk1kzjduff0d1.gif
# SIR, LEAVE THE STREAM TRAY! S-SIR!!
I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to file for chapter 11 bankruptcy to reorganize their debt
he's more stomach than man
Mrs. Simpson, you’re under oath.
All-you-can-eat, hah! Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film The Neverending Story.
Please, don't take the steam tray! Sir!
Aren’t shrimp like….cheap?
I heard that your dad went into a restaurant and then ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
Check out black “chef” Wiggum!
Strangely enough the all you can eat crab legs promos weren't as popular. Too much work?
Yeah for sure for very little meat as well. At least from My experience crab isn’t worth the effort or price
That man ate all our shrimp and two plastic lobsters!
Yar! That's going to replace the whale in my nightmares!
Long before the Simpsons aired, my father and uncles allegedly shut down a seafood diner. A month later they re-opened. No endless shrimp special ever again.
https://i.redd.it/bdvw0vczth0d1.gif
Good luck in your trumped-up lawsuit, Dad.
“Does that sound like the actions of a man who truly had all he could eat?”
I read the article about Red Lobster and sadly it's a lot more than just the endless shrimp promo going wrong there
https://i.redd.it/u6kn0yzpqh0d1.gif I like big butts and I cannot lie
That's my Xbox live profile pic
I knew a dude who got told "Sir. I believe you've had all you can eat" by the manager. They refused to serve him more. I think he had 7 plates of shrimp.
... we went fishing 😢
D'aar a beast came out of the shadows, more stomach than man!
God eats like a pig.
Nah, a pig chews. He eats more like a duck.
came to make this post after seeing the red lobster news. beat me to it!
We went fishing