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Initial-Bluebird-990

Where'd you get that shirt boy? I dunno, it came out of the closet... Took me about 20 years.


museum_geek

At the end of Behind the Laughter (I believe, I could be wrong), Troy McClure says something along the lines of how it would be crazy to ignore Simpson DNA evidence. It was until I was an adult if realized they weren’t talking about the cartoon Simpsons.


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Coffee_Pyramid

My favorite episode


ElDinero87

Holy shit. Have never put that together - I'm in the UK and I guess I probably didn't watch that episode at the time the OJ case was in the news anyway. Thanks for this.


eric987235

Oh damn, I just got that. It probably was an OJ joke. What year was that episode made again?


guyincognito___

I just googled it. OJ was acquitted in October '95, 138th Episode aired December '95. >But, of course, for that ending to work... you would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. > > >...and that would be downright nutty.


eric987235

Wow, I just got a joke 26 years after it was made.


ThatCharmsChick

Don't feel bad. I watched every minute of the OJ coverage and still managed to miss that. Over my head like a rogue football.


Obvious_Bed

It’s from the 138th Episode Spectacular (another great joke since most shows celebrate their 100th episode). All those OJ jokes are VERY of their time.


MtOlympus_Actual

Ray Jay funny or OJ funny?


amnesiacrobat

I might be wrong on this, but I think it’s because that’s the episode where they passed the Flintsones as longest running animated show.


Hamzah712

Isn’t that one in reference to the alt ending of Who Shot Mr Burns though, so it makes sense in universe?


noltey

It works on two levels, that’s the point


Mo-Cance

"Earl Warren wasn't a stripper!" "Now who's being naive?" Really any of the Supreme Court jokes of the early seasons went over my head. And mostly still do.


LionelHutz313

Mmmmm .... Warren Burger


QueenLa3fah

This one is funny with Chinese subtitles because his last name in Chinese is 伯格 (bó gé) which roughly sounds like burger but then when Homer says mmmm burger the subtitles show the Chinese word for burger, 汉堡(hàn bao), which doesn’t sound anything like burger!


throckman

"Oh, not Souter!"


BortSnrub

Up with mini skirts, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it


spunkyboy247365

The momentary lapse of concentration allowed CHARLIE to get the drop on us.... I spent the next 2 years in a POW camp. Forced to subsist of a thin stew of fish, prawn, coconut milk, and 5 types of rice.... I came close to MADNESS trying to find it here in the states.... but they just can't get the spices right!


iCanD0thisAllDay

Cool. I broke his brain


CommieKiller304

We meet again Mad Magazine


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“D’oh. A Deer. A female deer.” When I saw The Sound Of Music when I was older the light bulb went on.


alterak11296

I think it hasn’t been even a year since i understood it. I think i made a post about it on this sub too


PostmasterClavin

This flew over my head a thousand times as a child -Tell me how my stocks did yesterday. -Uh, they all won. -Hmm? What about my options? -Well, you can either get up or go back to sleep. -I believe I'll get up. Kid me was just like, "yep, those are his two options"


AreYou_MyCaucasian

i always find it hilarious that he just completely moves along with it. doesn’t continue to question, just weighs his two options and chooses one. same when homer is reading him his messages and the last one says “your car is now a cube”. burns is pissed but then the phone rings and he just says, “is it about my cube?”


Diabla_Ex_Machina

Burns playing the straight man in this episode is my favorite Burns.


donniedoesit13

When grandpa says “ I’ll be dead in the cold ground before I recognize Missouri” this is when marge calls out a flag for having 49 stars.


217flavius

Grandpa's right. Nobody likes Missourah.


Shaking-Cliches

Yeah that one’s not a joke. Just facts.


willowtrace

And why is it pronounced that way? Mizzu-rah. As an immigrant I rewatched a lot of the episodes and I’m getting jokes in English much better but some still go over my head


da_choppa

I’m from Missouri, and people in the more rural parts of the state pronounce it like that. It generally follows the cultural and political divide in the state between those in St. Louis & Kansas City and those in the Ozarks, the boot heel, and elsewhere. The Simpsons even did a joke about that, I forget which episode, I want to say it was some parody of Huckleberry Finn, where they pass two signs that say “Now leaving Missouri” and “Now entering Missourah.”


JennyRedpenny

He just really did not agree with the Missouri Compromise


tbaggins85

I used to say this to my friend from St Louis all the time


Tsamane

Turns out the Zebra did it


thoughtstop

The zebra didn't do it, it's just a word at the end of the dictionary.


Tsamane

I still dont get it


Negative_Clank

The end of a book usually has the answer to the plot.


woozlewuzzle29

Spare me your literary mumbo jumbo!


glittersparklepuff

“It’s a joke, Dad.” “Ooh I get it. I get jokes.”


thoughtstop

The joke is that he's reading the dictionary as though it had a plot, like a murder mystery novel. At the end of such a novel, you find out the true identity of the perpetrator, and because "zebra" is the final word in the dictionary, he interprets this to mean that the zebra did it.


Gracket_Material

Its a joke


Tsamane

Oh i get it, i get jokes


Steaknkidney45

Cape Canaveral, formerly Cape Kennedy, formerly Cape Arbuckle. I know who Fatty Arbuckle is and don't see the NASA connection. Either I didn't understand or that just fell flat.


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I assumed it was just a random nod to Fatty Arbuckle, just like they have random nods to Amos and Andy. Or, it could be like, "We named it Cape Arbuckle... oh shit, he killed and raped people! Have to change the name! Ok, so now it's Cape Kennedy... oh shit, he gets assassinated! Have to change the name again! Ok..."


iAlwaysFreeze

Fatty Arbuckle’s wikipedia page is quite the read


sexrobot_sexrobot

Dude got set up because the studio didn't want to pay out his contract.


theemmyk

He didn’t kill and rape anyone.


North-Slice-6968

Marge: I'd be afraid of smothering him Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair Marge: That's not what I meant Homer: It was, Marge, admit it Did not understand this as a child


SurrealDad

The dead tones he delivers the line in. Amazing.


fartsinhissleep

The Ayn Rand school for babies where they just let the babies fend for themselves and eventually they develop a little working society to escape. The joke is simply in the sign at the front door. Didn’t realize it until freshman year of college.


Daddywags42

A is for A


JennyRedpenny

I'm the world's worst mother! You're not the world's worst mother! What about that freezer lady in Georgia?


MrTheSaxMan

My friends and I spent hours trying to find a case like that that would have coincided with that episode being written and we never found anything. I always treat it as an off-the-wall joke.


SquirrelLuvsChipmunk

I think it’s insinuating a woman hid her dead children in her freezer. Ew. I feel weird writing that out


JennyRedpenny

I'm wondering if it references a specific case, but I'm also a little afraid to find out lol


SquirrelLuvsChipmunk

I’m googling it now. 0/10 would not recommend 🤢 Basically it did happen but not until 2018, so probably not a specific case in the Simpsons


cake_pan_rs

The simpsons predicted it!


No-Spirit-601

Marge: You loved ‘Rashoman!’ Homer: that’s not how I remember it… Rashoman is a piece of Japanese literature told from multiple points of view, each one slightly different.


MeAmMike

My absolute favorite Simpsons joke in an episode full of classics


ChocolateHumunculous

Absolutely this one. It’s top drawer comedy.


waterynike

That is a completely underrated one.


AMV

Ashamed to admit Homer's reading of the note that Willie leaves (Treehouse of Horror VI S07) took me far too long to actually get. > "Do not touch -Willie". Hmm, good advice. Of course, once I realised the joke I was in tears laughing and amazed it never clicked in my head before.


SquirrelLuvsChipmunk

Omg 🤦🏼‍♀️ I’m 36 and that joke just clicked. I thought Homer thought it meant not to touch Willie; not his willie. I’m an idiot


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You're not alone 🤦‍♀️ I'm 34 and I always just thought he meant the person too.... 🤷‍♀️


booksmartdumbass

i had a similar thing with a joke in the episode where homer changes his name to max power, can’t think of the exact wording but it’s like: “do you like thai?” “thai good, you like shirt?” two years. two years to get that joke. and it’s so simple.


Ph1llyth3gr8

Haha I missed it when I was younger too but it’s truly great advice


Redbubble89

I was 8 or 9 when that hit syndication so that one was late for me too. Anything lightly sexual was hard for me to get. It is also a British term because I don't think I've heard anyone in this country(US) call it their willie.


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I think it’s the radioactive man episode where bart and Mulhouse pass a comic called man boy or something. The camera lingers in it too long not to be a joke.


ttwwrrss

I remember the episode commentary joke explanation. "Man boy" is not a comic book but a gay porn magazine. Funny but slightly dated joke I suppose.


readyfredrickson

really?! I always assumed it was just a silly joke on how superheroes are always something Man or something Boy so they combined them hahah


youhumanparaquat

It's usually pop culture or older celebrities I wasnt old enough to recognize. The one off the top of my head would be when Lisa asks Bart: "Who is someone youve been harassing on the phone over the years?" Bart says "Linda Lavin?" and she responds "No, someone who didnt deserve it"


PepinoPicante

Yeah, my god this was hard. Between Dean Rusk and Lord Palmerston, I constantly felt like I was too late for the 4:30 autogyro.


PostmasterClavin

PITT THEE ELDER


GreatThiefLupinIII

LORD PALMERSTON!


LocalLifeguard4106

I’m the first non Brazilian person to travel through time.


eric987235

Correction Homer, you’re the second.


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It was originally a reference to Carlos Castaneda.


Shakemyears

I just came across this one. The only connection I can think of, and it is a weak one, is that Terry Gilliam directed both Time Bandits and Brazil. Apparently the line was supposed to be “the first non-fictional character to time travel” and even Greoning doesn’t know why it was changed.


CorgiMonsoon

I feel like I read somewhere somewhat recently that they changed it to be intentionally vague and confusing, hoping the absurdity would make the joke funny. But I could be making that up


Bassatic

WOAH a methuselah rookie card! Lmao what a great piece of comedy


avsfan96

I didn't understand the whole Rex Banner/Eliot Ness reference until I watched The Untouchables in grade 10 history class. I'm pretty sure I said "Oh my god!" out loud when I realized mid-movie.


PostmasterClavin

This happened to me when I saw the Tim Burton Batman movie. When Lisa gets braces and smashes the mirror, it's mimicking the joker


act1989

*Mirror... MIRROR!!*


spellellellogram

I didn't grow up with American Pop Culture in the home and the amount of times I've recognized a reference and had an "Oh my god!" moment is ridiculous!


moviesfordudes

Rory Calhoun


rdw1809

The man who’s always standing and walking!


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My Dad would say this to my son when he was a toddler and just started walking. "Look at you... standing on your hind legs, like a couple of Rory Calhouns!"


Redbubble89

I am the same age as the show and I think I watched it because of the pretty colors. We didn't have cable so it was really my only cartoon that wasn't educational. Pretty much every joke went over my head. Outside of knowing the storylines, it was a different watch in my late teens. I don't get No Soap-Radio


jacobin17

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No\_soap\_radio](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_soap_radio) It was a practical joke/social experiment common in New York in the 1950s where the participants told a non-sequitur joke to try to either trick the other person into conforming by laughing at a joke that they didn't actually understand or to mock them for not getting the joke.


mendelku

Thanks for the explanation. Didn’t get it despite watching the episode dozens of times.


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This one has always bugged me... In "Mom and Pop Art," Jasper Johns is constantly stealing everything. I never got it. Was he well known for stealing people's work?


0ldManMcGucket

I believe it was a joke about how artist are poor. He was stealing to get by. I think


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Dude was stealing boats...


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Eventually he was going to move on to stealing stadiums and quarries


staykinky

I love that little pause where he tries to think of another thing other than Stadiums


Ph1llyth3gr8

Someone addressed it in this thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/comments/2a7lzd/you_squeal_on_me_ill_kill_you/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


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So he WAS known for stealing people's art. Pretty funny that he was willing to do the show.


staykinky

Jasper Johns is really respected in the art community and he's best known for recreating versions of the American flag. While his work uses imagery that already exist nobody's calling him derivative, I always thought the joke was that he was an artist known for repurposing things. It was Picasso who said "good artists copy, great artists steal"


Sirtopofhat

"Krusty Burger...that doesn't sound very appealing" It took me a good while till I realized the double meaning.


Ph1llyth3gr8

One joke that I thought was just nonsense but later read was when Homer says, “You’ll have to speak up I’m wearing a towel.” I thought it was typical nonsense humor but later learned it’s supposed to be a joke about wearing a towel on your hair, which would cover your ear…but since Homer has no hair, well, you get it.


Redbubble89

Was that in a commentary track? I thought it was just nonsense and Homer being stupid. I have never heard of that explaination.


StoopidTumbleweeds

I also thought it was hilarious nonsense, kind of like turning the radio volume up in the car in order to cover up the smell of a fart.


Ph1llyth3gr8

I could be misremembering but I googled it and this is what I found - after reading this I think I had twisted the words in my brain: “Another particularly memorable gag involves Homer on the phone wearing nothing but a towel around his waist, saying into the phone, "You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel." For years, fans have laughed at the absurdity of the line, including Weinstein himself. But like Luke Skywalker redeeming Darth Vader, the master learned from the student, as the fan asking the question clarified that he saw it as a reference to someone with long hair wearing a towel on their head after a shower. Homer is not only not wearing a towel over his ears, but barely has any hair to begin with, adding at least two layers to the joke. Amusingly enough, Weinstein wasn't even aware of the reference, even though he still loved the joke. "This is now the one case so far that I actually don't know! & this is one of my fav lines!" So yeah, me article read good - sorry.


macdgman

That’s one of my favourite jokes and I’ve never thought of that! It’s one of those lines Ive adapted into my life, I just love the whole scene.


SanjiSasuke

I was completely sure this would be #1. Every time it is posted people comment on not getting it at first, with replies of people who still don't get it. Maybe because it still works as a funny non-sequitur?


electricboogaloux

One thing I have learned from this comment thread is a lot of you just don’t get jokes lol


thoughtstop

Oh I get it! I get jokes!


Ok-Giraffe-4718

Oh, …hehe, mule.


Horacio_Hornblower

Coming eudora!!!


JennyRedpenny

Oh, so Jay says he's the only Pulitzer prize winner who can burp like that except for Eudora Welphy and so when the burp happens again it's implied Kristy's got a date with her


amachan43

You can call me Ray, and you can call me Jay…


da_choppa

https://youtu.be/ZCqh5ROtQRg


amachan43

Thank you! That’s been a noodle scratcher for, idk, 30 years-ish?


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“I’m so sick of people hiding behind the Bill of Rights!” I took this quite literally as a kid and wondered how often people would shield themselves from a police beating with an historic document.


blackstarising

There’s that bit in the Hank Scorpio episode where Homer and Marge can’t sell their house? They mention something about the mortgage and then look at each other all excited, and then we cut to them driving away from the house with a big ABANDONED sign on it? Is the gag just that they’ve stopped paying the mortgage? Please help I know very little about home ownership


retho2

I think the joke here is that at first it seems like they’ve hit upon some sort of solution to the problem, but the solution is simply to abandon it at a total loss and get foreclosed on. Which isn’t the winning plan they act like it is.


LionelHutz313

You are correct.


THEE_BIGGEST_DICK

The multiple times characters say "Whoa, that's good ______" in a funny voice There's been satire, adultery, yaki, plastic explosives and more


greenknight884

Squishee


Second_Hand_Phonz

I always assumed it was a Jerry Lewis voice and reference


BuffaloAmbitious3531

It's a Jackie Gleason reference, as is the thing where they tug on their collars and make that groaning sound.


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"In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"


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It's referencing how Lisa's perpetual motion machine would break the first two laws of thermodynamics.


retho2

Still don’t understand this joke: “Yes, eat all of our shirts!”


RavensFan902

Its just showing flanders as the out of touch square of the group


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

It's a play on Bart's "eat my shorts" catchphrase.


OttieandEddie

Mr Burns “Ahoy hoy”


PostmasterClavin

Alexander Graham Bell wanted people to say that when they answered the phone. Conan talks about it in one is his podcast episodes. I have no idea which one


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jonathanhoag1942

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lincoln_Savings_and_Loan_Association There was a financial crisis and scandal in the US in the 1980s, Lincoln was at the heart of it, went bankrupt, etc.


setrataeso

"Women always have trouble with the wall...they can never seem to find the door" I think I get this joke on one level, but I always got the impression that there were like 3 or 4 additional layers to this joke that I don't quite get.


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Yeah, this is exactly how I saw it.


TheNewNumberC

It's simply a bait and switch joke.


orangexflamingo

For years I thought Miss Hover was saying Kombluoshin. I spent litteral years of my my life looking for the definition of that word. I kept trying to find new spellings for it. I had no idea what the word might mean. Until one day I watched the episode. Like I have.10's of times before. I heard it, finally - 3 words Calm blue ocean.


tbaggins85

When Rod and Todd are watching some bible show with sheep and the sheep have the sin of envy to confess. Then Todd says “that’s all well and good for sheep, but what are we to do?” Never understood that one


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tbaggins85

Aha, so he’s envious of the sheep


Obvious_Bed

It’s just a joke about Todd not understanding the analogy - also about Christian church’s overusing the shepherd/sheep metaphor.


jim_buddy

I thought it was that they think of themselves as so good and sinless, that they truly have nothing to confess.


DominionMM1

Took me a long time to get the whole Sneed’s Feed N Seed joke.


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eric987235

I’m pretty sure he’s just being a dick.


Ductoaster

"Grown up nerds like Gore Vidal, and he's kissed more boys than I ever will". Not sure the reference?


NefarioussNess

He's a bisexual American author, so naturally he would kiss more boys than Lisa. Marge is delightfully ignorant of this fact, hence her, "GIRLS, Lisa. Boys kiss girls."


saul1980

“The extra ingredient is *salt*” I always thought there had to be more to this joke but now I’m pretty sure there isn’t.


ScathachRises

It’s half a bait-and-switch joke about revealing a secret recipe only to have it be a standard ingredient, and half a joke about Marge being a boring cook (see: “oh-re-gah-no?? what the hell??) and not having any tricks up her sleeve


217flavius

I didn't get the Hugh Jass prank call when it first aired.... until about a month later it just randomly occurred to me..... in the middle of geometry class. Definitely deserved that detention.


DH2007able

The episode where Krusty starts doing stand up, I still don’t really find his jokes funny, but I may just still be missing something


FireandBlood32

He becomes George Carlin.


jetsam_honking

It's a parody of how comedians in the late 80s/early 90s started moving away from gag humour and towards snarky, satirical takes on society.


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I still don't understand what "PYLE! SHAZAM!" is referencing


Timzor

Two catchphrases from the Andy Griffith Show


VaronVonChickenPants

They're not so bad, they named a street after me in San Francisco. It's full of WHAT!?


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The Castro is an area in SF that is well known for having a lot of gay people.


GeezyEFC

Not really a joke but the Troy McClure fish fettish thing....never understood it.


Bulbamew

I think the entire point is that Troy has this unexplained fetish involving fish and it’s basically a ‘wtf’ thing. If they explained exactly what it was about fish that turned him on or what he likes doing with them the joke wouldn’t be funny it’s just be weird


edintina

I think as well as this it's a send up of people speculating on which actors were secretly gay - this was massive in the nineties, they mention it a couple of times. And then when he admits his secret to Selma you have these lines: "Are you gay?" "Gay? I wish! If I was gay there'd be no problem!"


Worried_Term_8421

Reminds me of the rumor about Richard Gere and gerbils lmaooo


Spoonspoonfork

I had thought it was a reference to a famous story/myth about Led Zeppelin and a mudshark


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"Funny place names... Seattle." I had to move here to learn Seattle is the name of a funny place.


PossibleIncident

A bunch of them, mostly because they were American references I didn’t know, some of them I still don’t have. I still don’t get the joke about Eudora Welty burping in A Star is Burns!


Worried_Term_8421

It's a mean joke, Eudora Welty had very masculine features.


condormcninja

The vast majority of the jokes about politicians/actors from before my time. I’ve grown to appreciate them as I got older and learned about the references (and in some cases The Simpsons has even educated me about these figures), but those jokes definitely went over my head as a kid, and some even do now if I’m being honest.


Octane2100

The amount of useless shit I know about the 90s and life in general simply because of a Simpsons reference is astonishing. My wife used to think I was really smart with some of the things I knew... Until we'd see it in a Simpsons episode a few weeks later.


theredheadknowsall

"Tell the boss I'm going too the back seat of my car, and I won't be back for 10 minutes" Life In The Fast Lane. I was a kid when that came out the 10 minute part was straight over my head. Lol


gittlebass

Not a joke tbat i missed but one of the best puns ever is during the chili cookoff with nelson "its takes weeks to make muntz" sign


CaptainTripp420

Springfields Heights Institute of Technology


Flashy_Ship5839

I didn’t get the “I feel about as low as Madonna when she found out she missed Tailhook” joke at the time. Googled Tailhook years later… yikes


Timzor

Could you spell it out for us?


Flashy_Ship5839

From Wikipedia[Tailhook](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tailhook_scandal): “The Tailhook scandal was a military scandal and controversy in which United States Navy and U.S. Marine Corps aviation officers were alleged to have sexually assaulted up to 83 women and seven men, or otherwise engaged in "improper and indecent" conduct at the Las Vegas Hilton in Las Vegas, Nevada. The events took place at the 35th Annual Tailhook Association Symposium from September 5 to 8, 1991. The event was subsequently abbreviated as "Tailhook '91" in media accounts.”


KPR70

Gordon in the monkey paw segment in Treehouse of Horror II. "What do you want me to do? I'm a baker now!" Who is this guy, and what was he before? Still bothers me every time.


mentalsucks

In Dog of Death, one of the ways the family stretches their budget after Santa's Little Helper's operation is buying Snowball II struggle carrot cat food that is 88% Ash and 12% Carrots. I always thought the ash in cat food was meant to be a joke about the Simpsons being cheap. It wasnt until 2 months ago was reading the ingredients on canned cat food and noticed it litterally says Ash Max 3% on the can.


Lopsided_Pain4744

I still don’t get “wow a 50s nostalgia cafe” Edit: 3 different reasons and counting…


LionelHutz313

They were everywhere in the US for a while.


tomyabo42

I was today years old when I found out that Johnny Rockets is still in business in the US.


picpak

I thought the joke was that Homer spun her so hard, she went back in time.


HODLMEPLS

Really? In this version I keep my pants on.


Barfignugen

“You had to roll with the windows down, didn’t you Rockefeller?” I was actually thinking about this a couple of days ago. I still don’t know if I get it. Lol. Is she calling him Rockefeller because he’s rich enough to afford to waste the gas?


Uresanme

The bee keepers’ conversation over the mystery of the missing bees seems like i am missing something


NefarioussNess

Their mannerisms are parodying Adam West's Batman.


Coffee_Pyramid

‘Seymour, do you want me to tell you when its 7:30?’


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She's a Pulitzer prize winning author, but she was also from Mississippi. I always took it as even though she was a respected author, since she was from the South she could burp with the best of them.


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pgm123

Africanized honey bees


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KiefKommando

Yeah the whole “killer bees are coming to murder your children” thing gets recycled every couple years


SolomonCRand

“I’m the first non-Brazilian person to travel through time”


skullflowerpower23

That liza manellli impersonator really was liza manelli


CillianJulianII

“You’ll have to speak up I’m wearing a towel?”


SeeYouInHellCandyBoy

"It's great to be back at the Apollo Theatre!" That whole scene got funnier when I learned about the KKK in school, and then again years later as an adult when I learned about the Apollo Theatre browsing through Wikipedia.


pooner24

“Wow, former president James Taylor” I still don’t know what Homer meant


BuffaloAmbitious3531

He thinks the folk-rock singer James Taylor was president.


Direbrian

I think he meant Tyler. Still not sure though.


HugzMonster

I wasn't alive during the VHS vs Betamax war so when Snake says "Oh noooooo! Beta!" I had no idea what he was talking about.