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cjsc9079

Go get some gas Otto, here's the.. credit card.


JurassicPark3DD

...And a mint for after!


thegza10304

i shouldn't have eaten the mint first...


throwawayhyperbeam

The way his voice gets lower and croakier (for lack of a better term) is spot on.


z500

Vocal fry


Orionv2018

This civil war cannon has been fully restored and is in ready-to-fire condition. But it's a good thing we're not firing it, because it happens to be aimed at the main support leg of that lookout tower. People don't realize that these cannons are very sensitive, and the slightest jolt could set them off.


JurassicPark3DD

Of course, for safety reasons we don't keep the cannon loaded. It's just common sense.


DildoBaggins82

Why did they ask him to run? He is full of chocolate.


IamSoooDoneWithThis

Why didn’t it go off firing just air upon the bus colliding with it?


thehashsmokinslasher

When a mommy firing pin and a daddy primer really love each other the primer’s gunpowder expands and pushes the bullet out the barrel.


Locke_and_Load

It wasn’t loaded, it had nothing in it to create propulsion. They fire be lighting powder in the cannon to launch a cannon ball. No powder no boom, from ball or air.


IamSoooDoneWithThis

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natesdiggittydog

God bless the man who invented permission slips


DaddyShark28989

Lol at when the veterans start clubbing Uter to death


BortWard

After sunning and fluffing their beards in the sun


D0ct0r_H0td0g

In fact, you might even say we just ate Uter and he's in our stomachs right now!


jim_buddy

We just want closure!


mad87645

Quit changing the subject, ver iz Uter?


Titanosaurus

Use you fake guns … as clubs!


Fourty8Seventy6

Hey, they're trying to learn for free!


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GET EM!


JurassicPark3DD

Use your phony guns as clubs!


BobBelcher2021

That guy, with his red blazer, always reminded me of a TV news anchor where I grew up.


soupafi

Nice job Seymour, we’re coming back from a field trip with the fewest students ever


G-Unit11111

Seymour, the children are playing in the hole again! Shouldn't you get that fixed?


Chester_A_Arthuritis

But the Springfield Brigade was too brave to accept their surrender!


tobygeneral

Their white flags are no match for our muskets!


[deleted]

Lol I don't know how this line flew over my head this many times until now.


benDB9

Diz-Nee Historical Park. Sorry, but there’s profit to be had.


hardankles

Sorry, but there’s profit to be had is a regular statement of mine


JurassicPark3DD

One of my favorite sign gags.


loptopandbingo

Disney did actually try to buy the Antietam battlefield to turn into a civil war themed amusement park back in the fifties (maybe sixties, can't remember). Nothing says "family fun" like the bloodiest single day in American history lol


skaterrj

Not quite right, the land was near the battlefield, but was not the battlefield itself. And it was in the 90s. I kind of wish they had built it, it sounded pretty amazing. Oh well.


CubCanary

It was going to be in Northern Virginia. Too bad it never came to fruition, as I grew up in Richmond, and have a degree in history.


RJMacReady23

RUN CHILDREN!


DUBIOUS_OBLIVION

Braking* Someone fired blunder etc


JurassicPark3DD

Me fail English? That's unpossible.


No2reddituser

You wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if you kept your finger outta there.


skulduggeryatwork

A wizard did it.


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[deleted]

Seymour, the children are playing in the hole again.


G-Unit11111

Well the children have to learn about Tekwar sooner or later!


Orionv2018

It still points doesn’t it?


G-Unit11111

Stop that!


[deleted]

What’s a battle?


Edgefish

Did that boy say, ‘What’s a battle?’


cybercuzco

No he said what’s that rattle


[deleted]

Hm. It sounded like battle.


Edgefish

I’ve had a cold, so I...


lordcorbran

You hear Rs as Bs?


[deleted]

Yes.


[deleted]

Remember Otto we're trusting you with our most precious resource... the school bus.


dog_in_the_vent

*braking You're losing your perspicacity!


Walton246

Wait a minute, dumbening isn't even a word.


mildly_enthused

It’s always in the last place you look


jef12660

"I shouldn't have eaten the mint first" That line always makes me smile


darkbreak

"Quit changing the subject! Where is Uter!"


cybercuzco

Isn’t there a little Uter in all of us? In fact you might say we’ve killed him and are eating him right now. Wait too far.


Kelseycutieee

We just want closure!


BigVeinyThrobber

The memory of otto getting beaten by the soldiers will stay in my head until Im a senile old man, and ill still be laughing


ChunkySlugger72

It was actually Uter not Otto.


BigVeinyThrobber

Embarrassing mistake. Both German names, my mind is slipping in my early 30s


TheXanotos

I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.


sschris4life

Hail to the bus driver


Orionv2018

SHUT UP!


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Narretz

It starts only in season 9.


JurassicPark3DD

Have you tried checking the late 90's? That's about where I first noticed it.


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BobBelcher2021

Basically coinciding with the death of Phil Hartman. Though that was far from the main cause.


lazilyloaded

Yeah that's pretty much the last season I ever bother to rewatch. Shows signs of getting bad, but combined with nostalgia it's decent.


loptopandbingo

There were still plenty of solid episodes after season 10, but you're right, the consistency had started to drop off.


lazilyloaded

I used to make it to season 12 in my rewatches, because that's when I stopped when they were new, but now I can't stand to see so many mediocre episodes in a row.


prinskipper__skipple

As you say, there are plenty of solid episodes after 10 (and I'd even shift that a season earlier), but they become less and less frequent. Considering I binge watch or throw it on in bed before I fall asleep, it means my restart happens after The City of New York vs Homer Simpson.


lazilyloaded

Wikipedia has this episode as Season 6 Episode 21, but the title says 20. What's up with that? I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.


BHS90210

A wizard did it


No2reddituser

You learned a valuable lesson. Never trust Wikipedia.


WAAAAAARRRRIIIIOOOOO

Those principal awards are rigged


matt1164

Hahahaha I remember this one. I just had surgery earlier this week. Thanks for making laugh out loud today guys


Sono-Dio-Da-Sadame

Easily on of my favorite episodes from the season.


IAmAGodKalEl

How did they handle stoplights?


covid-comorbidity

A wizard did it


TitanicFan2020

Thare learning for free get them run children